how many days in a row would you wake up and go straight to a gun store and blow your brains out of their container?
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how many days in a row would you wake up and go straight to a gun store and blow your brains out of their container?
None, that's fricking gay. What I WOULD do is shoot the shopkeeper and go for a 100% kill run.
This.
See how many people you can kill in one day and then try to beat that record.
This sounds wild and crazy until you realize he remembers everything.
I would just play video games
This. Imagine playing League of Legends in a time loop, knowing if you do matchmaking at the exact same time every day you will get the exact same people, and will know their picks and bans in advance, what they'll do, etc. You can mind game them so hard. Not even try to win, just frick with them.
you're cheating though. you have to imagine living the same day on repeat in 1993. you were alive in 1993, right anon?
only for half of it
and in that specific town. You're not gonna have access to your video games, unless you just happened to live in that town.
>envisions himself playing some soulless MOBA game in a dark basement for eternity instead of using his immortality to go outside and do literally fricking anything with his life
I’d expect that more then the typical post you gays post of raping.
I would have thought higher of you if you said you were just going to start relentlessly raping.
>This. Imagine playing League of Legends in a time loop, knowing if you do matchmaking at the exact same time every day you will get the exact same people, and will know their picks and bans in advance, what they'll do, etc. You can mind game them so hard. Not even try to win, just frick with them.
This. Imagine playing League of Legends in a time loop, knowing if you do matchmaking at the exact same time every day you will get the exact same people, and will know their picks and bans in advance, what they'll do, etc. You can mind game them so hard. Not even try to win, just frick with them.
Holy shit imnjist thinking about doing this in my favorite game league of legends. Think about itbifnyou queue up at the same time every day you'll match with the same opponents, that way you'll know their picks and bans think about it you could totally mindfrick them easily or something I forget frick this shit that's such a gay answer lmao
The thing about Groundhog's Day was that it happened to him while he was away in another city, not around his own things or able to leave. So he didn't exactly get to be around computers, hot women, fast cars, etc. You would have had to relive the day endlessly with what was available in that town and grow to love it
Ned Ryerson did nothing wrong.
Ned Ryerson did a great many things wrong. Trying to hard sell people in the street is so fricking obnoxious there'd be days where I little just prison shank Ned then and there. There'd be days I start cutting up his body on the street and laugh and play with the blood.
I would go to dinner with Ned Ryerson, order the most expensive item on the menu, then ditch when the bill came.
Not only that, this was a pre-internet world, so him being trapped in town really was a small hell. Video games become a lot less fun if you can't get online. The whole premise basically blows up in an era with internet and smart phones, being stuck in a small town would barely isolate you at all. You could make a thousand successful stock trades in one day, go live on social media claiming to be a god while you weave through traffic and gunfire and have the entire world watching. You could contact everyone you know and anyone around the planet, learn about them like Bill Murray did, and really be a true god when you got out.
He spent eons raping prime Andy McDowell.
>The thing about Groundhog's Day was that it happened to him while he was away in another city, not around his own things or able to leave.
There's been bundles of Groundhog Day threads. Punxsutawney is less than 100 miles from Pittsburgh International Airport and the conditions are not bad in the morning. Considering he'd be able to learn any cop locations, traffic conditions and the roads themselves he'd be able to make that journey if he stole car first thing in the morning. With all the practice he'd be able to get with the drive he'd easily be able to make it there in about an hour after enough time. From there he could make his way to just about anywhere in the world. Depending on flights available he might be limited on how much time he can actually spend in certain locations but for the most part he'd be able to go wherever he wanted before he resets.
Imagine flying to Thailand, raping a bunch of **** and then the loop stopping just as you are thrown into Thai jail for life.
I can't decide if it would be worth it or not.
Perhaps but I got the impression that the weather and other events keeping him in town weren't natural. Whatever supernatural force was making him repeat the day was also keeping him in the town. If he tried to escape and that force didn't want him to, it could alter the weather or whatever was necessary.
I never got that impression but I guess I don't think it matters. No matter what he did or where could get to he would end up back in Punxsutawney, eventually discovering that was the only place he wanted to be.
It wouldn't take too long to figure out a speedrun to a nearby system you can access every morning without being resisted.
This. Imagine playing League of Legends in a time loop, knowing if you do matchmaking at the exact same time every day you will get the exact same people, and will know their picks and bans in advance, what they'll do, etc. You can mind game them so hard. Not even try to win, just frick with them.
>in a world of infinite, repeatable possibilities this is what the zoomer plans on doing
It was 1993. The best he could get would be a SNES or a Genesis, assuming any store in town had them, and he'd be limited to whatever games they had in stock on that day. They could be great games but it wouldn't be that large of a selection. Would probably only occupy him for a few weeks.
I would listen. That's what no one did.
The real groundhogs were the days we made along the way.
Hasn't happened yet.
One? After that it seems pointless.
This. Once you know it won't actually kill you doing it again is just repeating an even shorter span of time.
But that can be a benefit, shortening the time until the reset. Think about this: wake up fully rested, go use a hooker (or just jerk off), have a nice day (and maybe the hooker first, for fun), immediately wake up fully refreshed and ready to do it again with no wait, no cooldown, no soreness, no matter how many times you repeat this.
this might get boring, especially if it's the same hooker. why do you think the divorce rate is so high?
Yeah, imagine how nice it would be to avoid soreness and achy bones after all those murder suicides.
Since you wake up in the bed at the same time it seems self-defeating.
I think I'd just eat pastries and read and maybe pick up some skills. And kill myself of course.
>read and maybe pick up some skills
This is what people who support UBI claim they would do
>kill myself of course
What they would do
I'd probably just play some video games and drink a lot of coke and eat pizza man. I'm pretty happy doing that.
That's hilarious.
My big question is how pain carries over in memory.
Can you imagine doing the same thing everyday without accomplishing anything?
haha yeah who can imagine such a thing hahaha i mean like nothing lol lmao even just your whole life is a big joke oh my god
ha what kind of a loser would do that?
I don't need to
Can you imagine doing the same thing everyday without accomplishing anything?
ha what kind of a loser would do that?
...h-ha ha ha What a loser...
t.
These uninspired wojaks are never going to die are they? This site lost all creativity like 7 years ago
>When the psyops team forgets to rename the file
you lowly paid homosexuals are so transparent, guess it works on thirdies though doesn't it
Literally me.
Hahahaha, n-no!
The part where he learned ice sculpting really spoke to me.
I've been learning origami. One day it will come in handy and I'll impress some chick.
i don't care if you are shitposting, you just warmed my heart.
Good for you anon. Everyday is groundhog day until you learn skills and find love. And you're well on your way on the former.
Hey shut up let me out
That about sums it up for me
Literally me
The sheer amount of things you could do. Frick. It probably would be one of the happiest periods of my life. I would study the shit i've been putting off. I would steal cars. I would frick. I would jump off a building. I would set myself on fire. I would explore every inch of my city. I'd do every single drug I could get my hands on. I would transcend.
>I would frick.
You can do that without a time loop you dork
>I would explore every inch of my city.
He was trapped in a tiny shitass town and that was part of the point. If he had been in a big city he never would have grown as a person and reached nirvana.
>I would transcend.
You'd still be a loser, but on repeat. lol.
That's why league of legends was invented. Every day man. Just dominating forever. You would never loose at a certain point and always win. You'd be like God. Come on. You'd rule league
>catched
I'd play video games. God would get bored first
You could have some sense of progression in solitude with your mind.
Such as if you just stayed inside and read books and other materials.
But I think the movie is about falling in love, love gives life meaning.
Otherwise you are just serving a material world to survive it all.
If you lived like a monk, you could achieve great edification.
One thousand years of prayer, meditation, scripture study.
Existential dread can drive you to the point of despair.
But a habit of prayer keeps you centered within.
>But I think the movie is about falling in love, love gives life meaning.
I love no-one and I have survived miserably on this awful planet for almost 40 years.
If I didn't do drugs it would be unbearable.
That's hilarious.
My big question is how pain carries over in memory.
I wont even bother seducing and just figure out the drugs stash and the schedules of the hotties and just rape day and night faster than Grandma and Eminem combined
What if you rape someone and it doesn't loop? Just the thought of it haunts me and I'm not even in his situation.
If you get desperate enough to rape/murder/etc then you'd probably be relieved to be out of it despite the consequences.
I’d probably just play some video games and drink a lot of coke and eat pizza man. I'm pretty happy doing that.
Since you wake up in the bed at the same time it seems self-defeating.
I think I'd just eat pastries and read and maybe pick up some skills. And kill myself of course.
Imagine pooping in the dark perfectly.
how man days would you go before you would honestly start to consider it? Without knowing what the hell was going on, it would be hard to do still, for me anyway. I would assume it was permadeath.
I like to imagine that he went so far as to rape chillins
he is literally in heaven and he doesn't even know
Gritty reboot time:
>Commit horrific sex crimes every day until police arrest you
>Wake up in your hotel room once again to start the day over
>Accidentally learn the meaning of life after committing the most vile crime of all
>Wake up in the jail cell
>Roll credits
>out of their container
who the frick says it like this?
I come from reddit.
If I'm there for eternity? I'd kill myself once with every gun in town. Some people say he stayed repeating days for 10,000 years, I can't imagine he'd stay sane after that. Honestly I'd say 3-5 years should be enough to accomplish what he did, thats about 1000-1600 days. Even if it was something crazy like 10-20 I doubt he could even last 100 years, let alone 1,000 or 10,000.
Id just eat food, sleep and rent movies
I would go to the nearest elementary school and blow my load out if you know what I'm saying.
Every. Single. Day.
After a certain point your brain would stop absorbing information and you would have no reason to even get out of bed
>realistic movie
>groundhog turns into a cartoon for one scene
what the frick were they thinking? This is worse than Marv turning into a skellington for one frame of home alone
Cinemaphile(nel) is literally a bunch of morons/spergs re-living their first meme, over, over, over, over, over...
I'd wake up early and on-time everyday.
I would become the Jeopardy champion that Phil never became
you wouldn't create the perfect rape and murder spree? what a dumbass.
i would have raped the entire population thousands of times each before i finally put a gun in my mouth. and if it didn't work, i would just go back and rape the entire town all over again
rob the ambulance for morphine.
repeat.
checkmate, God.
Imagine trying to figure out how much of a drug empire you can build in a day.
I would be so sick of Andie McDowell's face that I would beat her to death with my fists every day until time ended. But first, I'd have a couple errands to run. I'd have to find the old b***hes with the flat and lift my leg loke a dog and piss on their car. Then I'd find that brat in the tree and lay a spike-strip and some broken glass in his landing spot. Then I'd grab my two drinking buddies and head toward the train and bail at the last second and laugh as they crashed. Finally, I'd find that poor homeless guy and douse him with lighter fluid and watch him burn. Then I'd go back to my comfy room and genuinely look forward to starting a new day as the Town Terror
consider: the only reason they didn't leave town was the storm coming from the west. He could leave early and head southeast and make NYC by afternoon, easy. They are not trapped in this shithole. The are only blocked from heading back to Pittsburgh.
He gets up at 6 AM. Grab a car, drive until about 3 or 4 PM and you're in NY or Philly or whatever.
when does his "day" end tho? Assuming he survives it, couldn't he just stay awake until 6 AM and break the cycle? It is not hard to stay awake for 24 hours once you realize what is going on.
He covers this. It's 24 hours and even if he's still awake once the clock ticks over to 6am he's immediately back in bed at 6am the previous day.
shit. in that case I'd be the Town Terror every fricking day.
With my luck the loop would end when i kill or rape.
there is hardly a more sympathetic reason to kill someone or rape someone than being stuck in an eternal timeloop
guess it depends on details.
If you got into meditation you could essentially wake up, drive to a spot that will remain isolated, and meditate
So you could meditate almost all day every day and become enlightened after 600 years
Meditation does nothing
endless sex
endless eating cake and donuts.
endless destruction
endless fun
According to Census data, around the time the movie was made, that town had about 600 girls under the age of 18, around 300 college age, and roughly 600 each in the 25-45, 45-65, and the 65+ ranges. Though as many as 40,000 people are in the town for Groundhog Day now, when the movie was made, that number was only around 2,000, so assuming an equal gender split, that's an extra 1,000 women, most of whom would be adults, especially when it's on a weekday.
Have fun.
>most of whom would be adults
That's a shame.
There would presumably be more people than usual in the town to attend the festival.
i would raid the police station evidence locker and get high out of my mind while going on a titty touching rampage
I think I'd eventually find a way to kill myself by holding my breath past my limit like one of those monks that can do insane things with their bodies.
Then I would just spend every day waking up and dying instantly, eventually entering into a meditative state where even the alarm clock doesn't phase me. Everything would fade into the background like a hum as I completely clear my mind. I would just stay like that, my mind totally clear, not even breathing, forever, reaching levels of nirvana the most holy men could only dream of moments after waking up and dying shortly after.
>Having infinite to do whatever is ... Le bad!
Did boomers actually believe this?
After having sex with every man, women, child, dog, and cat in the town. He finally completed the main quest!
i would probably just read a lot and shit like that twilight zone but no chance of breaking my glasses or monkey paw shit
>same day every day
>but with the same radio
couldn't do it. he needs an mp3 player or a phone with a bluetooth speaker.
How many days and years was it determined he spent in the loop?
One of the drafts had him spending 10,000 days in the loop which would be 27 years.
I'm trying to reach the Jhanic trances through vipassina meditation, which means it wouldn't matter if I repeated the same day over and over.
You'll just respawn, why the frick would I do that? I'd spend a lot of time eating delicious food and having sex. Maybe go play golf or go bowling. Tons of options.
everyone in this thread would be raping everybody they could catch, including the shopkeeper and groundhog
For me it's selecting the most attractive woman in the town and raping her repeatedly until I know every inch of her body and exactly what gets her off the hardest, to the point where I deliver an earth-shattering, life-altering orgasm every single time
I don't like the idea of rape tbh. I'm sure I would try it at some point in an infinite loop but it's really just not my thing.