By the modern definition of rape, he did. He tricked them into sleeping with him through infinite tries and learning everything he needs to say to frick them. None of what he tells them is truthful so he raped them through deception.
>he raped them through deception
That is not rape. If I go into a bar and tell some prostitute I'm a billionaire and she willing fricks me, that is consent and not rape. There is no law against lying. And what he was doing was not even lying. He just had a super advantage in that he could learn everything that turns them on.
Probably a couple of years. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't mind raping chicks, but I'd always assume the state of the world is a prank, trying to set me up so the one day I do something terrible is the one day the loop stops and I have to deal with the consequences of my actions. I think it'd take a couple of years to get bored enough not to care anymore.
>rape a woman >groundhog day continues >rape two women >continues >manage to rape a women every hour after careful reconnaissance >groundhog day ends
Can you imagine?
it would be more interesting to see how quickly you could teach the entire town to rap
as in, whats the largest musical type production you could put on that involves the most people
as in, is there a setup where if you act perfectly, the world comes together in this perfect sort of way--there is a perfection implied in the ending by the fact that he gets his girl, finally, and it's the last day; but are there other 'prefect endings'?
are there 'hidden objective' means of closing the loop? what if his next door neighbor was a play director, a random girl about to kill herself on the other side of town was a balet dancer, and what if there were an old, old woman at an old folks home who raps faster than eminem?
and what if there is exist a way of putting these people together such that they put on a glorious performance that ends up getting seen by certain towns folk, and everyone claps, applauds, their smiles frozen in time as bill murray realizes that this too closes the loop.
what if you start raping and everyone screams and shrieks but eventually just walk over to you forming a circle watching your rape as their get yells turn into the mumbles of a crowd.
then they all go quiet and break into applause as you cum.
what if you raped so much that you developed a preference for which women you preferred. like, you've been beaten to death before for raping in public, and it was hot, but fricking dumb, because you got stabbed to death by an onlooker, but you realized eventually that many women were in good positions to be taken pretty easily.
what if one day you got tired of raping your old gotos, and though, what if I rape that young girl on the playground. you're half joking, as in you think it's a funny thought, but now that you're thinking it, you hear a knock at the door.
so you turn off your alarm, and go to your door in your robe, and your hair is a mess, and your robe is open and your dick is out, and it's hard because when you rape, it tends to be one of the last things you see before another loop, on account of a quick reset suicide or other shenanigans, and you open the door, and it's that little girl you were just joking about raping, right at your fricking hotel door.
and she say, "Boy, I bet you wanted to rape me but you were scared you'd be stuck with a horrible timeline."
I would never do anything too bad because I'm a coward that might think the time loop would end. I'd maybe shoplift whiskey at worst and even then I could just buy it because my money would regenerate everyday.
I'd go full Peter Gibbons from Office Space mode. >don't show up to work because it'll never be payday >boss blows up my phone and I can laugh at the messages >sleep in because he won't remember the next day
I probably would never. Not that I wouldn't want to but I would be too scared that the evil that put me in that situation would just end the loop after my deeds accomplished and leave me face the consequences for real this time...
I think what would be more interesting would be how long it would take you to tie up your sheets and rappel down out of your window and swat kick in the window below you. you break in and try as hard as you can to keep things calm, as you charm the occupants into a lunch date.
I'd have heard Sonny & Cher once. Think about it: Punxsutawney has this high influx of tourists for one day and that coincided with a really bad storm, so there will be vulnerable drunks and too many suspects to wade through if I'm disguised and careful.
Here's a better one. After how many time loops would you despise the place so much that you start machine learning how to incapacitate the local police and set off a series of strategically placed explosions that ruins the town's infrastructure, timed perfectly with a lock in massacre at the evening dance?
I find it hilarious
Now I imagine Bill waking up at 6 AM sharp every morning running with a smile on his face to execute a well rounded plan and rape everything he can on a rush
I think it'd take a while. I'd have to get the beat down, work on my rhythm... practice a few rhymes, maybe get one of those dictionaries. I'd need to get a good boombox or somehow to handle the DJing. I think it'd just be a couple months though before I got pretty competent at it and could take Grannie for a spin.
Probably never now that I think about it. Think about this, you can rape every woman within the reachable area - then realize what you have doomed yourself to. You have tasted the power to have any woman, but a bounty of desirable women always exist outside your grasp as a missed opportunity.
You have the power to rape, but the A list celebrity of choice is more than 24 hours away. Why subject yourself to that anguish. It's better not to rape.
I've had this discussion literally dozens of times before (lol, just like groundhogs day amirite???) and I still say I don't think I ever would. Not because I think I'm particularly holy or anything, I simply believe that there are certain hurdles that some people cannot overpass no matter how much time passes. And this very board is the proof of that. Look how many people have spent years, literally YEARS of their lives doing nothing, going nowhere, meeting no one, alone and lonely, never getting a girlfriend, despite the fact they have literally *nothing to lose*. They could just go out there and do it. Who cares if they fail the first few times? Who cares if they get embarrassed, don't wear the right clothes or the right shoes, can't make conversation, can't hold eye contact, commit some other faux pas? It's not the end of the world. They could just learn from it and try again another day. But no matter how much vast, empty, open free time they have, they never, ever work up the courage to make that very first step. They're locked in place for eternity. If you can throw away years of your real life staying stuck in the pit, I don't believe supernatural aid would help.
Likewise I don't think anyone who doesn't have a predisposition to rape would ever go through with some kind of gluttinous rape orgy even if they thought the magic of a time reset would absolve them of any responsibility for it. The hurdle to actually commiting the act is just too high to jump- and who's to say there isn't some spiritual entity watching you, waiting for you to commit an atrocity so bad your punishment will be even worse than the limbo you're stuck in now? Those in the real world are already paralyzed by such a fear of the unknown; in the fantasy of this movie, considering you're already experiencing some form of "magic", there's every reason more to believe there might indeed be a being responsible watching and judging you.
they aren't capable of anticipating the repercussions anyway
it's why they always look so sullen and pouty when they get arrested
they don't even really have full awareness of what they did wrong
Heh, a Black person on 4chin
Honest question fellow human
How do you feel watching videos of Black folk going in packs and raiding stores outrigth stealing everything
Would it be immoral to find a man and use my Groundhog Day powers to turn them into a rapist within a short amount of time so that I can watch (maybe whilst also finding a women to watch with so that I can have sex too?)
That way I haven't actually done anything that I can be arrested for should the magic suddenly end.
You would never have escaped the loop if you did that. Punxsutawney was Purgatory. You are meant to cleanse your soul there. Something like that would just seal your fate to an eternity of Groundhog Day.
Within a week. I’d only rape men who I despised and wanted to see broken.
Mentally sick frick in every single thread.
sounds pretty gay to me
Nothing gay about breaking people with unearned confidence:
Pussy
nah its still pretty gay
why are you such a flaming homo? did your daddy diddle you?
No, I just want to take what someone never earned. It goes deeper than the social politics of sex:
sounds to me like you just want to have sex with boys to cope with your own abuse
this is a safe space anon, you can open up about your emotions here
those bucks'd really be be broken
Never. You're just a sociopath OP. Seek help or die.
Not OP, but you’re weak and have no understanding of the reality if nature. Go ahead and read about comfort girls circa ww2, pussy blind homosexual.
he did rape every single frickable woman in that town, it's cannon
By the modern definition of rape, he did. He tricked them into sleeping with him through infinite tries and learning everything he needs to say to frick them. None of what he tells them is truthful so he raped them through deception.
>he raped them through deception
That is not rape. If I go into a bar and tell some prostitute I'm a billionaire and she willing fricks me, that is consent and not rape. There is no law against lying. And what he was doing was not even lying. He just had a super advantage in that he could learn everything that turns them on.
This knockoff flick is pretty much that part of groundhog's day
I'd do it without the time power
>catched
Probably a couple of years. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't mind raping chicks, but I'd always assume the state of the world is a prank, trying to set me up so the one day I do something terrible is the one day the loop stops and I have to deal with the consequences of my actions. I think it'd take a couple of years to get bored enough not to care anymore.
Exactly this. I'd be too scared of the world not resetting.
Kek, me too. I would think that it was some sort of convoluted glowop to trick me into committing crimes.
>rape a woman
>groundhog day continues
>rape two women
>continues
>manage to rape a women every hour after careful reconnaissance
>groundhog day ends
Can you imagine?
How long would it take until you started raping people?
it would be more interesting to see how quickly you could teach the entire town to rap
as in, whats the largest musical type production you could put on that involves the most people
as in, is there a setup where if you act perfectly, the world comes together in this perfect sort of way--there is a perfection implied in the ending by the fact that he gets his girl, finally, and it's the last day; but are there other 'prefect endings'?
are there 'hidden objective' means of closing the loop? what if his next door neighbor was a play director, a random girl about to kill herself on the other side of town was a balet dancer, and what if there were an old, old woman at an old folks home who raps faster than eminem?
and what if there is exist a way of putting these people together such that they put on a glorious performance that ends up getting seen by certain towns folk, and everyone claps, applauds, their smiles frozen in time as bill murray realizes that this too closes the loop.
>it would be more interesting to see how quickly you could teach the entire town to rape
I'd literally be raping before I even knew it was a time loop.
infinitely i dont like my partner not enjoying herself
Then you'd love raping.
is that what edgy wannabe rapists tell themselves
Within a week. I’d only rape men who I despised and wanted to see broken
what if you start raping and everyone screams and shrieks but eventually just walk over to you forming a circle watching your rape as their get yells turn into the mumbles of a crowd.
then they all go quiet and break into applause as you cum.
Then you'd ve in the Indian remake.
what if you raped so much that you developed a preference for which women you preferred. like, you've been beaten to death before for raping in public, and it was hot, but fricking dumb, because you got stabbed to death by an onlooker, but you realized eventually that many women were in good positions to be taken pretty easily.
what if one day you got tired of raping your old gotos, and though, what if I rape that young girl on the playground. you're half joking, as in you think it's a funny thought, but now that you're thinking it, you hear a knock at the door.
so you turn off your alarm, and go to your door in your robe, and your hair is a mess, and your robe is open and your dick is out, and it's hard because when you rape, it tends to be one of the last things you see before another loop, on account of a quick reset suicide or other shenanigans, and you open the door, and it's that little girl you were just joking about raping, right at your fricking hotel door.
and she say, "Boy, I bet you wanted to rape me but you were scared you'd be stuck with a horrible timeline."
Never because I'd be scared shitless that the cycle randomly ends and I'm stuck with a horrible timeline
I would never do anything too bad because I'm a coward that might think the time loop would end. I'd maybe shoplift whiskey at worst and even then I could just buy it because my money would regenerate everyday.
man, id be so scared of the the loop turning into somethin else if I rapped faster than eminem
I'd go full Peter Gibbons from Office Space mode.
>don't show up to work because it'll never be payday
>boss blows up my phone and I can laugh at the messages
>sleep in because he won't remember the next day
now someone is actually thinking
I probably would never. Not that I wouldn't want to but I would be too scared that the evil that put me in that situation would just end the loop after my deeds accomplished and leave me face the consequences for real this time...
I'd be too afraid of the time loop stopping right after I do some truly heinous shit
I think what would be more interesting would be how long it would take you to tie up your sheets and rappel down out of your window and swat kick in the window below you. you break in and try as hard as you can to keep things calm, as you charm the occupants into a lunch date.
>only have one day that repeats
>the United Kingdom is too far away to make the Warwick Davis copypastas real
you could hijack a private jet and parachute yourself on his house
I'd have heard Sonny & Cher once. Think about it: Punxsutawney has this high influx of tourists for one day and that coincided with a really bad storm, so there will be vulnerable drunks and too many suspects to wade through if I'm disguised and careful.
What would be the easiest way to secure a rape faster than Eminem?
ask grandma
Here's a better one. After how many time loops would you despise the place so much that you start machine learning how to incapacitate the local police and set off a series of strategically placed explosions that ruins the town's infrastructure, timed perfectly with a lock in massacre at the evening dance?
Honestly, probably within the first 2 weeks. Why not?
I’d try a full Skalitz run and see if I could clear the town before the reset
I find it hilarious
Now I imagine Bill waking up at 6 AM sharp every morning running with a smile on his face to execute a well rounded plan and rape everything he can on a rush
>"You off to see the groundhog?"
>immediately stab the fat c**t then force him to his knees for a BJ
What do you mean "how long"?
I think it'd take a while. I'd have to get the beat down, work on my rhythm... practice a few rhymes, maybe get one of those dictionaries. I'd need to get a good boombox or somehow to handle the DJing. I think it'd just be a couple months though before I got pretty competent at it and could take Grannie for a spin.
Probably never now that I think about it. Think about this, you can rape every woman within the reachable area - then realize what you have doomed yourself to. You have tasted the power to have any woman, but a bounty of desirable women always exist outside your grasp as a missed opportunity.
You have the power to rape, but the A list celebrity of choice is more than 24 hours away. Why subject yourself to that anguish. It's better not to rape.
An international flight is 12 hours maybe
>zoomer chuds and newbies dont understand the entire point of this ancient meme anymore
>think OP actually gives a shit about his question
He was in the time loop for apparently something like 50,000 years so Im sure he did it all after a few years
I do it and I'm not even in groundhog day
I've had this discussion literally dozens of times before (lol, just like groundhogs day amirite???) and I still say I don't think I ever would. Not because I think I'm particularly holy or anything, I simply believe that there are certain hurdles that some people cannot overpass no matter how much time passes. And this very board is the proof of that. Look how many people have spent years, literally YEARS of their lives doing nothing, going nowhere, meeting no one, alone and lonely, never getting a girlfriend, despite the fact they have literally *nothing to lose*. They could just go out there and do it. Who cares if they fail the first few times? Who cares if they get embarrassed, don't wear the right clothes or the right shoes, can't make conversation, can't hold eye contact, commit some other faux pas? It's not the end of the world. They could just learn from it and try again another day. But no matter how much vast, empty, open free time they have, they never, ever work up the courage to make that very first step. They're locked in place for eternity. If you can throw away years of your real life staying stuck in the pit, I don't believe supernatural aid would help.
Likewise I don't think anyone who doesn't have a predisposition to rape would ever go through with some kind of gluttinous rape orgy even if they thought the magic of a time reset would absolve them of any responsibility for it. The hurdle to actually commiting the act is just too high to jump- and who's to say there isn't some spiritual entity watching you, waiting for you to commit an atrocity so bad your punishment will be even worse than the limbo you're stuck in now? Those in the real world are already paralyzed by such a fear of the unknown; in the fantasy of this movie, considering you're already experiencing some form of "magic", there's every reason more to believe there might indeed be a being responsible watching and judging you.
>tfw I'll never enter a ground hog day situation because I'm black
hey blackanon, can you rap for us?
Groundhog day would be black heaven so it wouldn't really work.
It would be the same as their everyday life, they already have no conception of the future or the past.
Yeah but groundhog day adds no repercussions to the mix.
they aren't capable of anticipating the repercussions anyway
it's why they always look so sullen and pouty when they get arrested
they don't even really have full awareness of what they did wrong
>be black man
>get caught in a groundhog day timeloop
>okay time to rape
>all the women actually just want to frick a bbc so you can't rape
truly hell
hi phil
Heh, a Black person on 4chin
Honest question fellow human
How do you feel watching videos of Black folk going in packs and raiding stores outrigth stealing everything
we do that all the time because you won't do shit to stop us.
Would it be immoral to find a man and use my Groundhog Day powers to turn them into a rapist within a short amount of time so that I can watch (maybe whilst also finding a women to watch with so that I can have sex too?)
That way I haven't actually done anything that I can be arrested for should the magic suddenly end.
You would never have escaped the loop if you did that. Punxsutawney was Purgatory. You are meant to cleanse your soul there. Something like that would just seal your fate to an eternity of Groundhog Day.