>this isn't a Youtube cosplay fan movie
>this is a multi million dollar Netflix production
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>this isn't a Youtube cosplay fan movie
>this is a multi million dollar Netflix production
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>this unthreatening random hobo is Gold Roger
>those awful camera angles
>ALL THESE CLOSE-UPS
WHY?
This is cowboy bebop all over again.
You know what the issue of them being woke or not is secondary. They are fricking amateurs.
These. Lighting, color grading, cinematography, they're all amateurs
>You know what the issue of them being woke or not is secondary. They are fricking amateurs.
the two things are connected. I bet they hired a bunch of women / minorities in the production
They aren't amateurs they are professional scammers.
>You know what the issue of them being woke or not is secondary.
But its not secondary. Being woke is the reason these mediocre people get hired in the first place.
because any director worth their salt wouldnt dare touch shit tier anime. You cannot polish a turd
Roger unironically looks good considering that canonically he was dying from a disease by the end of his life
>Roger is a random guy with no devil fruit powers and not a 12 foot giant with a logia
Soul.
How was he so strong?
Haki, son! He just wanted it more.
he hates israelites
Did he not have fruit powers?
extreme retcon like how shanks was maimed by lor d coast
>ALL THESE CLOSE-UPS
because they're banking on its Hispanic fanbase to spam the close ups on twitter as reaction images
>this unthreatening random hobo is Gold Roger
he ever looked threatening? i don't think this series is for you if you think Gol d Roger is meant to be threatening
awful camera angles
You mean dutch angles? I never got their purpose here.
>>ALL THESE CLOSE-UPS
Frick, closeups are good, live-action should use more them.
other than luffy and shanks crew, pretty much any random powerful character is going to be >8 feet tall and built like a tank
how are they going to show this
>doesn't say One Piece or "one place"
>everyone just calls the treasure One Piece for no reason.
Anime is a superior medium, why adapt it to a worse one?
Money laundering or something
Anime refuses to use Black folk
Oy vey he dont know, well well well.
>anime
>medium
are you an ESL? they're literally cartoons you dumb frick. german books aren't a medium. French paintings aren't a medium. have a nice day.
Are you single digit iq? Animation is a medium, you dumb frick.
because of underage Cinemaphile tourists
Studio execs are fundamentally moronic.
Realistically I think this is the best it can look in live action, the real offender is Arlong
I think it's the worst it can look. You don't just try to adapt shit 1:1, this is moronic
It's like how new Final Fantasy games try realistic graphics but still go for anime hair, so everyone just looks like an insane flamboyant homosexual freak
>JP Morgan
always follow the money
The main problem is the overall low quality of how is made, the costumes, the cinematography, etc, it all looks bland and awful
They put an unnecessary burden on all the actors, that's why all the close-ups, is because they don't know how to stage the scenes.
Is krieg in the show or not?
I haven't seen any screengrabs or webms of him
Who cares?
I do
Damn that's very lame
Yes but barely. No Luffy fight.
How much did they adapt?
End of Arlong Park.
Eh? But I thought they only made 10 episodes, how much did they rush? How can there be no Krieg fight, did they skip Baratie?
the first ep is like 1hr and I'm pretty sure nami and zoro are already in the crew by the end of it, or during episode 2
they skip a loooot
>they skip a loooot
They have to. The anime moves at a snail's pace because of all the world building.
>all the world building.
the only part of the anime I've watched are the latest big episodes and they spend several episodes retreading the same shit over and over and standing around shouting at eachother with the most basic dialogue imaginable. when a fight scene takes 4+ episodes it's poorly paced no matter how "epic" you're trying to make the fight seem.
Are there blacks everywhere among the background characters?
It was shot in South Africa by one of the kings of poz. What do you think?
>It was shot in South Africa
grim
>It was shot in South Africa
Damn so I was close when i said it looks like an African slum
that's clearly italy bro
kek they photoshopped positano
>you can literally see the buildings
lmao
their "creative" process is basically a woke female writer going to vacation in italy and using instagram pictures from places she liked
wow, such imaginative power
KEK
photobashing monterosso is next.
18m budget per episode btw
>lgbt island
kys tranitalyx
>colors are lgbt property
>gays own the electromagnetic spectrum
ok
>18m budget per episode btw
A 3 second establishing shot is not where all the budget goes to you moron, and the establishing shots look good
Did you know all the locations in GoT were actual real life places they photobashed too? Or are you actually this fricking moronic?
frick off shill
Is that Hawk Eyes?
Why do cameras no longer feel cinematic? Why do they all look like they could be shot from iphones?
They do, it's just specifically this awful show for some reason
It genuinely looks like Youtube shit and I said this since the first trailer
Also yes there are blacks everywhere in the background. Everywhere
I feel we returned to that first era of made for dvd movies wich all looked like shit and way worse than any b movie for vhs
The people in charge don't know shit about making film, thats why. Is not a technological issue.
Even fricking reality tv shows have better looking shots than this.
Looks pretty good
kek
Netflix shills are shameless
It looks horrible. The close-ups are insanely moronic, everything looks like it was filmed with a camera, some background characters just look like normal people you would see outside in normal clothes, then others wear what looks like $10 cosplay costumes and gaudy colors that don't go along with the brown, gray backgrounds at all
It's worse than expected, somehow. The last trailers weren't so bad
What a stupid excuse for a shitty unfitting actor
>with a camera
*phone camera
Also random DoF and blur everywhere
>What a stupid excuse for a shitty unfitting actor
He looks exactly like Gol D. Roger (before he was retconned into Pink Moustache Luffy)
>everything looks like it was filmed with a camera
no shit sherlock
>some background characters just look like normal people you would see outside in normal clothes, then others wear what looks like $10 cosplay costumes and gaudy colors that don't go along with the brown, gray backgrounds at all
Soooo....like the manga and the anime?
>everything looks like it was filmed with a camera
you might be on to something
I think I would be more upset if they changed the design to be more realistic
You might have Asperger's
Black person when has changing the character to be more realistic ever worked? At least keeping them the same gives it a surreal otherworldly feel which fits the zany tone
>when has changing the character to be more realistic ever worked?
That looks like a cartoon
usually i can deal with cringe but watching this show is some borderline shit
Are these even actual actors or random people off the streets?
>don't look the part
>can't act
???
Would. Her makeup and costume are cheap as frick, good god, but still would. I have a thing for fat brown chicks.
Damn, that's not even a good cosplay jacket. Netflix couldn't shell out for some better quality costume material? That budget had to go to post-production. Luffy's long-ass arm is probably costly to look good enough for fans.
Why does Netflix want me to think this obvious girl is a guy? Why not just cast a guy?
LONDON
I thought the same thing about Evil Dead Rise. Apparently it's the same chick.
Trans trans fruit model zipperbreasts
I guess they were overly optimistic about the effectiveness of their propaganda. that's alright; they'll get you there.
>Feel inexplicably attracted to feminine boy
>Think you're gay
>Turns out ''he'' is a woman
>You dick realized before your brain did
More kinos for this feel?
Why is kid Luffy black with a giant afro
Probably the best BR actor kid they could find, or he knew enough English or something. Luffy's BR, so they just needed something close enough.
Just cast some Mexican kid. No one cares about the nationality, but casting a completely different race than the adult version is just distracting.
>different race
Anon, you're not Hispanic, huh? Some of us start light and get dark, or start darker and get lighter. Eyes change, hair color changes. They have the wiggle room since BRs are probably the best example of this next to Mexicans, and PRs who for some reason can have the blackest blacks and the whitest whites.
Online shorthand for Brazilian. PR is Puerto Rican.
>Online shorthand for Brazilian.
Thank you.
Kid is clearly black, which isn't just skin color, while the adult Luffy character clearly isn't.
>while the adult Luffy character clearly isn't.
he's a Hispanic thats just below Black person
What's BR?
Battle Royale.
Brazil has like 20 million ethnic Germans.
>Luffy's BR
no luffy was born in the foshaa village and not in brazil, I'm sure that brazil, by being so ethnically diverse, (even having the biggest jp population outside of japan), had some straight spiky hair, slightly tanned kid and not some mutt that you see in those american memes
This kid is good but the fact that he has slit eyes compared to the Luffy bothers me the frick out
The cheesiness of it all and the wardrobe reminds me of the Popeye movie, in all of the bad ways. And one thing that makes this look so horrible is they have a cast of literal who's who absolutely cannot act, AT ALL. It all comes off like Cosplay cringe. That guy playing Luffy is the worst. He's like that Aspergers kid off his calm-down meds, running and jumping around the convention hall in his Cosplay, irritating the shit out of everybody, "LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!!"
He's relentlessly handsome though. Who is he? Is this from One Piece?
Yeah it's probably good for homosexuals like you, unironically. Seems like it panders to LGBTs
He's hot. I will watch the show for him. What show is this and is he a regular character?
Corny sideburn but would such his wiener irregardless
Same. But will also hug him and kiss him and sex him.
Name of actor or character please?
>I'm supposed to believe this is a guy
>near constant close-ups
Holy shit this is awkward
Broadway tier
>no headband
he can play the young colby but what happens when they need to make him older headband colby? can this femboy look tough?
Do you believe this will last till they reach that part?
we can only hope not. tv shows become even way way worse with time. given how bad it already is, i don't even want to imagine season 3, 4 or 5
i typically wish for the best with the usually correct cynicism predicting that it's gonna be terrible
but I do hope for the best
it fits the character, he was supposed to be a b***h at this point
the thing is he's supposed to undergo Chadification due to lifting weights but I doubt actor would go through physical transformation for an episodic role and real life lifting doesn't affect face
Jesus
Koby can you please shut the dooooor
Cant wait to see Helmeppo go from frickboi to "Fuuuuuck, boy!" after training with Garp.
>these camera angles
>the whole time
How did they not fire the guy responsible for this?
It's like movie making 101: Stop doing things just because you can. Get a grip on your "creativity"
I know.
How the hell did they get a job in cinematography?.
Who is fricking is OKs this shit?.
These close-ups are the mental image of "manga" for people who had never read a manga before
>can't even explain why it's bad
>it's bad... because it just is okay!?!?!?
Nope, it's kino.
Is that Mihawk ?
Youn Mihawk yeah
>literally we want the fat women/homosexual audience
What was oda thinking trusting Netflix?
How dare they show a naked man for comedy purposes! How outrageous! Not in my Christian manga!
Maybe actually watch the garbage you shill. It's an extremely awkward scene that overstays its welcome and clearly not supposed to be funny at first but sensual with gay posing, lighting tricks and the actor being way too muscular for early Helmeppo
It's like they just skipped to post-timeskip with some characters anyway
Also stop being a homosexual and have a nice day
>guy swinging sword around naked
>so funny XD
i laughed
One piece characters are impossible to cast properly.
Like some of them have the body of body builders or look insanely not human.
Thats why they can get away with cartoonish costumes or quirky clothes.
If you put normal looking people it just look silly and bland.
How the hell do you cast somebody like Kuma,Gecko Moria or Donquixote Doflamingo
The others are definitely near impossible but Doflamingo isn't outside the realm of possibility. He's tall as frick but otherwise normally proportioned.
But i bet they are just gonna cast a normal looking dude with pink clothes.
I mean for him they should cast somebody that looks like the fricking undertaker.
Gold D Roger too should have been Tall as frick, a Giant by our standards, instead they cast this hobo-looking dude.
Is just too hard to get charismatic actors that look the part and there are tons and tons of characters like that.
No way...
>Stephen Merchant as Doflamingo
LOL the camera literally bumps into an actor's face at one point. Wtf is going on
Seeing as they're pulling lazy Photoshop like this
one can only assume the extreme close-ups are to cut corners with some of the sets.
>LOL the camera literally bumps into an actor's face at one point. Wtf is going on
This scene?
But yeah it's probably the worst shit Netflix has pumped out yet
It’s not as bad as bebop, but it’s like a 6 out of 10 so far. Buggy was fine. It’s just half of the time Luffy comes off as cringe, and he’s the main character.
>Luffy comes off as cringe
Just like he does in the manga and anime.
>but it's SUPPOSED to be cringe!
I'm getting so sick and fricking tired of you shill homosexuals using this same tired tactics. This show is going to get cancelled first season and there is nothing you can do about it. It SUCKS
I don't know, I think it was nice of Netflix to let these high school students make some videos for them.
WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS???? THIS LOOKS LIKE A BAD FAN FILM NOT A PROFESSIONAL MILLION DOLLAR PRODUCTION WTF!!!!
do you not understand how money laundering works or something?
There is no bump there, are you blind or just moronic, or both?
That's what the actual city looks like though so why are you seething moron?
Why is sword folding? Is that what they mean when they say folded japanes steel?
lmao
gear 5 foresadow
no fricking way
How much do you want to bet they pull what Disney did with Mando/Boba Fett and edit the flub out? This is the only one I really noticed but… it’s noticeable
Machinima originals' production value right there.
everyone is so small
One Piece has a lot of characters that are big as hell, especially compared to the main cast. Morgan (guy with axe hand) looks like some some random 5'9 guy when in the manga/anime he was a yoked dude
80% of all side characters outside the main Crew should be played by wrestlers.
I believe this is the reason they have so many close ups to the actors faces. In a Frame this all looks like shit. Like cheap cosplay.
That and they are probably having problems with the crazy action sequences of the anime. Is unfilmable at a tv Budget.
Weebs always complain that live action adaptations stray too far from the source material. This is what you wanted.
>Weebs
this term means nothing now that burgers troony only watch 1 anime and claim to be otaku
Yeah casting fat Black folk and hispanics and giving them shitty dialog, costumes, and moronic special effects really follows the source material
young flashback luffy is a literal nig, current luffy has a thick Hispanic accent.
it makes zero sense.
East Blue is the favelas anon, the white people only live in Mariejois
I get it you’re racist.
what can i say anons at least its not terrible, the guy that plays ussop is the only one that looks like is trying. luffy should be more stupid and talk less the rest are...okay...ish. algo, why does garp and coby get so many screen time
The 4Kids opening with Gold Roger going “I left everything I owned…in One Piece” is unironically kino just do that again
wait, they event cast this guy?
is netflix even trying
>Cowboy Bebop, bounty hunter adventures in space with noir vibes
>Netflix: "wtf is this, we will have to change it up to make it work there's no other way"
>One Piece, wacky cartoonish action with grotesque looking characters
>Netflix: "omg this is the perfect anime for an almost 1:1 adaptation!"
Why are they so moronic. And of course they will blame the audience when it fails for asking to keep close to the original material.
My favorite part of the bebop adaptation was all the comic book effects and stuff to make it "closer to the manga" when it didn't even have one
Me with the telescope
this show looks like they filmed it with a DSLR from 2012
how do you respond without sounding mad?
how low were this shills expectations?
well, anon, if he's a shill that means he got paid to write that review so his expectations literally did not factor into it at all.
Most shills nowadays do it for free.
that's not shilling, then
So they do it for free without being given instructions? So like normal fans ?
damn he wasnt paid enough to put a 10/10
its just ten million