How far would you make it playing Roy?

How far would you make it playing Roy?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Roy feels like the kinda game that was made to make a statement first and foremost, it's praised highly for the first 2 months of it coming out purely for its concept and not its gameplay, every annoying Youtuber plays it, then it goes out of style immediately because it's kinda boring and a year old so later they found out i was stealing industry secrets from peoples' brains

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have more fun with Ike

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made me genuinely kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK OFF

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made me genuinely kek

      I don't get it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fire Emblem joke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ROYS OUR BOY!
      ROYS OUR GOY!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haha I never noticed the meeseeks in the background there

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just hit level 41 today. You're here forever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so anyways, how's that level?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You simultaneously feel like the game is over, while feeling like you should be doing more in it, while feeling like there's no way to do anything meaningful.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonyrnous

    Rick and Morty season 2 was a special period, I miss it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you ever feel bad about the state of the show, the contract ends in 2027.

      I doubt this show will go on for 100 years anyways

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It really is anyone's guess where this show will be 5 years from now. Rick and Morty did the impossible by becoming super mainstream, so I can see the franchise still making money for Adult Swim via merch and apparel, but the show itself has become such an afterthought for a lot of its biggest fans. I don't get the sense anyone's DYING to see Season 8; they'll just be reminded that the show exists once the trailer drops, they'll tune in like always, and then they'll instantly forget about it again once the finale airs. Does Dan Harmon not notice how tired people are now?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't get the sense anyone's DYING to see Season 8
          After how boring the last season was, I don't blame them.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the most recent season was the best it's been since like season 4 minus the really shitty episode 1 and the crappy summer episode

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You LIKED the pope episode?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I didn't even watch that one lol I forgot that week

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the whole joke of the show is gone so who cares

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Does Dan Harmon not notice how tired people are now?

          Rib and morby still print money and pay his bills. Why stop?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick that sellout. Rick and Morty T-shirts can still sell even after the show's over. This shit does NOT need more than 10 seasons.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Evil Morty is so cool. Whenever he's not around, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Evil Morty?"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't get the sense anyone's DYING to see Season 8
          Well yeah, and I'm not surprised. I've said it before and I'll say it again, how the frick can an audience be expected to invest in a show that solved all its plotlines but is still demanding to be continued? Nevermind that every story beat they create tends to get solved in a singular episode then handwaved forever. It was clever and meta maybe once, but it got really obvious by the second and third time around that the writers just didn't know what to do with their own shit. Fans of RnM are starting to learn that investment in the show just isn't worth the effort.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grass tastes bad

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No more Justin Roiland, nonny. Wanna know why? Because he crossed me!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good ass season premiere, you grow to appreciate it with time too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed, especially given what we've gotten from the show since

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate this show because they still come up with some cool sci-fi ideas here and there, but it's rarely ever funny now. I kid you not when I say I find myself more entertained with new Simpsons and Family Guy these days

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I barely laugh at it anymore myself, I think the fact the most I laughed at the recent episodes was Rise of the Numbericons and that should be a damning indictment in and of itself.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >wiener-A-DOODLE-TWO
              It could be so easy to make this show concept work, but I think the present writers are so caught up in trying to be super intellectual and subversive that they forget it's a comedy and that they can chill out a little. The other problem is that Dan Harmon carries way more influence over the show now than back during those first three seasons; all the writers now are working under his thumb.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed, I hate to say its gone full Reddit but it really has gone full Reddit. I hate how the show has gone back and forth so often on how it treats Rick too, jerking him off for years and making him this OP badass when it was popular, only to start calling him out and attempting to point out all his flaws and have him grow and change the minute people started to get tired of it. The latter just feels incongruent and hollow to me, like damage control.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, Rick's characterization has felt pretty consistent these last couple seasons. He's slowly opening up to his family more and shedding his nihilistic "infinite Smiths" approach. It seems like the direction the show is heading in will make him appreciate the found family he has now and stop mourning over Diane so much. One problem I had up until the Omega Device reveal was that this show still tried to have stakes despite Rick's cloning backup program making the very idea of death no longer a threat. The writers still struggle with comedy, but the worldbuilding and soft-retcons have gotten me invested in the show just a little more now.

                My ONE gripe with the character writing is how Beth and Summer feel stuck in place, like the writers can't figure out what to do with those two. I had the same fears with Morty being ignored, but the S7 finale calmed me down. The writers still respect him somewhat.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >nu-Rick & Morty sucks
                >nu-Futurama sucks
                What the frick are we even doing anymore

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At least Futurama took roughly 100 episodes before going to shit, what's Rick and Morty's excuse?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They had an entire functioning industry behind them, which is now dead. R&M literally came out at the end of that lifespan. They didn't stand a chance.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Numbericons episode was trash though. One of the worst in the show's history.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You didnt like it because you're racist

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >they come up with cool scifi ideas
            Bro they just reference old scifi movies and shit. Its not new. Hell they had a twilight zone devil in the early seasons.
            The fricking purge
            An episode for sucking off cronenburg?
            Its not new unless you're a zoomer that thinks reality was black and white like the old pictures

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wholly expect Roiland to commit suicide and dox Harmon in his letter after last year

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the Episodes where the Dinosaurs came back to Earth and solved all of our problems and everyone was miserable without direction, challenge or strife because I can actually see that happening if we ever met a "enlightened" species for a bulk sum of us. Yeah it would be great at first but its either we create a Slaanesh or we go insane.

    It would be like that book Brave New World.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I might need to rewatch that one, I remember being a little bored by it. Nick Rutherford is the worst

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think only israelites/arabs/britbong workaholic manipulative commie tyrants cannot ever be content with living in an utopia. It's a genes/brain thing. Just kill all the maniacs who feel the need to do "grand" things and mass-breed the actual happy content intellectual sheeple , not the redneck sheeple into being content with life.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >intellectual sheeple
        oxymoron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely think the only people who would feel miserable are those who only consume content
      personally I'd find more time for my hobbies or take up something like rock climbing or complex DIY projects
      I used to make video games, but the pressure of making money off them killed off any interest in them.

      I'm not religious but what do people think heaven would be like - it would be just as "boring" as this scenario right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Good Place had a version of heaven where all you're needs and wants were met and it was eventually torture because there was nothing new to do and you'd eventually be a zombie person waiting around for something new to do. I can somewhat relate because the last week or so of summer vacation was usually boring because I got most of what I wanted and could do done and was looking forward to school just to have something new to do.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but in a hypothetical utopian world - you could just go to school / class
          Theres people out there who enjoy teaching, and others who enjoy learning.
          >The Good Place had a version of heaven where all you're needs and wants were met
          I saw this and didn't they just keep everything the same, but just let you have a nice day once you were "finished", one of the main characters just learns and becomes the best at everything liike making chairs
          seems good to me

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HE'S BEEN BROWSING Cinemaphile FOR 30 HOURS STRAIGHT

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why thr frick do people go to the University first? Level up in Community College and you unlock more friends, more romance options, and a CV bonus if you take the Night Janitor job!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could speed run it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just make sure not to waste your 20's on that japanese cartoons forum

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not taking Roy to blitz and chips just so you can find out if you can see yourself playing the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shhh don't spoil season 10

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think any Roy players get aborted?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miscarriage, so I can get the speedrun world record

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd knock. Immortality, over and over.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, how would you know in the first place? Playing Roy, your memory of your life outside the game is gone and you're now a kid named Roy. You have to live an entire life of another person in real time until you die. Although if you're just as intelligent as Rick you can be self aware that you're playing a game.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When's the last time Rick had drool on his mouth?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Provided I could retain control like Rick, I'd probably go buck wild like he did. If I lost my sense of self like Morty, I'd likely just live an unassuming life.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rick and morty made me throw out all my yellow tshirts and blue long sleeve shirts.
    Dont want some homosexual thinking i like shit and cringe

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is season 8 coming
    I need to know how morty is post-fear hole
    Whats evil morty up to?
    Will morty find out about all the pieces of him trapped in the roy game?
    Will morty get his own homosexual episode with another cute boy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ten bucks they'll never reference the fear hole ever again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2025

      And no, it will not be any better than Season 7.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grass tastes bad

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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