>How is "Dick" short for Richard? That doesn't even make any sense! It's like Bill and William or Jim and James. But at least Bill and Will rhymes and Jim and James both start with a J.
>But Richard and Dick? Like nobody ever says DICKARD!
Bravo, James. A toast to comedy!
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Classic AVGN is kino
what about James and Bimmy
Pick your top 5 episodes
all of those are kino
classic avgn is so comfy
sometimes i'll put it on if i'm depressed
like right now
Most of those are kino, but the best ones I'd say were probably Dragon's Lair, Castlevania 2, Ghostbusters, ROB and Action 52.
I dunno but Spider Man and the first halloween episodes are definitely up there, top comfy episodes.
he's not wrong
It's literally the same thing as William to Bill. William > Will > Bill. Richard > Rick > Dick. Robert > Rob > Bob
He actually is and Dickard was a name
Worst part this probably wasn't even written by him, 90% of AVGN shit (at least classic AVGN) was written by Mike Matei.
5. Wally Bear and the NO! Gang
4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Atari 2600)
3. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
2. Super Mario Bros. 3 and The Wizard
1. Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout
Sexism is a bannable offense, you know.
Did you report it?
I can't say.
Newt will have his revenge
Literally who?
Newt is his name. He's the guy you might know as the infamous plagiarizer of the 28 days later script for Monster Madness. Large portions of the script for the video were ripped from this commentary made in the early 2000s and it was outed by the truther reddit.
More about Newt: he's a self-professed 'experimental' film maker and reportedly filmed a five hour b&w picture about tying a girl up in his basement and berating her. Leaked screens show a pseudo-Plinkett shaky cam with him pointing his fat finger at this hideous looking bawd whose limbs have been tied with USB cables (apparently a chain was outside of his budget). Those who claim to have seen the movie say that not only does Newt get his wiener out and show it in POV, but that it's a short fat "chode", so much so that you can only see this 'o' at the dickhead and not the rest of the dick. It's basically like he has a protruding vegana. I mean it might be bullshit, I never saw that part of the movie ,but given the rest of the things I've heard about this guy I just might think it's true. It cuts to this low angle shot of the chair he's in then another low angle shot of his wiener, then a super close up of his wiener and balls. I don't think he fricks the girl or anything, he probably couldn't even get it in.
You haven't thought the same thing?
Listen, all I gotta say is that I was there since the beginning. It was around the time of Chex Quest that my best friend James started turning into the aged husk of a man you know him as today. Like he turned into a real cheese-head. One time in 1999 he said he was going to dress like Van Halen for the whole year. I didn't know what he meant by that, did he mean he was going to make himself look like a lady? He said that's Aerosmith. Anyway so back to this Chex Quest trip. For whatever reason it ruined him. The dude's basement, you know the one where the nerd room is, it was full with old cereal boxes and shit. He got this idea in his head that every cereal box had a CD on it and that if he collected enough of them he'd find like BooBerry Quest and Honey Nut Cheerio Quest. Yeah it sounds bonkers now but this is James we're talking about. The shit was spilling out onto the stairs, fricking tons of cereal boxes he'd buy on Craigslist and ebay. You'd open some of them up and there'd be hardened ten year old cereal still stuck to the inside, it was fricking disgusting. One time a racoon got in and built a nest in there, and the whole place started stinking of racoon shit. I never knew James to be a hoarder or anything like that but it was like something just snapped in him. Anyhow April pulled the plug eventually as you might expect. She said it's me or the cereal boxes, James. It took him way too long to choose. Especially for a dude who isn't even self-sufficient, like not really. In a way she's his live-in caretaker. I mean he was always kind of on the slow side but this Chex shit just pushed it to the limit. I swear April was on the verge of a breakdown for a good six weeks before shit calmed down again. After that the AVGN videos went to shit, and it was probably related. James said he'd piped all his creativity into his cereal box collection, and I tend to believe him.
Ok, help me out
I can swear James reviewed the 1990 TMNT movie and its sequel when he was doing Turtle Tuesday, but now I can't find it for the life of me - All I find is a retrospective featuring him and some other cinemassacre people.
Did I just remember it wrong and there is no proper review?
There was but James has pulled a shitload of videos off of Youtube back when the whole copyright shit just started to become a big deal. Often he'd reupload them with different music or slightly editted (as with almost all AVGN episodes) but it's a whole mess. You might wanna try cinemassacre.com, it might be on there.
Or maybe he just pulled them out for good, since James is a notorious coward.
They did a rental review for it if you mean that
you mean rental re-view
check the youtube channel Cinemassacre Review Archive, i dont know who the autist is that runs it but he's uploaded just about everything you could ever want that might have been removed from James own youtube channel or from the cinemassacre website
mhm yeah but have you heard about norb vpn?
"Peggy" is the diminutive for "Margaret"
PAWG Erin
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>How is "Dick" short for Richard?
Because back in the middle ages, Dick was slang for Rick.
His cadence was just so classic back then. Miss those days bros
30 posts in and nobody mentioned Mikes dick yet. Is that something that only happens on Cinemaphile?
yes. Cinemaphile is even more gay than /gif/
He finally did it and reunited with Mike.