>How does one get into Star Wars nowadays?
Why would you want that? Don't you have something better to do with your life? There is so much quality television and film out there, yet you want to waste your time on this slop for children, manchildren and morons? Shocking. But then again, billions of people drink, smoke and do drugs. The affinity for self-destruction and degradation is really something a lot of people have.
I know it's popular to hate on the sequels and if you get your film information from Cinemaphile you might have been conditioned to expect that things aren't nearly as bad as they're portrayed to be here. It would be erroneous in this case. The sequels are not worth watching even out of curiosity. They are just horrible with no redeeming qualities. I genuinely believe an AI could have wrote something better.
The prequels are an exercise in great concept, bad execution. There's an idea of a good story as well as interesting new planets and worldbuilding and some very memorable and likeable characters (both heroes and villains), but it's all marred by some strange performances, meandering and confused direction. If you want to 'get into Star Wars' then you have to watch them, but if you just want to have a good Sci-Fi film watching experience I'd give them a miss. They are highly flawed (but with some good qualities unlike the sequel films).
If you're brain damaged, aka autistic you enjoy the prequels. Which are horrendous films in every conceivable way.
I know that you're upset and you're reduced to name calling, you'll never have arguments or a coherent position for you're mentally defective.
Easy, you go 4-5-6 then you read the mass-market paperback novels from the 90s until you reach your own personal "this is bullshit" limit.
Maybe it's suncrusher, maybe it's yuuzhan vong, hell it could just be another book with that b***h Mara Jade
And that concludes your Star Wars experience outside of maybe building/painting a Star Destroyer/X-wing model like the ones you could find in the giftshop after the star tours ride. I dont know if those are still there or all replaced by funkopops
You still end up dissapointed but at least your soul isnt crushed.
Watch 4-6, after that 1-3, after that go into Star Wars Legends / Expanded Universe, I suggest starting with bounty hunter stuff, namely the bounty hunter wars series and Star Wars: Bounty Hunter PS2 video game.
If all you want is the visual medium, then this will suffice. >Episode I - Hal9000's Cloak of Deception
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Y8FBIsZIjUhwFiSNYCflyJlQmb55csKx/view?usp=drive_link >Episode II - Hal9000's The Approaching Storm
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Pl22J_tuml-eGu_6Op_FEcTIZX-FCLDo/view?usp=drive_link >Episode III - Hal9000's Labyrinth of Evil Alternate Version
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xm7DIiT2lmpE9XRawZBK7BDJao5XavHZ/view?usp=drive_link >Clone Wars 2003
Vol 1: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VXYsE6BTBzIxUKzv1ndf2pT_-GVGW53n/view?usp=drive_link
Vol 2: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Ap4--uJ3FjYtkEoN3Sy_ByoOkNSuySCV/view?usp=drive_link >Episode IV - The Heir of Skywalker (ilFanEditore)
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FFsTVUVbEHnaTi4elPblseBQ8qzLWgWB/view >Episode V - ESB Revisited HD (Adywan)
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WCeSWyEXsW0xkh4_EJv87fHYuypbkQ6r/view >Episode VI - Return of the Jedi Renewed (ilFanEditore)
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1bYJKHXH9eirMN9aH9RYHDAUhXLQgp-1R?usp=share_link
>gay ass fanedits by morons who think they know better than the actual director and editors >genndy's wannabe DBZ fanfiction
Gayest post on Cinemaphile right now. Unironically kys.
im probably gonna get alot of hate for this but im a massive fan of the prequels, so i would watch 1-3 then 4-6 and leave it because the sequels are awful.
>Master & Apprentice >Cloak of Deception >Darth Maul: Shadow Hunter >The Phantom Menace >Darth Plagueis >Jango Fett: Open Seasons >Dooku: Jedi Lost >The Approaching Storm >Attack of the Clones >Brotherhood >Shatterpoint >Medstar: Battle Surgeon >Medstar: Jedi Healer >Yoda: Dark Rendezvous >Dark Disciple >Labyrinth of Evil >Revenge of the Sith >Dark Lord: The Rise of Darth Vader >Kenobi >A New Dawn
I remember one OT fan hated Vader's No scene in RotS and preferred if it ended with him slaughtering people like in Rogue One. Dumbass nerd completely missed the point.
>1-3 is only good if you were 5 years old when you watched them
Same can be said about 4-6. You yourself hold it in high regard because you grew up on it. It's nostalgia. The OT is completely outdated nowadays, no matter what Gen Xers say.
Start from part 1, keep watching in ascending order until you watch part 6 (the last one). It isn't rocket science like swars fans like to pretend it is, Lucas made it easy for you to figure out the order by putting those numbers there.
Release order. It's a trilogy not too hard to figure out.
homie they gave you the order 1 to 9 and you ask in which order watching it? Really? It's just that simple.
Oh cool the poster is mostly sequel trilogy Rey is on it twice
Release order
a new hope, the empire strikes back, return of the jedi
congrats you're done
1 - 2 - 3 - Solo - Rogue One - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 -9
I don't know where all the series fit into the timeline. Never watched them.
>How does one get into Star Wars nowadays?
Why would you want that? Don't you have something better to do with your life? There is so much quality television and film out there, yet you want to waste your time on this slop for children, manchildren and morons? Shocking. But then again, billions of people drink, smoke and do drugs. The affinity for self-destruction and degradation is really something a lot of people have.
Look we found the janitor of other people's time.
I know it's popular to hate on the sequels and if you get your film information from Cinemaphile you might have been conditioned to expect that things aren't nearly as bad as they're portrayed to be here. It would be erroneous in this case. The sequels are not worth watching even out of curiosity. They are just horrible with no redeeming qualities. I genuinely believe an AI could have wrote something better.
The prequels are an exercise in great concept, bad execution. There's an idea of a good story as well as interesting new planets and worldbuilding and some very memorable and likeable characters (both heroes and villains), but it's all marred by some strange performances, meandering and confused direction. If you want to 'get into Star Wars' then you have to watch them, but if you just want to have a good Sci-Fi film watching experience I'd give them a miss. They are highly flawed (but with some good qualities unlike the sequel films).
The reality is the other way around.
Ep 7 and 8 > prequels = ep 9
If you're brain damaged, perhaps.
If you're brain damaged, aka autistic you enjoy the prequels. Which are horrendous films in every conceivable way.
I know that you're upset and you're reduced to name calling, you'll never have arguments or a coherent position for you're mentally defective.
Quit projecting, dude. The prequels aren't even that bad. Shit ain't that serious.
NTA but the prequels are in fact that bad
No they're not. Way worse shit has come out recently. It's just the basic b***h nerd take to think the prequels are the worst thing ever.
Star Wars isn't sci-fi, it's Space Fantasy.
>there’s people listing 8 & 9
Bahahahauaja be gone wid them
Easy, you go 4-5-6 then you read the mass-market paperback novels from the 90s until you reach your own personal "this is bullshit" limit.
Maybe it's suncrusher, maybe it's yuuzhan vong, hell it could just be another book with that b***h Mara Jade
And that concludes your Star Wars experience outside of maybe building/painting a Star Destroyer/X-wing model like the ones you could find in the giftshop after the star tours ride. I dont know if those are still there or all replaced by funkopops
You still end up dissapointed but at least your soul isnt crushed.
Basic b***h nerd take.
Watch 4-6, after that 1-3, after that go into Star Wars Legends / Expanded Universe, I suggest starting with bounty hunter stuff, namely the bounty hunter wars series and Star Wars: Bounty Hunter PS2 video game.
Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit
a-fricking-men
Star Wars
Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
finished
Episode Order. TPM's Ep I for a reason.
4K77/4K80/4K83 - Dark Forces/Jedi Knight/Jedi Knight 2 - Tie Fighter - Kotor I/II - Andor
If all you want is the visual medium, then this will suffice.
>Episode I - Hal9000's Cloak of Deception
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Y8FBIsZIjUhwFiSNYCflyJlQmb55csKx/view?usp=drive_link
>Episode II - Hal9000's The Approaching Storm
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Pl22J_tuml-eGu_6Op_FEcTIZX-FCLDo/view?usp=drive_link
>Episode III - Hal9000's Labyrinth of Evil Alternate Version
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xm7DIiT2lmpE9XRawZBK7BDJao5XavHZ/view?usp=drive_link
>Clone Wars 2003
Vol 1: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VXYsE6BTBzIxUKzv1ndf2pT_-GVGW53n/view?usp=drive_link
Vol 2: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Ap4--uJ3FjYtkEoN3Sy_ByoOkNSuySCV/view?usp=drive_link
>Episode IV - The Heir of Skywalker (ilFanEditore)
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FFsTVUVbEHnaTi4elPblseBQ8qzLWgWB/view
>Episode V - ESB Revisited HD (Adywan)
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WCeSWyEXsW0xkh4_EJv87fHYuypbkQ6r/view
>Episode VI - Return of the Jedi Renewed (ilFanEditore)
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1bYJKHXH9eirMN9aH9RYHDAUhXLQgp-1R?usp=share_link
>gay ass fanedits by morons who think they know better than the actual director and editors
>genndy's wannabe DBZ fanfiction
Gayest post on Cinemaphile right now. Unironically kys.
im probably gonna get alot of hate for this but im a massive fan of the prequels, so i would watch 1-3 then 4-6 and leave it because the sequels are awful.
You want to go home, and rethink your life
>Master & Apprentice
>Cloak of Deception
>Darth Maul: Shadow Hunter
>The Phantom Menace
>Darth Plagueis
>Jango Fett: Open Seasons
>Dooku: Jedi Lost
>The Approaching Storm
>Attack of the Clones
>Brotherhood
>Shatterpoint
>Medstar: Battle Surgeon
>Medstar: Jedi Healer
>Yoda: Dark Rendezvous
>Dark Disciple
>Labyrinth of Evil
>Revenge of the Sith
>Dark Lord: The Rise of Darth Vader
>Kenobi
>A New Dawn
IV, V, VI, Rogue One, 1st season of Mandalorian then stop
Rogue One sucks except for the Vader scenes.
I remember one OT fan hated Vader's No scene in RotS and preferred if it ended with him slaughtering people like in Rogue One. Dumbass nerd completely missed the point.
just watch 4-6. 1-3 is only good if you were 5 years old when you watched them, they are complete dogshit. Frick everything else off
>1-3 is only good if you were 5 years old when you watched them
Same can be said about 4-6. You yourself hold it in high regard because you grew up on it. It's nostalgia. The OT is completely outdated nowadays, no matter what Gen Xers say.
>Star Wars
>The Empire Strikes Back
>Return of the Jedi
the end
For Gen Xers Only.
>Original Trilogy
>Phantom Menace
>Attack of The Clones
>Animated Miniseries
>Revenge of The Sith
That´s it, anything else is non-canon.
Start from part 1, keep watching in ascending order until you watch part 6 (the last one). It isn't rocket science like swars fans like to pretend it is, Lucas made it easy for you to figure out the order by putting those numbers there.
Watch the original trilogy and then stop. Everything else is total shit.