kek
IRL this is what works. Responding to someone's badass quip is giving into their premise that there is a badass quip you need to respond to, which means you have lost no matter how badass your own quip might be.
Dismissing their "clap-back" works by removing any obligation for a response and also makes them seethe since they have put their ego on the line.
>I got her number >Congratulations. It's in the student directory and she lives down the hall from me so I see her almost everyday. She's nice but unremarkable. Why are you acting like you won the Super Bowl by getting her phone number?
You wouldn't respond at all. It's such a pathetic cope written by Matt Damon. Dude wrote himself to be a genius who definitely can get laid.
When you look at the scene with a clear mind, it's just moronic. This guy got a girl's phone number and he brags about it. It's so pathetic. I've gotten the numbers of girls and then never called them. Getting a number doesn't equal getting laid, and if he did get laid, why would that be something you rub into some guy's face? If you have your shit together you don't feel the need to rub it into people's face. It would be pathetic if this was something that happened in real life, but it's even more pathetic because this is Matt Damon's fantasy. He wants a fictional character to be jealous because he got a phone number.
Also a reminder that the movie is dedicated to Allen Ginsberg, a NAMBLA member
I am not a low IQ moron who takes everything at face value in the move and I instead look at the intentions of the writers and directors. That moment isn't supposed to portray the character as a loser who doesn't have his shit together. He is only supposed to be a loser who doesn't have his shit together in a cool way that is approved by Matt Damon.
The apples moment is supposed to show him as the cool guy who totally owned the random guy and put him in his place.
But it's literally the point he made that Will wouldn't ever amount to anything and him and his kids will be poor.
All while Chad is rich, and his kids go on skiing holidays.
He doesn't mind those apples at all. he's a harvard student that will soon have a prestiguous degree in economics and will go on to make millions of dollars and can afford any trophy wife he wants.
It’s obvious from the scene that she already knew ponytail guy, and had some disgust for him, so it’s likely they got super stoned together during a sophomore study session in her room, and he explored her southern colonies, so the only correct response would be… >so? wanna smell my finger?
>Skylar: [before leaving the bar to catch up with his friends] Maybe we could go out for coffee sometime? >Will: Great, or maybe we could get together and just eat a bunch of caramels. >Skylar: What? >Will: When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee. >Skylar: [laughs] Okay, sounds good.
Absolutely crazy scene. Just completely red pilled me on coffee and the absurdity of drinking it. Going to start eating caramel to be just like Good Will.
>Great, or maybe we could get together and just eat a bunch of caramels. >okay sounds good >wait no you were supposed to be shocked and impressed at my ability to shun convention >do you know the name of a good caramel place?
>Great, or maybe we could get together and just eat a bunch of caramels. >okay sounds good >wait no you were supposed to be shocked and impressed at my ability to shun convention >do you know the name of a good caramel place?
His entire argument is moronic. >Will: When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee. >Skylar: No, it's not. One is explicitly designed for facilitating conversation and the other isn't. You don't go to a chocolate store, buy a handful caramels, and then sit down at a table in the store and eat them one by one.
>Hmm I wonder what will make for better conversation; a soothing hot drink, or sticky chewy chocolates
There's a reason people don't go to All You Can Eat Buffets as first date options.
Your whole argument is that customs are established arbitrarily. You never stopped to think that maybe existing customs have logical basis for being adopted?
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Anonymous
>You never stopped to think that maybe existing customs have logical basis for being adopted?
Such as? Bars are logical a gathering place. Coffee shops don't sound too logical
>le social constructs are arbitrary
Wowza! This just really lets you know we are dealing with such a deep mind. The breadth of his insight and genius is breathtaking
All of human civilization is really just an advanced mating ritual. and all the bad things that happen in society is actually due to certain people or groups not being allowed or able to secure a mate.
seeing 555 always takes me out of a show or movie.
they should just spend the $120 to buy a fricking real phone number and record a funny message that plays when you call it. cheap Hollywood israelitegays.
>“Speak up”
Do that like three times and his momentum is gone.
kek
IRL this is what works. Responding to someone's badass quip is giving into their premise that there is a badass quip you need to respond to, which means you have lost no matter how badass your own quip might be.
Dismissing their "clap-back" works by removing any obligation for a response and also makes them seethe since they have put their ego on the line.
This was a gross display of male pig chauvenism. Women aren't objects to be bragged about
Bragging about getting a girl’s number doesn’t presuppose she’s an object.
Actually no I don't particularly care for apples
>"Do you like apples?"
I prefer pears.
*dost
"Doth" is the 3rd person singular form.
Go and write "I will henceforth respect and honour the sanctity of grammar" 100 times on the blackboard.
>"555? She gave you a fake number, dumbshit!"
by stepping outside and beating the shit out of him
"I can't read your hand writing."
Ignore him
>555
explain why it's a fake number
>I got her number
>Congratulations. It's in the student directory and she lives down the hall from me so I see her almost everyday. She's nice but unremarkable. Why are you acting like you won the Super Bowl by getting her phone number?
>words words words
I'm imagining how bad the average Cinemaphile poster would stumble through this lmao thanks for the laugh
Enchafed af frfr
give him a thumbs up and say good on you while giving him one of those quivering smiles you do when youre trying to cover up a frown
call the number and tell her the dude bragged about her being his trophy
implying she cares about chad bragging about fricking and mistreating her
You wouldn't respond at all. It's such a pathetic cope written by Matt Damon. Dude wrote himself to be a genius who definitely can get laid.
When you look at the scene with a clear mind, it's just moronic. This guy got a girl's phone number and he brags about it. It's so pathetic. I've gotten the numbers of girls and then never called them. Getting a number doesn't equal getting laid, and if he did get laid, why would that be something you rub into some guy's face? If you have your shit together you don't feel the need to rub it into people's face. It would be pathetic if this was something that happened in real life, but it's even more pathetic because this is Matt Damon's fantasy. He wants a fictional character to be jealous because he got a phone number.
Also a reminder that the movie is dedicated to Allen Ginsberg, a NAMBLA member
It's just a Boston thing, bro
shut the hell up billy b***h breasts
>If you have your shit together
Did you even watch the movie?
I am not a low IQ moron who takes everything at face value in the move and I instead look at the intentions of the writers and directors. That moment isn't supposed to portray the character as a loser who doesn't have his shit together. He is only supposed to be a loser who doesn't have his shit together in a cool way that is approved by Matt Damon.
The apples moment is supposed to show him as the cool guy who totally owned the random guy and put him in his place.
came here to post this
IT'S HUNTING SEASON
Dial the number and say Will gave it out to random guys because he's into cucking.
Checkmate
"make sure your kids give extra dip with the fries they'll be serving my kids"
That sounds very mad, anon
But it's literally the point he made that Will wouldn't ever amount to anything and him and his kids will be poor.
All while Chad is rich, and his kids go on skiing holidays.
>utterly btfo in the argument
>b-b-but at least I'm not unoriginal!!
Daily reminder:
He doesn't mind those apples at all. he's a harvard student that will soon have a prestiguous degree in economics and will go on to make millions of dollars and can afford any trophy wife he wants.
Go out and fight him or pull out my bbc
You got her numbah! You got her numbah!
Good Will Smith
haha congrats man, hope it works out for you!
Your mom likes apples.
Now, I have it too. Thanks.
It’s obvious from the scene that she already knew ponytail guy, and had some disgust for him, so it’s likely they got super stoned together during a sophomore study session in her room, and he explored her southern colonies, so the only correct response would be…
>so? wanna smell my finger?
>Do you like apples?
Shut up homosexual
>Skylar: [before leaving the bar to catch up with his friends] Maybe we could go out for coffee sometime?
>Will: Great, or maybe we could get together and just eat a bunch of caramels.
>Skylar: What?
>Will: When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.
>Skylar: [laughs] Okay, sounds good.
Absolutely crazy scene. Just completely red pilled me on coffee and the absurdity of drinking it. Going to start eating caramel to be just like Good Will.
Enjoy your diabetes.
spending more than 10 minutes with this ass hat must be insufferable
>Great, or maybe we could get together and just eat a bunch of caramels.
>okay sounds good
>wait no you were supposed to be shocked and impressed at my ability to shun convention
>do you know the name of a good caramel place?
His entire argument is moronic.
>Will: When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.
>Skylar: No, it's not. One is explicitly designed for facilitating conversation and the other isn't. You don't go to a chocolate store, buy a handful caramels, and then sit down at a table in the store and eat them one by one.
You could tho
When have you ever gone to a chocolatier that had tables and chairs and nice ambience?
Because it's not customary to do that, doesn't mean it's not as arbitrary that people picked coffee shops as a conversation place
>Hmm I wonder what will make for better conversation; a soothing hot drink, or sticky chewy chocolates
There's a reason people don't go to All You Can Eat Buffets as first date options.
Better to drink something that causes anxiety
Your whole argument is that customs are established arbitrarily. You never stopped to think that maybe existing customs have logical basis for being adopted?
>You never stopped to think that maybe existing customs have logical basis for being adopted?
Such as? Bars are logical a gathering place. Coffee shops don't sound too logical
>Maybe we could go out for coffee sometimes?
>Uhh ok moron haha lmaooo
this definitely works IRL trust me
>le social constructs are arbitrary
Wowza! This just really lets you know we are dealing with such a deep mind. The breadth of his insight and genius is breathtaking
All of human civilization is really just an advanced mating ritual. and all the bad things that happen in society is actually due to certain people or groups not being allowed or able to secure a mate.
>Yeah, bro. She's not even top 3 of the class
HAHA LOOK AT ME TOTALLY OWN THIS GUY IN THE WELL REHEARSED SCRIPT I WROTE FOR MYSELF
seeing 555 always takes me out of a show or movie.
they should just spend the $120 to buy a fricking real phone number and record a funny message that plays when you call it. cheap Hollywood israelitegays.
>you can't even commit to a relationship because your daddy hit you, lmao
>"she's MID"
>turn around and keep talking to my friends
>get aids
>rape him
Easy
>memorise number
>call her first and date her
Heh... big mistake.............
You'll be good for a few fricks but it's me who she'll come after when she's in her 40's and with two kids
>unzip fly, pull out balls
>HOW DO YOU LIKE THESE APPLES, JANNIE?
>"I got her number. How do you like them apples?"
>"5-5-5-1-2-9-4.... oh sorry, what did you say?"
I just remembered I forgot to get pizza at the store today.
>How doth thou respond without sounding enchafed?
ITS NOT YOUR FAULT WILL
>any girl named skylar has at least 3 incurable stds