How do you survive

How do you survive

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    aim for the bushes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      THERE GOES MY HERO!

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is zero chance I end up in this situation. I survive by not having moronic hobbies.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take everyone's ski's and poles and tie them together using strips of clothing, then tie it to the chair and slide down it to the ground like a firemen's pole, you'll still have a bit of a drop but not nearly as bad as jumping straight down.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but the wolves get you. That's the problem.
      The second guy made it out fine and he could run but the wolves eat you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but at least you wont have shattered ankles and 3 healthy people can scare off wolves by standing shoulder to shoulder and making lots of noise, wolves are more skittish in real life than movies like this and the grey would have you believe.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also once you get down you can cut the rope and use the ski poles as a weapon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't go skiing on a mountain with rampant wolf packs

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw my annoying girlfriend down first and then try to land on her to break my fall

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wolves would eat you still

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not if they’re eating my girlfriend

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kill the wolves, then I frick my girlfriend's mangled corpse and then I leave.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not fricking the wolves mangled corpses

          do you even total dominance brah?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes-claw!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, the wolves would eat /you/ because I can run faster

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing as how this situation can’t happen I don’t know how I’d find myself in if but I’m sure you could have the lightest person shimmy down a makeshift rope out of clothes maybe even skis to spare the people remaining. Then you ski down in basically the baselayer so the others can stay slightly warmer and you go get help.

    The wolf thing is rather moronic, they’d flee from human sounds.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Situation can't happen
      Why not? Is there a safety built in to stop people from getting stuck?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but at least you wont have shattered ankles and 3 healthy people can scare off wolves by standing shoulder to shoulder and making lots of noise, wolves are more skittish in real life than movies like this and the grey would have you believe.

      Are wolves really that scared? Would bears eat you ?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you come across a bear in the middle of winter like that then you'd better get ready to be eaten. The only reason it would have for not sleeping is if it's in dire need of food, which will make it try anything.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wear two (2) t-shirts

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    By actually wearing my gloves and zipping up my jacket

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just jump.
    fall backwards, and tuck your head. there, safe.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fall and break my ankle but get nursed back to health by a wolf pack. I kill the males and show the females how Big Human wiener feels.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    am I alone or with someone else? either way rape/masturbation to keep myself warm and awake, ez

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill shawn ashmore

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he's so cute

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        total shawn ashmorian death

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They had multiple opportunities, first jumping off before the guy in the snow plow thing had already driven past them. If they had just jumped the moment they saw him coming they would have been fine.
    Second all three jumped off any time before or after together. With three people the wolves would be far less likely to attack. They could have grabbed some fallen branches and used them as makeshift weapons to keep them at bay while they made their way down the mountain.
    Also getting down without breaking their legs is easy, it wasn't that big of a fall and you see there are multiple feet of soft powder snow at the bottom. Instead of jumping off feet first like the moron did you do a belly flop and go down spread eagle. That would easily cushion most of the impact and you will be fine a couple of bruises at most.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could you tie all the sweaters together to make a rope to go down?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        possibly but then you leave your warmest clothes tied up and risk freezing to death before you make it back to civilization.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't seen this movie (or ever been sking), but is there a reason you couldn't climb up to the cable and rope crawl down to the base?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't need to crawl to the base just to one of the towers, all of them have ladders

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I figured but everyone is talking about wolves so that would be a way to avoid them. Since your going down the grade of the mountain it would make it easier to rope crawl for a longer time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do that's how the second guy gets off but because of how cold it is and the metal it's made of it's razor sharp so it slices the frick out of his hands.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they shouldnt use razorwire for ropes in ski lifts.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the movie it's said the cable is "razor sharp".
      The guy tries to hang on it but cuts his hands. Eventually he manages to get down via the cable, but he never tries to get his legs on it because the movie's moronic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the movie it's said the cable is "razor sharp".
      The guy tries to hang on it but cuts his hands. Eventually he manages to get down via the cable, but he never tries to get his legs on it because the movie's moronic.

      He said his boots are heavy and the cable cut his gloves and hands badlyb

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not saying it would be easy but can't I just use my shoes or jacket etc to make like a makeshift zipline handle and just jump and slide as far as I can then just force it the rest of the way down then rest on the next lift then repeat?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait I forgot he still has his ski and pole.

      I literally just use the ski and zipline down to each lift until I get to the bottom, this movie is stupid

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    easy, you just jump down and let the soft cushy snow break your fall. Then you ski down straight into a hot girl's jacuzzi.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Coming up with survival plans in a scenario that could never reasonably happen
    Ick moment.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >coming up with survival plans on the titanic a ship that could never sink
      heh

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw the director claimed that they shot it all on location in a freezing winter and the reason you can't see their breath in some scenes wasn't because it was warm but because all the actors were so gravely hypothermic that no vapour could form

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have sex with Shawn Ashmore to stay warm.

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