How many gay things happened in thor love and Thunder?

How many gay things happened in thor love and Thunder?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's the gay rock guy with the gay porn mustache

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just the audience

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't really matter, even if there wasn't any I've just walked away from anything Disney. There marketing tactics are vile, like most western companies, they treat customers like shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >turns 360 and walks away again
      See you next thread fren.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. Just torrent it and move on

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did you torrent it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they treat customers like shit
      >mfw Disney doesn't cater to my every whim

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She kisses the hand of one of Zeus' concubines.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    From what I can remember, Gay rocks and Vakarye kisses a girl's hand.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not many.
    Valk is confirmed a dyke, but aside from kissing a greek lady's hand, she doesn't date anyone anymore because of the trauma of losing her other Valkyrie lovers.
    Korg's race gets retconned back into being all male, and he gets a boyfriend in the end. Not technically gay, but you know.
    The males in Zeus' entourage faint at the sight of Thor's dick along with the females.
    Some would say Heimdal's son changing his name to Axl is a parallel to trannies changing names and such, but in reality it's just him really liking Guns'n'Roses. If anything, it's more like the son of immigrants wanting a more generic name in order to fit in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did Heimdalls son and Valkyrie have British accents anyway? Shouldn't they have old roughish Scandinavian accents like Thor?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Americans love the British accent. Same reason why half the people in a Galaxy Far, Far Away have a British accent.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also Thor hasn't ever had a roughish Scandinavian accent in the MCU, evar. For a while he was doing some Olde English sorta thing but dropped it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was very funny that Heimdall's wife is just some Norwegian lady I guess. They didn't have her like costumed like a god or anything and it killed me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Heimdall died before the Asgardians got to Earth.
          Not that he couldn't have Bifrosted himself to Norway every once in a while to frick a b***h, but most likely his wife (or rather widow, I guess) is an Asgardian who's just dressed as a regular human during the movie.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This. Most of the Asgardians were just chilling in normal clothes that weren't part of the tourist thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Valk is confirmed a dyke
      I mean, she's basically an Asgard Amazon warrior, it doesn't shock me. I'm not Duncan Idaho.
      >Zeus being bi
      Least shocking thing evar. Zeus would frick a sexy tree.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Valk is confirmed a dyke,

      We've known this since Thor: Ragnarok, but does it actually come up in the narrative, or is the handmaiden kiss the entirity of it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a moment to suggest that she's a possible rival for Jane with Thor, and that Thor senses it, but she knows Jane is kill early on and that she's more into Thor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        While they're on a, uh, Bifrost boat traveling to fight Gorr, Thor and Jane have their moment discussing their feelings and all that.
        Meanwhile, Valk and Korg are drinking and talking, and Valk admits she's still too hurt by losing her other Valkyrie lover(s). Korg then pretty much reads her, like "ah so you're a belligerent alcoholic because you're always running away from the pain of losing your loved ones and you've totally closed your heart to new love due to the trauma" and she's like "yeah".

        And also what

        There's a moment to suggest that she's a possible rival for Jane with Thor, and that Thor senses it, but she knows Jane is kill early on and that she's more into Thor.

        says. Though it was mostly to tease Thor, because he's trying to pretend he doesn't have feelings for Jane anymore.
        "We're all in the same team, right? Team Jane"

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Valkyrie a lesbian? Werent they shipping her with Thor in Ragnarok?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She’s bisexual hence she likes seeing thors ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s implied in the flashback that her love interest was another blonde valkyrie that died in battle, which ironically looks exactly like the comic version of Valkyrie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That Valkyrie was probably Brunnhilde? Or maybe not?
        Her character abandoned her name (or killed it like the bum in American Dad) and just took the name Valkyrie as the last one in existence.
        Surely some old Asgardian remembers what she used to be called. She was never Brunnhilde tho.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oops, nm, the others were killed "Eons ago" during the end of Odin's conquests. She's literally nameless as she wants to be.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Curious to see what (if anything) they do with Sif now moving forward, will she get a Cable/Destroyer arm?
    Who or what will Herc and Thor team up against? Mangog seems a bit too Gorr-ish to segue directly into. Ares and such when Herc gets lured into the Superhero life and pisses off Dad?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Really since Zeus is basically "acting President of the Gods", he could send Ares and a few other noteworthies from different pantheons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You assume another Thor movie is actually going to happen. I suspect it won't.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The movie literally ends with a tag title saying there will be a sequel.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thor and Herc vs Ares and Susano?
    Sun Wukong? Horus? Gilgamesh? Or is he an Eternal now?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the movie but I definitely remember multiple times before the release that the people involved in production mentioned valkarie was king of Asgard and she was going to find her queen. I wonder if it was originally planned to be either Lena Headlys character that got cut or Sif. I’m now wondering if they’re planning on pairing her with Carol Danvers since so many people wanted it to the same level if not moreso than Jon Krasinski Reed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      With Thor having no gf now I can see Sif making another play for him.

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