>thinks you need to succeed in your act in order to be redeemed
The redemption has inherent value in cleansing Anakin's soul. It doesn't matter that his attempt to save his son's life didn't result in the death of the emperor, fricking amoral moron.
Not that I know of. It was always a bullshit, tacked on plot device. I wish Lucas's hacky Dsrth Maul ST happened so more prequelgays would confront this truth.
Nobody even knows what the frick it means, since it is never clarified. It wasn't considered important, like a lot of nonsense never expanded on in this series
You understand the prophecy foretold the downfall of the Jedi right? The darkside was weak at the point of Episode 1 so obviously "balance to the force" meant a resurgence of the darkside
It wasn't meaningless, Anakin sacrifice bought time by incapacitating Palpatine for a few decades until Rey could be born and grow and finally defeat him once and for all. That's what fullfilled the prohphecy of bring balance to the force.
It's quite poetic really, Anakin sacrificed himself to buy time for a new generation, Rey, Poe and Finn to undo the errors and mistake of his generation like those of his mentors and fellow jedis like Obi Wan and Yoda.
Star Wars - much like Kingdom Hearts - technically has answers to everything. It's just that, like Kingdom Hearts, they're always profoundly unsatisfying asspulls that have never been alluded to and contradict what we thought we know of the setting beforehand
>Sending his consciousness towards a cloned body[5] of his own creation[22] designed with Clone Wars era technology by the Sith Eternal,[5] a secret cult of Sith loyalists who continued to follow the religious traditions of the Sith and sought to resurrect their order,[30] Sidious took his first breath as he jolted to a new awareness, but it was one of pain, as he realized the vessel he settled in was temporary.[5]
He made a jar full of Snokes to serve as a puppet leader of the First Order, which was meant to distract the New Republic while he and his planet of sith construction workers built their fleet to take over the galaxy again. Although I don't know why he needed more than one Snoke since he never replaced the one that died. And I don't know why he needed the First Order in the first place since the New Republic wasn't looking for him, had already disbanded their official military for the sake of peace, and probably would have not formed any sort of Resistance militia if the First Order hadn't existed in the first place.
On one hand Darth Bane is extremely based, and I'd love to see an adaptation of his trilogy. On the other hand I know it would just be garbage. Of I won the lottery, I would hire an animation studio to make it as a near shot for shot adaptation. Maybe in 10 years AI can make it for me
It isn't bait, I have a cousin who is a neet and when I asked him what he was planning on doing in the fall he told me all he was going to do was grind in genshin impact.
>Why he didn't make the clones young, is beyond me.
Marketing. If they changed the Emperor's design too wildly, like making him young, it would have killed the marketing appeal of "Hey look, the Emperor!"
I just can't with the new star wars shit. it was depressing watching the entire sequel trilogy. by far the most hollow part of the entire thing was when there were star destroyers crashing at the end of rise of skywalker.
it was supposed to be impactful but they were just crashing into the ruins of star destroyers from the OT trilogy that people actully cared about. like wtf were they thinking the entire thing was a fricking dumpster fire.
honestly count yourself lucky I had to watch them cause by cousins dragged me to all 3.
Not much more can be expected of Yidsney. All the talented creators left long ago, or were fired. Nobody at the company now can create anything, even when the groundwork was laid out before them
how did they not have story board meetings where they set up what would happen over 3 films they were planning on making. the most insane thing about it all was they were clearly trying to rip off the OT. I refused to watch the last jedi cause of the walker battle it was just so clear what they were trying to do.
Not much more can be expected of Yidsney. All the talented creators left long ago, or were fired. Nobody at the company now can create anything, even when the groundwork was laid out before them
ONE THING
I DONT KNOW WHY
I DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW SECURE YOUR LINE.
KEEP THAT IN MIND,
I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN THE DOWN TIME, WHEN YOU TRIED TO CALL.
IN SPITE OF THE WAY THEY WERE BLOCKIN ME,
TRADE FEDERATION ANNEXING MY PROPERTY,
REMEMBERING ALL THE TIMES CALLS DROPPED ON ME.
THIS IS INVASION IS GOING. TO. FAR.
There's an easy Star Wars explanation for this. He was a Force ghost and just needed a new body to inhabit. So one was grown for him. The real puzzling part was why he remained old. When they made Emperor clones in the comics, he was a young man.
>How in the FRICK did he survive?
he didnt,. the big reveal that no one picked up on is that the emperor and sheev were clones of this guy all along. we have never seen this guy before.
somehow
>makes Anakin's redemption meaningless
Disney is fricking moronic
>thinks you need to succeed in your act in order to be redeemed
The redemption has inherent value in cleansing Anakin's soul. It doesn't matter that his attempt to save his son's life didn't result in the death of the emperor, fricking amoral moron.
And the prophecy, which has to be updated to:
>Will bring balance to the force...for a few decades, before it gets balanced properly.
The proohecy was always moronic.
Did we ever find out who made it? In either the EU or canon?
Not that I know of. It was always a bullshit, tacked on plot device. I wish Lucas's hacky Dsrth Maul ST happened so more prequelgays would confront this truth.
Just for the record. If Lucas did get his way we'd have Daphne Keen as Darth Talon.
Nobody even knows what the frick it means, since it is never clarified. It wasn't considered important, like a lot of nonsense never expanded on in this series
You understand the prophecy foretold the downfall of the Jedi right? The darkside was weak at the point of Episode 1 so obviously "balance to the force" meant a resurgence of the darkside
The whole point of the sequels was to erase the previous movies. They knew exactly what they were doing.
>women are fricking moronic
ftfy
It wasn't meaningless, Anakin sacrifice bought time by incapacitating Palpatine for a few decades until Rey could be born and grow and finally defeat him once and for all. That's what fullfilled the prohphecy of bring balance to the force.
It's quite poetic really, Anakin sacrificed himself to buy time for a new generation, Rey, Poe and Finn to undo the errors and mistake of his generation like those of his mentors and fellow jedis like Obi Wan and Yoda.
Disneygays can't in good faith give shit to the EU after Disney copypasted one of its stories.
they can as long as the yuuzhan vong exist, nothing in disney has yet sunk to that level
yet
Give them time. Filoni already wanted to use the Yuuzhan Vong in The Clone Wars.
Star Wars - much like Kingdom Hearts - technically has answers to everything. It's just that, like Kingdom Hearts, they're always profoundly unsatisfying asspulls that have never been alluded to and contradict what we thought we know of the setting beforehand
>Sending his consciousness towards a cloned body[5] of his own creation[22] designed with Clone Wars era technology by the Sith Eternal,[5] a secret cult of Sith loyalists who continued to follow the religious traditions of the Sith and sought to resurrect their order,[30] Sidious took his first breath as he jolted to a new awareness, but it was one of pain, as he realized the vessel he settled in was temporary.[5]
Now fit Snoke into this.
He made a jar full of Snokes to serve as a puppet leader of the First Order, which was meant to distract the New Republic while he and his planet of sith construction workers built their fleet to take over the galaxy again. Although I don't know why he needed more than one Snoke since he never replaced the one that died. And I don't know why he needed the First Order in the first place since the New Republic wasn't looking for him, had already disbanded their official military for the sake of peace, and probably would have not formed any sort of Resistance militia if the First Order hadn't existed in the first place.
woodoo hide
Why did they make him shit old body?
force ghosted into a clone body
don't question it
also he conjured up a force storm from Exegol which destroyed Luke's Jedi Order
>ressurect after years
>immediately broadcast to the whole galaxy that you will take revenge
Doesn't make any sense.
>Could of waited a couple of days for your lazy Imperial star destroyer ripoffs to get out of the planet first
>Decide not too, for reasons.
>the dead speak!
So he was just late, not dead.
If his evil spirit can float into whatever new body it needs to, can he ever be defeated?
like Christian Bale in The Prestige
Very carefully
A powerful force ability called Sith Plot Contrivance
somehow
He didn't. Bane stole his body in 32 BBY.
Sith broken?
On one hand Darth Bane is extremely based, and I'd love to see an adaptation of his trilogy. On the other hand I know it would just be garbage. Of I won the lottery, I would hire an animation studio to make it as a near shot for shot adaptation. Maybe in 10 years AI can make it for me
By announcing his return in Fortnite.
No, that's not a shitpost. Palpatine's return happened not through SW plot, but through a Fortnite event.
Fortnite is unironically based. Fortnite and Genshin Impact are the best games in the last 20 years.
I really don't understand why Cinemaphile hates Fortnite so much. Its pretty fricking kino. Its the game a 10 year old boy would design. Its amazing.
No. It's the game a israelite woild design in order to profit from the 10 year old boy's father. It's a glossy trap.
Well yea the cashshop is gay but the premise is fantastic.
The artstyle is ugly, and a PvP shooter revolving around third person gunplay will never be a good idea.
I'll admit I only played it for like 2 months around 5 years ago. But I stand by the initial idea being solid.
It isn't bait, I have a cousin who is a neet and when I asked him what he was planning on doing in the fall he told me all he was going to do was grind in genshin impact.
Fortnite honestly is pretty fun. Genshin though, there's no substance to it, it's a shit game fundamentally.
Put his spirit into a backup clone body.
Why he didn't make the clones young, is beyond me.
There is speculation that is why they were in talks with Matt Smith, initially. They wanted him to play a young Palpatine clone.
>Why he didn't make the clones young, is beyond me.
Marketing. If they changed the Emperor's design too wildly, like making him young, it would have killed the marketing appeal of "Hey look, the Emperor!"
I think his cultists prayed him back, and he returned like Frank in Hellraiser. Thats my interpretation, who the frick knows.
I just can't with the new star wars shit. it was depressing watching the entire sequel trilogy. by far the most hollow part of the entire thing was when there were star destroyers crashing at the end of rise of skywalker.
it was supposed to be impactful but they were just crashing into the ruins of star destroyers from the OT trilogy that people actully cared about. like wtf were they thinking the entire thing was a fricking dumpster fire.
>rise of skywalker.
Never saw it. Which is crazy given how much I enjoy the Star Wars setting.
honestly count yourself lucky I had to watch them cause by cousins dragged me to all 3.
how did they not have story board meetings where they set up what would happen over 3 films they were planning on making. the most insane thing about it all was they were clearly trying to rip off the OT. I refused to watch the last jedi cause of the walker battle it was just so clear what they were trying to do.
Not much more can be expected of Yidsney. All the talented creators left long ago, or were fired. Nobody at the company now can create anything, even when the groundwork was laid out before them
ONE THING
I DONT KNOW WHY
I DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW SECURE YOUR LINE.
KEEP THAT IN MIND,
I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN THE DOWN TIME, WHEN YOU TRIED TO CALL.
IN SPITE OF THE WAY THEY WERE BLOCKIN ME,
TRADE FEDERATION ANNEXING MY PROPERTY,
REMEMBERING ALL THE TIMES CALLS DROPPED ON ME.
THIS IS INVASION IS GOING. TO. FAR.
frick I love episode one it was not a huge galaxy spanning scale as the other films such a comfy movie being about one planet fighting the bad guys.
destroyed nudestroyers crashing into the ruins of the old destroyers is a perfect metaphor for the series
There's an easy Star Wars explanation for this. He was a Force ghost and just needed a new body to inhabit. So one was grown for him. The real puzzling part was why he remained old. When they made Emperor clones in the comics, he was a young man.
Disney forgot he didn't always look like a ball sack.
I think they just really wanted to use the same actor and I love the guy, but it didn't make sense for him to reprise.
YOU FRICKING NERDS DARTH PLAGUEIS IS A moron THEORY SO UHH HERES SHEEV AGAIN!
Why did he even pretend to be dead? The reason the Empire lost was because he was gone. Rise of Basedwalker really is the worst movie ever made.
israelite israelite is a hack and so are his screenwriters
We couldn't have known.
based Elijah.
Been telling you guys for years he's a great actor.
I wish he was more fleshed out in Sin City, and The Faculty is a classic.
>How in the FRICK did he survive?
he didnt,. the big reveal that no one picked up on is that the emperor and sheev were clones of this guy all along. we have never seen this guy before.
>assume using the force lightning on himself in ROTS was so anakin would help him
>turns out he's too moronic to turn it off
He's still alive