How does he do it?

How does he do it?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have a crunch on him

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The toll is paid with his son's looks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he looks fine wtf are you on about ?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ciggs and wine

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you reach max level, you stop leveling.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alcohol and cigarettes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ciggs and wine

      unironically this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought cigarettes aged people faster.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good genetics and his facial bone structure does most of the heavy lifting for him, even if he doesn't seem to be the healthiest person.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima semen

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finasteride, exercise, sunscreen and probably a vegan or something

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sunscreen the most.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Finasteride
      These common side effects of finasteride happen in more than 1 in 100 people.

      They usually improve after a while. There are things you can do to help cope with them:

      Problems getting an erection and less interest in having sex
      Problems with ejaculating, such as little or no semen

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Add estradiol for extra hair regrowth and a plumper bussy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >less interest in having sex
        I'm 41, been on steroids for 10 years, no fin, shave my head now and just wear a hat. Call it a cope, don't care. know why? the reason above.
        >Problems getting an erection
        >Problems with ejaculating
        none of that though. just feel like I simply don't care any more. I can look at a girl and think about what it's like to hold her down, frick her, make her blush while I coom inside her fertile little womb. I just don't want to do it, because the thought of it is universally better than actually doing it, and actually doing it carries with it a lot of effort and risk that I don't want to invest anymore.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is what artificially high T does to your brain anons. Don’t do it!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not even going to disagree with that, but I can tell you that I am happier now

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not even going to disagree with that, but I can tell you that I am happier now

          I miss Christmas bros like you wouldn't believe.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had the "no sperm" side effect and ended up just shaving my head and getting over with it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a vegan
      he thinks a non-colagen diet keeps you young lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fin is shilled online by a large network of trannies wanting to create feminised men.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >finasteride
      He looked kino as frick in Pusher

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When your face is 100% bone with the thinnest layer of skin stretched tightly over it, that is to be expected.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >same man after listening to Kojima talk for two (2) minutes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lel

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe because he's a man, not a woman?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By being literally me

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nordic coastal air, but also rolling his own ciggies and alcohol

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's literally perfect i am so happy to live in the same era as him i just wish he'd stop fricking taking shitty ass action movies do something like pusher again i want to see druggie mads, he's humorous

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I thank God every day that I am alive in the same era as him and get to look at him.

      Frick his moronic casting staff though, you're completely right about that lol. What a waste.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It feels like every sexy male who stars in a Fuller production becomes cursed to never be in something good again

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How does he do it?

    He's just aging well. Men who look masculine tend to age well (Sean Connery). Men who look boyish tend to age poorly (Leonardo Dicaprio).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gorgeous

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leo is just ugly bastard maxxing just like Crowe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sean ageing well

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moisturizer and sunscreen probably

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice hair, lotion

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pure aryan genetics

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    True dane. I want to him to charge from a longboat and take me as his thrall.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    druk

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No red meat after 8.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ages
    >looks even better
    Mads is a superhuman. Don't question it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me on the left

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. Kojima

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why do all the chads smoke

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kojimas cigarette must be wireless or something

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A strand type of cigarette

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek this image reminds me of high schoolers posing for a photo, maybe they formed a band and do skateboarding

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is it possible kojima was bullied in school and this is just his chance to live his dream of hanging out with the cool kids

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the cool kidz and Kojima

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care? You're a homosexual right?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How does he do it?
    By looking 56 yo when he was 26.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never get fat. Even if you lose weight it alters how you look.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    druk

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    High cheekbones

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      old guy is superior

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      help the aged indeed

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the same, with less wrinkles.
    Not gonna post photos.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I were attractive bros..maybe in the next life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just get plastic surgery brah
      The only thing between you and looking good is like 20-30k

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Low BF%
    That's it

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looked 45 at age 26

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks more like a Finn than a Dane with those slanty eyes tbh

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's a dark aryan (no, pajeets, blacks, muslims, mestizos, east asians, seamonkeys aren't dark aryans)

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream last night that mads was my german teacher in highschool

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