How do you talk yourself out of this situation?

How do you talk yourself out of this situation?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >HAHAHAHAHAHA isn't rape funny?!?!?!
    When will Cinemaphile grow up?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How is this rape exactly? They are young and attractive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Elliot... your father misgendering you... isn't rape

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's hilarious. imagine thinking two extremely hot girls fricking you hard is something terrible. funniest thing I've ever heard.
      >noooo stop giving me enormous pleasure and making me feel like a stallion
      >nooo where's my onions bottle opener
      funny stuff

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Especially when she pretended to be his daughter. I would've left my wife and kids at that moment to spend the rest of my life with these sadistic nymphos.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the only way a male can be raped is anal, or stds or forced pregnancy plus child support

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >When will Cinemaphile grow up?
      when I get raped

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ladies, I have aids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Aids doesn't stop you from getting handjobs tho

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how I do it, but I always seem to talk my way out of sex and I'm sure I would continue to do so in this situation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just b urself

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't the director cast his own wife in this? What a cuck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he isnt a cuck but just likes to watch his gf have sex with other guys

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Maybe he isn't a cuck but instead he's a cuck
        This is your brain on Cinemaphile

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Cinemaphile. It isn't the invasion of redditors with literal cuck subreddits

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Have you not been on /b/ or /LULZ/ recently? BBC cuckholding fetishes is definetly more of a Cinemaphile staple than reddit, who has subreddits dedicated to literally everything ever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the first time they met was on the set of this film

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Start reciting Bionicle lore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, you're trying to talk your way *out* of sex.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You kiddin me? No force in the world will be able to get them off your wiener after that

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a thing. I would listen to them sucking my dick and that's what no one did.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO DONT PUT ON MY DAUGHTER'S PANTIES
    >THAT SMELL WILL KILL ME >NOOOOOOOOOO
    >"sniff sniff"
    >STOOOOOOOOP
    >"uooohh"
    >"PLEASE THAT'S ENOUGH"

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tell them it's impossible for two women to make one man cum because they're so self absorbed and vapid that they only care about themselves getting off, and then just lay back and wait. Also you need to be 6'+, attractive, rich, and have a 9" dick minimum.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw 6' dick and 9" tall
      why live

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a single word to them, I would listen to what they have to say. And that's what no one did.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So why did they do it?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just instantly jizz your pants. game over man. have fun with the limp noodle ladies

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOO ANA DE ARMAS DON'T SLIDE MY DICK INTO YOUR MOIST, TIGHT vegana!!

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    start counting prime numbers

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't talk, I listen, because that's what nobody else did

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >i have AIDS

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOO DON'T RUIN MY 90 DAYS NOFAP STREAK WITH YOUR MOUTH!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you talk yourself out of this situation?
    >I have a girlfriend.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If these prostitutes were ugly every anon would be discussing how male rape is seriously overlooked in mainstream media

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But they aren't ugly

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    start violently farding and shidding.
    why don't rape """victims""" do this?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO PLEASE THE AGE GAP IS TOO MUCH AIIIIIE

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO ANA DE ARMAS THE FEMALES AT MY WORK WOULD NOT APPROVE. I NEED TO FIND A SINGLE MOTHER AROUND AGE 30 INSTEAD

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO!!! WHAT WOULD WE EVEN TALK ABOUT AFTER IVE BLOWN A LOAD IN YOUR MOUTH!! YOU ARE ONLY 27 AND THIS FEELS LIKE GROOMING. HELP ME TWITTER!!!!

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO DONT TWIST YOUR TONGUE IN A CIRCULAR MOTION WHILE YOU THROW UP AND DOWN. AAAAAH NOOO DO NOT START PURRING LIKE A KITTIN NOW!!!!!

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how?
    >woman start to pull down pants
    >I tell them to stop
    >penor fills with the blood from my brain
    >basically black out until orgasm
    >feel bad later
    Once its hard you can't even speak coherently

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I haven't taken a shower in 2 weeks

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >FINE! SUCK MY wiener, SEE IF I CARE

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU MAY DRESS LIKE MY DAUGHTER BUT YOU WILL NEVER MAKE ME CUM LIKE SHE DOES

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no please, don't sandwich my dick between your mouths and slobber all over it, i beg you!
    >please don't lick the head of my dick at the same time!!!!

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