what version of back to the future did you see that had extreme racism and sexism. Boy, the only "racist" scene is when them honky white boys come by those band players and catch them smoking pot.
How far can you go back with modern dollars? Obviously coins are out of the question because they have the date on them but if you can go back far enough with a couple thousand dollars you could do VERY well
>new sound? isnt that just Under Pressure by Queen and Bowie? >what? no, baby. its nah, come on. that song goes dun dun dun dun dun dah DUN dun. are you even listening Vanilla?
>problematic movies doing all kinds of punchy down no no jokes >transphobic jokes >racism in my movies >no hecking diversity in my commercials!!!! >PoC cartoon characters voiced by whites >future late night hosts doing black face in comedy skits
OH GOD ITS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!!!! TAKE ME BACK DOC!!!! DOC, BRING ME BACK TO 2023!!@!!! AHHHHHH I HATE IT HERE, IM LOKING MY HECKING MIIIIIIIIIND!!!!!!
With modern scriptwriters, he'd travel back to 1993, kill Trump, then travel back to 2023 where Hillary is celebrating SCOTUS (RGB still kickin') making it legal for her to run for a third term. Biff, formerly a MAGA supporter, is now in prison for trying to shoot up a pizza place. Marty asks where his nephew is and learns that his brother(formerly sister) aborted him in 2022. A tear rolls down his face as the weather broadcast comes in.
'A balmy 85 here in August of 2023, thankfully the unprecedented climate accords have started working on bring in that down folx.'
The point of the movie was so he could have a romantic interaction with his mum when she was his age and everything else was to make it sanitised for a mainstream audience. ~~*Who*~~ made this film? They admitted this already.
>Marty starts rapping The Real Slim Shady >white dude gets on the phone and says, "Marshall. Marshall. It's Marvin - your cousin, Marvin MATHERS. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!"
>trannies on a lot of scenes >at some point they get into a gaypride parade
all this while none of this shit happened back then, and the gays would probably be put in jail if htey did half of the shit they do nowadays on public.
This isn't actually as bad as you're making it sound. He went back to when his parents were young adults. So this is only scary to people born in like, 1970.
When he has to go back to 2010 you can start getting scared
They would still make 1993 be like the 60s
How would that even work?
>racism everywhere
>men in every job
>etc
Stop i can only get so erect
what version of back to the future did you see that had extreme racism and sexism. Boy, the only "racist" scene is when them honky white boys come by those band players and catch them smoking pot.
>What racism?
>tHeM hOnKeY wHiTe BoYs
You blacks just will never understand, will you
How far can you go back with modern dollars? Obviously coins are out of the question because they have the date on them but if you can go back far enough with a couple thousand dollars you could do VERY well
Dollars have dates on them as well, you better hope you have a grandpa with $100 bills stashed in a safe or something.
damn I guess i never inspected them too closely
$20 bill has changed 3 or more times since 1990. Some places might think it's a counterfeit.
>Vanilla! Vanilla, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Ice. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!
Lel
Lmqo
>new sound? isnt that just Under Pressure by Queen and Bowie?
>what? no, baby. its nah, come on. that song goes dun dun dun dun dun dah DUN dun. are you even listening Vanilla?
Honestly, have him travel back to 92 in the middle of the LA riots.
>problematic movies doing all kinds of punchy down no no jokes
>transphobic jokes
>racism in my movies
>no hecking diversity in my commercials!!!!
>PoC cartoon characters voiced by whites
>future late night hosts doing black face in comedy skits
OH GOD ITS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!!!! TAKE ME BACK DOC!!!! DOC, BRING ME BACK TO 2023!!@!!! AHHHHHH I HATE IT HERE, IM LOKING MY HECKING MIIIIIIIIIND!!!!!!
>Marty travels back to 1993
>becomes D-Fens
>marty survives
>changes his name to John Connor
idk remake it
could be fun
in english doc
>watch the world premiere of Jurassic Park
>X-Files begins on TV
>The Web was invented
Not a bad year to go back to.
Also MTV is good.
Marty goes back in time and kills Bush Jr , Obama, Trump and Biden just to frick with the timeline
>goes back to modern time
>nothing changes
that's the joke
>nothing changes
Gore would have never gotten us into war with Iraq which means Sandam would still be ruling. Hard to say what else would have changed
>Gore would have never gotten us into war with Iraq
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Goes back to the summer of 92 to ensure Kevin Nash gets what's coming to him.
marty mcfrick
sir please i am doing the reading but you must be learning the english soon
With modern scriptwriters, he'd travel back to 1993, kill Trump, then travel back to 2023 where Hillary is celebrating SCOTUS (RGB still kickin') making it legal for her to run for a third term. Biff, formerly a MAGA supporter, is now in prison for trying to shoot up a pizza place. Marty asks where his nephew is and learns that his brother(formerly sister) aborted him in 2022. A tear rolls down his face as the weather broadcast comes in.
'A balmy 85 here in August of 2023, thankfully the unprecedented climate accords have started working on bring in that down folx.'
Doc, are you telling me, you built a time machine....out of a Telsa?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 141.62 kilometers per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
>doc i can't buy estrogen supplements anywhere!!
>Hey, I've seen this one! It's a classic
>What do you mean, you've seen this? It's brand new.
>Yeah, well, I saw it on ... YouTube
>What's a u-tube?
>You'll find out.
You'd hear a lot of casual use of the word gay
Do you think Marty would warn anyone about 9/11?
Yes, that’s the point of the movie. He travels to a time when his parents were his age and gains a better understanding of who they are.
The point of the movie was so he could have a romantic interaction with his mum when she was his age and everything else was to make it sanitised for a mainstream audience. ~~*Who*~~ made this film? They admitted this already.
>marty sings mumble rap
>"Guess you aren't ready for it yet, but your kids are gonna love it"
>Marty starts rapping The Real Slim Shady
>white dude gets on the phone and says, "Marshall. Marshall. It's Marvin - your cousin, Marvin MATHERS. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!"
Zoomer Marty invests in Apple, Microsoft and Google in his Millennial parents's brokerage account.
Go back to the future and enjoy 2023 a billionaire.
He’d spend the film talking grungy George out of killing himself and telling his mum you shouldn’t do 15 Es in one night.
>*gets up on stage and starts lethargically mumble rapping*
>"I guess you guys aren't ready for that... but your kids are gonna love it."
Marty fricks up the timeline and the Kings win the stanley cup
marty get pager
>trannies on a lot of scenes
>at some point they get into a gaypride parade
all this while none of this shit happened back then, and the gays would probably be put in jail if htey did half of the shit they do nowadays on public.
is Austin Powers was made today he'd be from 1993 as well.
Obsessed with the 60s
This isn't actually as bad as you're making it sound. He went back to when his parents were young adults. So this is only scary to people born in like, 1970.
When he has to go back to 2010 you can start getting scared
marty bring ipad
How fricked would your own Mom be?