How has he not got any roles yet? He's a better candidate for a marvel hero than Simu Liu
How has he not got any roles yet? He's a better candidate for a marvel hero than Simu Liu
How has he not got any roles yet? He's a better candidate for a marvel hero than Simu Liu
He can't speak english.
He can speak broken english but he's afraid of embarassing himself
Neither could Jackie Chan.
watching him play is more kino than anything d*sney could scrape up these days
this is correct. got to see him homer live a couple weeks ago, was kino
I want his lips caressing my wiener.
Made for a live action Major adaptation
can this guy revive baseball? he has to radiate more star power. literally the best talent since babe ruth
built for BAC
He kinda already did. Ironic that it took a Jap to save America's game, although Asian baseball in general has been far less soulless than MLB for years
>he has to radiate more star power
then he needs to leave that shitty Angels franchise
Doesn't America suck at baseball now? Their national team lost to some Cubans or some shit.
Pretty sure they just lost to Mexico and the Japanese during the World Baseball Classic. They had weak pitching but a stacked offense, which didn't matter because it was mostly the NPB guys that BTFO them in the final. Its tough in that kind of tournament since they don't play a lot of games though. They're definitely still great but per capita worse than the Carribean power houses.
They got second behind Japan. You no sport dweebs are hilarious
I literally said they were still great you moronic chimp, and objectively little Carribean shitholes put out more elite talent relative to their population than the US. Clearly a football player from that brain damage.
>Japanese during the World Baseball Classic
Ohtani vs Trout during the last-at-bat @ the Championship game at the WBC
kino
>Close friends and teammates to end a once every 6 year tournament
Not even israelitellywood can make this this up.
I watched this live, it was so kino. Normally baseball is gay as shit but Ohtani is based
no they lost to Japan. Ohtani struck out Trout for the win.
I mean its not like they lost to some random shitters, Nips assembled their strongest team ever and were real solid outside of a couple jobbers. Japan totally deserve it though and seeing Americans and butthurt Chicanos especially seethe about something they supposedly don't care about was 100% worth it.
>Japan beat America at baseball
>before America could git gud at soccer
Life is hard.
I don't like soccer.
I like the timer.
MLB teams didn’t allow a lot of their pitchers to participate, if we had Scherzer, and Burnes, and DeGrom we would have dominated.
1 old washed up fogey, 1 fraud and 1 guy that can't pitch 20 innings a season anymore without getting a season ending injury.
Is this achievable natty
>natty
He's in the MLB, so no.
casting a Japanese guy to play a Chinese character is even more racist than just casting some plain looking asian guy like Simu liu
Eh currently marvel has iron fist, a character who was written to be the defender of Tibet, pass his powers to a Chinese national.
>capeshit
Nobody cares.
That's like complaining they cast an anglo to play a frenchman or something. I'd be willing to bet good money not even chinks and nips can tell each other apart by looks alone.
what does natty mean? i've lurked far too long to not understand
naturally built body at the gym vs. steroid assisted gains.
thanks man
Does this even count as ogling? He's flexing shirtless right next to her and she looked over.
Is this natty?
Not an expert but he looks natty to me
No professional athlete is natty
What are the odds that he's not on roids?
I love him so much bros I just want to touch him, and I’m not even a weeb.
i can only imagine how much japanese women orgasm every time he hits a homer. no homosexual i just appreciate a genuine chad
son heungmin is a greater athlete than he will ever be, and he's natty unlike that roidmonkey
this, also playing a sport that actually requires skill
stop seething kim
LMAO Son is good but if you think he is remotely as exceptional and groundbreaking as Ohtani you are either delusional, Korean or both.
asiatics need to stop playing Starcraft and step it up, even population considerations aside the Nips crush these guys in baseball now and are arguably better at footy now too even though they've only been taking it seriously since the 90s.
asians simply aren't cool so can't be taken seriously with soccer. baseball is perfect though and shohei is the most soul athlete playing in any preofessional sport right now
soccer is for turd worlders
luckswing is not a sport
>ToT
He'll get TV cameos on NBC when he joins the Mets.
The Mest are literally no better then the Angels (well, actually worse this year kek) and nauseatingly israeli. Also he'll stay West Coast, guaranteed.
NYC has the biggest Korean population in the US & can offer him the most money so I'm guessing the Yankees
he doesn't want to play on the east coast
Steve Cohen needs to offer to suck his dick that’s the only way he can show he’s serious about having him on his joke franchise cause Steinbrenner Jr.’s a broke bum who won’t pay him anyway
God, those meaty biceps are going to look so good in a Giants uniform.
Dodgers*
Dodgers can’t pay him. They’ve mortgaged and re-mortgaged future with yearly expensive free agents that don’t pan out
>don't watch baseball
>no idea who this guy is
>not one anon ITT has referred to him by name
It's over.
Maiku Trouto
this was supposed to be the year of the Mets.
Barry Bondsu
post your reaction when Ohtani breaks Judge's HR record this year with 63 homers
>pic related
Why is her father embarassing her like this ??????
how hot will his baseball wife be?
his current girlfriend is really hot
Pic
a 10/10 nezuko
Awful pitch.
the other kid definitely has some black in it.
>definitely has some black in it.
So did the wife.
That coward refused to pitch to Judge last year
>NOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE A RANDOM GOOGLE SEARCH AND A KEK WHO GAVE UP NUMBER 62!
that sly look she gives at the end wondering if Shohei was really going to take up the father's offer
bros how do I get a girl to react like this when I look at her...
>control + f
>steroids
>0 results
also the timer pretty much killed basebore for good
>gets blacklisted from MLB because of a lying roastie
>uses his banishment to Japan to make literal youtube kino
He can't keep getting away with it.
Imagine being the Baystars paying this homie 3-4 mil and he ain't even top 3 pitcher on his team. Guess its even more embarrassing for him being reduced to a glorified vlogger for his semen slurping fans
inferiority complex since they were always conquered by japan and play catch up, doesn't matter that they basically build their country, a bit like african americans and americans
It’s over…
he gotta steer clear of those hoes
He's not marrying up some American born jungle asiatic, he will marry a pure Nipponese wife to carry on Japanese bloodline
Why is Cinemaphile slowly liking Japanese men? Is this a /jp/ psyop?
Take the NPB ikemen pill, homosexual
My nip gf made me watch baseball recently, and jesus christ, it's the most boring fricking sport I've ever watched. Cant imagine wasting your life watching such a dogshit slow game.
Well, we can't all have good taste or not be a dopamine fried moron
Damn your girlfriend must have a thing for low iq morons then
baseball has the potential to be kino of the highest order.
Because he's a full time athlete and Baseball runs like 5 games a week. Also it hurts that he's the only player who isn't complete shit on my team
he's ok I prefer just watching side armed pitchers more entertaining
It would take time away from baseball, which he concentrates on 12+ hours per day.
Is that MXR? I miss his Skyrim mod reviews. Too bad israelitetube had it out for him like no other.
how did he get those gainz in less than 2 years?
I want to see the anglels make the playoffs before he leaves tbh
>Have two generational talents on your payroll
>Never make the playoffs
KWAB
Angels management is too cheap. Which is weird considering they're in SoCal
Uh, he's kinda got another thing going on most of the time
A team should honestly offer him a percentage of their franchise in their free agent pitch.