>Okay guys I will take one for the team to save our town of Haddonfield. >Take Michael by the hand >Remove butcher knife >Slowly reach towards his jumpsuit >Fondle >HNNNNG >Unzip Jumpsuit >GLUUUUUUURP >UHHHHHHHHHHH >Drink a 33 year load of Boogeyman cum >Every Halloween he cums back for my mouth
You fricking homosexuals owe me some Reece's Pieces and premium grade drinking milk,
Frick man. Give me 100k and I can make a better Halloween film than this shit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Every year I watch Halloween I and II maybe IV if I'm feeling up for it and thats where I draw the line. Decided to try Halloween Kills last year. Fricking garbage. I should have asked for my money back. Evil didn't die that night. Cinema did in the form of a shitty sequel on top of another shitty sequel.
Fricking shit show.
at least JC's soundtrack will be good. both kills and 2018 have some kick ass tracks.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah never disappointed by the soundtrack. II is prime kino though. Love how carpenter threw in the classic 80's synth mix in there.
The remake and H20 was okay tho
H20 was okay. The mask just fricked me up. They even CGI'd it at one point. I never felt any suspense with H20 though. Even IV had the classic Michael stalking vibe too it.
Every year I watch Halloween I and II maybe IV if I'm feeling up for it and thats where I draw the line. Decided to try Halloween Kills last year. Fricking garbage. I should have asked for my money back. Evil didn't die that night. Cinema did in the form of a shitty sequel on top of another shitty sequel.
>shoot him with an elephant tranquilizer >tie him up in iron chains and lock them >tie cinderblocks to his feet >sail out into the middle of the ocean and dump him overboard
Bye homosexual.
Change all the calendars to one day ahead and when Michael starts killing on what he thinks is Halloween show him it’s actually November 1st and he’ll be so embarrassed.
Got a big gun, and I'ma show you the size
You frick wit' any of my Flipmode family ties
Me and my homiez be comin' through stalkin' you out
Killin' off any and everything you talkin' about
See you in the club, now we walkin' you out
Shoulda' thought twice 'fo you went and opened your mouth
He's just some crazy guy with moron strength that originally only killed like a handful of people but in the Halloween lore he's supposed to be the incarnation of evil itself and may be some reality bending entity (?) He's officially supposed to be known as "The Shape" because he's more like a Lovecraftian monster than a normal serial killer but he doesn't really have any powers beyond somehow not dying from normally fatal injuries (in some movies they do blow him up but I forget how they retcon him surviving being atomized)
>He's just some crazy guy with moron strength that originally only killed like a handful of people but in the Halloween lore he's supposed to be the incarnation of evil itself and may be some reality bending entity (?) He's officially supposed to be known as "The Shape" because he's more like a Lovecraftian monster than a normal serial killer but he doesn't really have any powers beyond somehow not dying from normally fatal injuries (in some movies they do blow him up but I forget how they retcon him surviving being atomized)
People watch this shit?
at the end of 2, hes in an explosion, and walks out the room completely engulfed in flames. He colapses with flames shooting out of his mask holes. The end credits role with him literally being nothing but flame. Very clearly dying as John Carpenter intended.
When he returns in part 4, theres no real explaination how he survived, as it shows him with just a few burn marks on his hands but hes been basically comatose for 10 years with burn bandages still on his face, lmao.
at the end of part 4, hes blasted with dozens of shotgun rounds and falls in a ditch. At the beginning of part 5 they add to the previous movies finale by also showing the cops toss some explosive grenades in the ditch, although Michael crawls out of a hole and floats down a river where he is found by a hermit who keeps him for a year comatose laying on his bed, till he wakes up and kills him.
He's just some crazy guy with moron strength that originally only killed like a handful of people but in the Halloween lore he's supposed to be the incarnation of evil itself and may be some reality bending entity (?) He's officially supposed to be known as "The Shape" because he's more like a Lovecraftian monster than a normal serial killer but he doesn't really have any powers beyond somehow not dying from normally fatal injuries (in some movies they do blow him up but I forget how they retcon him surviving being atomized)
Can probably blame halloween iii for that shit honestly. Even though it had nothing to do with myers, it still introduced all that druid wiccan magic shit to the franchise. The moment someone said CULT OF THORN, it was off to the races.
Nothing that hapened in 1 and 2 is abnormal for movies of the time really. Lots of abnormally resilient bad guys in that time - they just were usually chalked up as being on PCP.
He's meant to be pure evil. Halloween I and II sum this up perfectly. He's not some moron Jason who just wants to jack off in the woods because he was drowned. Michael is unstopabble evil but is still humanistic. It's always scarier when you can humanize something because it brings it closer to you. Halloween I and II walk this line perfectly.
No one cares boomers. Even the creators of Halloween 2 hate their movie. >HES EVIL BECAUSE…HE JUST IS!!!
Lame and goes nowhere in the long scheme of things. Grow up and stop parroting what you’ve read on Reddit.
You can go back to Preddit but Halloween is my favorite "Horror" movie. Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street and all that japanese shit that comes out today are for overly excited dopamine drained homosexuals.
>I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this 6 year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes; the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply… evil.
He's meant to be pure evil. Halloween I and II sum this up perfectly. He's not some moron Jason who just wants to jack off in the woods because he was drowned. Michael is unstopabble evil but is still humanistic. It's always scarier when you can humanize something because it brings it closer to you. Halloween I and II walk this line perfectly.
>gets shot six times and falls out a window, runs away immediately >NOOO HE CANT SURVIVE BEING HIT WITH STICKS, CARPENTER SAVE ME!
so many halloween autists seemingly haven’t watched the original
Get about 10+ people and gang up on him until he's beaten to the ground. Then the lot of us will just jeer and scream at him without finishing him off until he recovers and kill us all. EVIL DIES TONIGHT
Trick him into falling into a 20 ft deep "tiger trap". Dump a load of sulfuric acid into the hole and quickly fill the hole with prepared concrete mixers.
Literally just headshot snipe him. Obviously this isn’t enough but will incapacitate him for a moment. Run up and cut his head off. Cut rest of body up and wood chipper it. Put wood chipped remains back in wood chipper. Repeat for a bit. Take what’s left and set on fire. Scrape up leftovers and throw in the ocean off the cost of Australia. If he resurrects from that it’s their problem
Shrink ray.
And let him run rampant in Westworld.
He'd catch these fricking hands. Id heem that manlet hard
He's 6'3'' bro.
Decapitation would easily be the best solution as seen in H20.
>inb4 Resurrection cope
>Okay guys I will take one for the team to save our town of Haddonfield.
>Take Michael by the hand
>Remove butcher knife
>Slowly reach towards his jumpsuit
>Fondle
>HNNNNG
>Unzip Jumpsuit
>GLUUUUUUURP
>UHHHHHHHHHHH
>Drink a 33 year load of Boogeyman cum
>Every Halloween he cums back for my mouth
You fricking homosexuals owe me some Reece's Pieces and premium grade drinking milk,
throw him in a woodchipper
Now that the leaks have been confirmed in the newest trailer, I can safely say that Halloween Ends is going to be even worse than Kills, lmao!
>dude, what if we ripped off friday the 13th part v, lmao!
I'm convinced 2018 was a fluke at this point.
2018 feels like a completely different universe at this point
You got those leaks anywhere? I want to see how bad of a trainwreck this is going to be.
Fricking shit show.
as I said: Kills is a masterpiece when compared to this.
Frick man. Give me 100k and I can make a better Halloween film than this shit.
at least JC's soundtrack will be good. both kills and 2018 have some kick ass tracks.
Yeah never disappointed by the soundtrack. II is prime kino though. Love how carpenter threw in the classic 80's synth mix in there.
H20 was okay. The mask just fricked me up. They even CGI'd it at one point. I never felt any suspense with H20 though. Even IV had the classic Michael stalking vibe too it.
Every year I watch Halloween I and II maybe IV if I'm feeling up for it and thats where I draw the line. Decided to try Halloween Kills last year. Fricking garbage. I should have asked for my money back. Evil didn't die that night. Cinema did in the form of a shitty sequel on top of another shitty sequel.
The remake and H20 was okay tho
>Catapult his ass to africa
>motherfricker cant swim
> also will be good at exterminating Black folk
ENTER
I’d pour lava on him
spray him with bussy juice
Tariq, it's time to stop posting
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replace Jason with Michael
Always wish something built off the idea that the government knew of the existence of an near invincible killing machine.
>Jason vs Texas
SO at that point, all you gotta do is hide the heart and hope some hungry black guy doesn't find it?
danceoff bro
Just sacrifice this b***h and all of her relatives, causing him to lose all his slasher powers.
ill light him up with a mac 10
You gotta strap that homie to a nuclear bomb or somethin but shit he might come back from dat doe
Put down a giant sticky rat trap and then throw him in the trash
>shoot him with an elephant tranquilizer
>tie him up in iron chains and lock them
>tie cinderblocks to his feet
>sail out into the middle of the ocean and dump him overboard
Bye homosexual.
>appears behind you on the boat
I use my rinnegan
I use my rasengan
Walk up to him and blow his head apart with a shotgun.
make shitty movies
kick him in the pumpkins
>cover in cement
>eject into the sun
problem solved
Change all the calendars to one day ahead and when Michael starts killing on what he thinks is Halloween show him it’s actually November 1st and he’ll be so embarrassed.
Got a big gun, and I'ma show you the size
You frick wit' any of my Flipmode family ties
Me and my homiez be comin' through stalkin' you out
Killin' off any and everything you talkin' about
See you in the club, now we walkin' you out
Shoulda' thought twice 'fo you went and opened your mouth
Bullets.
Lightning rod
Remove heart
Ive never watched one if these movies. Isnt he just a normal dude? You cant just shoot him? Is he supernatural?
He shot him! Six times!
Kino.
He's just some crazy guy with moron strength that originally only killed like a handful of people but in the Halloween lore he's supposed to be the incarnation of evil itself and may be some reality bending entity (?) He's officially supposed to be known as "The Shape" because he's more like a Lovecraftian monster than a normal serial killer but he doesn't really have any powers beyond somehow not dying from normally fatal injuries (in some movies they do blow him up but I forget how they retcon him surviving being atomized)
Wow, that sounds fricking moronic. Glad I never watched of this trash.
>He's just some crazy guy with moron strength that originally only killed like a handful of people but in the Halloween lore he's supposed to be the incarnation of evil itself and may be some reality bending entity (?) He's officially supposed to be known as "The Shape" because he's more like a Lovecraftian monster than a normal serial killer but he doesn't really have any powers beyond somehow not dying from normally fatal injuries (in some movies they do blow him up but I forget how they retcon him surviving being atomized)
People watch this shit?
That’s just moronic overexplaining from people trying to pretend it’s not as simple as Friday The 13th. None of that is really in the movies.
at the end of 2, hes in an explosion, and walks out the room completely engulfed in flames. He colapses with flames shooting out of his mask holes. The end credits role with him literally being nothing but flame. Very clearly dying as John Carpenter intended.
When he returns in part 4, theres no real explaination how he survived, as it shows him with just a few burn marks on his hands but hes been basically comatose for 10 years with burn bandages still on his face, lmao.
at the end of part 4, hes blasted with dozens of shotgun rounds and falls in a ditch. At the beginning of part 5 they add to the previous movies finale by also showing the cops toss some explosive grenades in the ditch, although Michael crawls out of a hole and floats down a river where he is found by a hermit who keeps him for a year comatose laying on his bed, till he wakes up and kills him.
Can probably blame halloween iii for that shit honestly. Even though it had nothing to do with myers, it still introduced all that druid wiccan magic shit to the franchise. The moment someone said CULT OF THORN, it was off to the races.
Nothing that hapened in 1 and 2 is abnormal for movies of the time really. Lots of abnormally resilient bad guys in that time - they just were usually chalked up as being on PCP.
No one cares boomers. Even the creators of Halloween 2 hate their movie.
>HES EVIL BECAUSE…HE JUST IS!!!
Lame and goes nowhere in the long scheme of things. Grow up and stop parroting what you’ve read on Reddit.
You can go back to Preddit but Halloween is my favorite "Horror" movie. Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street and all that japanese shit that comes out today are for overly excited dopamine drained homosexuals.
Stop parroting what Carpenter says like it’s your opinion, fanboy. You’re almost as bad as Lynch autists.
I like how John gets all the credit when he barely wrote anything about Michael and mostly wrote the Loomis parts.
>I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this 6 year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes; the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply… evil.
>He has no powers
4&5 (not 6) are canon anon.
He can also transfer his evil to relatives and locate them via psychic link.
He's meant to be pure evil. Halloween I and II sum this up perfectly. He's not some moron Jason who just wants to jack off in the woods because he was drowned. Michael is unstopabble evil but is still humanistic. It's always scarier when you can humanize something because it brings it closer to you. Halloween I and II walk this line perfectly.
A heartfelt hug.
Shotgun to the face, why didn't anyone try that?
That fricking scene in Halloween Kills ruined Michael
>gets shot six times and falls out a window, runs away immediately
>NOOO HE CANT SURVIVE BEING HIT WITH STICKS, CARPENTER SAVE ME!
so many halloween autists seemingly haven’t watched the original
EVIL DIES TONIGHT
rape him
pumpkin patch
https://twitter.com/TheMemesArchive/status/1576635556435357696
Get about 10+ people and gang up on him until he's beaten to the ground. Then the lot of us will just jeer and scream at him without finishing him off until he recovers and kill us all. EVIL DIES TONIGHT
Suck his dick.
With a series of increasingly bad sequels
Trick him into falling into a 20 ft deep "tiger trap". Dump a load of sulfuric acid into the hole and quickly fill the hole with prepared concrete mixers.
Literally just headshot snipe him. Obviously this isn’t enough but will incapacitate him for a moment. Run up and cut his head off. Cut rest of body up and wood chipper it. Put wood chipped remains back in wood chipper. Repeat for a bit. Take what’s left and set on fire. Scrape up leftovers and throw in the ocean off the cost of Australia. If he resurrects from that it’s their problem
Halloween IV had its frickups but Brady's death was pretty badass