How does she inevitably ruin herself?
>Anorexia (the Anya Taylor-Joy)
>Boggening (The Zac Efron)
>Buccal fat removal (The Starlight)
>Obesity (The Architect)
>Excessive plastic surgery (The Meg Ryan)
>Other (The Ezra Miller)
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By being perfect.
Can she endure my wiener without breaking?
She'll laugh herself to death
Never (the Christie Brinkley)
Becoming my wife and pumping out lots of mixed race babies
Why does she make this face in every picture?
neurons can't fire when the brain is drenched in new england man chowder
Ssri. The b***h is beefed.
she has negative canthal tilt and saggy jowls. Her breasts are literally her saving grace. Its like a short guy with a huge dick.
prostitute with a moron face simped by actual morons.
she'll have a kid and age 10 years overnight like hershlag
>Advanced Rapid Accelerated Aging (The Millie Bobbie-Brown)
>FtM transformation (The Elliot Page)
>Fading into obscurity (The Kristen Stewart)
Kirsten hasn't faded into obscurity yet. You're delusional.
Seething footgay.
U r waifu a shit
She certainly has in your post
Boborexia
Boobening
Boobal tit removal
Boobesity
Excessive boob surgery
All of those are real threats for her
>Obesity
please I can only get so erect
She'll openly support Trump and get cancelled.
You gotta wait a decade for that, she’s too smart to reveal the power level so early.
when her politics arrive
she's openly a Trump supporter
I have no idea who this is
Kill all simps
Did you just land on earth and then open up Cinemaphile?
Sorry, not a homosexual simp like you
There’s 5 threads an hour about her. Seriously is this your first time on Cinemaphile? Are you not aware of your surroundings? What the frick is going on with you anon?
I don't pay attention to simp threads
Maybe you wouldn't too if you actually had sex
>thread about female actress is automatically simp thread
>never once opened a booba thread to admire
Holy shit an actual gay moron
>simp admits he's never had sex
lol, lmao even
>trying to convince anons that you’ve had sex to prove some point
Jesus you’re a loser
>assumes everyone is a virgin because he is
It's okay to admit you're a virgin anon : )
>don't pay attention to simp threads
Yet you're posting multiple times in one to defend your homosexuality. Interesting!
I'm posting because it makes you homosexual simps mad
Have fricking sex already
Heh. This homie be seething. Lmfaoooo
Cool profile pic
No you're just a brain dead homosexual.
lurk moar
Plastic surgery is the most likely, but she's a working gal raised conservative.
>Coke addiction (The Lindsay)
I'm hoping for The Architect
graceful semi-retirement when she gets married and has children with some minor roles or indie films when the kids are older is not an option?
(The Jessica Alba or the Eva Mendez)
It's latina exclusive
I think she's just going to get old and...maybe be a sorta hot old lady. She's got no reason to get plastic surgery, if she loses weight then there go her breasts...and she knows those are the money makers, she COULD bust a Bridget Fonda (but I doubt it).
I'm guessing she'll be another Susan Dey and fade into obscurity. Although she does seem to be addicted to fame, so who knows? I just don't see her being very versatile as far as acting goes. Like she's always her-herself. But who knows?
I bet she marries a politician. Remember I called it; she's a climber.
I doubt she goes the Gilly Anderson route. Her face is too weird, and her breasts are doing a lot of the heavy lifting for her attractiveness.
She would be just as beautiful without the breasts.
There’s always (The Susan Sarandon).
>tfw you unlock the canon happy ending
>She's got no reason to get plastic surgery,
A lot of people have no reason to get plastic surgery but apparently there is a lot of peer pressure to get work done anyhow.
>She's got no reason to get plastic surgery
shes going bogg herself and we will all cry about it. Jennifer lovehewitt did the same thing and she looked fine in her later years.
Drug abuse and starts doing hardcore porn
None, head shave
bimbomaxxing
Breast reduction to get more roles
She's been getting a surprising amount of roles for how attractive she is. Usually that doesn't happen because women hate looking at women who are hotter than them.
>”cut your breasts off it’ll get you more roles”
Haha, the age old (Sofia Vergara)’d.
what's her name again?
breasts will sag eventually or she'll get a nasty boobjob
By being in any romantic scene with a Black person
Actually scratch that, by being even around a Black person
she's definitely going to want a new face after this humiliating mog
So is this some on the spot commercial for this half phone thing or what? Looks like an award show but why would they linger on her for so long and even have camera angles of what she’s doing on the phone?
Award shows don't have white chairs and white floors dickhead.
I don’t think I’m a dickhead for not knowing that..
>I don't think I'm a dickhead
t. Dickhead
Nah I'm just joshing ya. The white seating, blue lights in front of them, the amount of Koreans in the audience and the focus on the phone/camera suggests it's a Samsung event.
you are gay
https://vocaroo.com/16eCla91gT8x
>Obesity (The Architect)
Here's hoping.
I want to marry Sydney and start a family with her
That's incredibly problematic of you