How is he NOT scary at all?
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How is he NOT scary at all?
How is he NOT scary at all?
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Alone and seen from an human's pov? He is scary.
Compared to other monsters, like Sully? Yeah, I can see why he wouldn't be scary.
It's not that he's not scary, it's that he's not scary enough. If he could make his eyes bloodshot on demand or was a bit bigger with sharper claws and teeth he'd be a much better scarer. Maybe just slightly below the level of the monster who got sock'd
>closet door creaks open
>apu apustaja creeps out
>"henlo"
what do?
Depends. A 3D cel-shaded Apu? I wouldn't mind it. A photorealistic Apu? I would hold my breath, I guess.
>BOO!
Not bad, it's still cartoony. It would be worse if he was Early Movie Sonic-tier realistic.
a frog by any other name is still gay homosexual garbage
he's very classically trained and can't thrive under those methods. look at his big climactic scare from MU, it's all mouth, which falls flat because he has pathetic rounded baby teeth. he should be leaning more into the eye
>Mike decides to lean into his own way of scaring the child.
>Entirely silent.
>Approaches quietly.
>Child finds him, staring.
>Silent.
>Leaning in slowly.
>Blinking.
>He leaned in, whisper something into the child's ear.
>The child screams like death had come for them.
basically what said. The problem Mike has is that he shows his teeth when trying to be scary, but he doesn't have the teeth for that type of scare. His voice is also a problem, he sounds like a regular guy than a monster, so the sound he makes when trying to be scary falls flat. If he could deepen his voice and just show them his giant eyeball, he's sure to get a few screams
He might be better off with slow, psychological scares. Creep around the room and just make enough sound so the kid noticed him staring back at them from different locations until eventually appearing at the bedside.
Of course, speed is still king when scaring. You can't spend half your shift working one kid's door. Mike will always lose out to folks with a solid roar, intimidating physique, or numerous other traits -- glowing eyes, fangs, etc. He's great at knowing how to scare, just not at pulling it off solo.
that is what he does right? He runs around the room to bring tension before the big reveal. The big problem is his silly appearance when he reveals himself
Yeah, but he uses the by-the-book approach which is to try and roar. Even Squishy, the derpy little blob with five eyes, gets a decent scream by just silently standing next to the kid's bed.
a surgery could fix that, i doubt mike would do it though
why didn't mike just molest the kids?
a giant eyeball seems like a walking weak point, like yeah sure if Mike suddenly appeared in my bedroom during night I would shit myself out of fear but anything nearby, be it bb, pencil, or stick, the world is pretty much my armory.
How many scarers have died in the line of duty? Its gotta be a non zero amount right?
Definitely, some parent quick to wake and fast on their feet, armed, hears their child screaming in the middle of the night and comes to find some thing in their room, blood would be spilled that night.
at least about three fiddy