How does one go about finding hisself a wife like this

How does one go about finding hisself a wife like this

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    By being yourself.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      worst advice i ever got

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually good advice but some simply take it too literally and don't hold back at all. You're supposed to filter the repelling parts of your personality. Don't expose that you can recite the entire dialogue line for line of the entire lotr trilogy on your first date. Instead just say you like fantasy movies and only go deeper into the topic if she actually asks for it. and don't ever pretend to love things she loves, even though you secretly hate them. Show some interest, ask what she likes about it, but don't ever fricking pretend to be something you aren't. How is that bad advice?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's actually good advice but do the exact opposite

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You're supposed to filter the repelling parts of your personality.

            kek, pretty much

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just be yourself, but only if it's not icky

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weirdly, the "repelant" parts of my personally women have found the most attractive. Behind the blatantly antisocial aspects, of course.
          IME, women don't respond well to:
          1. Poor hygene
          2. You not being wanted by other women enough
          3. Neediness
          I think women like competance, basedness, aesthetic sense, fearlessness, and how much you're attracted to them, plus non-neediness, giving a frick about others (unless they had a really bad father) and raging psychopathy in method.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've also found that I get laid more when I'm an what I'd consider being an butthole but the relationships never last either. I think only genuine chads can make long term relationships unless you're willing to settle down with an uggo

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I get with women more when I'm attracted to them. That's the single biggest factor. When I'm attracted to them and not distracted. It doesn't help that I find women pursuing me insanely attractive and don't generally like pursuing women. But women cannot make moves for the most part. So it's mad awkward.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                being attracted to them is the hardest part. I could never love someone or go out with someone that I felt was ugly. I just go to bars, get drunk and then dive straight into asking them out after a bit of small talk. it works quite well but then they'll leave me a few weeks after when they realise I'm broke and moronic in reality

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also women love megalomania and limitless ambition if it's paired with the ability to actually get it done.
          Basically imagine a male version of Danny from Game of Thrones, particularly after she Pumped Up Kicks'd King's Landing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You're supposed to filter the repelling parts of your personality
          that doesn't mean being yourself, you fricking imbecile

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            just be better. then be yourself. simple as, chud.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPWP

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even I hate me.

      worst advice i ever got

      It's good advice if you're based.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you might have to leave Cinemaphile

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    By living in a town of 100 people

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    country guys marry teens all the time then they leave them horny and neglected at home to go out on weekends. I've had an 18yo mom practically beg me to frick her inside her husband's house but I didn't wanna start a blood feud or anything so I didn't.
    dumbest dudes ever

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you just have to get out there anon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go get em, champ

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    back then you could just ask a 17 year old to marry you and it was cool as long as her dad agreed. He would because then he didn't have to pay for her anymore

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's still a thing but more discreet. I'm pretty sure my dad has been trying to get rid of my sister for over a decade now and she still bleeds his bank account

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He could just tell your stupid b***h of a sister to frick off because if she isn't gonna commit to 1 guy she's just gonna bleed 10 instead. So you might as well stop being a homosexual and let her do what she was already doing and not act like you can salvage her.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >for over a decade
        Why is nobody taking her.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          probably because she's a c**t

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >still bleeds his bank account
        if she bleeds at all she can bleed someone elses bank account

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      met a 60 year old dude on a construction site who bragged about getting a 16 year old to marry him when he was 34, he had 6 kids with her and they were still married. sometimes it be like that

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasnt she supposed to be 16 when they met in the book?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you just have to be a top 5 percent super handsome guy like he is and also live in a texas trailer park in the late 70s

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am looking for jobs in small towns right now. They look comfy

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought she was his sis

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How does one go about finding hisself a wife like this
    usually high school sweethearts is how you get these couples where the women or the men looks don't quite match, but they love each other and never fricked anyone else, it's called pair bonding, you will never pair bond in adulthood

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you will never pair bond in adulthood
      Why.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he hasn't so if you do then that means something is wrong with him and he's not willing to admit that. He'll respond telling me how he has a wife and kids but we all know that isn't true.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I banged a girl who split up with her long time boyfriend from school once and they got back together afterwards. quite jelly really, I've seen pictures of them now travelling the world together whilst I sit in my pants playing fricking Baldurs Gate and getting shitfaced. I don't know if he knows that I nobbed his waifu

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I consider getting back with my ex but then imagine a c**t like you cumming in my sweet girl and become enraged.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's what I do, they all run to me when they're broken and despaired. then go back to you after I fill them with joy again

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you should thank me really because it's only after they realise I'm a c**t they go back to their ex

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sit in your pants?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do for a while in the morning, it's nearly 1pm now so I've moved on to dressing gown

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the actress is some posh britisher
    why always like this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We have the best actors innit

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wash your face
    Brush your teeth
    Deodorant
    Cologne is fine but just a spray at most
    Don’t obsess
    Be confident in what you do and say, if you second guess or fidget about decisions you’ll turn them off

    There, you don’t even have to be particularly attractive

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank you reddit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's just how normal people live you fricking spastic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where do you think you are?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          in my head I'm at the pub, in reality, I'm sat at home in my pants arguing with you twats

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be confident in what you do and say, if you second guess or fidget about decisions you’ll turn them off
      this is the single most important thing really

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW no GF who can ride me with those thick thighs.

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