How doth thou respond without sounding enchafed?

How doth thou respond without sounding enchafed?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >“Speak up”
    Do that like three times and his momentum is gone.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      IRL this is what works. Responding to someone's badass quip is giving into their premise that there is a badass quip you need to respond to, which means you have lost no matter how badass your own quip might be.
      Dismissing their "clap-back" works by removing any obligation for a response and also makes them seethe since they have put their ego on the line.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was a gross display of male pig chauvenism. Women aren't objects to be bragged about

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bragging about getting a girl’s number doesn’t presuppose she’s an object.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually no I don't particularly care for apples

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Do you like apples?"
    I prefer pears.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *dost
    "Doth" is the 3rd person singular form.
    Go and write "I will henceforth respect and honour the sanctity of grammar" 100 times on the blackboard.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"555? She gave you a fake number, dumbshit!"

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    by stepping outside and beating the shit out of him

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I can't read your hand writing."

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore him

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >555
    explain why it's a fake number

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I got her number
    >Congratulations. It's in the student directory and she lives down the hall from me so I see her almost everyday. She's nice but unremarkable. Why are you acting like you won the Super Bowl by getting her phone number?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >words words words

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm imagining how bad the average Cinemaphile poster would stumble through this lmao thanks for the laugh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enchafed af frfr

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    give him a thumbs up and say good on you while giving him one of those quivering smiles you do when youre trying to cover up a frown

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    call the number and tell her the dude bragged about her being his trophy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      implying she cares about chad bragging about fricking and mistreating her

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't respond at all. It's such a pathetic cope written by Matt Damon. Dude wrote himself to be a genius who definitely can get laid.
    When you look at the scene with a clear mind, it's just moronic. This guy got a girl's phone number and he brags about it. It's so pathetic. I've gotten the numbers of girls and then never called them. Getting a number doesn't equal getting laid, and if he did get laid, why would that be something you rub into some guy's face? If you have your shit together you don't feel the need to rub it into people's face. It would be pathetic if this was something that happened in real life, but it's even more pathetic because this is Matt Damon's fantasy. He wants a fictional character to be jealous because he got a phone number.

    Also a reminder that the movie is dedicated to Allen Ginsberg, a NAMBLA member

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a Boston thing, bro

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut the hell up billy b***h breasts

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you have your shit together
      Did you even watch the movie?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am not a low IQ moron who takes everything at face value in the move and I instead look at the intentions of the writers and directors. That moment isn't supposed to portray the character as a loser who doesn't have his shit together. He is only supposed to be a loser who doesn't have his shit together in a cool way that is approved by Matt Damon.
        The apples moment is supposed to show him as the cool guy who totally owned the random guy and put him in his place.

  15. 9 months ago
    Oppie
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daily reminder:

      came here to post this

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S HUNTING SEASON

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dial the number and say Will gave it out to random guys because he's into cucking.
    Checkmate

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "make sure your kids give extra dip with the fries they'll be serving my kids"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds very mad, anon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But it's literally the point he made that Will wouldn't ever amount to anything and him and his kids will be poor.
        All while Chad is rich, and his kids go on skiing holidays.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >utterly btfo in the argument
    >b-b-but at least I'm not unoriginal!!

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder:

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't mind those apples at all. he's a harvard student that will soon have a prestiguous degree in economics and will go on to make millions of dollars and can afford any trophy wife he wants.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go out and fight him or pull out my bbc

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You got her numbah! You got her numbah!

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good Will Smith

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha congrats man, hope it works out for you!

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom likes apples.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now, I have it too. Thanks.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s obvious from the scene that she already knew ponytail guy, and had some disgust for him, so it’s likely they got super stoned together during a sophomore study session in her room, and he explored her southern colonies, so the only correct response would be…
    >so? wanna smell my finger?

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you like apples?

    Shut up homosexual

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Skylar: [before leaving the bar to catch up with his friends] Maybe we could go out for coffee sometime?
    >Will: Great, or maybe we could get together and just eat a bunch of caramels.
    >Skylar: What?
    >Will: When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.
    >Skylar: [laughs] Okay, sounds good.
    Absolutely crazy scene. Just completely red pilled me on coffee and the absurdity of drinking it. Going to start eating caramel to be just like Good Will.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your diabetes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      spending more than 10 minutes with this ass hat must be insufferable

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Great, or maybe we could get together and just eat a bunch of caramels.
      >okay sounds good
      >wait no you were supposed to be shocked and impressed at my ability to shun convention
      >do you know the name of a good caramel place?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Great, or maybe we could get together and just eat a bunch of caramels.
      >okay sounds good
      >wait no you were supposed to be shocked and impressed at my ability to shun convention
      >do you know the name of a good caramel place?

      His entire argument is moronic.
      >Will: When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.
      >Skylar: No, it's not. One is explicitly designed for facilitating conversation and the other isn't. You don't go to a chocolate store, buy a handful caramels, and then sit down at a table in the store and eat them one by one.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could tho

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          When have you ever gone to a chocolatier that had tables and chairs and nice ambience?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's not customary to do that, doesn't mean it's not as arbitrary that people picked coffee shops as a conversation place

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Hmm I wonder what will make for better conversation; a soothing hot drink, or sticky chewy chocolates
              There's a reason people don't go to All You Can Eat Buffets as first date options.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Better to drink something that causes anxiety

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your whole argument is that customs are established arbitrarily. You never stopped to think that maybe existing customs have logical basis for being adopted?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You never stopped to think that maybe existing customs have logical basis for being adopted?
                Such as? Bars are logical a gathering place. Coffee shops don't sound too logical

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe we could go out for coffee sometimes?
      >Uhh ok moron haha lmaooo
      this definitely works IRL trust me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le social constructs are arbitrary
      Wowza! This just really lets you know we are dealing with such a deep mind. The breadth of his insight and genius is breathtaking

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of human civilization is really just an advanced mating ritual. and all the bad things that happen in society is actually due to certain people or groups not being allowed or able to secure a mate.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah, bro. She's not even top 3 of the class

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAHA LOOK AT ME TOTALLY OWN THIS GUY IN THE WELL REHEARSED SCRIPT I WROTE FOR MYSELF

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    seeing 555 always takes me out of a show or movie.
    they should just spend the $120 to buy a fricking real phone number and record a funny message that plays when you call it. cheap Hollywood israelitegays.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can't even commit to a relationship because your daddy hit you, lmao

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"she's MID"
    >turn around and keep talking to my friends

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get aids
    >rape him

    Easy

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >memorise number
    >call her first and date her
    Heh... big mistake.............

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll be good for a few fricks but it's me who she'll come after when she's in her 40's and with two kids

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unzip fly, pull out balls
    >HOW DO YOU LIKE THESE APPLES, JANNIE?

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I got her number. How do you like them apples?"
    >"5-5-5-1-2-9-4.... oh sorry, what did you say?"

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just remembered I forgot to get pizza at the store today.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How doth thou respond without sounding enchafed?
    ITS NOT YOUR FAULT WILL

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >any girl named skylar has at least 3 incurable stds

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