Does God put groceries on the table?
Does God put a house over your head?
Did God give you three loving children?
He doesn't do SHIT and you choose him over me?
Fine, I want a divorce.
I'm taking the kids too and you can marry God, fricking c**t.
What a moron. anyway can we all agree this episode is one of the highlights of the season, fricking hilarious nearly start to finish the actual meeting god shit was kinda slow.
mad christcucks ITT. you cuck yourself for an imaginary fairy man, but when your woman does it it's suddenly a problem. KEK is all that needs to be said
suck my dick, Marge.
Jesus is cumming and so am I
Why would I be mad?
But Marge Corinthians says women should be silent
>Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord...Hey Marge your lord decrees that thou bring him a sandwich
>Homer stop reading that bible
In church.
but the world is to become the church and the church the world
There are Prophetess' and Woman Deacons on the New Testament.
The rule just forbids them from preaching.
What exactly do you think the church was when that was written?
If you love your God so much why don't you just marry him
Does God put groceries on the table?
Does God put a house over your head?
Did God give you three loving children?
He doesn't do SHIT and you choose him over me?
Fine, I want a divorce.
I'm taking the kids too and you can marry God, fricking c**t.
God keeps the philistines from storming israel
Does Homer?
stfu Marge let me fondle your breasts
Marge never said this.
Yes she did. ..Homer the Heretic I think
She did. Episode is Homer the Heretic.
What a moron. anyway can we all agree this episode is one of the highlights of the season, fricking hilarious nearly start to finish the actual meeting god shit was kinda slow.
Yeah
That Air Christ on Flanders
Why wasn't Neddy in church on a Sunday?
moron brainless moron turd idiot
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Humbly submit to Sneed.
mad christcucks ITT. you cuck yourself for an imaginary fairy man, but when your woman does it it's suddenly a problem. KEK is all that needs to be said
No one is mad
>mad af reply
ok
You're projecting right now
So did Homer. When Marge was pregnant Homer left her until he could provide for his family.
Billions must die (at the Springfield power plant)
but christians know deep inside that god isnt real right? leaving your husband over something you're deep down pretending to believe is shitty
>WELL I FRICKED MINDY
Invite God to a double veganal penetration of Marge.
A woman's God is either a wallet or a wiener.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Marge the bawd