How does he know which buttons to press?

How does he know which buttons to press?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this animation is adorable, i had forgotten about it
      thanks anon

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They do make blank keyboards irl.
    They're meant to troll people who don't actually know how to type, honestly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, if you know how to type the letters/numbers/symbols on a keyboard are largely useless, beyond maybe a handful of the ones that you don't use very often like ^ or "pause break". I couldn't tell you off hand where most letters actually are on a keyboard without the letters being printed on the keys if I had to visually identify them, but I don't need to know where they are visually since I've learned the pattern off using muscle memory and my fingers can go straight to them when I need to hit them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah? erase the letters and numbers with acetone on your keyboard and upload a video typing a paragraph with no mistakes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This might shock you, but I'm not about to go out and buy some acetone just to prove something to an anonymous person online; especially when I'm pretty sure acetone won't have any affect on the printing of keys on my keyboard anyway, since they're a transparent part of the letter block and not molded onto it. There are plenty of videos on YouTube of people extolling the virtues of using blank keyboards to learn to type or to program anyway, if you actually care about that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            hmm, so much for all that big talk huh?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The fact that you think that was "big talk" is on you anon. It certainly wasn't meant in that way, and the fact that touch typing is a thing hundreds of millions of people can do would make it pretty weak as big talk anyway. Or do you just think that touch typing is a myth or something?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stop replying to yourself, moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I DID THIS WIHT MY EYES CLOSED INSTEAD. WHAT DO YOU THINK? LET'S SEE. BEHOLD MY UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!

          Ok I made one mistake and accidentally hit the caps lock. Not bad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If that anon's keyboard has homing bars it shouldn't be difficult. Doesn't really fit with the picture as its a touch screen with no points of reference. If anything it'd be like darkening a tablet screen to the point where nothing is visible and then trying to use the on screen keyboard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I am blindposting. I don't think it will affect my typing, since I'm usually looking at the screen and not at the paint on my laptop keyboard. I d8did* make a mistake typing "usually" but I knew it and (hopefully) corrected it because I knew I hit thte wrong key.
          Did I do good?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ya for real?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw you realize you don't actually know your passwords, you just know how to type them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Happened to me with my phone's pattern, until one night I suddenly forgot and had to factory reset my phone

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            One of my ultimate fears.That's why I have sticky notes handy with my PW's just in case.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've actually had that moment once or twice, where I've panicked because I can't remember my password and just let intuition take over because I've typed it so often I know the pattern even if I can't remember the actual components of the password. Thankfully most things like you see what you typed so I can just type it in and then check it.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are we not allowed to have dumb fun entertaining shows anymore?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah cinemasins has poisoned people into thinking everything has to be a completely logically constructed puzzle.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because he designed it himself, for himself

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He read the manual and has a very good memory.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Practice

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He has already meticulously planned each button press 2 episode ago

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Power of stock footage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Has anyone ever exploited stock footage to win a /m/ battle?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Heavyarms ran out of stock footage once

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None of the buttons actually do anything. Someone else is driving and handling things and just letting him feel good. It's like a toy.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a genius

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's a genius

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no?

      [...]

      Was Klim a parody of Lelouch?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finally I can play Guitar Hero on the hardest difficulty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finally I can finish my 800-word essay on what not to do at a stoplight within five minutes!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > He doesn't type at 160+ wpm

        Pfffttttt...loser.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because He's Lelouch vi Britannia

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Home keys, son.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hehe.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's a super genius
    NEXT

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's part of the show's humor. Like all those pop-up windows that show up on the Knightmares screens when they're too damaged or connect a new weapon. No human being could read them all in battle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he can't speed read

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