How in the hell did nobody at Disney sit down and think trough on what to do with their $4 billion investment?

How in the hell did nobody at Disney sit down and think trough on what to do with their $4 billion investment?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rey is cute and I hope she gets more roles :3

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mystery box bullshit is made up on the fly
    really I would have never guessed

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They knew people would eat up whatever shit they came up with

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except they've done huge damage to the IP.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet it’s still consooomed, as far as mainline films go.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          what mainline films? 2b to 1.5b to 1b is pretty terrible step down too.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >as far as mainline films go
          Last one was 4 years ago and the tv shows are getting brutalized by the audiences

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once you know that all top executives in multimedia companies are always coked out of their minds everything makes sense.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      and really really low iq
      rob zombie said that the producers of Halloween were like borderline, legally almost moronic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think this is true in all businesses. Almost every successful businessman is a moronic optimist who got lucky

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tell you why but nobody listens. Because who rey's parents are, who the final battle was going to be between, etc, are all unimportant to the plan. They did have a plan which was a romance trilogy. Twilight in a galaxy far away. It's a good idea, and it did bring in the teenage girls it was aimed at. But due to some unrelated story detail decisions causing a big fart release from the 50 year old nerds, it got compromised and stripped back, sadly. Pushed into the background for look lando

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's fans' fault the ST was dogshit. Its their fault JJ is a hack who only knoes mystery box horseshit. Its fans' fault they then gave the franchise to the least mystery box friendly director possible who then burned the whole thing down.

      Frick off.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        JJ was out and fired until you spazzed about TLJ. I mean, TLJ is a bad movie, it's true. But you spazzed too much

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >TLJ is a bad movie, it's true. But you spazzed too much
          TLJ had me on the edge of my seat with laughter the whole time. Like, from the very first "emotional" scene where the rebels are going on a bombing run in the space equivalent of a horse-drawn carriage. 7 was middling but 8 was just so laughably bad it's unreal. 9 went back to a similar level of middling cheese as 7 but there's no undoing it. Would LotR be so beloved if in the Two Towers they had a random jump to a bakery for 30 minutes where they explain to you that importing wheat is bad for lical farmers? The number of things wrong with 8 add up to a point where it's more appealing to think of it as a parody rather than a canon film

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are a genuine moron if you think Rian's schizo shit is worse than JJ's slop. JJ is the epitome of what is wrong with Hollywood and franchise homosexualry in particular. If you enjoyed TFA literally at all, you deserve Rian having taken a giant fat shit all over it. Frick you.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s possible to hate both, but to hate 8 more.

              You act like because someone hates 8 they loved the slop they were forced to eat in 7.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You are a genuine moron if you think Rian's schizo shit is worse than JJ's slop.
              It doesn't matter, both are worthless garbage that tanked the ip.
              You are now trying to argue about which dogshit lying on a sidewalk tastes worse.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are a genuine moron if you think Rian's schizo shit is worse than JJ's slop. JJ is the epitome of what is wrong with Hollywood and franchise homosexualry in particular. If you enjoyed TFA literally at all, you deserve Rian having taken a giant fat shit all over it. Frick you.

            allow me to weigh in on your argument
            from my point of view you are both willingly eating shit, whether you liked it or not is pretty irrelevant

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Twilight in a galaxy far away. It's a good idea,
      kys

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't care how good the writing is, they just want to pump out something that lets them keep the rights and thus keep milking the merch and parks.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Close - they want investors/creditors to think the merch is and will remain valuable

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do they need to plan anything? they're disney and they cant fail. People will just consume all the star wars they can after the prequels are so bad.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm shocked. SHOCKED.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched all three in theaters and enjoyed myself. No, I don't remember a single thing that happened.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she's a Palpatine then technically that would make her homeworld Naboo but they never go there. Instead she plagiarized Luke's binary sunset.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    KK is legitimately mentally moronic. I heard she can't even read.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being handed the reigns to the literal most beloved movie franchise of all time and not even bothering to even sketch out a plot outline on the back of a napkin before you start making your 'contribution' to the series

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess they were self-aware that the movie could end up too design-by-committee if they as a huge corporate planned everything out, and they knew George winged it a lot with the OT, so they massively overcorrected giving each writer-director free rein for their movie. That might have worked if they had chosen better people

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > PUT A CHICK IN IT
    > MAKE IT GAY AND LAME

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How in the hell did nobody at Disney sit down and think trough on what to do with their $4 billion investment?
    Because Disney was at the top of their game back then and 4 billion was a pocket money investment for them.
    Big corporations do not evaluate their shit on moment to moment basis, they move slowly and react slowly, look how many movies it took before they realized their star wars is garbage.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't think things through when we need big profits in Q3 of 201X. Need to get production started ASAP to get those profits.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a young white woman as the new hero and face of Star Wars
    >backstory? character development? Why does she need those?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it’s Star Wars, it could’ve been two hours of static and it would’ve made a billion dollars.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >smirkfu
    Why do British actresses have the best smirks?

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JJ makes up shit on the fly
    >it doesn't work out well
    WHAT??? NOOO!

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