How is this supposed to kill you?

How is this supposed to kill you?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be extremely painful

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      UUUU

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw traps aren't supposed to kill you, just maim you in some ironic fashion so you'll appreciate life.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Saw traps aren't supposed to kill you, just maim you in some ironic fashion so you'll appreciate life.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one’s perfect anon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >brain/spinal cord still intact
        insert tube to feed, easily would live

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea okay moron

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"The charges, officer?"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tax evasion

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the brain is behind the eyeballs
    it might keep suckin

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit our body is fricking disgusting.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It really is. Digestion and procreation in particular are really unappealing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if you put your dick in it?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your dick wouldn't create an adequate seal.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          what about a bbc

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't fit in the tube.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a metaphor for that shit series of horror films. but not sure how. it got no substance, just sook your life out from your eyes? and you let it happen, a prisonner by your own volition?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm assuming it's gonna suck up his brain and shit, but doesn't the trap seem too easy? from the looks of it all he has to do is break every finger from his right hand, painful for sure but nothing compared with all the maiming going on in the other traps

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Coming out in a little over a week
    Will you be watching it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll watch webms of camrips.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grainy ass camrips from India for maximum rustic found footage kino feel. Gonna feel bad for all the normies who pay for a subpar experience when you can just watch at home in your kino sanctum.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 years later on cable

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's probably coming out on streaming like two weeks later so why bother

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes as part of a “how to escape the saw trap” compilation recap on YouTube. I am too smart for these sorts of movies so I’d prefer not to waste my time and instead get to the good part and how an intelligent person would escape the trap.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It shows you all your post history on Cinemaphile

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This seems pretty easy, the guy is a thief and all he has to do to avoid getting his eyeballs sucked out is break some of his fingers.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised we haven’t gotten a tv mini series yet, new trap every episode with a detective cat and mouse subplot in the background.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's only so many ways to maim someone.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 > 6 > 1 > 3 > 4 > 5 > 3D > Jigsaw > Spiral

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I sincerely can't tell you the difference between Saw movies after 3, they all might as well be one movie.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based ranking although Strahm vs Hoffman plot in 4 and 5 was kino

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WTF THEY SKIPPED 9

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like Microsoft.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, all you need to do is dislocate your finger and you wont be vacuumed? Like homie. Any 1st year med student can pop it back in for you. It’s not even that painful

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    does it have to?
    how about horribly maimed?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it makes you look at gay porn

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY BRAND!

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