HOW MANY NEW POWERS DOES HE NEED? HE JUST GOT FRICKING A SWORD!

HOW MANY NEW POWERS DOES HE NEED? HE JUST GOT FRICKING A SWORD!
Holy shit, what is wrong with these people and adding to the already pretty busted powerset of Spider-Man?
>Venom Blast
>Invisibility
>Lighting Sword
>Electric Vision

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm losing my mind.

      As many as it takes to become the superior Spider-Man

      OTTO NO, DONT CAST THAT DIE.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As many as it takes to become the superior Spider-Man

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm losing my mind.
      [...]
      OTTO NO, DONT CAST THAT DIE.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Otto still has his brainswap tech, he can do it.

        Maybe giving Miles more powers will make him more interesting to the reader
        Most of them aren't even Spider related at this point unless the writers are googling some super obscure spider abilities

        Devil's advocate but Spider-Sense isn't really Spider related either but at the same time like it's really hard to justify giving him so many powers when he barely needs anything beyond Venom Blast already given how useful it is.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Otto still has his brainswap tech, he can do it.
          NOW I, OTTO OCTAVIUS, HAVE THE EXAGGERATED SWAGGER OF A BLACK TEENAGER.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want to read that so bad.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe giving Miles more powers will make him more interesting to the reader
    Most of them aren't even Spider related at this point unless the writers are googling some super obscure spider abilities

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Miles have Detective Vision now? Is he Batman?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Insomniac ripping off Rocksteady is now bleeding into the comics.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Technically, Rocksteady ripped off Spider-Man 3 game's rendition of Spider-Sense.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but being fair nobody played Spider-Man 3, also I think one of the Amazing Spider-Man games ripped off Arkham Asylum hard too.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Both ASM games, except the combat wasn't anywhere near as satisfying.
            I guess Shattered Dimensions also took its inspirations from Arkham, though I guess it was a bit more clever about that than most.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Peter went blind and after being semi-trained by Daredevil to use his enhanced senses he could sort of see with the Spider Sense?
    Well thanks to the power of therapy Miles can do it with no training at all!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when Peter lost his Spider-Sense and has developed his own special martial arts style with Shang-Chi to compensate for it. I'll even admit it was one of the few Slott developments that I actually liked and I'm pretty loud about disliking Slott.
      Good thing it's all forgotten now so Peter could be a complete chump.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm kind of annoyed that Spencer got rid of Peter's job working on the science column at the Bugle. It was a good fit for him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How moronic are these writers, they should know but know the characters are more interesting when the compensate for lost powers not when they gain new ones.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They want to be remembered years down the line. Remember Miles' iconic shooting fire out of his ass power? Would you believe there was a time he didn't have that? Thank god for John Buttface who introduced that, really left his mark!

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Next Mile is gonna form a Susano-i mean, a gigantic bio electrical living armor made out of his spider sense which possess enough strength to kill the entire US of A in one punch
    U rike?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Miles becoming a Shonen protag?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, no, I got it. The Other shows up and hands him a book.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All that and he's still just a black Peter.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black wojaks are the absolute worst.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spider - sensing
    like, those aren't neurons scoob...

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miles is Marvel's silver age Superman, writers just create new powers as the story demands

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, it'd make a novel story to have a superhero fundamentally misunderstand his powerset and brand himself on a misconception that just keeps getting bigger, then trying to stick to that. I know it's not what they're going for with Miles, and they've already poisoned the well anyway, but it could be cool.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what's Miles' full powerset now?
    >Strength
    >Tough, but not bulletproof
    >Reflexes
    >Wall Crawling
    >Webs (technology)
    >Spider-Sense
    >Healing (only heals faster than a normal person, not super fast)
    >Venom Blast (including transmission through webs)
    >Invisibility
    >Lightning Sword (made of venom blast but not subject to its limited rate of use, which barely exists anymore anyway)
    >Electric Vision (Spider Sight is a better name)
    What's next? My guess is some kind of super hearing with the excuse that spiders can easily detect small vibrations on their webs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering Ult. Peter came back from the dead and Green Goblin resurrected multiple times and all three share the same OZ serum as a power source, healing factor may be stronger than that bordering on immortality.
      Though writers refuse to address that somehow. Weird, considering how much they love wanking him otherwise.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ult. Buckley
        >woke up on some deserted lab

        >not a clone
        XOR = False

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Webs (technology)
      He can actually generate organic/electric webs from his fingers too, they just don't use it anymore for whatever reason.
      Might as well expand on what the venom blast can do since it's been wanked to hell
      >one touch paralysis
      >can transmit through basically anything as the plot requires (has been transmitted via concrete before)
      >can create explosions
      >can shoot beams
      >can propel himself great distances via the explosion
      Also he may or may not be immortal

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Making up for his lack of personality. They mistake powerbloat with being interesting.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please, PLEASE just forget that Peter Parker exists. PLEASE just accept Miles as the One True Spider-Man. Don't make us force you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      (intoned with the energy of a teenage girl holding a razor blade to her wrist)

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