How do you respond without sounding mad?

How do you respond without sounding mad?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"ok go to website"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not interested in the subway website jonah. One sandwich is enough.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok go to website

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get wiener out
    >listen here brad
    >pretend i'm a Hollywood executive and you want a roll in my movie
    >dats rite all actors are slaves to the people that finance you
    >you have no right to be a wienery shit

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he walked right into it. basically he forced pitt to make an excuse to not include him. pitt could've been more polite but honestly you can't blame him. if jonah said "even if they're sitting right here! haha, I'm just joking" this could've been prevented

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jonah has had some creditable roles where he proves he's a serious actor
      Hollywood is just full of c**ts
      It's like a fricking school yard in terms of behaviour

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you his publicist or something? You sound gay and fat.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          seethe harder troony

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't call my friend fat

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I matched with your mom on Tinder
    How do you respond without sounding mad?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this image will ALWAYS make me laugh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      IM FRICKING YOUR SENILE MOM LIL JONAH

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mooooom don’t use my picture on your tinder
      >but why honey, you look so cute!
      >it’s embarrassing! I’m a fricking celebrity
      >don’t worry, nobody will recognize you sweetheart

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      b***h looks like she'll try to feed you a poison apple.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        bet she'd be crazy in the sack though, she has the eyes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gimme his sister

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you rang, anon?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No not that one, the cute one.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            that is the cute one. Jordan was a boy he's dead now

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you cut weight, bleach your hair, and become a beach bum because it's the least israelitey thing you could possibly do and you hate yourself

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lowbase keyed

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You uhg yea

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pitt set up a joke, Hill took it personally and didn't riff on it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is weird because he's considered a comedian

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is he?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah you know he's fat that's the joke

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What joke?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's fat. That's the joke haha you get it?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                But the joke wasn't said until you said that's thr joke but it was never brought up to say that's thr joke

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huh? You........what is this? Whatever go to website

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's too insecure for that.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    well, i wouldn't be begging for compliments from a movie star, pretending i'm his bestie for the camera, so i wouldn't be in that situation to begin with

    he's just used to his tribe letting him trail behind them and throwing him a bone

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Maddox kicked your ass out pal
    but I say it like I'm not mad

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beats waiting tables [fat stooge douche laugh]
    OR
    >it’s a living! [hide the pain Harry smile]

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      all he had to do was look into the camera and break the fourth wall

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