How many methods are there to bring dinosaurs back to life?
I can only think of three:
>a lost world
>time travel, either way
>science
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How many methods are there to bring dinosaurs back to life? I can only think of three:. >a lost world
dimensional portal to alternate universe where they never died
indeed
A wizard did it.
Wouldn't that still be science?
Not at all. Portals can be created by the magnetic field of the sun vs crystal formations under the earths core
core = crust
But that would be dinosaurs + 66 million years of evolution
not much changed from jurassic to cretaceous in a longer time
>t-rex happened
>not much
the time difference was far greater though a rex is quite similar to allosaurus.
You can achieve this miracle by opening your window or going outside during the daytime. I can guarantee you'll hear dinosaur calls almost immediately.
Necromancy.
has a complete skeleton even been found?
Reverse engineering chickens.
that's science
alien dinosaurs
>time travel
>title: Jurassic
How hard can it be?
they're from the Cretaceous period though
>they're from the Cretaceous period though
T.rex, Triceratops, spinosaurus.
Kino dinos like Allosaurus, Brontosaurus, Torvosaurus and Stegosaurus all lived the Jurassic life.
>Brontosaurus
frick you it will always be brontosaurus to me.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-brontosaurus-is-back1/#:~:text=In%201903%2C%20however%2C%20paleontologist%20Elmer,dooming%20Brontosaurus%20to%20another%20extinction.
Brontobos
Brontobros, we won
>Brontobros, we won
The same will happen for Nanotyrannus, mark my words. Has larger arms than adult T.rex. It's not a juvenile T.rex.
There was a paper that argued for re-validating Nanotyrannus only like two weeks ago. Some specimens seem to have been juvenile Tyrannosaurus (including, inconveniently, the type specimen for Nanotyrannus), but there are others that are clearly more mature animals that retained that small size.
ohhh nice!
>time travel, either way
>either way
who travels to the future to bring back dinosaurs?
no, either you travel back in time or dinos travel to present day (which is future to them)
but actually, traveling to the future where somebody discovered a method to bring dinosaurs back to life is also an option
None dinos are fake.
>How many methods are there to bring dinosaurs back to life?
Animatronics, stop-motion, suitmation, cutout animation, claymation, rod puppetry, go-motion, CGI
neither of those are real dinosaurs, also that would still count as science, anon
>neither of those are real dinosaurs, also that would still count as science, anon
No, art, in service of kino.
My favorite is gluing horns, sails, and spines onto lizards and alligators.
damn I used to roll my eyes every time those frickers showed up in a movie
>My favorite is gluing horns, sails, and spines onto lizards and alligators.
Disappointed we never lived to see chickens with tails, rubber heads and arms glued on.
set the story in prehistoric times
What modern media has done to dinosaurs since Jurassic Park is a parallel for how all older works have been emasculated since that era.
There's no such thing as time, its a manmade invention to explain the constant re-arrangement of matter. There is only the present moment.
Think about stuff.
Then what is speed?
>Then what is speed?
It's the rate of ch---- oh no!
God
I want off the ride
>nooooooooooo you can't teach children about adoption!!!
>nooooooooooo you can't teach children about same sex couples!!!
go be degenerate somewhere else
>nooooooooooo you can't teach children about same sex couples!!!
Yes, unironically.
>Dinos were from space, here are some more
or similarly
>Aliens took some dinos away, now they've brought some back.
Take a sample of the unfossilized soft tissue that has been found in the marrow of large bones of dinosaurs. Then, use nanotechnology, or maybe some sort x-ray beams, to study the molecules, layer by layer, of the sample. Feed the data to a computer and create a 3D model of the sample, then use statistical analysis to turn back the clock of the DNA decay products into a readable DNA sequence. Easy.
>science
DNA has a half life of about 500 years, so in a thousand years you'd only have about a quarter of the original sample
In the books, they pretty heavily imply that Hammond and co. didn't really have dinosaur DNA, and patched in shit that helped them make what people believed dinosaurs to be
t. Never seen jurassic park
it is big plot point in the movie that they patched the dna. not gonna spoil it for you more
I technically have seen it, at least when I was young, but I remember very little about it
My mom wouldn't let me watch it anymore because I chased my cousin around pretending to be a velociraptor and scaring her
>dinosaurs back to life?
Birds are still alive
>Birds are still alive
>t. rexgay
birds > your gay fantasy lizards
go dilate feathercuck
Wrong.
dinosaurs never existed the world is only 6000 years old
It falls under science, but I always liked the implication that Jurassic Park's dinosaurs aren't actually dinosaurs but total genetic chimeras made to resemble them. Basically Franken-saurs.
You could do something like scientists discovering the God Gene™ that allows them to manipulate an animal's genetic makeup through applications of breeding and cloning or whatever.
There are attempts to "reverse engineer" a non-avian dinosaur through genetically manipulating chicken embryos. That's sort of similar. Birds have lost the code for some of their more basal traits, and unfortunately the mosquitos-in-amber thing from JP has been tried and no useful DNA can be retrieved (DNA decays too quickly for that), so creating new sequences that encode for those traits is possibly the only route forward if you're determined to bring them back. I don't think we should because they'd be zoo-bound forever and could never live free lives in the wild (that goes for more recent animals like mammoths too).
Mammoths could be wilded in siberia and canada.
Reverse engineer. If we can unpick some the ways genetics changes between rodent-like ancestors to humans in mammal lineage, we could do the same in reverse on extant birds. Make them more and more dinosaury.
Perhaps one day, AI will be powerful enough to generate a genome based on a simulacrum.
how do you cross the hurdle of the inch deep gene pool you'd have if you resurrected like 3 dinosaurs of the same species
If we ever have the capability to figure out a rearrangement of a bird genome to make it ancestral, we can do it with some variety peppered in
The only way to do it in the real world would be for an advancement in genetic extraction. We would have to discover a way of extracting blood like DNA from bone.
On a side note. We should see the first wooly mammoth this year.