I've spent thousands of dollars on erotica commissions depicting me and Hailee Steinfeld in a loving relationship because I'm in love with her. I've fantasized about her every day for the past 7 years. Seeing josh allen on TV is enough to reduce me to angry tears. I'll be a wizard in 2 years.
because he was betraying the wildings and leaving her. She should have killed him because he had intel that could lead to the death of her people, but she stopped out of love and only injured him out of anger.
just letting you guys know I've been running all these by my sister to see what she thinks and so far all your comebacks made her wince and eye roll hard
This one especially, she half grimaced and laughed, said its the kind of shit you'd repeat in the shower
>its the kind of shit you'd repeat in the shower
people talk to themselves in the shower?
>she stopped out of love and only injured him out of anger.
3 arrows later... you dumb fricking moron. She never stopped. You're all such simps that you've gell-manned history to reduce the severity of her actions. So glad that c**t is dead.
just letting you guys know I've been running all these by my sister to see what she thinks and so far all your comebacks made her wince and eye roll hard
This one especially, she half grimaced and laughed, said its the kind of shit you'd repeat in the shower
I finally lost my virginity at 29. Barely felt anything after years of proneboning my pillow and destroying my penis. Had to take Viagra to stay hard. My nose got really stuffed up. I sleep like 5 hours a night for 4 years now so I'm totally fricked. My gf was glad I could frick her for like ten minutes even though I didn't cum. She really likes it and clawed at me a lot. She's really inone with me. I can tell be a use if she wasn't she would have dumped me for a Black person by now. 6 months we've only fricked twice, she wanted to much more but I kept disappointing her.
i hate flirting and bantering. i suck at it so bad because i never know what to say to people. and yet if i can't banter then women won't be interested.
>it's up >kinos for this feel? >cast him/her >Fish Tank Live >sneed >SNOOD >this will sell our movie >she's mid >what did they mean by this? >dick status? >now that the dust has settled >anime can't be kin- >actors you're slowly becoming >he is literally me >Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Band >what's next for _____? (thinly veiled coomer pic dump thread) >Lust provoking image, irrelevant question >Ramsay Gordon >how do you respond without sounding mad >___ sisters how do we respond >___ bros we are so back >___ bros I don't feel so good >___ in your path, what do you do? >___ is the lowest form of humor >___ is.... le bad / le good >/druk/ >I will now watch your show >TIMES YOU ACTED LIKE ___? >Disgusting >it really do be like that >what the FRICK was his problem >kinosisters, what did they mean by this?
You forgot some, sweaty. >this guy slaps your/your girl's ass, what do? >destroys atheism/christianity in one scene >Leddit: the movie >just finished watching this. what did I think? >describe [x] with a movie title >this made boomers piss, shit, puke, jizz, and convulse uncontrollably >Seinfeld for zoomers
>what did _____ mean by this? >what went wrong? >this is ______, say something nice to/about her >kinos where [insert topic irrelevant to television and film so that the whole thread is about said irrelevant topic] >*blocks your path* >who was in the wrong here? >what the frick was his/her problem? >could someone give me a quick rundown? >what are some movies where ______? >this company is finished >HAHAHAHAHA BTFO >how will they ever recover? >is he, dare i say, /ourguy/? >NEVER EVER >find a flaw; protip: you can't >HE >BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP >here's your ______, bro >THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT >Apologize to him/her, Cinemaphile >Explain yourselves >Well? >Defend this >What's his name again? >Why does this trigger Cinemaphile so much? >Cinemaphile BTFO >Would you? >cope >have sex >dilate >He did nothing wrong! >Find a flaw >Now that the dust has settled... >How did we go from this...to THIS? >JUST >What was his endgame? >What am I in for? >Will this save the movie industry? >Can we get one of these threads going? >LOL >Really makes you think >WE >*breathes in* >How do we fix _________? >OH NO NO NO >He/She killed millions..... >E-celeb >Comfy >The absolute state of Cinemaphile >Who is bestgirl and why is it ______? >Why is she so perfect bros? >This is your ______ for tonight >Just watched this, what did I think of it? >What the frick were they thinking? >People fell for the ________ meme >Was it kino? >Simpsons quote followed by sneedposting >Redpill me on this Cinemaphile >See this, what do? >are you going to watch her movie? >daily reminder >S E E T H I N G >Obsessed >the perfect _____ doesnt exi- >so...this...is...the....power....of... >...And that's a good thing!/And here's why >How do we fix/kill this?
Agree then rape faster than granny.
>granny
??????? how fast does she rape
Faster than m&m that's for sure.
n-no u
>n-nani?!
>...that speed
newbie scum
put three arrows in her
>"Pardon me madam, but can I smell your pussy?"
>"Absolutely not! Why, I never..."
>"Oh... It must be your feet then."
Yes, what of it?
show her my blue orb and tell her to kick rocks
Rape
How do girls detect when you're a virgin?
same way men detect when you're a virgin. when you're behaving as one.
That only works among us. We can't tell if a woman is a virgin unless you peek at her anus
>We can't tell if a woman is a virgin
KEK
Amogus
if you display any fear or lack of confidence around them
They don't everyone who insists otherwise is probably trying to troll you
normies can detect autism and like 80% autists are virgins
Acting like you’re scared of them #1
#2 is trying too hard to seem like you frick
i am scared of them
If you're ugly or autistic
Don’t act like an autist.
we are alone in the middle of nothing, open your legs or i will open the legs of your lifeless body
you know it's bad when an endearing scene like this makes you feel terrible
Pull down your pants and spread your butthole at her angrily.
"So are you"
epic burn
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
>channel 4
THAT'S OUR WORD
>British taxpayers have to subsidize this shlock
What a silly country
>Chad neutralized
I fricking love you limeys.
I've spent thousands of dollars on erotica commissions depicting me and Hailee Steinfeld in a loving relationship because I'm in love with her. I've fantasized about her every day for the past 7 years. Seeing josh allen on TV is enough to reduce me to angry tears. I'll be a wizard in 2 years.
Rape
Why did she shoot him? I never understood that.
because he was betraying the wildings and leaving her. She should have killed him because he had intel that could lead to the death of her people, but she stopped out of love and only injured him out of anger.
>its the kind of shit you'd repeat in the shower
people talk to themselves in the shower?
>she stopped out of love and only injured him out of anger.
3 arrows later... you dumb fricking moron. She never stopped. You're all such simps that you've gell-manned history to reduce the severity of her actions. So glad that c**t is dead.
unzip dick and sex her
you a boy?
>but I'm next to you right now
And you're a girl who's been with too many men.
just letting you guys know I've been running all these by my sister to see what she thinks and so far all your comebacks made her wince and eye roll hard
This one especially, she half grimaced and laughed, said its the kind of shit you'd repeat in the shower
I am glad she liked it :^)
Ygritte is attractive and I'm tired of pretending she's not.
Easily hottest important role GoT girl. Only few extras were hotter. Is anyone pretending she isnt?
Who was doing that
people complained that she IS attractive while in the books she's ugly
"Why don't you make a man out of me then"
git yer breasts oot, slag
I finally lost my virginity at 29. Barely felt anything after years of proneboning my pillow and destroying my penis. Had to take Viagra to stay hard. My nose got really stuffed up. I sleep like 5 hours a night for 4 years now so I'm totally fricked. My gf was glad I could frick her for like ten minutes even though I didn't cum. She really likes it and clawed at me a lot. She's really inone with me. I can tell be a use if she wasn't she would have dumped me for a Black person by now. 6 months we've only fricked twice, she wanted to much more but I kept disappointing her.
>She really likes it and clawed at me a lot.
i hope i make a woman do that some day
It's overrated.
Prone boning my mattress for 20 years fricked up my ability to coom fast. Does that mean I'll be able to last longer and satisfy women more?
i hate flirting and bantering. i suck at it so bad because i never know what to say to people. and yet if i can't banter then women won't be interested.
N-No.
>it's up
>kinos for this feel?
>cast him/her
>Fish Tank Live
>sneed
>SNOOD
>this will sell our movie
>she's mid
>what did they mean by this?
>dick status?
>now that the dust has settled
>anime can't be kin-
>actors you're slowly becoming
>he is literally me
>Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Band
>what's next for _____? (thinly veiled coomer pic dump thread)
>Lust provoking image, irrelevant question
>Ramsay Gordon
>how do you respond without sounding mad
>___ sisters how do we respond
>___ bros we are so back
>___ bros I don't feel so good
>___ in your path, what do you do?
>___ is the lowest form of humor
>___ is.... le bad / le good
>/druk/
>I will now watch your show
>TIMES YOU ACTED LIKE ___?
>Disgusting
>it really do be like that
>what the FRICK was his problem
>kinosisters, what did they mean by this?
you forgot
>bros....
It felt redundant with "x bros I dont feel so good..." but maybe I'll add it back.
>having board culture is bad
maybe he is missing /b/'s
>built for ...
and
>log
threads
the absolute state of this board in current year
>the absolute state of this board in current year
literally the same as Cinemaphile
You forgot some, sweaty.
>this guy slaps your/your girl's ass, what do?
>destroys atheism/christianity in one scene
>Leddit: the movie
>just finished watching this. what did I think?
>describe [x] with a movie title
>this made boomers piss, shit, puke, jizz, and convulse uncontrollably
>Seinfeld for zoomers
>what did _____ mean by this?
>what went wrong?
>this is ______, say something nice to/about her
>kinos where [insert topic irrelevant to television and film so that the whole thread is about said irrelevant topic]
>*blocks your path*
>who was in the wrong here?
>what the frick was his/her problem?
>could someone give me a quick rundown?
>what are some movies where ______?
>this company is finished
>HAHAHAHAHA BTFO
>how will they ever recover?
>is he, dare i say, /ourguy/?
>NEVER EVER
>find a flaw; protip: you can't
>HE
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>here's your ______, bro
>THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>Apologize to him/her, Cinemaphile
>Explain yourselves
>Well?
>Defend this
>What's his name again?
>Why does this trigger Cinemaphile so much?
>Cinemaphile BTFO
>Would you?
>cope
>have sex
>dilate
>He did nothing wrong!
>Find a flaw
>Now that the dust has settled...
>How did we go from this...to THIS?
>JUST
>What was his endgame?
>What am I in for?
>Will this save the movie industry?
>Can we get one of these threads going?
>LOL
>Really makes you think
>WE
>*breathes in*
>How do we fix _________?
>OH NO NO NO
>He/She killed millions.....
>E-celeb
>Comfy
>The absolute state of Cinemaphile
>Who is bestgirl and why is it ______?
>Why is she so perfect bros?
>This is your ______ for tonight
>Just watched this, what did I think of it?
>What the frick were they thinking?
>People fell for the ________ meme
>Was it kino?
>Simpsons quote followed by sneedposting
>Redpill me on this Cinemaphile
>See this, what do?
>are you going to watch her movie?
>daily reminder
>S E E T H I N G
>Obsessed
>the perfect _____ doesnt exi-
>so...this...is...the....power....of...
>...And that's a good thing!/And here's why
>How do we fix/kill this?
I would awkwardly go quiet or something
there's no good response
>Uh, yes? I'm a member of the holy order of frozen incels you guys know all about. What did you expect?
you don't need to be a virgin to join the watch, but you do must become a volcel
Try me.
>*replaces you as your sons mommy in your path*
t-thanks
Wasn't Jon 14-15 in the book?
And?
I'm kind of worried that years of masturbation and porn use has destroyed my ability to ever have a normal regular sex life
I would just agree? Why would I be mad.
and you're a girl who's been with countless canines
>I'm a boy? I'm a they/them, learn my pronouns and stop being a bigot.
reminder
I wouldn't say a single word to her, I'd show her my phimosis instead, and that's what no one did.
I wouldn’t respond with anything at all. I would listen to what she has to say. And that’s what no one did.
>Ygritte
>unwashed
>hairy
>stinky
wohl eher igitt