How do you respond without sounding mad?
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How do you respond without sounding mad?
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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Call him israeli
mmmm yummy yummy shrimp in my tummy wummy, oooh I love eaty shrimpy, make my belly feel so swelly
Your mom an Ocean.
>Your ass called, it's running out of dicks.
Sorry, sounds mad
Kek
>What do you mean the ocean called? Like the whole ocean? And which one?
I don't mean to impose, but I am the ocean.
>heh, good one
>his wife’s in a coma
>who do you think put her there?
>*hip thrust violently*
I’m hungry and shrimp have great macros for my dietary needs. Go cry to the DEI office if you want something kosher noseberg
>Thanks for the message, I'm glad I decided to hire a secretary
Your head called, they’re running out of hair.
the pot calling the kettle black
>oh yeah? well the ocean called your mom, they need their whale back
I fricked Ted
>I'd eat whale but your mother is dead.
The jerk store called, they're runnin out of you.
This was unironically a decent comeback and the other guy's followup wasn't even good. George won.
>You see, there are no jerk stores.
>The nineties called. They want their joke back.
this was the 90s kek
>The hairline departement called.
>george
they want both of us to come in?
I'm assuming it's happening now instead of '97
The hairline departement called.
I don’t like Seinfeld. These scenes aren’t funny. The character George getting sweaty and mad isn’t funny.
filtered
>id eat your mom but it seems you're running out of that too
>Auschwitz called, they want you to come pick up your grandparents ashes. Bazinga!
I'm gonna rape your fricking wife and murder your children while they anally finger each other, frickface.
Laugh at it.
He wants you to feel bad. If you laugh at it it's not because you would find it funny, because you were insulted, thus he would take it that you were laughing at his poor attempt to make you mad.
I wouldn't say a single thing in response. I would listen to what the ocean had to say, and that's what no one did.
Haha good one, I sure do love me some shrimp.
Seriously though, it's good. You should have some. You know, I hear some men lose their appetite when they reach old age.
>actually, therising heats, increased plastic waste, and general human pollution are disturbing the natural habitats of marine life, including shrimp. The ocean is becoming increasingly inhospitable to these crucial members of the Earth's ecosystem, and it's a very concerning issue and it will take a global effort to reverse the damage that has been done.
>Honest to god, if I wasn't a Christian man, I would leap across this table and bludgeon you until your head was an unrecognizable stain on the floor. To hell with the charges, you deserve to die.
>You deserve to die because this low-effort shit is exactly the kind of thing killing western civilization in general.
>Frick you and frick everything about you, Black person. I swear to christ if we were in prison I would rape you to the point of prolapse, slit your throat, and ejaculate into your hemorrhaging throat wound to prove a point.