How many movies do you watch on a weekly basis?

How many movies do you watch on a weekly basis?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watch at least one movie a night. Sometimes two depending on how tired I am. Tonight I am going to watch Network.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weed+ fapping is so bad for you bros. It’s not good I know someone out there needs to see this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why tho

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It floods your dopamine receptors to the point where it desensitizes them.

        Stimfapping is superior

        Even worse.

        The itch is never scratched you just take more and more adderall or smoke more and more weed fapping more and more until you are a shell of a human. Has literally nothing to do with morals. It’s your brain receptors.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weed+ fapping is so bad for you bros. It’s not good I know someone out there needs to see this.

          This anon speaks truth. No sex can compare to the 6th hour of a weed inspired goon sesh with 16 tabs of lezdom open

          I wish I was joking

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It does not bring you closer to the dream. SPQR son. Make your life an expression in achievement & beauty.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stimfapping is superior

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fap while sipping bourbon to make it last longer. I only do Playboy though. I use moviemaker to create custom videos. I only smoke weed after.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this post is a psyop trying to prevent you from having moments of clarity where the divine truth of the universe is revealed to you in moments of ecstasy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weed is bad for you. All weed does is just make you moronic.
      Fapping is good for you, as long as you're not fapping 10 times a day. The key is moderation.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All weed does is just make you moronic
        & gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      make sure you get a nice ballstretcher and some poppers. you will coom so hard you'll go blind for about a minute and a half

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ballstretcher
        ???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are right anon, poppers and a big black dildo is where it’s at

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what do you use if you are a man tho?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The same

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go on kicks and watch like 3 per week for a few weeks, and then watch none for like 6 months. Sometimes I want to watch 1 movie per week for a whole year. Not like it would be a huge time commitment.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's a goon sesh?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A sesh in which one goons

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In English?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gooning is where you edge for hours. Usually drugs are involved. Gotten high and jerked off for three hours? Gooning. To be fair though the only people I see call it Gooning are people so far gone they take joy in it or trannies

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never knew that was a thing. I thank you for the education.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Look up goon porn music videos

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In America we are have extra rooms where our computers and masterbation computer is at. Its usually has old mattresses against the walls to kill sound. It's the "goon cave" gooning is jacking off in the goon cave for hours on end. Sometimes friends jack off together. I'll have my mind fridge and mini microwave in there. I'll.smoke a bowl then drink dew and eat burritos while edging or jacking off for an hour.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just shitpost here you guys actually watch movies?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so does Paul help out or is it a strictly DIY sesh?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was pretty motivational to begin with, but then he couldn't help working on his own direction and by the end sheesh all i can say is that man has soft hands, but a damn firm grip.

      Worth
      Every
      Cent

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    goon sesh using only your imagination is the purest form. stimulates your mind and body and climaxing is the ultimate actualization of your creative self. try it out sometime

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meme of the year. I can’t even hear his name without chuckling.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rarely watch movies, but my friend comes over around once week or two just to watch movies and smoke hookah, so I watch at least that often

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you take a hit of the hookah and hold it in while you give ur friend a blow job then exhale the hookah hit over his wiener?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon you cannot be this homosexual, it's against the law
        stop sucking dicks, please

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I booked this during the writers strike, wasn’t really worth it tbh. I was so excited to show him my goon cave with my collection of 20 lbs of pussy and ass sex toys and my curated 10 TB collection of goon material but he would just nod his head and say “oh yeah? Cool”. When we got going I could tell his heart wasn’t in it, like he was just phoning it in. That was the worst part for me, I thought that the megastar from Big fat liar would at least be able to portray enthusiasm but it was clear it was just another gig for him. He came around hour 4 and half heartedly offered to Venmo me the difference because he “had a lot going on today”. I was floored honestly, and barely had the motivation to continue going for another 5 hours after. My discord friends said I should ask for a refund and just book the Joe LoTruglio next time, apparently he always gives it 100%.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      (you)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek i think joe would be annoying if you were gooning with him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically I bet the guy that played Vito in the Sopranos would be up for this.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what happens if you buy his goon sesh as a man?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can one man look so much like a walrus?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    try to watch 3 a week

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >try to watch 3 a week
      This. I watch tv shows after work and movies on weekends.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they cast this dude as Robotnik instead of sanctioning that buffoon Carey?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tried to book Paul for a goon sesh but before I could send the email fricking Eric Roberts was knocking at my door

    got to appreciate that mans worth ethic

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is his endgame?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *edge game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AMWF sisters, our response?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      to make you coom, with no survivors

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he like 4 feet tall? Eugh it'd be like gooning with warrick davis, i'm withdrawing my bid

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watch one every night except from Saturdays, or I may get bored one night. So, 5-6 per week.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she watch she watch she watch
    zero

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the weirdly shorted "sesh".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shorted
      anything but

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