How many Rotisserie Chicken do you think you could eat in one sitting?
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How many Rotisserie Chicken do you think you could eat in one sitting?
How many Rotisserie Chicken do you think you could eat in one sitting?
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Four fried chickens and a coke
Disgusting. I don’t eat this gross, hormone injected chicken with bones and tendons and shit. I only eat delusions nuggets
>no tendons
>nuggets
anon, i...
Yes, as you were saying?
>delusions nuggets
wat
Yeah, you heard me. The nuggies are so bomb-ass, they make a mfs head spin and give him delusions!
Two if I am provided proper dipping sauces.
I think you need to believe in yourself more and also what kind of dipping sauces we talkin?
Pesto, hot sauce, blue cheese, & some top quality hummus and tabbouleh for starters.
How do you go about using dipping sauce for rotisserie chicken? Do you tear off pieces of it, dip it in the sauce, then eat it that way, piece by piece?
Exactly. Spare no expense for napkins. One good Brawny sheet should do
I only buy chickens from Costco/Sam's Club since they cook them on-premises. Never from smaller groceries that get them shipped in. On-site they're bigger, they're cheaper, and they're more fresh.
Here, it's like $9 for a chicken at Sam's, which can easily be chopped up and you have meat for half a dozen dinners
Dude for 9 dollars you can buy your own pack of chicken thighs or breasts if all you're going to be doing is chopping them up for meals wtf. I understand the value in the convenience of a rotisserie chicken that you can eat immediately but if you're going through the trouble of taking all the meat off the bone and chopping it up for meals you're defeating the point.
And OP I'm thinking I could do 3 but ONLY if the breast meat isn't dry. I'm a dark meat guy and dry, chalky chicken breasts might honestly stop me at 1.5.
Has anyone tried the Walmart rotisserie chickens lately? I had been disappointed with the last few I had from Publix but I think they "roast" theirs now because that's what it says on the label and they used to be amazing but now they're often kinda dry and just okay. But I was kinda shocked how good the Walmart ones were and they're only 7 bucks.
>I'm a dark meat guy
My homie. It's always thigh time at my house.
Thighs are wildly underrated. Any dish involving chicken breasts I just substitute thighs or boneless thighs. Sure it's a little higher in fat whatever compared to breasts but it's not like you have to deep fry them.
3 perhaps 4
maybe 3, just 2 would be plenty tho
the best rotisserie chicken i've had came from an albertsons. it had some type of apricot glaze on it. i saw in grocery stores once, then never again.
i tried grilling some chicken with apricot jam and some spices. it didn't come close. i'm not getting anywhere close to that apricot glaze.
>i'm not getting anywhere close to that apricot glaze.
look man dont give up. have you tried going to the deli and asking them what the frick that glaze was? if i worked in a deli i'd be interested as frick to know about this legendary glaze.
ask around, someone made it, someone ordered it. there's a paper trail.
I tried and failed to make a green grape and jalapeño jelly (not enough sugar, didn’t congeal right) so I ended up using it as a marinade for chicken and it was amazing.
Too expensive
I'd say two, 3 if i'm really pushing it
I'd rather just have half a chicken and call it a day.
the ones they sell at my grocery store are all dry as frick
I don't like rotisserie chicken. I'm such a lazy zoomer that the inconvenience of getting the meat from the bone puts me off
just eat it with your fingers like a caveman, feels good
how can i click the mouse with sticky chicken fingers?
probably 2. idk if i could finish the second one.
>Rotisserie Chicken
Love going to Boston Market and getting a half chicken meal with some mac and cheese.
yall fat as frick, i couldn't even finish one
6 or 7 maybe since I eat a lot but it won't be fun because when you get a mouthful of that dried up chicken thats sat under a heat lamp for 5 hours it can be like swallowing a large rock.
Many times have I sat outside or in my car and eaten one of those chickens with my hands
Probably half of one.
1 but I’m smol
You must be soooooooooo cute though!!
This month I got both dinosaur shaped nuggets and minions shaped nuggets
3 with some pepper dip, no rice.
Go back to your containment board
Wrong board
That's a fairly small amount of rotisserie chicken for an average sized person I'd say.
I have an idea for a food challenge at a chicken joint where you have to eat 3 chickens during the length of the song "Free Bird " by Lynard Skynard. It would be called the "Three Bird Challenge"
for me it's the costco chicken with hummus and pita
3 with difficulty, 4 if my life absolutely depended on it and the time limit was like 30 minutes or something.
One and enjoy every bite. Two and struggle through the last half of the second bird.
I'm a beer can chicken man, 2's usually enough to feed my family of 6 and have some leftovers
only one and it'd have to be a non hormone chicken
>non hormone chicken
Unless you're raising your own you're not getting any.
aussie chickens are hormone free
no USA chickens have received hormones in your lifetime and probably decades longer
Barely one, if that.
That's a fair amount of rotiserrie chickens for the average person, I would say?
I've eaten one Costco Rotisserie Chicken by myself. It was great but I don't think I'll ever do that again. And I don't think I'll ever eat more than that.
This thread is designed to expose MovieBob.
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3 or 4 I think
I can eat 50 chickens.
two but only if I eat slowly and distracting myself with some KINO
also a bit of hot sauce
3 with some corn bread and pepsi