How do you respond without sounding mad?
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How do you respond without sounding mad?
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*fart in his face*
I bet if you tied his hand down and started breaking his fingers with a hammer, he would beg for mercy
>NOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN' JOKERINO! HE IS METAL AF DUDE!
>I bet if you tied his hand down and started breaking his fingers with a hammer, he would beg for mercy
The entire point of the contest between this version of Joker and Batman is that if Batman breaks his code Joker wins the game. He's set out to prove that everyone will break if their circumstances are terrible enough, that everyone is like him. So sure he'd beg for mercy, then once you give it to him he'd laugh and smile and tell you that he'd won and taunt you till you do it some more. The fun is in getting the high and mighty savior to corrupt himself to stop you.
What's corrupt about beating his ass? He had it coming
Batman already beat his ass and joker didnt give in, are you dumb?
are you joking? Batman gave him a light tap compared to what can be done to a human before they die
>What's corrupt about beating his ass? He had it coming
Nolan's Batman sets obvious strict lines for himself, no killing, no permanent maiming, he wants to be a seen as a force for good in the city. Nolan's Batman took a hard line against that sort of thing when he rejected Ra's Al Ghul. Batman is willing to scare, to beat, to scar in some cases but not destroy. To Joker it's a game, he's pushing the buttons for his own amusment.
No permanent maiming?
>From this height, the fall wouldn't kill me. It would just shatter my ankles, fracture my skins and force the unconnected bone shards into my calf muscles, ensuring I'll never walk right again.
>I'm counting on it.
Go to doctor get legs set, rehab. That ain't that permanent.
>batman starts breaking your fingers
>"hyehhyeh I accept your concession"
starts breaking your fingers
>>"hyehhyeh I accept your concession"
I mean in the case of Dark Knight and many depictions of the Joker after it (it's based in the Killing Joke by Alan Moore) he's trying to get Batman to kill him so yes he would accept batman's concession, Joker isn't sane.
But breaking his fingers isn't killing him... tho be it?
>But breaking his fingers isn't killing him... tho be it?
Nolan and the writers decided that Bruce didn't want to do those things, if you want a meaner batman watch The Dark Knight Returns 1 and 2.
Hmm... could it be because he's a hack?
>Hmm... could it be because he's a hack?
Little uncharitable but if you want to see it that way sure. I like Bane better because he's actually fun unlike the gritty depiction of the Joker in Nolan's films. Joker is supposed to be fun.
Of Coursh!
So, people who have gay little philosophies always lose to primordial TRVTH!
>So, people who have gay little philosophies always lose to primordial TRVTH!
I think the point is that if a crazy terrorist clown decides he wants to try to make you break your own ideological principles because it makes him laugh the jokes on you.
This is reddit as frick. Go back. cats of Istanbul is too good for you!
>make you break your own ideological principles
That's moronic because only batman would have such ideological principles.
>That's moronic because only batman would have such ideological principles.
Well yeah if they Joker went after you he'd be trying to get you to stop sucking wiener.
Based post. Do you have a YouTube channel with any film analysis that you do that I can subscribe to?
>Based post. Do you have a YouTube channel with any film analysis that you do that I can subscribe to?
I appreciate you mocking me, thank you.
>No kill policy
>Breaks fingers
>Le Joking Man wins
Batman could rape him
>Batman could rape him
I can't tell you how that would turn out honestly. We both know Batman would never do it, and we both know we don't know how Joker would react to that, the setup also means both Dent and Rachel would die while Batman fricked Joker> I guess everyone loses?
Well under Batman's moral code, he couldn't rape Joker, no. But he CAN trick joker into giving consent and then give him prostate poundtown. Its all about the batcode loopholes
>Well under Batman's moral code, he couldn't rape Joker, no. But he CAN trick joker into giving consent and then give him prostate poundtown. Its all about the batcode loopholes
Sigh.
>Unzips.
>We both know Batman would never do it
Jokers too old, batman prefers his boys younger, like Robin.
>Jokers too old, batman prefers his boys younger, like Robin.
I like this reason better kek.
It wouldn't be for pleasure if he sodomised joker. It would be about control and domination. With robins bussy is playtime, this is work
>GORDON: He's in control
homie batman was punching him at full strength in the face with armored gauntlets
were it not for the age rating, joker's mouth would be bloodied and missing some teeth
I'd rape him with a broom handle
Then beat him with the shitty, bloody stick
tongue is anus
I'd punch him in the face
We’ll see how smug he is after I GOOSH GOOSH his ass.
>Bane?
>you don't start with the head, it makes them fuzzy and groggy and everything else hurts less
Is this really true?
*speakers* Sorry mr batman wrong room thats joey the clown in for parking tickets
Yup yup
>Alfred, get the bat Moishe. I'm going to bris this clown.
i would just assrape him until he is reformed.
But its heath ledger with greasy hair and clown makeup
But what if Joker had a set of wind up chattering teeth lodged in his ass?
Actually this joker is more likely to have a pipebomb loged up his ass
>batman starts to brutally sodomise Joker
>"I WON! I WON! HARDER BATTYMAN"
>Ok, we had a good time there but I'm not telling you where Rachel is.
>I don’t need rachel anymore
take too long to never he crazy
i'd bring him to a nice prostate orgasm
bring his mom in and she washes that shit off his face
I beat his face for my own enjoyment.
just kill him
I'd say WHEERRR'E'S' DA TRIGGUR
>WHERE ARE THEY!??
Even if Batman did want to sodomise Joker, he would be too privy to his tricks. The Joker probably contracted AIDS before being caught in the hopes Batman would bugger him, effectively winning. I suppose batman could double up on condoms and be extra careful
His suit is a condom, like the Juggernaut
Batman would have to be very careful to avoid hitting the prostate and giving Joker sexual stimulation, he'd need very deep angled hard thrusts to inflict more pain than pleasure to Joker (im aware he's sadistic and says he likes the pain but realistically that just means candlewax on the nipples, he's a pussy)
If I was in that interrogation room with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of clown makeup on the two way mirror and then me saying, ‘OK, Gotham is safe now, don't worry "
>Ay you're garbage dat kills for money brutha
> Im gonna shove these shitty games up your ASS
you cant
its over
Just punch him. I don't care if he knows I'm mad. Not sounding mad only matters when the other person isn't within range of physical violence.