How does he get out of this?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    suck their wieners

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a doctor's note

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have his fat balding brother just stand there across a food court

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sandbagging me?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What does that even mean?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Undercover work. Very hush hush

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Offer them soft drinks of choice, maybe even a sandwich too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      perhaps...a johnnycake?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        alongside some of them Jimmy Deans

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hey, our sausages are made in house

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      any kind ya like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chips with the sandwich??

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was a joke

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He already got away by fleeing town. His stupid gay ass decided to return

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Remind me why he returned again? Wasn't he off living a fairytale romance with some homosexual diner cook?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He couldn't work an honest job for a day

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The scene where he's working and talk to himself and then he watches the time and it's like 11 am is hilarious

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he was a big fat moronic homosexual who was living a fantasy he couldn't sustain

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He couldn't work an honest job for a day

        This was the most honest scene in all of Sopranos. Waging is so fricking awful, its better to risk getting whacked by the homicidal maniacs who've outed you as a homosexual.
        Him looking at the clock and being in utter misery that its not even half way through the day is so relatable. NEET or death

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          been NEET for 3 years, only worked at a grocery shop with fruits and vegetables for a month before quiting it because I felt like killing people by the end of every shift. Have not even attempted to get a job since. I am on welfare which is pretty great where I live and have inheritance money coming in from relatives which is substantial and if I play it smart so I don't have to work a day in my life ever again.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          To each their own I guess. I was NEET a good amount of my 20s and was fricking miserable, depressed, alcoholic and felt like a sack of shit watching my Dad go to work and actually provide like a man. Watching Vito be compelled to go back to being a parasite on society (at a risk of death) instead of doing actual work was hilarious to me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Vito used to provide for his family much more when he was a parasite.

            I too was a neet half of my 20s watching my father waking up to a back breaking job at 4am every day. I thought it was moronic then and especially now, when I'm a remote codemonkey and can afford to take a nap at noon while getting paid 3 times more than he does. I'd kill myself if I had to go to a "normal" job.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's the only life he's ever known and he was addicted to it, you saw yourself, he was physically incapable of even doing an honest days work

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He was a psychotic criminal and a degenerate homosexual, a two for one on being a compulsive nutcase with no self control. He was used to having power, doing whatever he wanted and sucking different wiener every day and night

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Breaking bad ripped off the sopranos. Walter White is literally Vito but he wins

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was a joke, Jesus

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They did a great job hiring a Black person that you want to punch in the face

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dios mio, that thing is hard to look at

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Noah busted prime Meadow wide the frick open, multiple times, and there's not a damn thing you can do agoht it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she was a weird body + shes a israelite
        not italian

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cope

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she’s got muscle dystrophy or something, she looks really good still though

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Too bad they don't have a cure for frickfaceitis

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *Black personisraelite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the hasidic homeboy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the kosher krip

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hes literally whiter than meadow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s obvious that he was introduced as a literal problem for Tony. Pauly would have 100% said something about him dating Meadow. Why didnt they go through with it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if a Wii Mii character was brought to life

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ask them to meet him on Geonosis.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drive straight the frick home, grab as much cash as you can, start driving in one direction as far as you possibly can without stopping. Keep driving until you're in Mexico. You now begin a new life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The italian mafia is in good terms with mexican cartels. He's one call away from being chopped alive on LiveLeak.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol these fat goombahs wouldn't send anyone looking past state lines

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart!

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By pitching, not catching

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Walk with them outside. Say you have $100k to give them if they keep quiet. Vito's brother kills them with a sniper rifle at the meet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I think you’ve gotta kill them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just shave your hair at that point jesus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vito's brother wouldn't have been such a great shot after Mustang Sally played golf with him

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So who molested him as a kid?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Join the separatists, obviously.
    I mean my god, the republic is under the influence of a SITH. LORD.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    merk em in the parking lot like he did that guy he rear ended (hehe)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i loved that wienersucka like a bruda, and he fricked me in the ass

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    could have just stayed in connecticut in his tom of finland fantasy and wrote a tell-all book about life in da mob under a fake name. fricking vito, too stupid to live.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He would get caught sooner or later.
    It's surprising he lasted so long, he coulsn't stop himself from sucking wiener in his workplace.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He could just suck dick in the open in whatever town he went. Tony wasn't going to look after him

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't Vito way above the guy who caught him? Why didn't he just threaten and bribe him before he told Tony?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They were New York goombas so they didnt answer to him. Only way Vito walks away clean is if he goes Liquid Vito like he did to Jackie and caps them before they get into their car.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Can you believe these frickin' gays make you change into this shit? I only wanted to come in and say hi to ya!"

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AIDS?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was disappointing how soft Tony was on homosexual eradication, fricking libtard goombah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was his greed overriding it.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YOU FRICKING WATCH IT CUPCAKE

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Deny being Vito. Claim a false name and pretend you don't know what they're talking about.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then they match up the story with what Little Lord Fauntleroy saw... like what happened.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally showing up to hang out the next day like it didn't happen, it's their word against his.

    >Two guys said they saw you in a gay bar sunday night?
    >What the frick I was home in bed with my wife

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Finn still saw him sucking wiener and told Meadow. It was over at that point.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It only escalated to them calling Finn as a witness because Vito went into hiding.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It would have escalated anyway. Calling made guy a gay was a death sentence for someone. Either the guy being accused or the accuser if they were not believed. Tony would not have the option of of simply saying they did not believe the word of another made man. He would have to demand compensation/apology/revenge for the insult.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure the buckle to unlock the harness is in the book

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By not going to gay bars dressed as a member of the village people

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why Vito was never on the sopranos podcast with Chris and Bobby?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody likes him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He got weird in his old age plus I heard a lot of the cast didn't like working with him

        they weren't randos you speedwatching finook they were connected. carlo refers them as "friends of ours". doubtless when you hear that term you probably think they're buddies or some shit. didn't bother reading the rest.

        I hope this is trolling
        That just means their connected but Vito was a captain

        I don't know what you think that means but Tony used it to describe Arthur and Beansie both of which were civilians at the time. Arthur was his old friend at least but Beansie was just an ex-drug dealer turned pizza shop manager. I seriously doubt either of their word outranks a capos either. Maybe Arthur's since Tony clings to him as one of the last shreds of evidence he was ever a decent human being.

        Beansie didn't have enough political influence to stop an ex captain from repeatedly raping him with a car

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      too redpilled

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You know why. You are just an aspie who doesn't know how to carry out conversations so you are constantly "reenacting" previous posts and responses here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The guy who played him is a self-promoting butthole and nobody like working with him.
      After Gandolfini died he milked the story to self-promote by pretending like him and Gandolfini were good friends, when they weren't.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fricking gino framed vito and got him killed, i dont know why the crews didnt investigate further

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    300 bucks.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's a discipline daddy!

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just kill both of them. And pretend not to know them in the first place. Just act like you’re someone else.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Worst writing in the show. A fricking travesty.

    He'd have gotten out of it by going home after, coming up with an alibi, and acting outraged when the news got back to him.

    Two no-name randos from Yonkers aren't going to get Tony's biggest earner clipped just by claiming they saw him in a gay bar somewhere. If he hadn't run it would have been those two jerk-offs ridding a pool cue in a hotel room.
    1) The head of New York and was his brother in law
    2) The head of Jersey relied on him to fund his gambling addiction
    2.5) Tony hated New York and always thought they were trying to weaken his position
    3) Vito was a capo and they weren't even made men
    It was shit writing to have them rat on him anyways. The Wire depecting this situation correctly when Baldo walked in on the mayor's sexual encounter. He shut up and stayed quiet out of fear, thrn enjoyed a pay off for his discretion. Imagine your boss being fricking Phil Leotardo and trying to convince him his brother in law who he hangs out with every day is a "wienersucker" and not getting shot immediately. Even if that doesn't happen now the leader of Jersey thinks it's New York trying to undermine him by spreading rumors about his biggest earner. Again, knowing full well Tony fricking hates New York. It was a terrible idea. All Vito had to say was "They're lying" and they're fertilizing the pine barrens. Even when Tony knew it was true he was still grasping at ways to keep him around, much less if he doesn't believe it's true.

    They only way it could have not backfired on those guys catastrophically was if Vito admitted it on national television, or made a bunch of extremely suspicious phone calls and ran away. Which is exactly what he did.

    Dumb as hell. Terrible writing. Forced conflict.

    Vito's reaction and running was realistic, but those cronies thinking immediately ratting on him was anything less than suicide was insanity. They should be fricking dead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they weren't randos you speedwatching finook they were connected. carlo refers them as "friends of ours". doubtless when you hear that term you probably think they're buddies or some shit. didn't bother reading the rest.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Carlo, the guy who hates Vito and wants his position, immediately backed up the claims and enthusiastically offered to whack him? Makes sense, guys from New York are so trustworthy of course Carlo would instantly vouch for them. I guess they're somehow more "friends of ours" than Vito, a capo of their own crew. That totally makes sense anon thank you. Tony would be a fool not to take Patsy 2.0s word that some random New York guys are more trustworthy than his own top earning capo. I guess they were friends of Phil too, he loved them like more than a brother in law. God I feel so stupid now. How can I become a sigma brain like you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what you think that means but Tony used it to describe Arthur and Beansie both of which were civilians at the time. Arthur was his old friend at least but Beansie was just an ex-drug dealer turned pizza shop manager. I seriously doubt either of their word outranks a capos either. Maybe Arthur's since Tony clings to him as one of the last shreds of evidence he was ever a decent human being.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Irl this would be an incorrect way to refer to,civilians iirc. Friends of ours vs friends of mine etc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vito was just so overwhelmed with panic and paranoia that he made a bunch of missteps. Not necessarily bad writing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you do remember that it wasn't just those two finocchi seeing vito in a club, right? it was that AND meadows' newest boyfriend making eyecontact with him while he blew that guard at the site. dumbass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        See

        It only escalated to them calling Finn as a witness because Vito went into hiding.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >implying patrisi's son wouldn't eventually break and tell meadows that he saw vito catching, not pitching

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          incorrect.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gaslight everyone and say they’re projecting when they express disgust

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Might work

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly Vito could've sold that because Paulie was the only Capo who genuinely hated homosexuals but he would fall in line if Tony expressed his indifference. Vito made money and that's what they truely cared about. The issue was, like always, Phil "Grilled Cheese" Leotardo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you are delusional, having a homosexual as a capo was a disgraciad, infamia and unthinkable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are a moron who was posting on his laptop while "watching" Sopranos during Covid.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was just goofin around idk what the big deal was.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they dress like that? It looks fricking stupid

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Benny Fazio. Criminal mastermind

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why not just follow them into the parking lot and kill them? He killed that citizen who was getting his mail.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's a fat gay moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So distilled and blunt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That was in the woods, not the middle of Manhattan. Besides, he probably didn't have his gun.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ask them what they were doing in the gay bar in the first place, checkmate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Collecting protection. This is an old mafia moneymaker, well known and immune to criticism. Basically what started Stonewall.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kill them

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't Vito one highest earners? How did he actually run out of money? Didn't look like he was spending much money when he fled.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He has money, but it's unlikely that he took most it with him. It's like when Tony's going to get indicted and he tells that story about the guy who had 5 minutes to lam it and ended up in a seedy motel in "Elvis country".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sure but he could have easily gone back and grabbed it. He stayed in New Jersey at least a few days before Phil got to him.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Follow them out and shoot them.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was doing work for the CIA

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    preemptive strike
    >Call Tony just after meeting the two guys
    >Tell him that you decided to go undercover in a gay bar, trying to make business deals
    >When the two guy start spreading the rumor, get them wacked because they are spilling the beans about your secretive business deal.
    >Pay 50K to Tony from a deal that doesn't exist
    and wallah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shaggy snitched on him. The gay bar rumor wasn't enough evidence

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shaggy only snitched on him because the story was already out and Vito was already on the run.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Meadow was the one that got Vito killed. Finn told her before the rumors got out but she was the one who opened her mouth when carmella was gossiping.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vito offers you $100k USD to plow his Nikocado tier butthole. Do you accept?

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he was undercover

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the feds

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can pass for Italian. How do I start a crew?

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like he’s late for his fight with Guile

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should have pretended he didn't know them, then paid off someone for an alibi

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