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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very carefully

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    with it's mouth

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    English dub of this film sucks ass

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      English dub is the original and intended way to watch.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death to those who insult English.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"and somebody bring me something deep-fried and smothered in chocolate"
      Even the mexican actress who dubbed Fairy Godmother realized that she was too rude. She added a "please" on that sentence, for example.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Taco Bell employees never do anything right huh

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"That's the Fairy Godmother's cottage. She's the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom"
        >Hexes (spells that cause harm/bad luck)
        She really was a b***h. Also, the side effects of her potions can only be read after one drinks it, since the label is stuck to the glass.

        She's the villain

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think she's a well written villain. Mandible and Farquaad were better.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't think she's a well written villain because she does villain things, your opinion is useless.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"That's the Fairy Godmother's cottage. She's the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom"
    >Hexes (spells that cause harm/bad luck)
    She really was a b***h. Also, the side effects of her potions can only be read after one drinks it, since the label is stuck to the glass.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Latin american dub had Puss mention diarrhea and puking as some of the side effects.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >(Shrek sneezes blue snot on a mushroom after sniffing the blue potion)
    >(Donkey) "Aha, see? You're allergic to that stuff. You're gonna have a reaction. And if you think i'm going to be smearing VapoRub all over your chest, think again"
    This sequel isn't better than 1

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Antz (september 1998)
    >Shrek (may 2001)
    >Shrek 2 (may 2004)
    >Madagascar (may 2005)
    Shrek 2 is the weakest of the first 4 films by the computer animation division called "PDI/Dreamworks" (known only as PDI before february 2000)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The word PDI appears at the start of those 4 films.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Harold, Lillian, Doris, Pricilla and Jerome are credited in the voice cast credits as King, Queen, Ugly Stepsister, Fast Food Clerk and Receptionist instead of by their names
    Soulless

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also, who the heck are Page, Herald and Humphries? Those names are never mentioned in the film.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should've kept working on Tusker instead of cancelling it in order to make a Shrek sequel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Antz, Shrek and Madagascar, and i think Tusker looked very promising judging by the concept art. But as for Shrek 2? Not a fan at all.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is your problem, homosexual?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can you nitpick and hate Shrek 2 this much? I just wanted to make a dumb thread.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's sharktalegay. Only he's this autistic about dreamworks movie productions.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where did so many doves come from? Makes no sense. The room wasn't that full of people before Shrek tips over the cauldron. Also, the exit door is open at the end despite being closed at 0:41

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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this cinema sins style of "criticism"

      Nothing of value, just pure nitpicking and sperging over details normal people don't care about.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Charming disappears after tossing the wand to Godmother, only reappearing over 4 minutes later for a quick sexual assault gag in the party ending
        That isn't a nitpick tho

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It very much is.

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