and you can't go a mile without seeing a heard of cows. How many sharks have you encountered in your lifetime? I'm going to say I've walked through hundreds of cow pastures but I'm yet to see a shark attempt to trample my dog.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I've seen 6 cows. I've seen 40 sharks. Doesn't also take into account jellyfish deaths and hippopotamus being extremely more large than shark deaths.
>War against animals
Australia is going to lose again I guess
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's so fricking stupid. Snails don't pose a threat to anyone. Literal house-wearing peaceful garden slugs that eat lettuce and occasionally maggots which harm humans. There's really no reason to fear snails. We just want to live life.
2 years ago
Anonymous
keep you and your slime away from me, goober
2 years ago
Anonymous
snail that climbed on a keyboard typed this
2 years ago
Anonymous
Disease vectors in tropical countries. Some of them are horror show quality especially in Africa.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Shut up you slimy b***h
snail that climbed on a keyboard typed this
confirmed
2 years ago
Anonymous
>assassin bugs
2 years ago
Anonymous
Is this a meme? How are snails killing people?
2 years ago
Anonymous
They're disease vectors like mosquitoes, and they carry some pretty horrible shit
2 years ago
Anonymous
>freshwater snail
This is bait
2 years ago
Anonymous
They carry a parasite. An Estimated 240 million people have it in aisa
2 years ago
Anonymous
This is definitely not fear porn for the populations
lol. I think the best malaria vaccine only reduces the risk by like 20% or something small like that. Better than nothing but not enough to not be worried about it.
This gave me a lifelong deep fear of losing my limbs, frick man this movie was actually great.
It’s just Jaws in Jurassic Park and it’s done so nicely.
Deep Blue Sea 2 is shit
Beep Blue Sea 3 is kino well at least you can see they tried, it's pretty cheesy but effective and the setting of an island being swallowed by the sea is great, also has some decent underwater scenes and the CGI is pretty good in them too
There's plenty of footage showing great whites not attacking humans they mainly want fish and seals we're too bony but they'll test bite us to see if we're edible
You should see the other guy.
Seriously though hasn't stopped Brutus at all. He's one of the alpha crocs in the NT. He's just shy of 6 metres (19.6ft) and snacks on bullsharks. There's only one croc known to be bigger than him at the moment, Dominator, from further South.
yeah the lad in the other post with the missing arm is Dominator
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nope. Brutus is the boy with the missing arm, this is Dominator.
2 years ago
Anonymous
oh okay. its crazy those things eat children regularly in Africa.
2 years ago
Anonymous
huge crocodile > huge guy
for you
2 years ago
Anonymous
They eat them here too and would do so more regularly if they got close enough to the water frequently here. Or if safety parameters were as non-existent here as they are in Africa.
47 Meters Down 2: Uncaged is actually pretty good
Decent effects, the sharks look scary, plenty of deaths (some gory), the location being the ruins of some underwater city is pretty kino too
Far better than the original to me because I didn't fancy how it was just two thots inside the cage for 95% of the movie, they're always on the move on the sequel, though.
And most importantly, the sharks are a constant threat, it's not like many where they are only in a few scenes
It's actually surprinsingly one of the best shark movies and trust me, I've seen them all.
Besides that, >Creature (1998)
12 Days of Terror + Red Water suffer from too much dialogue and not enough shark action, but the practical effects are decent in both.
>Beep Blue Sea 3 is kino
did not expect this at all but i trust you shark bro
I mean, it's not like the first, but unlike the horrid second, you can see they actually tried with Deep Blue Sea 3.
It's still pretty cheesy like an 80s shark movie but at least it's fun and the underwater scenes are great.
Some of the out of water shark effects are iffy but the setting is pretty cool.
It's big dumb shark fun which is exactly what I'd want out of shark movies.
On another note, there's also >Shark Zone (2003)
It's cheesy/trashy as frick, and from that era with the awful roaring sharks, but holy shit the sharks are some of the most brutal they've been in any movie.
They kill people by the dozen, and there's always buckets of blood being spilled.
So while it could end up being mere trash, it's elevated by the brutality which is actually uncommon in shark movies.
>Sh-Shark! The shark! He's going into the pond! The shark's in the estuary!
They should make a film about a shark in a very small pond, and people keep fricking up and going in for a paddle despite all the warning signs. Or you could do an actual re-creation of the Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916.
Speilberg has a no-compete clause in his contract that prevents them from making a remake of JAWS with the option to resurrect Robert Shaw's spirit on a quid-pro-quo basis.
>Character goes swimming >Oh no there's a Great White >Great white is all scarred and scary looking >Character is scared and tries to escape >Gets attacked by shark >But wait >It's actually a Tiger shark, not the Great White >Great White swoops in and attacks the tiger shark >Plot twist is that the Great White is being hunted by a gang of Tiger Sharks and the Great White never wanted to hurt the character >Character swims to safety but is trapped (ala The Shallows) >There's a gang of tiger sharks all attacking the Great White >Human decides to team up with Great White to take down the Tiger Sharks >End of the film they kill the head of the tiger shark pack and the Great White swims away but not without doing some ridiculous display of human emotion that a shark wouldn't actually do >Film is hailed as a masterpiece for still being scary but portraying Great Whites as sympathetic and nice creatures
There's your kino.
>Robert de Niro plays a great white shark mafia boss, with Michael Imperioli and Jack Black playing his sons. He runs an old school mafia consisting of great whites, killer whales, leopard sharks, hammerheads and sailfishes, plus has an octopus consigliere played by Vincent Pastore. Their hideout is the sunken Titanic
Shark Tale was great
My wife and i love shark movies, despite the fact that I hate them and was bitten as a kid
We just watched great white. It sucks.
47 meters down and 47 meters down: the 48th meter are both top kinö as is the surf
Have the shark die from microplastics in it's stomach. The town realizes all the fish they had for the fish fry had dangerous amounts of microplasrics in them. The rest of the movie is about people slowly dying from their own lack of awareness. Film ends on a silent shot of the planet from space as lights slowly go out and humanity is plunged into darkness.2pitm
more practical effects or a tleast passable CGI
more gory deaths
more shark scenes
less character dialogue
Can’t see shit, too dark
great whites are untouchable. make a movie about a great black shark and we'll have something.
Shark love stories.
how post the edited gif (or post the kawaii picture) senpai
there she (he) is thanks anon
That looks like a Mako, not a Great White. Useless post.
Cute shark
Do great white sharks still exist, or have the Chinese eaten them all?
there's only a few the bug people haven't claimed
they're on their way out
Surely ankther shark movie couldn't hurt the genre..
I wish more positive stuff existed with sharks.
>I wish more positive stuff existed with mosquitos.
That’s a hell of a false equivalency
They spread disease. Sharks kill 5x less people than Cows do. Mosquitos kill like 1000x more
well yeah we don't live in the ocean you dumbass
A lot more people go to the beach than they do hang around cows moron
have you ever seen a shark go to the beach though? chessmate
and you can't go a mile without seeing a heard of cows. How many sharks have you encountered in your lifetime? I'm going to say I've walked through hundreds of cow pastures but I'm yet to see a shark attempt to trample my dog.
I've seen 6 cows. I've seen 40 sharks. Doesn't also take into account jellyfish deaths and hippopotamus being extremely more large than shark deaths.
wait what, more people hang around sharks that they don't realize than they do hippos. Hippos kill way more
more than 10000x more
>Mosquito born illness deaths average per year for last 5 years: 750,000
>Shark deaths per year same time frame: 72
749,999 of those were Black folk though
Cool source gay
Frick dogs
>t. Abdullah Mohammad
>No snails
frick right off
It just doesn't list every animal sure
What year is this?
2023, the year the snail wars began
>War against animals
Australia is going to lose again I guess
That's so fricking stupid. Snails don't pose a threat to anyone. Literal house-wearing peaceful garden slugs that eat lettuce and occasionally maggots which harm humans. There's really no reason to fear snails. We just want to live life.
keep you and your slime away from me, goober
snail that climbed on a keyboard typed this
Disease vectors in tropical countries. Some of them are horror show quality especially in Africa.
Shut up you slimy b***h
confirmed
>assassin bugs
Is this a meme? How are snails killing people?
They're disease vectors like mosquitoes, and they carry some pretty horrible shit
>freshwater snail
This is bait
They carry a parasite. An Estimated 240 million people have it in aisa
This is definitely not fear porn for the populations
Not enough scorpion kino
The frick is a kissing bug?
But I've had my malaria shot.
lol. I think the best malaria vaccine only reduces the risk by like 20% or something small like that. Better than nothing but not enough to not be worried about it.
Oh really you think? Let me guess, you expect the new technology to improve them, right?
needs some sharks of color.
By throwing Orcas into the mix.
>oh no haha don't bully me haha i hate that
>sharks and humans team up to kill all orcas
kino
Orcas and humans are allies. We have literally never killed a person in the wild. It's only ones cooped up in captivity that go nuts.
>We have literally never killed a person in the wild
>We
>We have literally never killed a person in the wild.
>we
umm bros?
the orcas tell shark a funny joke and she laugh. I frick her later
You're in luck
Mogged
Jesus, their brains really look human.
The size of a brain has no impact on intelligence. Phrenology is a debunked "science".
>t.
imagine if they had thumbs
they could hold us down and really rape us , they would be gods and treat us like frick puppets
>and then that homie said "I run these seas"
>sharknado is coming!
>lets make a orcnado to fight it!
Dumbass movies for not doing this
More deep blue sea kino
man I hate it when this happens
this scared the shit out of me as a kid great movie though
This gave me a lifelong deep fear of losing my limbs, frick man this movie was actually great.
It’s just Jaws in Jurassic Park and it’s done so nicely.
>This gave me a lifelong deep fear of losing my limbs
try quadruple_amputee some time
Are any after the first decent?
Deep Blue Sea 2 is shit
Beep Blue Sea 3 is kino well at least you can see they tried, it's pretty cheesy but effective and the setting of an island being swallowed by the sea is great, also has some decent underwater scenes and the CGI is pretty good in them too
>Beep Blue Sea 3 is kino
did not expect this at all but i trust you shark bro
>there are deep blue sea sequels
I fell like when I found out there are Psycho sequels
No sadly. Get the right director I'm sure it can be done well today
Alzheimer's and sharks brains could regenerate faster than humans
Why were they experimenting on sharks again? Was it something about cancer?
Yeah, sharks are immune to cancer and they were trying to find a cure through that
Sharks don't get cancer they doand something about them having great regenerative properties to combat alzeimer
Alzheimers from memory. Something about making mako sharks bigger and smarter so they can do shit with their brains.
It was Alzheimer's disease anon
Alzheimer's
Soulless killing machines... worse than nigbulls
Frick sharks and op
There's plenty of footage showing great whites not attacking humans they mainly want fish and seals we're too bony but they'll test bite us to see if we're edible
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Kino.
only bull sharks are bad. theyre basically the Black folk of sharks
Orca fins typed this post
probably so. everyone knows crocs are the real mindless killers.
This is a tragedy waiting to happen, that barrier is too fricking low
I just noticed that poor guy is missing an arm.
You should see the other guy.
Seriously though hasn't stopped Brutus at all. He's one of the alpha crocs in the NT. He's just shy of 6 metres (19.6ft) and snacks on bullsharks. There's only one croc known to be bigger than him at the moment, Dominator, from further South.
yeah the lad in the other post with the missing arm is Dominator
Nope. Brutus is the boy with the missing arm, this is Dominator.
oh okay. its crazy those things eat children regularly in Africa.
huge crocodile
> huge guy
for you
They eat them here too and would do so more regularly if they got close enough to the water frequently here. Or if safety parameters were as non-existent here as they are in Africa.
Make the shark smaller.
Imagine pet sharks the size of goldfish
Make a movie where they get hunted by killer whales
Make them sexual
I felt so bad for this poor guy (same with his gf)
im surprised how well those effects hold up
the shark looks really good still
The animatronic sharks made for Deep Blue Sea were incredible looking.
>they are now all rotting inside some WB storehouse
i wish for a street shark movie with a 200 million dollar budget and zero human diversity
also the only good shark movies are:
>jaws
>deep blue sea
>the shallows
>special mention to the one scene in 57 meters down where the flare goes on, the rest was not good
any more shark movies that are not cheap or garbage?
I think Jaws 2 is alright but I agree with you on your picks
The Reef was okay. Open Water doesn’t really hold up and it’s more of a survival movie really.
47 Meters Down 2: Uncaged is actually pretty good
Decent effects, the sharks look scary, plenty of deaths (some gory), the location being the ruins of some underwater city is pretty kino too
Far better than the original to me because I didn't fancy how it was just two thots inside the cage for 95% of the movie, they're always on the move on the sequel, though.
And most importantly, the sharks are a constant threat, it's not like many where they are only in a few scenes
It's actually surprinsingly one of the best shark movies and trust me, I've seen them all.
Besides that,
>Creature (1998)
12 Days of Terror + Red Water suffer from too much dialogue and not enough shark action, but the practical effects are decent in both.
I mean, it's not like the first, but unlike the horrid second, you can see they actually tried with Deep Blue Sea 3.
It's still pretty cheesy like an 80s shark movie but at least it's fun and the underwater scenes are great.
Some of the out of water shark effects are iffy but the setting is pretty cool.
It's big dumb shark fun which is exactly what I'd want out of shark movies.
The original had Mandy Moore in a bikini for the better part of 2 hours so it wasn't that bad
Change up the teeth design
Based old meme poster
More hot milf chinese
On another note, there's also
>Shark Zone (2003)
It's cheesy/trashy as frick, and from that era with the awful roaring sharks, but holy shit the sharks are some of the most brutal they've been in any movie.
They kill people by the dozen, and there's always buckets of blood being spilled.
So while it could end up being mere trash, it's elevated by the brutality which is actually uncommon in shark movies.
>Sh-Shark! The shark! He's going into the pond! The shark's in the estuary!
They should make a film about a shark in a very small pond, and people keep fricking up and going in for a paddle despite all the warning signs. Or you could do an actual re-creation of the Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916.
me on my way to find japanese schoolgirls
werewolf movie but instead of turning into a wolf the guy turns into a shark
A Hobbs and Shaw type movie except with a shark
It is a surprise that there has never been a remake or a reboot of the Jaws franchise.
I am shocked no one has made a Force Awakens style reboot sequel.
Speilberg has a no-compete clause in his contract that prevents them from making a remake of JAWS with the option to resurrect Robert Shaw's spirit on a quid-pro-quo basis.
Jaws 5: Resurgence
Jaws 2025
Jaws: A New Beginning
Jaws 3 2027
Jaws: 2 the Hood
Jaws: Back 4 Blood
>Character goes swimming
>Oh no there's a Great White
>Great white is all scarred and scary looking
>Character is scared and tries to escape
>Gets attacked by shark
>But wait
>It's actually a Tiger shark, not the Great White
>Great White swoops in and attacks the tiger shark
>Plot twist is that the Great White is being hunted by a gang of Tiger Sharks and the Great White never wanted to hurt the character
>Character swims to safety but is trapped (ala The Shallows)
>There's a gang of tiger sharks all attacking the Great White
>Human decides to team up with Great White to take down the Tiger Sharks
>End of the film they kill the head of the tiger shark pack and the Great White swims away but not without doing some ridiculous display of human emotion that a shark wouldn't actually do
>Film is hailed as a masterpiece for still being scary but portraying Great Whites as sympathetic and nice creatures
There's your kino.
This is literally Deep Blue Sea 3
Motherfricker hottness is in it. I might watch.
god there's so much potential in the ocean setting
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
there is no "shark genre", its all just exploitation films after Jaws which is a singular masterpiece
>Robert de Niro plays a great white shark mafia boss, with Michael Imperioli and Jack Black playing his sons. He runs an old school mafia consisting of great whites, killer whales, leopard sharks, hammerheads and sailfishes, plus has an octopus consigliere played by Vincent Pastore. Their hideout is the sunken Titanic
Shark Tale was great
Live action Street Sharks
My wife and i love shark movies, despite the fact that I hate them and was bitten as a kid
We just watched great white. It sucks.
47 meters down and 47 meters down: the 48th meter are both top kinö as is the surf
Have the shark die from microplastics in it's stomach. The town realizes all the fish they had for the fish fry had dangerous amounts of microplasrics in them. The rest of the movie is about people slowly dying from their own lack of awareness. Film ends on a silent shot of the planet from space as lights slowly go out and humanity is plunged into darkness.2pitm
Hear me out:
Great White sharks, but they are also strong and independent women. Love interest is Idris Elba.
You don't. Unless it is educational.
No film has been worse for any other animal species than Jaws was for great whites.
I took the Bull sharkpill and didn't look back on ""Great"" W*ites.
Lasers
despite being kind of stupid I thought that The Shallows was a fun shark experience
what if the water reversed places with the land?
>a great white must guard and protect a squid
Replace it with a black shark
Can we ahhh remove the liquid part of the ocean?
>How do you save the great white shark genre?
Jaws Vs. The Migrant Crisis.
Does anyone remember the show Surface?
The scene where they went deep in the sub thing was fricking kino.
BAAAAAABY SHARK DOO DOO DOOOOO DOO DADY SHARK DOO DOO DOOOOO DOO
gib shark fish
gib shark loev
Make Jurassic Park but with sharks. Jurassic Shark.