>These are just vehicles to launder money right?
yes >Who is actually funding these?
russians >And who is the audience for almost Steven Seagal movies?
putin
I like to imagine that they're just regular low budget action movies, but Putin complains there's not enough Segal in them, so they shoot like 10 minutes of pickups and lots of stunt doubles to add in Putin's Segal quota
Not sure if the mafia is using the new ones to launder money but someone is cause there is just zero effort at all put into the new shit he pumps out, maybe the Russian mob got in on the scam and are doing it now
Entertained
Like I could kick the absolute dogshit out of his fat ass. I'm a better guitarist, too.
ok, JCVD
The media told me to hate him so I do. Get boosted and slava ukraini
Frick off Ivan leave
Becoming diehard Seagal fans to own the libtards
beaner moment
he’s A Good Man
He's a kino machine.
>the way the blade moves around as its being shoved in the guy's neck
No hotpockets left behind
>gets up, fatly
Please someone tell me this isn't real. It just can't be
These are just vehicles to launder money right? Who is actually funding these? And who is the audience for almost Steven Seagal movies?
>These are just vehicles to launder money right?
yes
>Who is actually funding these?
russians
>And who is the audience for almost Steven Seagal movies?
putin
I like to imagine that they're just regular low budget action movies, but Putin complains there's not enough Segal in them, so they shoot like 10 minutes of pickups and lots of stunt doubles to add in Putin's Segal quota
Yes, Steven Seagal movies are unironically used to launder mafia money
Entire Hollywood is just a big money laundering industry
>Did they kiss?
kek, this is great.
interesting. even the new ones though?
Not sure if the mafia is using the new ones to launder money but someone is cause there is just zero effort at all put into the new shit he pumps out, maybe the Russian mob got in on the scam and are doing it now
My mom unironically likes him and his movies
SEAGALOGY EXISTS
His early movies are still very good watchable early 90's action.
Funy guy
Smooth operator
Kek holy shit, that fat frick really had them CGI his face into a motorbike helmet
utterly hatred. this con man looks like a uncle of mine
he called tom cruise gay so he's alright in my book
Seagal is laughable but I'm glad he exists for our amusement. Hard to Kill and Above the Law are still fun to watch.
He made incredible KINO in the 90s.
For me? It's Under Siege 2.
He snatched my motherfricker burfday, so I don't like his russian mongol ass.
my favorite was steven being kidnapped by mobsters and paying them 400k$ while also forced appearing in more hollywood movies where he kills people