how have they not made a massive shitty studio biopic of david bowie yet?

how have they not made a massive shitty studio biopic of david bowie yet? is he just too respected to have one made on him?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody gay enough to play him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tilda Swinton

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Although not a shitstabber, Michael Sheen would be perfect.

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no evidence that he was an actual gay.
      There are at least a few proving otherwise.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He fricked Mick Jagger.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jagger's not gay, has the many children and many ex-wives to prove it.
          Just because they did a mountain of cocaine and pranced around like homosexuals for "Dancing in the Street" video doesn't mean they sucked each other's dicks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      sage

      Bowie infamously pretended to be bisexual for clout and controversy, no one could have conceived of him lying about it so everyone believed it.
      Unabashedly based, playing the tastemakers and gatekeepers for fools is the essence of success in entertainment, as is stealing from your competitors.
      Bowie's adeptness at "playing the game" is his real crowning achievement and lesson

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tilda Swinton

      If Sophie Turner can play Boy George, Tilda Swindon can play Bowie for sure.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they probably dont want people going
    >WAOW did u kno he used to say hitler was a rock star?
    >WAOW did u kno he had sex with an underage girl?
    (he didn't btw)

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too much drugs and degenerate sex

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where is the conflict? his life was just one success after another

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he got cancer. they could make it like a tragedy or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was addicted to coke and lived off of peppers (for some reason) and milk. The movie could take place a bit before and during the making of the Berlin Trilogy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He was addicted to coke

        1. He was a bit of a pedo
        2. He went through a racist phase (same time a Eric Clapton)

        2. He went through a racist phase

        he's just like me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A David Lynch-directed Berlin Trilogy movie would be fricking kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would love to see that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A David Lynch-directed Berlin Trilogy movie would be fricking kino
        What's the plot, a friendly worm that lives in David's ear actually wrote all the songs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think he just came up with space oddity one morning and that's it? He was a complete failure before that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >where is the conflict?

      Bowie put on his new album at a party once. McCartney and Lennon were there. Bowie wanted to put it on a second time and McCartney said: "Let's put on something else."
      Bowie never let that go. He was forever seething.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Iman is a real one. She would be against it.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >too respected t
    he's a pedo

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They've made a few budget ones that were poorly received and didn't make much money.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was that the one that didn't have the rights to use his music?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. He was a bit of a pedo
    2. He went through a racist phase (same time a Eric Clapton)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1. He was based
      >2. He was based
      now i understand why Hollywood won't make a biopic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > racist phase
      >"Hitler was the first Rockstar."

      I think it was just him wanting to be an edgelord.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he was in character

        1. He was a bit of a pedo
        2. He went through a racist phase (same time a Eric Clapton)

        >too respected t
        he's a pedo

        >le pedo
        man, I wish zoomers would just frick off

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not my heckin hack rockstarino!
          i wish millennials would drop dead

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >SHE WAS 26 BUT STILL DIDN'T HAVE 3 ABORTIONS AND AN ONLYFANS ACCOUNT, SHE HADN'T TRAVELED ALONE TO THAILAND AND DUBAI YET, AND SHE WASNT DONE EXPLORING HERSELF, YOU SICK FRICK!
            cope. girls are fricking from the second they hit puberty. meanwhile you're a virgin in your mid 20s obsessed with AoC

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >laws for thee not for me

              get a grip

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hitler was the first Rockstar
        He wasn't the first person to feel that way. It was their generation's only frame of reference for the mass hysteria of pop stardom.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He could've said 'Jesus was the first rockstar'. Don't act like he didn't knew what he was doing when he made a statement like that. He was farming (You)'s and attention. In a negative way.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How was he a pedo?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How was he a pedo?
        Technically he wasn't, as the girls weren't prepubescent. But he's known to have fricked 14 and 15 year old fans. If you're a famous rockstar everyone seems to handwave it away.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He earned dem keedz
    Shamone Ow!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only biopic the Bowie family will officially allow is mastabatory self aggrandisement tripe like that Moonage Daydream film that came out recently.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is he just too respected to have one made on him?
    No such thing for Hollywood. Bowie's family sold all his works rights to Warner Bros., so it's just a matter of time.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that shit, we have actual Bowiekino like Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence to enjoy.
    Also bros I've been listening to Scary Monsters on repeat for like 3 days, it's so goddamn good. Teenage Wildlife is legitimately one of the most beautiful songs ever written.
    Also I've been listening to Scary

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bowiekino
      Merry Christmas is great. There's also Twin Peaks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did we think of it Bowiebros

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are did they use the Iron Maiden font?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Teenage Wildlife
      It's like a wonky version of Heroes. I've never been able to get in to Bowie, I kind of wish I could.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed this movie, the music is great but Bowie sucking on his crooked teeth every goddamn second he's on screen distracted me to no end.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one will believe me, but I talked to his daughter Lexi Jones on omegle maybe 2 years ago for like 6 or 7 hours and she was railing lines of cocaine the whole time lol. She was cool.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His estate probably doesnt want it. Also white male black female is the wrong combo atm.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me its Young Americans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Blackout particularly this live version. The drumming is just immaculate.

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  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe they're waiting for him to actually die.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, i saw him shitpost on Cinemaphile last month

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guys, David Bowies corpse flew over my house just now!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I met him on the stairs. We spoke of was and when, and although I wasn't there, he said I was his friend

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What movies that he's acted in are good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Merry Christmas, Mr. Larwerence
      Labyrinth

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >respected
    He made like 1000 albums and had about 7 hits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and the only reason why his "albums" were well received was because he surrounded himself with talent. guy could barely sing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bowie could actually sing really well. And surrounding yourself with the right people or getting them to go along with your vision is a talent all of its own.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what vision? he just copied others. and he really couldn't sing (eg the reality album) but of course you're a delusional fanboy so i'm not even going to bother

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not. I've listened to Bowie's greatest hits album, which is 2 cd's and I could distill them to maybe 10 songs I really like.
            >What vision
            read up some more.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              listen to music some more moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bring Me The Disco King is one of his best songs and some of his best singing. Cope and seethe, contrarian

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Accused by some of being a fickle changeling, a trend-follower and parasite on the originality of others, this was to misunderstand his genius, which was to catch the invisible tail of what was in the air, the dialectical motions of the pop times, and, craftsman that he ultimately was, convert it into a tangible pop narrative, a public psychodrama which mirrored the drug-addled volatility and uncontrollable momentum of his private/public life as the pop superstar of the 1970s.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched that Moonage Daydream documentary recently and wanted to kill myself of boredom.
    His life really wasn't that interesting.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ching chong my china girl is built for bwc
    >visions of swastikas in my head
    He was one of the original shitposters, much too problematic.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Hitlerite chud to black gf pipeline is real

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHUBBY LITTLE LOSER
    NO ONE'S BLOODY LAUGHING

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not gay enough for hollywood

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one beautiful enough to play him

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