How does the Hulk do in DC?
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How does the Hulk do in DC?
How does the Hulk do in DC?
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>"Green Ge-girlath stronger than Superman"
Pretty well
I thought it was “stronger than even doomsday”
Who is stronger than Superman
You're right I remembered wrong but also
B-but Screwattack s-said...
Been that way for years
Superman immediately chucks him into the sun.
That just makes him angrier
That's the sun's problem now.
Gamma radiation
Now he can work on his tan.
>How does the Hulk do in DC?
Smash
Becomes genuinely great friends with Superman, who helps him manage his temper. Also gets on well with the Flash family and tends to get tapped for Speed Force problems because his own experience with Gamma has opened his mind to the more bizarre possibilities of science and the fundamental forces of the universes.
How do you guys think Batman would react to Hulk uncontrollably rampaging through Gotham?
Like this.
Followed by Bruce knocking out every tooth in Banner's chinlet jaw and throwing him out of Gotham micropenis-first with a warning: that if he ever dares set his cuckold feet in Bruce's city ever again, he'll manage to make Bruce angry.
And he won't like Bruce when he's angry.
I just want to thank you because this comment gave me a genuine laugh
>throwing him out of Gotham micropenis-first
KEK
As always, NOTHING beats Bat-prep.
All while the rest of the League laugh before they all chuck Hulk back to his dimension
>This headcanon
>When Batman can’t even beat Captain America
Literally already happened, blind and sobbing hulkC-U-C-K. Batchad made bawling baby banner his b***h.
Just like he did to Steve Rogers, in fact. And the sad part is that at least Cappy put up a better fight than Bruce “shits his nappy while begging Batchad not to hurt him” Banner.
And
>Just like he did to Steve Rogers
>Were just testing each other
>Batfrick admitting he would lose
Keep sucking that parental wiener
Why are you using marvel vs DC has an example? The winner was fan voted.
Batman outright said Cap beats him
He said they were equal fighters and it could either way And we never saw how that ended.
No he said BEAT
He said word for word "its possible you could beat me" he didn't say you would beat me.
So he didn’t say it would go either way batgay
I'd like to see a crossover of Batman trying to stop the Punisher.
There already was, Bathomosexual saved his gay buttclown from getting Franked.
What an ass
I hate Bathomosexualry but I hate Hulkhomosexualry worse so I guess this's a win.
He might launch him to space
Hulk becomes friends with the DC earth heroes and uses his powers to help everyone
The Justice League would be more fair and understanding to Hulk than the Avengers (the worst team in comics)
Would each of the different version of the Hulk get their own ring? Like, Savage, Devil, and Green Scar are all quite angry lads, in the way that the Red Lanterns like them.
I think Devil might get Yellow
don't forget Kluh
Or Titan
What if a black man joined that corps?
I guarantee you John went red at least once
Too OP.
Poorly when it comes to writing.
Well, that was a BAD time for an image swap, that could have got me banned.
What was it
DC trying to take advantage of Marvel not having a Hulk book at the time, so they made their own.
It sucked.
I like the Terrifics
He loses to Doomsday
Eventually Doomsday produces pheromones that stop Hulk from getting angrier and eventually, angry at all.
That was another person
>a green behemoth stronger than even doomsday
>who dies protecting superman from these invaders
So... you can still be the strongest while dead? I thought you had to stay alive and do feats to prove your strength. Does that mean sups has a strength limit?
But then at the same time battles thor as well. So then BOTH took on sups, but somehow Hulk is stronger because doomsday is?
By this logic:
>sups has a strength limit
>you can be the strongest while dead
>sups took on both hulk & thor but somehow still weaker than doomsday
>feats accordingly:
hulk > > doomsday > (either sups or thor & vise-verse for last place)
dc just stay away from trying to end the debate.
>>a green behemoth stronger than even doomsday
>>who dies protecting superman from these invaders
>So... you can still be the strongest while dead? I thought you had to stay alive and do feats to prove your strength. Does that mean sups has a strength limit?
It’s more
Vague Invaders > Hulk >> Superman and Doomsday
>fricking random aliens are stronger than the hulk who was suppose to be stronger than doomsday who was suppose to be stronger than superman who was suppose to be stronger than the hulk because it's dc and that why they they think they can end debates when it comes to their characters yet constantly frick with the story and science behind their feats
I'm done. Good night, see ya next thread (definite seething will always happen).
I think they were supposed to be Beyonder
That’s better I guess but still way too random powerscaling
>hulkcucks so buck broken they take Martian Manhunter feats as their own
Shameful...
It’s obviously Hulk
It’s why Thor is there since he’s the Hulk’s punching bag
>How does the Hulk do in DC?
Becomes a 2nd/3rd tier brute like Blockbuster or Solomon Grundy
Hulk would take a massive green radioactive gamma shit that kills everyone from how smelly it is. Then hed piss into the ocean and kill aquaman.
Like Shrek?