How is it that this is best animated film to come out this year? Have standards dropped that badly?

How is it that this is best animated film to come out this year?

Have standards dropped that badly?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a replacement chromosome and go over them again anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >best animated film to come out this year?
      Pretty much compared to shit like ruby gillman, elemental, and spiderverse. It's sad that a mediocre product shat out by illumination is one of the best cartoons of the year.

      Alright lets review.

      Rock Dog 3
      Elemental
      Spider Verse 2
      Super Mario
      Ladybug and cat Noir
      Ruby Gilman
      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem.

      Not counted. Home movies Barbie, Black little mermaid.

      Off topic, but why does this mediocre-at-best movie get people so defensive? They're almost as bad as pokegays.

      This thread, I think is Cinemaphile spillover. That's Cinemaphile trying to be nice mind you. Some of it is movie shill shitposting I think.

      >How is it that this is best animated film to come out this year?
      It isn't.

      What's your pick?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Upcoming

        Paw Patrol
        Trolls 2
        Wish
        Chicken Run 2
        Migration
        Mummies
        Mortal Kombat?
        -
        missed the non US production
        Mummies.

        Deliberately skipped.: All chinese releases.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched it recently (because it's on streaming already)
    Was surprised at how unimportant Mario was.
    He got pummeled by DK until he won, got blue shelled, saved Luigi, gave up vs Bowser (despite not giving up being his thing), and then got the power-star to win.
    It's... well I wasn't impressed by the main character.
    And the Mario brother's voices were awful. Jack Black was surprisingly good as Bowser.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Was surprised at how unimportant Mario was.
      He was the main hero? But its clearly designed as his starting story so its quite tame

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gave up Vs bowser (despite not giving up being his thing)
      And then he got the motivation from his commercial to return to the fight? It baffles me how people call this movie paper thin and yet they are confused by things like this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The film is about Mario adapting to being a hero, it's an origin plot. If they made him super confident and knowledgable of the entire world from the beginning there wouldn't be any point to the story.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how unimportant Mario was
      How? All of his trials and tribulations culminate into the final battle between him and Bowser when he almost gives up until he realizes how far he got despite his father and family putting him down in the beginning of the film. Despite not being instantly good at platforming, getting his ass beat by a gorilla, losing his younger brother and almost dying in an eel, he was still alive.

      God it’s like you snot it’s haven’t even watched the film.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >snot it’s
        Meant snoyboys

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone grabbing the power star would have beat Bowser.
        Case and point: Luigi also plows through the army.
        It's not important that it's Mario, it could've been Toad or DK or Spike. None of Mario's traits made him the right person for the job.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Luigi was reminded of how his brother was always there to help him, and when he saw him stand up to bowser he gained the courage to risk his life just so he could get the star.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure but Mario & Luigi had to withstand Bowser’s fire before they can. I don’t think Spike or Uncle Tony for would have been brave or reckless enough to do that.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one said that.
    It's the highest GROSSING animated movie this year you dumb frick.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope the win the Oscar.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt it will. It's not diverse enough. It's about characters owned by a foreign company. It's a vidya movie.
        It'll go to some shit Disney shat out.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Schizo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would be funny if it happens, but the academy will choose the spiderverse movie.
        I haven't watch it because I didn't like the first one that much, but I feel like it's the type of animated movie that is an easy choice for the Oscar's, if that makes any sense.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name a better animated film that came out this year. Or do you expect me to believe Ruby Gillman was anything but trash?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My Fairy Troublemaker
        >Rally Road Racers

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have standards dropped that badly?
    Yes

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    some people here were unironically trying to shill Turning Red, yes they are that low

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best animated film to come out this year?
    Pretty much compared to shit like ruby gillman, elemental, and spiderverse. It's sad that a mediocre product shat out by illumination is one of the best cartoons of the year.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Elemental
      >Spiderverse
      >Worse than this vapid goyslop directed by talentless hacks
      Cope, Cinemaphilentrarian

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but how are those movies any less "goyslop" than Mario?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those have quality, creativity, fun and soul. Also visually are a billion fricking times better than Super Mario, wich has a very subpar animation. But again, what do you expect from a movie from a really mediocre animation studio and being directed by the creators of the fricking TTG?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >spiderverse is better because it makes spidermen across the universe murderous psychos because a black kid having a dad is a universal irregularity
            You have terrible taste in films

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hy mariods86

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              NTA I hate the plot for spiderverse but think that the animation quality is it's only saving grace and carries the movie hard. It like avatar way of water, you watch it because it's visual stunning but when you take a few second to think about the story, you realize how dumb it all is

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah the animation in mario was actually pretty great, it's the lack of a good story is the problem.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Those have quality, creativity, fun and soul
            No they don't, they have the same generic message as Mario, neither of them develop anything new to animation and instead rely on their huge budgets to look superior than actually creative indie and small studio projects that explore new messages, unique characters and try new art styles.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >and try new art styles
              Across the Spiderverse right here, wich is even more revolucionary than the first one, contrarian homosexual

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wich is even more revolucionary than the first one
                How?
                >contrarian
                Mario is the most popular one, you are the one going against the consensus unless you rely on rotten tomates you are in no position to call anyone contrarian.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anyone who has a minimal respect for the medium of animation fricking despises Super Goyslop Bros, and for a good reason.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's okay if you despise it but don't pretend that fricking modern Pixar is art, it's hardly the same team at this point.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was mostly defending Across the Spiderverse.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Elemental is unintentionally hilarious because it uses fire people as a metaphor for immigrants despite fire being a terrible metaphor because it is destructive without reason. And the interracial romance being solved by magic is laughable

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Elemental is pretty shitty because the story would only work as a short 15 mins animation at most not a 2 hours long movie.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much. Ideas like Elemental should've been reserved for one of those 2 minute shorts they shat out before the real movie started but modern pixar takes whatever they thought of while taking a shit and think that it's brilliant like "what if a girl transformed into a red panda and it was a metaphor for menstruation while she used her new found powers that are a metaphor for periods to make money to go to a concert so she can get wet for pretty boy bands"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, turning red would be ok if it was a just a 15 minutes episode as well, a Pixar 15 to 30 min per episode series focusing on random stories would be better than desperately trying to make a clearly limited idea into a full movie and act like there was some kind of deep message about it, it does not help that Pixar is no longer focusing on side characters making them just background characters with 2 lines.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >/misc/ bait

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funny enough, even many reviewers who are politically left leaning joked that the fire metaphor was a dumb choice because of the implications. I think the "we'll represent that interracial relationships are hard to kids by showing people who will literally die if they get close to each other" just as silly as the "they wont die now because they just love each other that much"

                ...and the fire woman and water dude will essentially be sterile with each other

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They gonna get mad at u anon, but ur right

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Those have quality, creativity, fun and soul
            LMAO

            >Super Mario, wich has a very subpar animation.
            LMAO

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I have a really, really, really shit taste
              LMAO

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know you do

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok brain-rotted culture war consoom shill

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but how are those movies any less "goyslop" than Mario?

        >Elemental is modern pixar goyslop that even dreamworks in running laps on them these day
        >Spiderverse is another multiverse capeshit story and it's not even the first multiverse capeshit this summer. It's carried hard by the animation quality
        Illumination's mario was bland but these days just passing off as ok is the new good standard. But it's not a hill that I want to die on arguing about

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Elemental
          >even dreamworks in running laps on them these day
          >Ruby Gillman
          Lol
          Lmao even

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tbh I was more thinking about the "bad guys" and "puss in boots 2" but cant ignore that piece of shit gillman doing so much damage that it set their reputation back several years

            I genuinely liked this film. Don't understand why this of all things gained the ire of the gays on Cinemaphile enough to spam bait threads constantly. Guess I should probably lower my standards even more for this board. How low can we truly go?

            I thought it was fine and just kinda bland at worst. I only had low expectations because it was a vidya movie. I liked the nintendo references and if I were a kid watching this, I'd be losing my mind in excitement

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Puss in Boots TLW
              >The Bad Guys
              That ones are good

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >t gillman doing so much damage that it set their reputation back several years
              It ins't, most people agree it's an ok movie, it's just not interesting enough to make money

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So it's shit awful trash then

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know it's anecdotal but I saw no ads for this movie irl, the few I saw on youtube made me think it was maybe one of those fanmade/foreign animations that eventually go straight to stream service like picrel. I was surprised to see this was a dreamworks product right after they came from the high that was PiB2

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spider-Verse is shit,i t's an awful story, Miguel is in the wrong due to having to face an impossible situation and Miles is in the right because he said so even though all the evidence so far show that he's dooming an entire universe, Miles is a bland character with nearly no personality.
        >contrarian
        Mario is loved by everybody, YOU are a contrarian

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mario is loved by everybody
          Spiderman too
          >YOU are the contrarion
          >59% of positive reviews on Rotten Tomatoes
          >Many animation fans (I real and respectable ones, not the usual Twitter/Letterboxd autists) saying it was passable at best or downright awful
          TOP KEK at you, anon.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            *I mean

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            All of this is true. Especially the animation fans part

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Redpilled

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't fool. Haven't seen Ruby Gillman yet, but Mario is by far the worst of the major animated films this year.

      kill ur self

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How is it that this is best animated film to come out this year?
    Have you been living under a mask all this time since 2020?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Off topic, but why does this mediocre-at-best movie get people so defensive? They're almost as bad as pokegays.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's Nintendo related, anything that isn't complete praise is seen as an attack to themselves as a person

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely liked this film. Don't understand why this of all things gained the ire of the gays on Cinemaphile enough to spam bait threads constantly. Guess I should probably lower my standards even more for this board. How low can we truly go?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one actually hates this movie, it's a weird case of people trying to make it into their politcal mouth piece for some reason

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit, but others are even shittier.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the film didn't look nice and wasn't full of nice Mario fan service, no one would give a shit. Jack Black and Charlie Day carry every scene they're in and they're bearly in it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If the mario movie didn't contain mario things than no one would care
      In other words, the sky is blue.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's only until PAW Patrol 2 comes out, which is going to be a true masterpiece
    No but seriously idk what we're going to look back on 2023 for. I guess Miyazaki has made some artsy thing over in Cinemaphile land

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      2021 was a worse year for animation than 2023. I guess.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japan has mixed feelings about l that thing

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How is it that this is best animated film to come out this year?
    It's not, it's a completely generic lazy cash-in made to appeal to literal babies and Nintendo fanboys who make le ebin soiface when [reference] shows up on screen.

    The Venture Bros. movie came out this year for frick's sake.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ninja turtle movie was better

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were both trash, but at least peach wasn't a black sheboon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're fricking moronic

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How is it that this is best animated film to come out this year?
    It isn't.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute fricking irony of Cinemaphiletards who unironically believe Mario is a better movie than Spider-Verse trying to tell ANYONE that they have "terrible taste".

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s just how it is here. The actual quality thing is shit cause brown people or whatever made up reasons while the thing that’s easy to shitpost about like say, Mario movie making billions unironically becomes their bludgeoning stick because at the end of the day, this website cannot get over its addiction to console wars. It just has to adapt from outside of Cinemaphile

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you actually see spuderverse or are you some moronic homosexual that's placated by colorful imagery. You'll shit on the Mario movie while unironically loving spiderverse for the same reasons you deride the Mario movie over.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s just how it is here. The actual quality thing is shit cause brown people or whatever made up reasons while the thing that’s easy to shitpost about like say, Mario movie making billions unironically becomes their bludgeoning stick because at the end of the day, this website cannot get over its addiction to console wars. It just has to adapt from outside of Cinemaphile

      Quality based on what? It's bizarre how Spider-Verse shills try to push the movie as great just "because it is...", this site didn't just took The Dark Knight Rises as "kino" back at 2013 simply because critics and audience were praising it or because it was popular, the movie was still mocked here, Spider-Verse 2 story is just a mess.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're about the same on the "kid slop" scale but at least Mario isn't hateful towards the source material

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why the true answer is TMNT, they’re all terrible.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          But Seth Rogen actively hates the TMNT fanbase

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because he didn’t give you a little white e-girl waifu?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >highest grossing = best
    The Peasants is going to be the best animated film of the year. It will make zero money and not even get nominated for the Oscars.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess...Loving Vincent directors?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        DINGDINGDINGDINGDING

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Loving Vincent was nominated back in 2017 right? The same year that also Boss Baby and Ferdinand were nominated

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess...Loving Vincent directors?

      Loving Vincent really wasn't all that good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly despite being the best animated film of the year, it doesn't have enough brown people to even be nominated

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >loving the most soulless movie illumination hss ever made to "win" the culture war
    But at least you clapped when you recognized the thing you saw, am I right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's exactly what Mariods86 has made. And it's shameful.
      https://letterboxd.com/mariods/film/the-super-mario-bros-movie/

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mariods86
        Literally who?
        Anon... this Letterboxd review has 2 likes.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          A terminally online autistic far-right winger who constantly moans for the lefties in his Twitter. Also he is a webcomic "artist".

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            And also he hates the Spiderverse movies and treats this shit like it's a masterpiece or something

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            *on the

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          But he scored the movie with a 9/10!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You're telling me the minions movies have more soul than this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not same anon, but this but unironically. In fact, altought of also being mediocre, I have more fun and laughed more with The Rise of Gru than the Super Mario slop.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new TMNT is objectively a better movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this new Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie is amazing. I’m happy Carl had more to do. Although I am confused why changed his race and dresses like a hippie woman now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off shill, nobody cares about your shitty movie

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone talking good about a thing I don't like is a shill!!¡

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mentions another movie out of nowhere
          >Said movie seems to be forgotten by everyone on this board except by a few people
          Frick off shill

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Forgotten
            >A movie that it's gonna make +100M$ at the domestic BO at the end of it's run
            Frick off delusional contrarian

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mentions another movie out of nowhere
            the topic is literally "How is it that [Mario] is the best animated film to come out this year?" and someone mentioned another movie being better than Mario. Who is the shill?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That movie was ugly af tho

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that's intentional and part of the charm though. It's the rougher CG style of Spiderverse but with the classic 90s Nickelodeon gross factor of Rugrats, Aaahh!! Real Monsters, Rocko, etc. right down to the random hand drawn squiggles.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shhh, don't tell them. These posters are too young to even know what Aaahh!! Real Monsters is.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            But I saw many Ren & Stimpy episodes. Including the fricking awful APC

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shhh, don't tell them. These posters are too young to even know what Aaahh!! Real Monsters is.

          you now remember the wild thornberrys

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The film is just kinda weird in how it plays out. I'm guessing the whole "Peach Girlboss" thing came late into the writing as it never actually explains why Peach let a complete stranger help her. The rest of the film moves at a stupidly fast speed and is just moving from setpiece to setpiece.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People just love to trash talk Mario because he's another Mickey Mouse and they think they get countercultural cred by trashing a corporate mascot and its associated products. The movie also made too much money for those kinds of people to just ignore, they have to take a Stand an let you know how artsy and punk they are for not liking a children's movie. Nobody likes a winner, and Mario wins by rote.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      >loving the most soulless movie illumination hss ever made to "win" the culture war
      But at least you clapped when you recognized the thing you saw, am I right?

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s “references” the movie, and not much else. If you like Mario at all you’ll enjoy it, and a shit ton of people like Mario.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s spiderverse by default, and I didn’t even like it THAT much

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so desperate not to say it’s Spider-Verse
      You don’t even have to like it, but if your alternative is the Mario movie then there’s no way anyone could take you seriously.

      This, with the amount of non-white non-male and non-cis characters in Spider-Verse, and the amount of shitting on straight white men, it basically wins by default since the judges don't even watch the animation nominees

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        leave chuddie

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's pol about pointing out the Academy's new nomination criteria

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The delusion

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can go read the criteria right now, pretending it's not real is delusional

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's coping. Look, watch as he'll claim it's no big deal even it's blatant about it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Show me then mong

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The entertainment industry is a giant shit show swamp that is run by morons who don't know what they are doing and quite frankly don't care
        Color me not surprised.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so desperate not to say it’s Spider-Verse
    You don’t even have to like it, but if your alternative is the Mario movie then there’s no way anyone could take you seriously.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario is unironically better than Spiderverse, at lesst Mario has a definitive ending and somehow has a less moronic plotline.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      THIS, ALL OF THIS

      Mario is unironically better than Spiderverse, at lesst Mario has a definitive ending and somehow has a less moronic plotline.

      They're about the same on the "kid slop" scale but at least Mario isn't hateful towards the source material

      Absolute cringe

      [...]
      This, with the amount of non-white non-male and non-cis characters in Spider-Verse, and the amount of shitting on straight white men, it basically wins by default since the judges don't even watch the animation nominees

      /pol/tard schizo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to x

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything else is a fricking self insert story for the director to b***h about their childhood.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s not Spiderverse.
    That’s not even Ninja Turtles

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's right, that's why it's the best

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that’s what I thought. Go back to choking on orange wiener

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