How Does Cruise Keep Making Blockbusters?

First Maverick
Now Mission Impossible
Is he gonna save cinema? Who will we turn to after he's gone?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    do americans actually make statistics which movie make the most money in each state?
    does electoral college actually matter in this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you talking to the tombot?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All that time you spent learning English just so you could sound moronic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he isn’t a master of Jeb!lore
      >he didn’t buy a commemorative guacamole bowl
      You had your chance, anon. This is the fate you chose

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being newer than even election tourists
      the absolute state

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which of them? There are fifty.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going to see it. I'll see Oppenheimer. Mission Impossible is trash. Cruise is old.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick? No! NO!!

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oppenheimer
    Nolan needs a reality check urgently. Mf is being too pretentious at this point. Can't wait for it to bomb.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the last real movie star. Gonna be sad when age well and truly catches up to him. Last of a dying breed.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He just understands what makes a great movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of crazy action stunts & hot women, it's amazing something so simple is so hard for Hollywood to understand

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise unironically knows what audiences want and gives it to them.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i will be seeing MI: dead reckoning pt 1 in the kinoplex with two of my buddies on opening night

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise bros better be buying imax showings before Oppenheimer takes those away for 3 weeks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shouldn't you be posting this on the church's messageboards instead?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's still enough chanology in me to make me not want to pay anything to see a Cruise movie.
    Not one thin dime.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still falling for the anti-scientology psyop after all these years, anon?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because all he wants is to entertain people. You know, how movies used to be made before politics and agendas took over.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need more psycho Cruise kino. His true form.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't bruise the cruise

    I'm going to enjoy watching MI steal box office from sloppenheimer and unfunny barbie

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no intention of seeing any of those. I haven't watched a single summer blockbuster this year. Frick Hollywood.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ill be seeing Oppenheimer instead but I honestly love Mission Impossible if I saw 4 movies this summer it would've been the 4th one. Oppenheimer is the only one getting my time this year

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm canceling yours out by buying two tickets to Robbie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        me and my woman are going to Oppenheimer so I guess we're even

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking love Cruise he's done it again

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