how have they not made a massive shitty studio biopic of david bowie yet? is he just too respected to have one made on him?
how have they not made a massive shitty studio biopic of david bowie yet?
how have they not made a massive shitty studio biopic of david bowie yet? is he just too respected to have one made on him?
nobody gay enough to play him
Tilda Swinton
Although not a shitstabber, Michael Sheen would be perfect.
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There is no evidence that he was an actual gay.
There are at least a few proving otherwise.
He fricked Mick Jagger.
Jagger's not gay, has the many children and many ex-wives to prove it.
Just because they did a mountain of cocaine and pranced around like homosexuals for "Dancing in the Street" video doesn't mean they sucked each other's dicks.
Bowie infamously pretended to be bisexual for clout and controversy, no one could have conceived of him lying about it so everyone believed it.
Unabashedly based, playing the tastemakers and gatekeepers for fools is the essence of success in entertainment, as is stealing from your competitors.
Bowie's adeptness at "playing the game" is his real crowning achievement and lesson
If Sophie Turner can play Boy George, Tilda Swindon can play Bowie for sure.
they probably dont want people going
>WAOW did u kno he used to say hitler was a rock star?
>WAOW did u kno he had sex with an underage girl?
(he didn't btw)
too much drugs and degenerate sex
where is the conflict? his life was just one success after another
he got cancer. they could make it like a tragedy or something
He was addicted to coke and lived off of peppers (for some reason) and milk. The movie could take place a bit before and during the making of the Berlin Trilogy
>He was addicted to coke
2. He went through a racist phase
he's just like me
A David Lynch-directed Berlin Trilogy movie would be fricking kino
I would love to see that.
>A David Lynch-directed Berlin Trilogy movie would be fricking kino
What's the plot, a friendly worm that lives in David's ear actually wrote all the songs?
You think he just came up with space oddity one morning and that's it? He was a complete failure before that
This
>where is the conflict?
Bowie put on his new album at a party once. McCartney and Lennon were there. Bowie wanted to put it on a second time and McCartney said: "Let's put on something else."
Bowie never let that go. He was forever seething.
Iman is a real one. She would be against it.
>too respected t
he's a pedo
They've made a few budget ones that were poorly received and didn't make much money.
Was that the one that didn't have the rights to use his music?
1. He was a bit of a pedo
2. He went through a racist phase (same time a Eric Clapton)
>1. He was based
>2. He was based
now i understand why Hollywood won't make a biopic
> racist phase
>"Hitler was the first Rockstar."
I think it was just him wanting to be an edgelord.
he was in character
>le pedo
man, I wish zoomers would just frick off
>not my heckin hack rockstarino!
i wish millennials would drop dead
>SHE WAS 26 BUT STILL DIDN'T HAVE 3 ABORTIONS AND AN ONLYFANS ACCOUNT, SHE HADN'T TRAVELED ALONE TO THAILAND AND DUBAI YET, AND SHE WASNT DONE EXPLORING HERSELF, YOU SICK FRICK!
cope. girls are fricking from the second they hit puberty. meanwhile you're a virgin in your mid 20s obsessed with AoC
>laws for thee not for me
get a grip
>Hitler was the first Rockstar
He wasn't the first person to feel that way. It was their generation's only frame of reference for the mass hysteria of pop stardom.
He could've said 'Jesus was the first rockstar'. Don't act like he didn't knew what he was doing when he made a statement like that. He was farming (You)'s and attention. In a negative way.
*know
How was he a pedo?
>How was he a pedo?
Technically he wasn't, as the girls weren't prepubescent. But he's known to have fricked 14 and 15 year old fans. If you're a famous rockstar everyone seems to handwave it away.
He earned dem keedz
Shamone Ow!
The only biopic the Bowie family will officially allow is mastabatory self aggrandisement tripe like that Moonage Daydream film that came out recently.
>is he just too respected to have one made on him?
No such thing for Hollywood. Bowie's family sold all his works rights to Warner Bros., so it's just a matter of time.
Frick that shit, we have actual Bowiekino like Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence to enjoy.
Also bros I've been listening to Scary Monsters on repeat for like 3 days, it's so goddamn good. Teenage Wildlife is legitimately one of the most beautiful songs ever written.
Also I've been listening to Scary
>Bowiekino
Merry Christmas is great. There's also Twin Peaks.
What did we think of it Bowiebros
Why are did they use the Iron Maiden font?
>Teenage Wildlife
It's like a wonky version of Heroes. I've never been able to get in to Bowie, I kind of wish I could.
I enjoyed this movie, the music is great but Bowie sucking on his crooked teeth every goddamn second he's on screen distracted me to no end.
No one will believe me, but I talked to his daughter Lexi Jones on omegle maybe 2 years ago for like 6 or 7 hours and she was railing lines of cocaine the whole time lol. She was cool.
His estate probably doesnt want it. Also white male black female is the wrong combo atm.
For me its Young Americans.
For me, it's Blackout particularly this live version. The drumming is just immaculate.
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Maybe they're waiting for him to actually die.
this, i saw him shitpost on Cinemaphile last month
Guys, David Bowies corpse flew over my house just now!
I met him on the stairs. We spoke of was and when, and although I wasn't there, he said I was his friend
ENTER
What movies that he's acted in are good?
Merry Christmas, Mr. Larwerence
Labyrinth
>respected
He made like 1000 albums and had about 7 hits
and the only reason why his "albums" were well received was because he surrounded himself with talent. guy could barely sing.
Bowie could actually sing really well. And surrounding yourself with the right people or getting them to go along with your vision is a talent all of its own.
what vision? he just copied others. and he really couldn't sing (eg the reality album) but of course you're a delusional fanboy so i'm not even going to bother
I'm not. I've listened to Bowie's greatest hits album, which is 2 cd's and I could distill them to maybe 10 songs I really like.
>What vision
read up some more.
listen to music some more moron
Bring Me The Disco King is one of his best songs and some of his best singing. Cope and seethe, contrarian
Accused by some of being a fickle changeling, a trend-follower and parasite on the originality of others, this was to misunderstand his genius, which was to catch the invisible tail of what was in the air, the dialectical motions of the pop times, and, craftsman that he ultimately was, convert it into a tangible pop narrative, a public psychodrama which mirrored the drug-addled volatility and uncontrollable momentum of his private/public life as the pop superstar of the 1970s.
I watched that Moonage Daydream documentary recently and wanted to kill myself of boredom.
His life really wasn't that interesting.
>ching chong my china girl is built for bwc
>visions of swastikas in my head
He was one of the original shitposters, much too problematic.
The Hitlerite chud to black gf pipeline is real
CHUBBY LITTLE LOSER
NO ONE'S BLOODY LAUGHING
not gay enough for hollywood
No one beautiful enough to play him