Given the fact that he's getting into fights, taking blows to the head, getting shot and stabbed, breaking bones and pulling muscles, breathing all of the gases Joker and Scarecrow come up with. Add to that the fact that he's doing this every night and not giving himself time to heal. If he starts at or near his prime (mid-20s) how long could he keep it up before he physically couldn't do it anymore?
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Who says he's doing this every night? Who says he doesn't take breaks for his body to recuperate?
A real rich guy? 1 night
I'd give a peak condition human in body armor going up against guys with guns 1 night tops before he has to either recover from wounds or is dead
didnt the very original batman just use guns
Only for like 2 or 3 issues. They were lax on killing in his first few appearances but that changed pretty quickly and mostly gets repeated as a meme by people who have never read a comic before. He has killed from time to time, but sparsely, and in his most famous stories he has a no-kill rule.
He’d be totally deaf in under 5 and also be pretty fricked up in every other way before 30, and they’d find out he was Wayne within a week
Batman isn't realistic and he'd be considered superhuman if you could do IRL what he does in comics.
He would realistically get shot in the face probably in his first year or so even with ninja training and top quality gear.
>alright boys we gotta find out who Batman is
>well he’s obviously from here, he’d have to have a shitload of money, he’d have to be able hide his bullshit somewhere really private, and he couldn’t possibly have a day job, we know he’s white and has blue eyes since he doesn’t cover his whole face and he’s 6’0-6’4 and weighs a lot, he’s really muscular and has black hair and-
>alright we get it it’s Bruce Wayne
I thought people just assumed he was funded by Wayne or someone else. Wasn't that the idea behind Batman Inc.?
I don’t know what that is, I’ve just never really cared whenever I watched something with Batman. Always seemed just as silly as Superman’s glasses to me, if not more so because of how serious Batman takes his secret identity whereas Superman doesn’t seem to give a shit. It would be very obvious it was Wayne from day 1, he doesn’t even bother to cover his face even 60%.
That was where Batman went around the world choosing people to be Batman in those countries, and funding them.
I've heard the name Batman inc countless times but it never even remotely made sense to me until now.
Did Morrison pull it off or was it shite. Dude weirdly will write the greatest thing you've ever fricking read or he'll shit out Superman/The Authority and you just stare at the walls like fricking why does this exist.
I'm not sure, but it didn't last long... I hear they're bringing it back
Morrison's Batman run sucks ass. It brought on nothing of value. Damian Wayne sucks ass.
>He doesn't like based Damian
Shit taste
Because of Damian, Tim Drake got fricked over. Damien stole his role, and now DC doesn't know what to do with him
DC's age system is absolutely fricked. Dick went from an orphaned kid to a grown man, Damian went from a one night stand with Talia to the same as age Tim, meanwhile Bruce hasn't aged a day.
Yeah now Tim is a homo.
He didn't steal his role he was just more based. With a proper and actual son, the robin role would eventually be his and then Batman unless he forfeits it or wasn't ready like when Bruce "died". Tim should be something like spoiler but more investigating since he was supposed to be a real good detective or whatever and most of the batkids always get another persona or alter ego. None of the writers care about Tim obviously and that's a shame but Damian has always been based. He should get a sister soon.
Bruce persona had nothing to do with that. He was just franchising the Batman symbol. All of those foreign batmen had to operate under and report to Batman himself not Bruce.
Kek, i'm willing to bet Afghanistani Batman didn't last long. ALOHA SNACKBAR, CRIME!!! *BOOM*
So Batman became the CIA?
In my headcanon superman has the secret power to fog humans' minds so they never perceive that he's Clark Kent. He doesn't tell anyone because he doesn't want to freak them the frick out.
That's cause everyone assumes Superman is Superman 24/7. With those powers, why would he want to be human?
>glasses
This is Zoey Deschanel with and without bangs.
You've already made it too difficult. It's way easier to deal with Batman. You hire a bunch of snipers, and have them waiting. Then you have a bunch of planted criminals, doing random crimes. Some purse snatching, other bank robbing. Batman's gotta go after one of them. Then once Batman shows up, you fricking shoot him in the face. American Military helmets are only designed to stop low caliber rounds, and anything stronger than your average pistol, is going straight through it. That sniper's bullet? Going straight through Batman's cowl.
There's no need to worry about who Batman is. He's a man. Fricking shoot him in the face. There's no need for all this recon, about what he looks like. Bullets are way easier.
Also there's no way you'd be able to get such a detailed description of Batman from a bunch of low level criminals. Eye witness testimony is very unreliable, which is why the cops split people up, to keep them from messing with each other's memory of the events. A bunch of random criminals aren't going to have that enforced, and are going to gossip about it the entire time.
You'll have a description of a 7 foot man-bat, with wings that are 15 feet across, and fangs 10 inches long. Not sure how you think they'd even know his hair color, with the cowl on, that might be the stupidest one. Well, maybe expecting them to remember eye color too.
>Ztfw people can't recognize superman because he wears glasses
ive been a vigilante that disguises as a frog for 8 years.
I feel like IRON MAN was the best counter to DC. Batman was everyone's favorite hero. But then you have this guy who is rich, snarky , and makes a better suit that could survive actual gunshots from an automatic rifle... and suddenly you watch Batman and you think about how silly it is that he'd survive any of that shit
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