why do girls keep their phone in their back pocket? it seems like it'd be easy to pickpocket, and it'd damage your phone when you sit down, as well as being uncomfortable.
The pants are too tight to be able to use the side pockets practically. For that same reason, it'd likely be difficult to pickpocket the phone out of the back pocket without the person noticing, but sitting would still be a problem.
I dated a woman that was born in the US, moved to England for 20 years, then came back to the US. I don't care what anyone says, their accents are the most off-putting thing I've ever heard in my life, and she talked like Austin Powers (shag this, fancy that, etc.,)
You turn on the telly, and 8/10 actresses are utter dogs. Then you watch this fat frick's videos and his trough of slop gets brought out by a fit bird that'd put them all to shame. Mad, innit?
It's not good to sit in the sun like that. UV ages you prematurely. A 70yo who applies sunscreen religiously and wears a hat can look 30 years younger, if they start at 20. I don't want to look old bros, because ageism is a very real thing.
Zoomers may be a fricked generation, but the ones who don't get fat are gonna age like wine because they never go outside. Most boomers didn't even age that badly and they don't give a shit about skincare or UVs.
did yer get tha camerman?
>tfw no propa bi'ish slag to devour munchie box wif
Just ask for what you want. Then pay for the food.
I would mass murder orphans in cold blood for a chance to become this Samsung Galaxy mobile phone for one metric minute
looks like an iPhone to me, but I might be wrong since I use neither.
why do girls keep their phone in their back pocket? it seems like it'd be easy to pickpocket, and it'd damage your phone when you sit down, as well as being uncomfortable.
It's because female jeans usually have fake front pockets
they have no other pockets
>and it'd damage your phone when you sit down
Not if you have a big soft lady bum.
The pants are too tight to be able to use the side pockets practically. For that same reason, it'd likely be difficult to pickpocket the phone out of the back pocket without the person noticing, but sitting would still be a problem.
Women only pretend to have pockets. None of their clothes are made for utility.
Someone explain this phenomenon, it makes no sense to me. Why do fashion houses sell pants with false functionality to women? Why do women buy them?
if you put stuff in your front pockets it changes the outline of your body and makes you look fat
If you have to find out you already fricked up. If you find a good looking girl in cargos go for it.
>anon discovers the backbone of the handbag industry
English rose.
looks a bit like me and my gf, spooky
Imagine her getting BLACKED RAW
>new bradders reaction
don't mind if i do
Mental illness
Go cry to the jannies.
But they have the same mental illness
Please don't post your bullshit in these comfy threads.
Coomerbait isn’t comfy
I find this guy comfy and don't appreciate deranged interracial pornography shills ruining the threads for me.
I don't like it either but the fact is this thread was coomerbait slagposting
No it isn't and you wouldn't know
he did kind of expose you there buddy. This is a coomer thread
this is pretty good, whoever wrote it really gets comic strip style writing
It is so tiresome.
What the frick is this from?
Looks like Boy George. Probably from the mid-late 2000s
I'm erect.
Hot damn!
5'1'' goblina goddess
We don't have goblinas in England lad.
goblina is a state of height and proportions, not race
no it's literally american mutts
> american mutts
Yes. Pity South America is connected to the north
sometimes you can just spot a snow bunny, you know?
Sometimes you can spot a minority just from their posts too
Giving poos and other assorted worthless shitskin peasants the internet was a huge mistake
Do they even have any ski slopes in the UK?
You lot have become so weird man, you are 100x worse than foot gays
why do so many women always carry their phones in their back pockets?
you are just asking for it to get robbed
ALRIGHT LADS HOW YA DOIN
YEAH THIS IS A BIT OF ME
COME ON IN CAMERAMAN
YES I SUPPOSE THAT'S ALRIGHT, YOU YOUNG TARTS
based fat man
Isn't his new gf pretty decent looking?
english girls are decent. it's a shame so many of them get fat. that's when things get real grim.
I dated a woman that was born in the US, moved to England for 20 years, then came back to the US. I don't care what anyone says, their accents are the most off-putting thing I've ever heard in my life, and she talked like Austin Powers (shag this, fancy that, etc.,)
YEAH BABY YEAH! VERY SHAGADELLIC BABY
No one has said "shag" since the 90's.
>No one has said "shag" since the 90's.
Not about you they haven't
why would they talk about shagging him as a child?
sent that freak flying
oi bruv sounds like ya need a cheeky shag innit
>girls are decent. it's a shame so many of them get fat. that's when things get real grim.
Tidied this up for you. This is a problem, from the women in India to the women in the U.S.
YOU FAT BASTARD
YOU FAT BASTARD
YOU FAT BASTARD
You turn on the telly, and 8/10 actresses are utter dogs. Then you watch this fat frick's videos and his trough of slop gets brought out by a fit bird that'd put them all to shame. Mad, innit?
>charismatic
>sociable
>famous
>presumably wealthy
>women like famous guys
wow shocker. You should see how zoomers eyes light up when you tell them you have 100k followers on tiktok. They are fricking soulless parasites
She looks like him in a grey wig looool.
if he secretly added a nutty professor the klumps background character of himself in each episode would be great
Literally his future self driving by in 15 years after he decided to get a wig
luvleh novvun lass
The boyfriend always makes me kek.
>hits vape to take a precious few seconds of awkwardness away
I can lip read her accent
He must be hung like a horse to get 20 year women to come up to him like that.
What happened to the video of him eating at some burger joint where the servers will spank you if you don’t finish? Did he delete it?
It's not good to sit in the sun like that. UV ages you prematurely. A 70yo who applies sunscreen religiously and wears a hat can look 30 years younger, if they start at 20. I don't want to look old bros, because ageism is a very real thing.
i dont want to get old either bro
its scary
to hell with the sun
Don't talk shit about our sun.
Everyone in my family looks 10 years younger than they are. Genetics are more important than everything else.
Zoomers may be a fricked generation, but the ones who don't get fat are gonna age like wine because they never go outside. Most boomers didn't even age that badly and they don't give a shit about skincare or UVs.
when will the 16 year old sensation make an appearance?