How long would you last?

How long would you last?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    about two hours

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no internet? 4 hours

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would construct a tablet from palm fronds and and a flat rock
      it wouldn't do anything really, but the placebo effect might help

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Atleast 1.5 hours and at most 30 billion years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      'At least' is two words you stupid homosexual, you'd be dead within an hour

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Id live.
    No way I'd keep track of time and shit like he did..I guess now that I've seen this movie if this happened I would.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd keep track of time for probably a few weeks/months, then eventually I'd stop giving a frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know how many days each month has

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the biggest obstacle would be getting a fire going. if i could do that id imagine my chances are greatly increased.

        it'd be a fricking struggle though

        beyond based, me too.

        Reminder that the subplot to this movie was Kelly cheating on him before he was stranded on the island with the dentist. Look at the timelines.

        i always hate movies that have plotlines sorrounding this. WOAH PEOPLE SUCK!?!??!??!?!?!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A tropical island with no mortgage or taxes?
    Forever.
    Hell is other people.
    All I need are fish and coconuts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Without your Cinemaphile pals and the ability to shitpost you'd be suicidal within a week.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't shitpost. I look on with irritation while attempts at discussion are derailed by obvious low-effort trolls.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          then you wouldn't be able to enjoy acting pretentious with your smug dismissal of other humans. you need the internet now, all of us do

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he can smugly dismiss coconut crabs and various sea birds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. I wouldnt even think about leaving.
      Got water, got food, got sporting goods to talk to.
      Sorted

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Decades

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For a second I thought that was a photo of Captain Ron.
    Anyway, this is now a Captain Ron thread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well I didn't think it was captain ron. Not even for a second.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking Wilson would be like fricking an butthole. The only tight part around your dick would be when you enter Wilson, the rest would be air. Now realizing this you can probably assume that you could last a long time in Wilson. Due to the dire circumstances you would not have access to porn or stimuli like it and would probably not last long at all even with the sub optimal grip of Wilsons hole. So my guess would be around 2-5 minutes.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    12-18 hours or a few days. unlikely to go weeks or months, depends on a few things.
    >is there fresh water
    >will i get a parasite or viral or bacterial infection from the fresh water
    >am i competent to build a shelter from available materials
    >do i have flint and tinder or fibrous material to build a friction bow and make a fire
    >are there venomous fish or snails in the water
    >are there sharks in the water
    >is it hurricane/cyclone/monsoon season
    >is the island TEEMING with crabs that will attempt to rip me to shreds if i sleep on the ground
    these are just examples, there could be a great many more terrible things

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he had an ice skate blade or some shit he was basically 1000 years in front of any given African village

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats literally godmode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I could frick up any crab and even a great many crabs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        these coconut motherfrickers swarm you while you sleep and start nipping bits of flesh off your body. just a couple hunks before you wake up and realize whats happening and mercilessly bludgeon them into crab cakes. thing is though, you've now got a lot of open sores and not a lot of ways to clean yourself. you try to clean up as best you can and wait for the cuts to scab over. few days later you notice one or two of 'em are real, real red. maybe got a little pus on the edges. you clean up again, but you're damn tired. long day. next morning you wake up and you are absolutely burning hot. worst fever you ever had. you try to get some water, but you can't keep it down. your cuts are mostly healed over, except for one you can't really see. it's on the back of your shoulder. slick wet and hurts like hell. green and black shit all over your fingers. you throw up. hard. you cough. hard. hard. hard. you stagger back towards your lean-to, but you're so damn tired. whats funny still, you're burning up with fever but you've got a deathly chill. you stumble down to your knees, a few yards up the beach you can see your lean-to. you stumble again. you can't pick yourself up. your vision is blurry, you wipe your eyes. out of the corner of your eye, in your quickly-fading peripheral, a crab slowly descends from a coconut tree onto the beach.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          deepest lore and crafted prose

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          all you have to do is build a hammock or moat or wall yourself with rocks and obstacles

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You say it like most people here can easily build their own shelters.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I would imagine in a situation like that you're going to learn really fricking fast unless you're a woman or black

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Back to your containment polcel

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is that the actual origin of hammocks? To avoid crabs?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, although that is a benefit. They avoid bugs and other crawling biters ans on ships work better than beds(in ancient times anyways)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >"CRABS could be here" he thought. "I've never been on this beach before. There could be CRABS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his chest. "I HATE CRABS" he thought.
              >"With a hammock you can sleep anywhere you want" he said to himself out loud.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah bc a fricking tree crab could never go up a tree and into your hammock

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'd be more worried about ants than some frickin crabs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't there a pretty sizeable cave on the island? thats primo shelter right there

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    idk, but i would start by searching for a water source

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    about tree fiddy

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First of all, I would live in the forest that he never seems to explore.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As long as it would take me to try to eat and frick everything on the island and surrounding waters.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How long would I last? For starters I would never leave the island

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody would last long. You'd go insane from isolation after a few months and have a nice day in some way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, it is impossible to be alone.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Typical zoomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    maybe 3 days

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4 days, tops.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With my fiance-to-be leaving me to die alone and finding another man? I didn't even have to finish stranded on an island for that to happen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Mine just went back to the guy she left for me in the first place though

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    less than 10 minutes ngl

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm genuinely surprised literally everyone isn't saying forever. Now how well I would do with fishing etc is another story. And also there may be some other problems like weather, bugs, injury, etc that would drive me crazy and make me leave to either get away or get help.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The bugs wouldn’t really bother you; you pretty much get a constant wind on an island like that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who the frick would stay outdoors like that, you would be searching for a natural shelter within the first day of being stranded.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably up until God shows up at midnight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What was the point of the whale?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was havin a whale of a time 🙂

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Like I said in the post. It was Good checking in, the next daylight is when the cargo ship shows up and rescues him. So I guess don't lose hope even if your imaginary friend gets lost at sea.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As long as I could. Eventually I would willingly turn schizo and create an imaginary friend and really try to convince myself that they are real to the point where Im actively hallucinating their existence.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not worth it. I wouldn't kms, but If I had a good enough excuse to die, like being stranded on a deserted island, I would do so.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a month before starving. Pretty sure I could get enough water to not die earlier.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the subplot to this movie was Kelly cheating on him before he was stranded on the island with the dentist. Look at the timelines.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a surveyor so probably longer than the average person

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd use that rope very quickly.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Without internet etc it would be very hard

    Maybe you'd become varg-pilled and start building a comfy hut etc

    The need to hunt for food etc and warmth would also keep you occupied

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After reading this thread, I figured it all out. First, you need to find a long, solid chunk of wood. Then you go to the beach and pretend to sleep there. Later, when crabs approach you, you kill a lot of them with your makeshift mace. You drink their body fluids for water, eat their meat, and collect leftovers to dump them in one place so you can distract new crabs with this fresh cannibalistic feast. They will be too busy eating to bother you in your sleep. It's a foolproof island survival plan.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I could probably last a couple years at the very least.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mentally, forever
    Physically, maybe 1-3 weeks

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically? A month or two.

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