How does porn get "used up?"
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How does porn get "used up?"
How does porn get "used up?"
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sticky pages
magazines stick together from your cum shots
why do americans jizz into the magazine?
unless you wore a glove or some shit the oils secreted by the skin on your fingers would start to wear the ink off the pages where you were holding the magazine (that's why people who work with historical documents wear gloves)
only an absolute Neanderthal came on their magazines
You've seen it a bunch of times and it's no longer novel or interesting
You know over 99% of people that post here never fapped to a porn magazine right?
Now a keyboard, that's another story
you fap to keyboards?
floor tiles and keyboards mostly
To, no on moron
>floor tiles
A man of taste and culture, i see.
It must have been six years now since I first heard he was going blind, how is he?
seriously though, that floor!
Hi Satan, I have the PSD of that floor.
Yes for breakfast
>OHHHH YEAH U DIRTY bawd
>SPREAD THOSE MECHANICAL SPRINGS FOR ME
>AHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH
Spoiler that shit
>try to hit F12
>accidentally order a bowl of noodles
Cool, I'm in the 1%.
Sometime in the 1980s I was first exposed to porn as God intended: a torn-up and filthy magazine I found in the tall grass next to a highway. I spilled so much teenaged seed to those crappy pics.
I'm too old to be here and you were a teenager before I was even born. Get out of here Black person.
lel
>he thinks he's going to ever leave
>I'm too old to be
Do you think this ends with you turning 30?
This shit ends with either Cinemaphile or you six feet under.
>I'm too old to be here
that's literally just your own brain talking
>he thinks he's just gonna stop engaging with the patterns he's been training himself into since his childhood
people's brains are memory foam.
you can press a hand on the cushion to leave a hand print but it's just gonna return to the shape of your ass unless you stop sitting on it.
Based gen y / millennial
Gen X, but thanks fren
Found a Club International in the bushes at the park. Plenty of bushes in the magazine too.
Why did so many people leave porn mags out in the wilderness? I don't get it. I found my first off the trail in the park when I was like 13.
they live with their parents and dont wanna get caught hiding porn. they probably dug them from the paper bin anyway.
Hell yeah I remember finding some penthouse and club magazines in the woods when I was a kid
Like there was some porno fairy dropping them like Easter eggs for us to find. It was probably some hobos finding secluded spots to fap their brains out, though
>hobos throw porno mags around local footpath
>hide in bushes with their dongs out
>every once in a while some kid comes along and cranks one out to the littered magazines
you were setup anon
I made myself that question when I was 12
Now that I'm 45, I regularly toss porn magazines in the vicinities of school parks
I get it now
I get it
Is this legal?
littering is a crime
throwing used pornography into a field is recycling. throwing a stubbed out cigarette into a field is littering
Porn raids on other kids' forts were the best.
Porn magazine, no, but I used to read video game magazines and I remember this one page sized ad for some Smackdown game with Stacy Keibler in short shorts. Fapped to that ad so many times I can't even count since at the time we didn't have internet at our lake house.
In summer camp, some of the dudes would bring like bikini mags and stuff with them, and it was ok to ask to borrow them and go to the bathroom.
For me, it was the Sears catalogue underwear section. Also, I found a 70s porno magazine at my uncle's house.
My grandma left the sears catalog in the bathroom, in a basket next to the toilet. Very convenient for me.
mom kept celebrity magazines and one of them was talking about some book of tasteful nudes a bunch of celebs did.
pics in the magazine were censored but it was still more than enough.
Paris Hilton was in it sitting in a truck i think, and some laughing girl holding a chicken
A lot of people talk about jerking off to the Sears catalogue when they were younger, but I'm a lot older than that, back in my days you actually had to go to a Sears store and fricking whack off.
for me it was finding jazz mags at the back of a cupboard when I was like 5. I didn't understand what I was seeing but I knew I liked it. the proto-coomer was born.
You have to be at least 40 for that or had some weird dad or uncle who had them, I'm almost 33 and there was Internet by the time I was old enough to fap.
this website is filled with third worlders these days, anon.
I prefer magazines. sit on the toilet, shoot your load, wash your hands. all one and done.
My brother used to print out black and white photos from the internet when we would be forced to visit our grandparents home(they only had cable tv)
This was back in the 56k days before smart phones obviously
>You know over 99% of people that post here never fapped to a porn magazine right?
>Now a keyboard, that's another story
im old enough to do this but it was right at the crossroads of internet porn
yeah but... did you shoot your semen straight on the pages or what?
My dad used to keep porn mags beneath the bed and when my parents went out I'd go fricking crazy with them.
Later on my ma forced him to toss them out, I overheard him asking her if he should give some to me and she gave a firm no. Because of this I became more and more depraved to get my rocks off.
I'm now a massive degenerate giga-coomer lol, should have just gave me some spank material.
its not your parents' fault man... in no legitimate family are porn mags handed down to the son by their father wtf
Nah, it's my ma's fault.
You were supposed to steal them and never mention it ever again
2024 Cinemaphile has a lot of people from the third world though.
When the underwear sections get too much lotion on them and you can see through the page.
I used to jerk off to the bra and panties section of the sears flyer. Better times.
still just mindboggled that Sears said
>boy people like ordering stuff online
>and we have ALL this existing infrastructure for ordering in place and improved upon for decades
>you know what we should do?
>pretend that the internet is a fad and people will continue to order via our physical catalogues, make no changes, firmly root yourself in place and say "no, YOU move"
Which was the worst porn mag in you're country? In Bongistan it was Razzle, the girls were all amateurs and looked like they were crack addicts.
Early 90's guy here, we had magazines usually stolen from some other friends older brother. Internet was really bad at that time and shit loaded slow as frick and was poor quality. Only really able to get brazzers previews unless you used limewire which was also slow as frick. What was really the best was the softcore stuff that came on Showcase and TLN at night. I would stay up and watch it on a 13" TV with built in VHS (The same one I watched the footage of 9/11 on).
Of course when you didn't have a tape saved you could tune into much music and there was fappable content.
I feel like someone who was a kid when they invented the automobile. The world will never be the same.
>the best was the softcore stuff that came on Showcase and TLN at night
Cinemax aka Skinemax
I was a leaf so I didn't get that one. It was all spanish bullshit on TLN or those porn industry shows on Showcase.
I miss Phil Hartman