Seriously, for people who have interacted with black people in the USA, are they really like that? All the time antagonizing white people? Always underestimating things made by other races?
I dated a black girl. Once I had buttered rye bread and a glass of milk for breakfast and she acted like I'd just killed a dog. She also thought it was funny that I was always on time to things and told me I needed to learn how to operate on "black people time"
Not at all, at least the grand majority of people aren't like that. Aggressiveness only happens with jerks, which you'll find in any race. Tv shows just likes to make it common.
No. They understand that if they bring up "why do white people" then that opens the door to "why do black people..."
Nobody has racial conversations, and never randomly hostile racist provocative statements like this.
Also black girls love Paramore and everybody has heard the fricking beetles. This is clearly a white writer being a fricking moron trying to bait people to hate watch.
Not all, But majority of the them. Like at work dealing with a professional one, theyre usually cool, but if you meet one at a wagie job or a party, yeah 100%, if theres more than 3 of those spear chuckers at a party, Im out.
>"What dat sound?" >Tell her what it is >"AYOO I DON LISSEN NO CRACKA MUSIC homie, SHEEEEEEEIIIT, GET AWAY FROM ME WIT YO PASTY MAYO MUSIC"
Then why did she ask? Seriously, how is this supposed to do anything but make her seem unpleasant?
No, unfortunately they don't know what good things are, they're just perpetually children and have no taste. These kinds of people often mock things they don't understand because they believe anyone who doesn't like what they like is merely pretending in their small minds. You can't believe that they know what they're missing out on deep down or you're doing the same thing.
I have this dream that every Black person will one day have a sudden realization of their own mental deficiencies and be haunted by that for the rest of their life but sadly it will never happen. The reality is that everything on the surface is pretty much all there is.
>will one day have a sudden realisation
This is literal lovecraftian horror. The mind of every Black having a collective moment of clarity and being able to comprehend the causal relationship between their actions and the consequences they suffer through every single day. Until the chimp like brain wrests control once again and they are again left like an ant staring at a computer chip.
Would love to write a short story like this tbqhfam but I'm not exactly sure how easy it would be to depict the inner workings of their minds. As much as we consider it a terrifying prospect to suddenly be conscious of a dimension of thought above us, I would say it's equally difficult to comprehend a dimension of thought which is below you. Particularly how to depict it in an entertaining way. After all you'd struggle to write a novel from the point of view of a dog without the entire book just being simple sentences. Much easier to portray the scenario from an outside perspective but I think that would lack the same impact and entertainment value.
>No, unfortunately they don't know what good things are, they're just perpetually children and have no taste. These kinds of people often mock things they don't understand because they believe anyone who doesn't like what they like is merely pretending in their small minds. You can't believe that they know what they're missing out on deep down or you're doing the same thing. >I have this dream that every Black person will one day have a sudden realization of their own mental deficiencies and be haunted by that for the rest of their life but sadly it will never happen. The reality is that everything on the surface is pretty much all there is.
>this schizo rambling over a "wypipo don't season they pancakes" joke
White fragility is very real and very hilarious.
I've got news for you, I wasn't just talking about black people, and I wasn't talking about all black people. People like this of every color exist, and if you don't get what I'm talking about, you're probably one of them.
You just know those lines were written by some white liberal, probably israeli, who was giddy with the thought of making seethe among conservatives. Even the most hood black people can recognise the Beatles and know what pancakes are.
No. Blacks don't eat pancakes, they don't eat breakfast, it takes an act of God to get them up before noon. If they do eat breakfast then it either came out of box or it's waffles and friend chicken.
>What are you doing indoors, anyway?
I say nothing but continue stockpiling ammunition and firearms. The race war is inevitable.
feds will pay you a visit very soon lil yte boi
Uhmm you're chinese?
Why do we always have these fricking threads???
>yte
What the frick is that? Try English, Black person
>implying he himself isn't a fed
>feds
lmao
pussed out when texas gave them the boot
another feddie lost his headie by his own schizo son
two more weeks and the problem fixes itself
Nothing he said was criminal you stupid Black person.
stockpilling is illegal
Nope, but if it's really such a problem I'll let you borrow some.
Catch it, monkey!
Is she black or injun?
>Yeah you people don't have much culture
>hold on, I'll get the Lawry's for you
those are fake quotes she didnt say that.
>Seasoning pancakes
???????????????????????????
It's a black thing, goofy as cracka.
Don't you like sweet things? Did you get your kids candy at halloween or fried chicken and hot sauce?
I worry about you people, are your taste buds dead or something?
they can't stop putting salt on everything
I wash my pancakes with dish soap
ayo hol up so you be sayin you DON'T put lawrys on yo pancakes? fr? damn these yt folx be trippin ong lmaooooo
Blacks disproportionately get gout because their oversalted eating habits are just that fricking bad.
I still don't get it.
Is that Black specimen a woman or a man?
it's one of their females
It's nearly impossible to tell there sex without jamming your thumb in them
The only true way to tell is by breaking them. That's how you spot the bucks.
Black folk are so cringe
You are cringe.
>HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY I'M BLACK?
>Mmmmm instant flavor
OH LAWD DEM SPICES
They wouldn't need to drench there food in hot sauce if they didn't start smoking at age six, no wonder they can't taste anything.
>black woman complains about this mystical bland food her people have never tried and all hate of course
wypipo dont put cajun seasoning on they pancakes?
>woman from a culture that eats dirt pies complains about seasoning
Ok
I'm going to ASSUME that's fake, or written by the world's whitest writer, who thinks brown people don't know what pancakes are.
>ay yo yt boi why dere be no chicken or kool aid wit dis shieeet ain't yo cracka ass herd of seeznin
>t. John Smith (screenwriter)
>formerly Yankel Rosenberg
>white liberals praise Black folk for being ignorant
many such cases
these are too on the nose to be real
>how do you respond without sounding mad?
Make 4 threads a day talking about white accomplishments
Hold on now.
Is she written this way to make fun of the ridiculous things resentful black people say? Or is this actually supposed to make her look good?
It's just fake moron
Seriously, for people who have interacted with black people in the USA, are they really like that? All the time antagonizing white people? Always underestimating things made by other races?
No
Yep. I try to avoid them. They're massive narcissists.
I dated a black girl. Once I had buttered rye bread and a glass of milk for breakfast and she acted like I'd just killed a dog. She also thought it was funny that I was always on time to things and told me I needed to learn how to operate on "black people time"
black people show up 4 hours late to appointments that's normal
Not at all, at least the grand majority of people aren't like that. Aggressiveness only happens with jerks, which you'll find in any race. Tv shows just likes to make it common.
No. They understand that if they bring up "why do white people" then that opens the door to "why do black people..."
Nobody has racial conversations, and never randomly hostile racist provocative statements like this.
Also black girls love Paramore and everybody has heard the fricking beetles. This is clearly a white writer being a fricking moron trying to bait people to hate watch.
Not all, But majority of the them. Like at work dealing with a professional one, theyre usually cool, but if you meet one at a wagie job or a party, yeah 100%, if theres more than 3 of those spear chuckers at a party, Im out.
Anyone with an IQ in the triple digits can tell this is either making fun of the woman or these are (more likely) fake subtitles..
>how do you respond without sounding mad?
animals belong outside
buttered toast IS good.
Should have upped his game and made a toast sandwich.
cheek and septum piercings are so disgusting, bros
mmm soulless colorless digital recording and race bait
There's no way this is real
>live in alaska
>still a Black person
You have literally THOUSANDS of cultures to chose from in America and you chose black white trash.
it’s the elusive snowBlack person
I thought those were on the other side of the planet
You can never escape from them
Holy shit, there's 25,000 blacks in the whole frozen state and they somehow manage to form a "hood" a ghetto?
I'd call them family oriented animals but we know that's not true.
>"What dat sound?"
>Tell her what it is
>"AYOO I DON LISSEN NO CRACKA MUSIC homie, SHEEEEEEEIIIT, GET AWAY FROM ME WIT YO PASTY MAYO MUSIC"
Then why did she ask? Seriously, how is this supposed to do anything but make her seem unpleasant?
it's a rhetorical question so she could let you know she thinks your music is dumb
My point is there are ways of telling people to turn their music off without being an unbearable stain, especially when they politely humor you.
>think it's close to the end by now
>check runtime
>it's only halfway done
>every ingredient is exactly one entire bottle
This has to be a performance, right?
I like that black people instinctively know to avoid the good things in life, because that's for white people. They all know their place really.
No, unfortunately they don't know what good things are, they're just perpetually children and have no taste. These kinds of people often mock things they don't understand because they believe anyone who doesn't like what they like is merely pretending in their small minds. You can't believe that they know what they're missing out on deep down or you're doing the same thing.
I have this dream that every Black person will one day have a sudden realization of their own mental deficiencies and be haunted by that for the rest of their life but sadly it will never happen. The reality is that everything on the surface is pretty much all there is.
>will one day have a sudden realisation
This is literal lovecraftian horror. The mind of every Black having a collective moment of clarity and being able to comprehend the causal relationship between their actions and the consequences they suffer through every single day. Until the chimp like brain wrests control once again and they are again left like an ant staring at a computer chip.
I would read a story about this, it would be kind of like "The Leftovers"
Would love to write a short story like this tbqhfam but I'm not exactly sure how easy it would be to depict the inner workings of their minds. As much as we consider it a terrifying prospect to suddenly be conscious of a dimension of thought above us, I would say it's equally difficult to comprehend a dimension of thought which is below you. Particularly how to depict it in an entertaining way. After all you'd struggle to write a novel from the point of view of a dog without the entire book just being simple sentences. Much easier to portray the scenario from an outside perspective but I think that would lack the same impact and entertainment value.
>No, unfortunately they don't know what good things are, they're just perpetually children and have no taste. These kinds of people often mock things they don't understand because they believe anyone who doesn't like what they like is merely pretending in their small minds. You can't believe that they know what they're missing out on deep down or you're doing the same thing.
>I have this dream that every Black person will one day have a sudden realization of their own mental deficiencies and be haunted by that for the rest of their life but sadly it will never happen. The reality is that everything on the surface is pretty much all there is.
>this schizo rambling over a "wypipo don't season they pancakes" joke
White fragility is very real and very hilarious.
I've got news for you, I wasn't just talking about black people, and I wasn't talking about all black people. People like this of every color exist, and if you don't get what I'm talking about, you're probably one of them.
>>this schizo rambling over a "wypipo don't season they pancakes" joke
Ayo these crackas talkin in "general terms" or some sheeit? Wut dat mean?
>wyte peepo don't season dey pancakes
who writes this?
>ypipo don sison they food
alright, which one of you frickers secretly writes for hbo
Turn off the show and watch something else.
>I got to ice cave. Far from APF jurisdiction, and the Natives will not extradite one of their own.
Dey heah
wow is it really that bad?
They say that because the only time blacks ever try white peoples cooking is in public schools and in prisons.
You just know those lines were written by some white liberal, probably israeli, who was giddy with the thought of making seethe among conservatives. Even the most hood black people can recognise the Beatles and know what pancakes are.
Do blacks, or Black folk as I like to call them, really season their pancakes?
No. Blacks don't eat pancakes, they don't eat breakfast, it takes an act of God to get them up before noon. If they do eat breakfast then it either came out of box or it's waffles and friend chicken.
blacks don’t eat any food that isn’t available from a gas station
>GO BACK To THE ZOO AND DO A 260
Every time she'd try to say something I'd scream
>SHUT UP Black person
Wypipo don season they pancakes smdh