How does anyone find this retard funny?

How does anyone find this moron funny? He's Bert Kreischer for people who've never met someone from the country

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's rural emo just like me

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this guy on the street once, he was with a lady friend and looked like he was enjoying himself

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who's this what show is he from? haven't seen him in any movies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't a stand-up board you fricking israelite homosexual, shut the frick up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i mean i know who chris rock and louis ck are? this guy must not even be good if he doesn't have a tv show or even an appearance in a movie. you expect me to know every "funny" guy that stands up and talks? frick you dumb jock homosexual go suck ur no name unknown stand up's wiener

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Road Rules

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        took me a few years of seeing him here before I realized why i recognized him.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not the best, but this shit blasted my sides into orbit.

    https://m.youtube.com/shorts/9zKHhynvXn4

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >phone posting
      >objectively not funny
      go away

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's one of the few real comics left. His style reminds me of norm

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't stand his stand-up style, it's too "on"
      His stuff is way better conversationally

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, saw his show last week and frick it was good, his bit about his friend tiny alan might be the funniest thing i've heard in years. he's my favourite stand up working atm now that norm's dead

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t he from the Real World?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Road Rules iirc.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He's Bert Kreischer
    Not even close. All Bert has is removing his shirt and that horrific fake laugh.

    Theo's schtick is moronic stories which gets tiresome but is nowhere as bad as Bert's nonsense.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was just me being an autist butthole, which I am, who hated that guy and his contrived personality.
    He looks like he would frick your mother and your date on the same night.
    Also, didn't he frick fat seguras israelite wife when they were on road games?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      segura's a known cuck

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have never been amused by this idiot. not funny in any way shape or form. Just a country american dude being dumb.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The will sasso bit with Jesse ventura is genuinely the best comedy bit I've seen in years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One of the best guests

      ?si=c4tkfKL1fM0j_YI0

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    90% of youtube comedians are not funny.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://m.youtube.com/shorts/9zKHhynvXn4
      Agreed. I love stand up comedy and i'll watch anyone. Don't care about being offended or dark material, i just want to laugh.

      Rogan
      Kreischer
      Von
      Segura
      Schultz
      Schaub

      Not one of them has made me laugh. In fact, its so bad i just cringe. Gillis has made me smile once or twice, but barely.

      There's such a lack of refinement in their material. It doesn't feel well practiced or carefully crafted. It's all attitude and their writing is just bad. They're not even good at the basic stuff. The sad thing is, i bet Chapelle or Mulaney could take their material and make it work.

      The YouTube comics are all about being unpolished and it shows when they're on stage.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ur so cool for not finding them funny I wish was like you. please tell me very funny comedian so I can laugh smugly

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stewart Lee

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's funny. You're just use to liberal reddit comics

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it interesting people only post comedians that 'aren't funny' but never say the comedians they actually like because they're usually homosexual shit like Jim Jeffries or whatever that anal bead aussie homosexual is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chappelle
      Louis CK
      Mulaney
      Bill Hicks
      Mitch Hedberg
      Eddie Murphy
      Norm Macdonald
      Sam Kinison
      Bernie Mac

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >finds Eddie Murphy's exaggerated black guy stand up schtick funny
        >doesn't find Theo Von's exaggerated redneck stand up schtick funny
        They have the exact same bit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He's not a redneck, he's rural emo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OneyPlays

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are no funny comedians

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a personal problem with your brain not functioning, rather than millions of people being “wrong” about being subconsciously overcome by a sensation that predates language and can be seen in monkeys. You aren’t funny, you don’t know what’s funny, you have an ego problem and think you’re smart but you are actually about as stupid as they come

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Or stand up is an inherently shallow medium that's at it's most appealing when you're an early teen.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are literally mentally moronic. Comedy is best live and clubs have a two drink minimum. In America (where you’re allowed to be funny) that means you have to be twenty one to watch comedy. Again. You have no experience outside your moms bra

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This says more about you than comedy. Best and last therapist I ever had asked me in our first session “when did you stop laughing?” I hadn’t told her I’d stopped. Really hit me hard. You think on it too

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry I called you moronic you trolling spammer homosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not that guy but stand up isn’t funny and if you find it funny you’re a mouth-breathing plebeian

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You have severe mental illness. You’re just saying nothing is funny essentially? A guy cracking jokes while he has the floor in a work meeting is doing standup. Anyone being funny live is doing standup. If you don’t think that can be funny, you are just extremely mentally ill, verging on full blown moron

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Anyone being funny live is doing standup
              What if they're sitting down?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There’s usually a stool on stage. The idea of anon bursting out laughing every time a comic sits down and stopping when they stand warms my heart. Thanks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there are funny ones it just that stand up sucks as an entertainment form and their act sucks

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was good in that Ridley Scott movie

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s very funny. I grew up in the town where he lost his virginity behind a bowling alley. Grew up bowling there. You’re a basement dweller with zero license to speak on what is funny or relatable. You relate to mold and to catch a predator suspects

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's said some funny things but I get some major hicklib vibes from him.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to /misc/ moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you homosexual this website is a /misc/ website.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. You just have actual diagnosable schizophrenia newbie

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            israelite

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dilate Black person

              This is literally exactly how a schizophrenic person would react. I’m a white country boy telling you another white country boy is funny. You call me a black israelite. You’re genuinely mentally handicapped

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oy vey am I right fellow Schlomo?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You literally need to be evaluated for your mental health. Your existence is blatantly agonizing

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                >I’m a white country boy
                Whatchu doin fellow redneck

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I’m a white country boy
                Whatchu doin fellow redneck

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dilate Black person

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          kys tourist

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go storm Gaza you JIDF shill homosexual

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't really have anything interesting to say, but the way he phrases things sometimes is really funny. He's good with words. I think his ideal role would be a staff writer on a TV show or something

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tl;dr
      You don’t have anything interesting to say lol. Hey everyone look at this idiot!

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is the thread between joe rogan and blue collar comedy tour type comedy

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Compare to other comedians he's actually funny

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he had a funny shtick for a while but it's kind of stale now and he seems to just begrudgingly keep it going because he has to, and that's not enjoyable for anyone.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gotta be crazy. I try to put myself in the shoes of YouTubers or famous celebrities that do their own shit. It's easy to notice this attitude in them but I can't say that I'd be any different if it was me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        His case is the most extreme. He’s basically Opera for white men. Incels on this board hate him because he challenges them to stop jerking off and they simply CANNOT kek

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't even know that was his thing but I've never seen anyone complain about him for that.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s not how schizophrenic morons work. They project fantastic delusions and create entire alternate realities to distract themselves from blatantly obvious truths.
            You’re a fricking loser and no one wants to touch your rotten incel penis covered in fat and Cheeto dust?
            The israeliteS must have gotten together with everyone and conspired to make you GAY!!!
            Shit isnt supposed to make sense the second people like that make sense it’s time for a vacation to the psych ward

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You replied to the wrong post you moronic homosexual.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I did not. Anon actually thinks their criticism is genuine. It isn’t. Full blown autists don’t get humor so their critique isn’t valid. And they know that. Their issue with him is that he’s semi comfortable talking to gorgeous women and he had the gall to tell them they might not be such fricking losers if they quit jerking iff. Truth be told he wasn’t talking to them, it’s too late for the schizophrenic chronic masturbators in question

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I’m meant Oprah. He’s the Oprah of this generations white men. All the hate and anger due to failed communication itt, I’m a party to it as well. Theo has seriously helped a lot of people he’s helped me he’s kept people positive and prevented real suicides. I question him sometimes. He’s not a cult leader or anything but I’ve been supporting him so long because we come from the same town. Travis from the theme song is my cousin. Idk I hope Theo doesn’t get lost in the sauce. People who really know him tell me he hasn’t changed. Hes changed and it’s gotten harder for him to feel normal and he’s more open about that than any other public figure. But he hasn’t compromised himself. That’s been his core principle since the beginning of the pod. More than anything he made it so someone could hold him accountable like his entire following are AA sponsors. He’s one of the most positively influential people in the world today. A generation of incels blaming israelites for making them gay frogs when all they really have to do is stop jerking off and get a job. He’s Jordan Peterson for people who aren’t autistic, even though he may be. I’ll stop fighting because that’s all this thread is. Childish trolls spamming a topic they proudly proclaim no interest in. Nothing better to do. Enjoy shitting on the most brilliant artist of our time while you produce nothing and are followed by no one. He’ll be remembered as a serious philosopher and you won’t be remembered at all. The philosophers of old where mad men living in caves in rags. At the time, they must have laughed, and even jeered “he’s not even funny” as if that was ever actually the point

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you completely missed what we were talking about and why people don't like him.
          People here most commonly don't like him because his plays this faux-hick character with a bunch of fake stories, and that he doesn't commit to the bit to same level some one like larry the cable guy did. Theo goes in and out of character at random and it seems extra disingenuous and lazy.

          I seriously don't think anyone really has a problem with the "better yourself" part of him.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not a character. That’s him. You have schizophrenia. Maybe if you left mommies tit you’d have crazy stories and dead friends too

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              So let me get this straight. You completely missed what we were talking about, pulled up an issue that nobody here or anywhere has with him, then started going off about schizophrenia, and your imagined narratives about imagines narratives people have. AND you think he doesn't play up a character and all his ridiculous stories are true?

              Now that's schizophrenic behavior

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn’t play up a character. You’re just mad you can’t stop jerking off. Don’t shoot the messengers…. Or your load

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He plays up a character and there is nothing wrong with that.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Having a personality is not playing a character you fricking monotone one note autismo. You’re arguing about straw vs hay. The point is he isn’t lying when he says Billy or anyone else died from hitting an embankment. The number one thing people try to call bullshit on are these deaths. There are big ditches along the roads in flood country and at every intersection there’s a rock and dirt wall waiting to kill you if you go in that ditch. He is not lying. Louisiana is prime drinking and driving country and the streets are literally lined with death traps. You people just don’t go outside

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m FROM NATCHEZ and my grandfather DIED while drunk driving. He HIT A FRICKING EMBANKMENT!!! I’m dead serious. Embankment gang. Gang gang, gang gang, gang gang. You will NEVER get it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            > Theo goes in and out of character at random and it seems extra disingenuous and lazy.
            He's just bullshitting anon, calm down. Legit autism, have you never shot the shit with your buddies before?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              He’s not bullshitting. People from the country really do get high or drunk and die hitting embankments every single weekend no education and nothing to lose + drugs = embankment

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would still be funny if he had people to shoot the shit with who didn't know his shtick of telling tall hick tales and semi-believed him, now he's too big and everyone expects and knows it so it's not as funny without the straight man to bounce it against

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's definitely painful to see people completely fail to "yes and" and go along with his bits for various reasons. The few times it works out though are great

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure makes Cinemaphile seethe, apparently

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies and leftie gays seethe by his mere present

      kys tourist

      Back to twitter Black person

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the new breed of grifters pretending to be comics.
    You remember that meme from 2015 that talked about how in the future all the 'alt-right' grifters will have shifted from "no way will my son ever be a queer" to "I'm okay with my son being subjected to mandatory hormone replacement through her school, but I'll be damned if they think they can cancel reparations class at her school (aren't they so much cooler than us btw?)"
    You're living through it right now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What in the frick are you talking about dude
      He's just a guy who's good at making up funny stories on the fly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's like that Shane Gillis, I shouldn't even be pulling the curtain back for you. It's been the plan since at least 2005 to turn stand-up into that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are literally a schizophrenic aka moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      meds. now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are calling you crazy because of how you worded it and they're definitely being dishonest in doing so, but this stonetoss comic gets your point across quite well.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    theo is funny and seems like an ok dude
    by far the most human seeming of all the joe rogan network podcast type people

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theodore is witty and means well. I like him.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    His humor filters out zoomers and those who've lived bland, pedestrian lives. They just cant get him. People who grew up under a rock wont find Theo funny because so much of his humor and charm is rooted in how he'll joke about something in a way that mixes in experiences (some unpleasant) that many of us of his age/background have had but maybe memoryholed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the root of Cinemaphiles issue with him. They think he’s lying because nothing crazy ever happened to them. I’ve lived a fairly storied life and without fail every single time I tell a story on Cinemaphile there are ten basement dwellers saying it never happened for every actual human being with a pulse who can actually hear. Any art centric board in the worst about this. People on this board actually think they’re smart and funny but this is a special needs class and the shit they think is genius is actually nonsense rubbed on the chalk board with poop by hand

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        agree

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can literally watch him make up the stories as goes along stumbling and trying to "remember" what happened as he makes it up. He's has a few stories that might have a kernal of truth to them, but some very obviously aren't real, he's told at least a couple that weren't physically possible, and sometimes he just gives up on them or just kind of breaks character when guests don't go along with his story well

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he’s pretending to remember! I know a “making it up” type of thoughtful look when I see it?!!!
          Seriously get medicated for schizophrenia it’s just sad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hol up, you're telling me comedians make shit up sometimes?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers are his primary audience.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        boomers are moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        his audience is dudes in their 30s. what are you smoking?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lots of posters itt doing the peaky blinders gif bc theo did a racism

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comparing him to Bert Kreischer, outs you as a moron. You should have thought this post through before embarrassing yourself buddy.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He is just a dumb autist and that is the fun about him. If you don't get it you don't get it, you are too much of a normie

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    West Coast meets Southerner dudebro Karl Pilkington. Serves a market.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's funny when Bill Burr is on his podcast and shits on him. He's a big Burr fan so it was funnier.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like his humour is just regular banter in the south but none of the city boys know that so it takes him far

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. I know people way way way funnier than he is in the exact same way but they can’t hold a conversation with anyone other than a large diesel engine for more than five minutes let alone compile all their insane exo-society schizo wisdom into an hour of material they could remember

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all these 85 IQ Muttmexicans triggered that their shitty entertainment medium got called out for the dead medium it is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro stand up is art the craft etc etc. even though we all suck at it we act like bigshots. yada yada JOE ROGAN!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My iq is 133 and podcasting is the future. These pods views dwarf tv views. You’re a weird disturbed little man who goes around begging for negative attention because your parents abused you and you think getting told to shut the frick up and over again means deep down someone loves you

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking HATE these smug faces celebrities do. YOU FRICKING SMUG c**t!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's alright. No comedic genius, but he has a unique style in his ability to say the most random, moronic shit in the most deadpan way possible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every blue collar gig ever has at least one guy like that on site.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's part of the Joe Rogan, Jordan Peterson and Bret Weinstein limited hangout gatekeeper club. The Ben Shapiro team.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but what about the two day special operation? Still haven't won?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Paging that anon who can pull fake Theo Von stories out of his ass.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the ultimate 90 IQ for other 90s IQs to relate with

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Said the unemployable virgin with fetal alcohol syndrome

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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