This was the most honest scene in all of Sopranos. Waging is so fricking awful, its better to risk getting whacked by the homicidal maniacs who've outed you as a homosexual.
Him looking at the clock and being in utter misery that its not even half way through the day is so relatable. NEET or death
been NEET for 3 years, only worked at a grocery shop with fruits and vegetables for a month before quiting it because I felt like killing people by the end of every shift. Have not even attempted to get a job since. I am on welfare which is pretty great where I live and have inheritance money coming in from relatives which is substantial and if I play it smart so I don't have to work a day in my life ever again.
To each their own I guess. I was NEET a good amount of my 20s and was fricking miserable, depressed, alcoholic and felt like a sack of shit watching my Dad go to work and actually provide like a man. Watching Vito be compelled to go back to being a parasite on society (at a risk of death) instead of doing actual work was hilarious to me.
Vito used to provide for his family much more when he was a parasite.
I too was a neet half of my 20s watching my father waking up to a back breaking job at 4am every day. I thought it was moronic then and especially now, when I'm a remote codemonkey and can afford to take a nap at noon while getting paid 3 times more than he does. I'd kill myself if I had to go to a "normal" job.
He was a psychotic criminal and a degenerate homosexual, a two for one on being a compulsive nutcase with no self control. He was used to having power, doing whatever he wanted and sucking different wiener every day and night
It’s obvious that he was introduced as a literal problem for Tony. Pauly would have 100% said something about him dating Meadow. Why didnt they go through with it?
Drive straight the frick home, grab as much cash as you can, start driving in one direction as far as you possibly can without stopping. Keep driving until you're in Mexico. You now begin a new life.
could have just stayed in connecticut in his tom of finland fantasy and wrote a tell-all book about life in da mob under a fake name. fricking vito, too stupid to live.
They were New York goombas so they didnt answer to him. Only way Vito walks away clean is if he goes Liquid Vito like he did to Jackie and caps them before they get into their car.
It would have escalated anyway. Calling made guy a gay was a death sentence for someone. Either the guy being accused or the accuser if they were not believed. Tony would not have the option of of simply saying they did not believe the word of another made man. He would have to demand compensation/apology/revenge for the insult.
He got weird in his old age plus I heard a lot of the cast didn't like working with him
they weren't randos you speedwatching finook they were connected. carlo refers them as "friends of ours". doubtless when you hear that term you probably think they're buddies or some shit. didn't bother reading the rest.
I hope this is trolling
That just means their connected but Vito was a captain
I don't know what you think that means but Tony used it to describe Arthur and Beansie both of which were civilians at the time. Arthur was his old friend at least but Beansie was just an ex-drug dealer turned pizza shop manager. I seriously doubt either of their word outranks a capos either. Maybe Arthur's since Tony clings to him as one of the last shreds of evidence he was ever a decent human being.
Beansie didn't have enough political influence to stop an ex captain from repeatedly raping him with a car
You know why. You are just an aspie who doesn't know how to carry out conversations so you are constantly "reenacting" previous posts and responses here.
The guy who played him is a self-promoting butthole and nobody like working with him.
After Gandolfini died he milked the story to self-promote by pretending like him and Gandolfini were good friends, when they weren't.
He'd have gotten out of it by going home after, coming up with an alibi, and acting outraged when the news got back to him.
Two no-name randos from Yonkers aren't going to get Tony's biggest earner clipped just by claiming they saw him in a gay bar somewhere. If he hadn't run it would have been those two jerk-offs ridding a pool cue in a hotel room.
1) The head of New York and was his brother in law
2) The head of Jersey relied on him to fund his gambling addiction
2.5) Tony hated New York and always thought they were trying to weaken his position
3) Vito was a capo and they weren't even made men
It was shit writing to have them rat on him anyways. The Wire depecting this situation correctly when Baldo walked in on the mayor's sexual encounter. He shut up and stayed quiet out of fear, thrn enjoyed a pay off for his discretion. Imagine your boss being fricking Phil Leotardo and trying to convince him his brother in law who he hangs out with every day is a "wienersucker" and not getting shot immediately. Even if that doesn't happen now the leader of Jersey thinks it's New York trying to undermine him by spreading rumors about his biggest earner. Again, knowing full well Tony fricking hates New York. It was a terrible idea. All Vito had to say was "They're lying" and they're fertilizing the pine barrens. Even when Tony knew it was true he was still grasping at ways to keep him around, much less if he doesn't believe it's true.
They only way it could have not backfired on those guys catastrophically was if Vito admitted it on national television, or made a bunch of extremely suspicious phone calls and ran away. Which is exactly what he did.
Dumb as hell. Terrible writing. Forced conflict.
Vito's reaction and running was realistic, but those cronies thinking immediately ratting on him was anything less than suicide was insanity. They should be fricking dead.
they weren't randos you speedwatching finook they were connected. carlo refers them as "friends of ours". doubtless when you hear that term you probably think they're buddies or some shit. didn't bother reading the rest.
Carlo, the guy who hates Vito and wants his position, immediately backed up the claims and enthusiastically offered to whack him? Makes sense, guys from New York are so trustworthy of course Carlo would instantly vouch for them. I guess they're somehow more "friends of ours" than Vito, a capo of their own crew. That totally makes sense anon thank you. Tony would be a fool not to take Patsy 2.0s word that some random New York guys are more trustworthy than his own top earning capo. I guess they were friends of Phil too, he loved them like more than a brother in law. God I feel so stupid now. How can I become a sigma brain like you?
I don't know what you think that means but Tony used it to describe Arthur and Beansie both of which were civilians at the time. Arthur was his old friend at least but Beansie was just an ex-drug dealer turned pizza shop manager. I seriously doubt either of their word outranks a capos either. Maybe Arthur's since Tony clings to him as one of the last shreds of evidence he was ever a decent human being.
you do remember that it wasn't just those two finocchi seeing vito in a club, right? it was that AND meadows' newest boyfriend making eyecontact with him while he blew that guard at the site. dumbass
Honestly Vito could've sold that because Paulie was the only Capo who genuinely hated homosexuals but he would fall in line if Tony expressed his indifference. Vito made money and that's what they truely cared about. The issue was, like always, Phil "Grilled Cheese" Leotardo.
He has money, but it's unlikely that he took most it with him. It's like when Tony's going to get indicted and he tells that story about the guy who had 5 minutes to lam it and ended up in a seedy motel in "Elvis country".
preemptive strike >Call Tony just after meeting the two guys >Tell him that you decided to go undercover in a gay bar, trying to make business deals >When the two guy start spreading the rumor, get them wacked because they are spilling the beans about your secretive business deal. >Pay 50K to Tony from a deal that doesn't exist
and wallah
suck their wieners
a doctor's note
Have his fat balding brother just stand there across a food court
Are you sandbagging me?
What does that even mean?
Undercover work. Very hush hush
Offer them soft drinks of choice, maybe even a sandwich too.
perhaps...a johnnycake?
alongside some of them Jimmy Deans
Hey, our sausages are made in house
any kind ya like
Chips with the sandwich??
It was a joke
He already got away by fleeing town. His stupid gay ass decided to return
Remind me why he returned again? Wasn't he off living a fairytale romance with some homosexual diner cook?
He couldn't work an honest job for a day
The scene where he's working and talk to himself and then he watches the time and it's like 11 am is hilarious
he was a big fat moronic homosexual who was living a fantasy he couldn't sustain
This was the most honest scene in all of Sopranos. Waging is so fricking awful, its better to risk getting whacked by the homicidal maniacs who've outed you as a homosexual.
Him looking at the clock and being in utter misery that its not even half way through the day is so relatable. NEET or death
been NEET for 3 years, only worked at a grocery shop with fruits and vegetables for a month before quiting it because I felt like killing people by the end of every shift. Have not even attempted to get a job since. I am on welfare which is pretty great where I live and have inheritance money coming in from relatives which is substantial and if I play it smart so I don't have to work a day in my life ever again.
To each their own I guess. I was NEET a good amount of my 20s and was fricking miserable, depressed, alcoholic and felt like a sack of shit watching my Dad go to work and actually provide like a man. Watching Vito be compelled to go back to being a parasite on society (at a risk of death) instead of doing actual work was hilarious to me.
Vito used to provide for his family much more when he was a parasite.
I too was a neet half of my 20s watching my father waking up to a back breaking job at 4am every day. I thought it was moronic then and especially now, when I'm a remote codemonkey and can afford to take a nap at noon while getting paid 3 times more than he does. I'd kill myself if I had to go to a "normal" job.
It's the only life he's ever known and he was addicted to it, you saw yourself, he was physically incapable of even doing an honest days work
He was a psychotic criminal and a degenerate homosexual, a two for one on being a compulsive nutcase with no self control. He was used to having power, doing whatever he wanted and sucking different wiener every day and night
Breaking bad ripped off the sopranos. Walter White is literally Vito but he wins
It was a joke, Jesus
They did a great job hiring a Black person that you want to punch in the face
dios mio, that thing is hard to look at
Noah busted prime Meadow wide the frick open, multiple times, and there's not a damn thing you can do agoht it.
she was a weird body + shes a israelite
not italian
cope
she’s got muscle dystrophy or something, she looks really good still though
Too bad they don't have a cure for frickfaceitis
*Black personjew
the hasidic homeboy
the kosher krip
hes literally whiter than meadow
It’s obvious that he was introduced as a literal problem for Tony. Pauly would have 100% said something about him dating Meadow. Why didnt they go through with it?
if a Wii Mii character was brought to life
Ask them to meet him on Geonosis.
Drive straight the frick home, grab as much cash as you can, start driving in one direction as far as you possibly can without stopping. Keep driving until you're in Mexico. You now begin a new life.
The italian mafia is in good terms with mexican cartels. He's one call away from being chopped alive on LiveLeak.
lol these fat goombahs wouldn't send anyone looking past state lines
I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart!
By pitching, not catching
Walk with them outside. Say you have $100k to give them if they keep quiet. Vito's brother kills them with a sniper rifle at the meet.
Yeah, I think you’ve gotta kill them
Why not just shave your hair at that point jesus
Vito's brother wouldn't have been such a great shot after Mustang Sally played golf with him
So who molested him as a kid?
Join the separatists, obviously.
I mean my god, the republic is under the influence of a SITH. LORD.
merk em in the parking lot like he did that guy he rear ended (hehe)
i loved that wienersucka like a bruda, and he fricked me in the ass
could have just stayed in connecticut in his tom of finland fantasy and wrote a tell-all book about life in da mob under a fake name. fricking vito, too stupid to live.
He would get caught sooner or later.
It's surprising he lasted so long, he coulsn't stop himself from sucking wiener in his workplace.
He could just suck dick in the open in whatever town he went. Tony wasn't going to look after him
Wasn't Vito way above the guy who caught him? Why didn't he just threaten and bribe him before he told Tony?
They were New York goombas so they didnt answer to him. Only way Vito walks away clean is if he goes Liquid Vito like he did to Jackie and caps them before they get into their car.
"Can you believe these frickin' gays make you change into this shit? I only wanted to come in and say hi to ya!"
AIDS?
It was disappointing how soft Tony was on homosexual eradication, fricking libtard goombah
It was his greed overriding it.
YOU FRICKING WATCH IT CUPCAKE
Deny being Vito. Claim a false name and pretend you don't know what they're talking about.
Then they match up the story with what Little Lord Fauntleroy saw... like what happened.
Literally showing up to hang out the next day like it didn't happen, it's their word against his.
>Two guys said they saw you in a gay bar sunday night?
>What the frick I was home in bed with my wife
Finn still saw him sucking wiener and told Meadow. It was over at that point.
It only escalated to them calling Finn as a witness because Vito went into hiding.
It would have escalated anyway. Calling made guy a gay was a death sentence for someone. Either the guy being accused or the accuser if they were not believed. Tony would not have the option of of simply saying they did not believe the word of another made man. He would have to demand compensation/apology/revenge for the insult.
I'm sure the buckle to unlock the harness is in the book
By not going to gay bars dressed as a member of the village people
Why Vito was never on the sopranos podcast with Chris and Bobby?
Nobody likes him.
He got weird in his old age plus I heard a lot of the cast didn't like working with him
I hope this is trolling
That just means their connected but Vito was a captain
Beansie didn't have enough political influence to stop an ex captain from repeatedly raping him with a car
too redpilled
You know why. You are just an aspie who doesn't know how to carry out conversations so you are constantly "reenacting" previous posts and responses here.
The guy who played him is a self-promoting butthole and nobody like working with him.
After Gandolfini died he milked the story to self-promote by pretending like him and Gandolfini were good friends, when they weren't.
fricking gino framed vito and got him killed, i dont know why the crews didnt investigate further
300 bucks.
He's a discipline daddy!
Literally just kill both of them. And pretend not to know them in the first place. Just act like you’re someone else.
Worst writing in the show. A fricking travesty.
He'd have gotten out of it by going home after, coming up with an alibi, and acting outraged when the news got back to him.
Two no-name randos from Yonkers aren't going to get Tony's biggest earner clipped just by claiming they saw him in a gay bar somewhere. If he hadn't run it would have been those two jerk-offs ridding a pool cue in a hotel room.
1) The head of New York and was his brother in law
2) The head of Jersey relied on him to fund his gambling addiction
2.5) Tony hated New York and always thought they were trying to weaken his position
3) Vito was a capo and they weren't even made men
It was shit writing to have them rat on him anyways. The Wire depecting this situation correctly when Baldo walked in on the mayor's sexual encounter. He shut up and stayed quiet out of fear, thrn enjoyed a pay off for his discretion. Imagine your boss being fricking Phil Leotardo and trying to convince him his brother in law who he hangs out with every day is a "wienersucker" and not getting shot immediately. Even if that doesn't happen now the leader of Jersey thinks it's New York trying to undermine him by spreading rumors about his biggest earner. Again, knowing full well Tony fricking hates New York. It was a terrible idea. All Vito had to say was "They're lying" and they're fertilizing the pine barrens. Even when Tony knew it was true he was still grasping at ways to keep him around, much less if he doesn't believe it's true.
They only way it could have not backfired on those guys catastrophically was if Vito admitted it on national television, or made a bunch of extremely suspicious phone calls and ran away. Which is exactly what he did.
Dumb as hell. Terrible writing. Forced conflict.
Vito's reaction and running was realistic, but those cronies thinking immediately ratting on him was anything less than suicide was insanity. They should be fricking dead.
they weren't randos you speedwatching finook they were connected. carlo refers them as "friends of ours". doubtless when you hear that term you probably think they're buddies or some shit. didn't bother reading the rest.
Carlo, the guy who hates Vito and wants his position, immediately backed up the claims and enthusiastically offered to whack him? Makes sense, guys from New York are so trustworthy of course Carlo would instantly vouch for them. I guess they're somehow more "friends of ours" than Vito, a capo of their own crew. That totally makes sense anon thank you. Tony would be a fool not to take Patsy 2.0s word that some random New York guys are more trustworthy than his own top earning capo. I guess they were friends of Phil too, he loved them like more than a brother in law. God I feel so stupid now. How can I become a sigma brain like you?
I don't know what you think that means but Tony used it to describe Arthur and Beansie both of which were civilians at the time. Arthur was his old friend at least but Beansie was just an ex-drug dealer turned pizza shop manager. I seriously doubt either of their word outranks a capos either. Maybe Arthur's since Tony clings to him as one of the last shreds of evidence he was ever a decent human being.
Irl this would be an incorrect way to refer to,civilians iirc. Friends of ours vs friends of mine etc
Vito was just so overwhelmed with panic and paranoia that he made a bunch of missteps. Not necessarily bad writing.
you do remember that it wasn't just those two finocchi seeing vito in a club, right? it was that AND meadows' newest boyfriend making eyecontact with him while he blew that guard at the site. dumbass
See
>implying patrisi's son wouldn't eventually break and tell meadows that he saw vito catching, not pitching
incorrect.
Gaslight everyone and say they’re projecting when they express disgust
Might work
Honestly Vito could've sold that because Paulie was the only Capo who genuinely hated homosexuals but he would fall in line if Tony expressed his indifference. Vito made money and that's what they truely cared about. The issue was, like always, Phil "Grilled Cheese" Leotardo.
you are delusional, having a homosexual as a capo was a disgraciad, infamia and unthinkable
You are a moron who was posting on his laptop while "watching" Sopranos during Covid.
He was just goofin around idk what the big deal was.
Why do they dress like that? It looks fricking stupid
Benny Fazio. Criminal mastermind
why not just follow them into the parking lot and kill them? He killed that citizen who was getting his mail.
He's a fat gay moron
So distilled and blunt
That was in the woods, not the middle of Manhattan. Besides, he probably didn't have his gun.
Ask them what they were doing in the gay bar in the first place, checkmate.
Collecting protection. This is an old mafia moneymaker, well known and immune to criticism. Basically what started Stonewall.
Kill them
Wasn't Vito one highest earners? How did he actually run out of money? Didn't look like he was spending much money when he fled.
He has money, but it's unlikely that he took most it with him. It's like when Tony's going to get indicted and he tells that story about the guy who had 5 minutes to lam it and ended up in a seedy motel in "Elvis country".
Sure but he could have easily gone back and grabbed it. He stayed in New Jersey at least a few days before Phil got to him.
Follow them out and shoot them.
He was doing work for the CIA
preemptive strike
>Call Tony just after meeting the two guys
>Tell him that you decided to go undercover in a gay bar, trying to make business deals
>When the two guy start spreading the rumor, get them wacked because they are spilling the beans about your secretive business deal.
>Pay 50K to Tony from a deal that doesn't exist
and wallah
Shaggy snitched on him. The gay bar rumor wasn't enough evidence
Shaggy only snitched on him because the story was already out and Vito was already on the run.
Meadow was the one that got Vito killed. Finn told her before the rumors got out but she was the one who opened her mouth when carmella was gossiping.
Vito offers you $100k USD to plow his Nikocado tier butthole. Do you accept?
he was undercover
Go to the feds
I can pass for Italian. How do I start a crew?
Looks like he’s late for his fight with Guile
Should have pretended he didn't know them, then paid off someone for an alibi