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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once a day minimum. Sometimes twice a day so I'd say 7 - 10 times a week. At my worst I've been 7 times in a day. Now that I don't drink anymore I don't really have any fapping binges which I used to love to do when I was hungover.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always get fricking horny the day after drinking. The more hungover I am, the more horny I get when the hangover slowly goes away. Once had to fap 5 times in an afternoon just because I was so damn horny after a night out drinking.

      Whats the science behind that?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jeffrey Dahmer had the same thing and look where that got him

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          well dahlmer was turned on by dead bodies, I like mine alive and consenting so I guess I wont have that problem.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's just because your dopamine has been depleted so each fap gives you a boost that feels amazing. Additionally alcohol interferes with parts of the brain that indicate the penis to fill with blood so with that function roaring back it probably just makes for a lethal combo.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I thought I was the only one. It's nuts, I can hit double digits easy. It's probably the only real reason I'm an alcoholic: binge all night while going out to VR porn, then wake up the next day and release it all in a tidal wave of cum.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your body thinks you are going to die so its telling you to release your seed before you die

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like Nicolas Cage in 'Escape From Las Vegas'. There's a grain of truth to it. The life in you tries to escape.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It happens with drug withrawls too. When I quit heroin I fapped and came like 20 times within 40
        or so minutes. It was insane.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, every drunk goes through that. And then you have to go to work after with a coomer face. Fricking rough. I learned not to fap five times and watch porn into the middle of the night when I have to work the day after. Just stop touching yourself you degenerate.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's a "coomer face"?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Drained from all colour. Zombie like pretty much.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same, the worst part is I usually end up jacking it to something I regret when I first wake up like femboys

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hangover faps are always to the most degenerate shit. I'm not gay tho so never got into femboys

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I fap to hentai. I even fapped to a Simpson comic a couple of times. Very embarassing. Luckily, I won't be running for office, so if it ever got out it's no biggie.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can easily jerk it 3 times within an hour of waking up hungover.

        Typically speaking I get one out per day.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jeffrey Dahmer had the same thing and look where that got him

        well dahlmer was turned on by dead bodies, I like mine alive and consenting so I guess I wont have that problem.

        It happens with drug withrawls too. When I quit heroin I fapped and came like 20 times within 40
        or so minutes. It was insane.

        Nice numbers boyos.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beer shits massaging your prostate and test being highest in the morning.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always get fricking horny the day after drinking. The more hungover I am, the more horny I get when the hangover slowly goes away. Once had to fap 5 times in an afternoon just because I was so damn horny after a night out drinking.

      Whats the science behind that?

      used to happen to me all the time, til I started drinking every day and basically got immune to hangovers

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait until your body starts decaying you will only be able to drink hard for a few days before constantly puking wanting to die.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never got into multi-day drinking because I get a hangover pretty easily and become extremely anxious while hungover. The extreme horniness that is a part of the condition, as noted by many anons ITT also doesn't help.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how it works unless by immune you mean you're constatly drunk

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm approaching 30 at light speed and working out, somehow this made my libido go nuclear. Per week I'd say about 25-30 times, not including sex with the wife three times a week. She's gotten so exhausted she's given me permission to go to AMPs.
    >s-sure buddy
    >LARP
    Fun thing is, I dont require you to believe me. What I require is the Asians at these massage parlors to at least act like they give a good flying frick when they're beating my meat, dumb bugwomem

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is hiring an escort worth it bros?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometime it's amazing, sometimes you feel like you should've just had a fap. Same as women in general.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 22 and never even touched a girl

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pick and escort with strong reviews then explain that to her and I guarantee you'll enjoy yourself.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I love paying women to talk

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    about once a week. im over 400lbs and i just dont have the energy for it and have trouble even reaching nowadays

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lose weight.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ive tried everything

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everything except a healthy, balanced diet with regular exercise.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          everything except eating less. fat people are fricking pathetic.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            not that easy. tell a cancer patient to just get rid of the cancer cells bro

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Breaking old habits is really hard. But I did manage to lose like 30 kilos of weight when I finally got a job, which gave me a routine and motivation to hit the gym regularly.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i start community college in a couple weeks hoping to get my life back together

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Best of luck to you. Consistency, patience and small incremental improvements are the keys. I believe it gets easier once you start noticing some initial improvements that will motivate you further.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go for walks a couple times a week and only eat celery. homie it's this easy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      how tall?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        5'11"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          really? i didn't know they stacked shit that high

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          grim first stop is no soda like completely do diet soda if you need and water thats it that will cut plenty of weight alone then you can move on to the binge eating but 1 step at a time

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            have been on only diet soda for over 5 years. i already told you, i tried everything

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              have you tried the snake diet yet

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i have bed any time i tried to fast it didnt last long. any time i tried something new i'd usually do well for a month or two, lose about 40lbs and then relapse like crazy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are rookie numbers kid, gotta pump those numbers

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Usually once a day, thrice yesterday. Tried to get rid of my porn addiction and think about cute co-workers or hot gym chicks while doing it.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried nofap again recently, lasted 4 days before the constant boners and not being able to sleep made me give up and jerk off.

    Usually I’m a once a day man.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes once every three days, but more often two or three times every day.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    40-55

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive been jerking off 3 times a day for like 10 years
    i cant stop

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could've learned to play the guitar or speak different language by now.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think I've strained my left leg from too much concentrated cooming. It's way too tense and now I'm a bit worried

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    3-5 times a day

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    After I bust once I feel pretty tired and I’m satisfied for 3-4 days. After I bust twice, my dick gets sore and I feel like shit the next day. 3 times and it’s game over. How the frick do you all bust so many times? I used to do once a day when I was a 18, now at 25 I’m good 1-2 times a week.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 38 and while i don't often anymore I can still easily go 3 or more times a day without feeling sore and I can have a fair deathgrip. How rough are you on your dick?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        not him but sometimes I jerk for literally 9 hours so it's actually impossible for me to go more than 2 times a day

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sometimes I jerk for literally 9 hours
          Why? Is it your job?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            as the years have gone on I have started consuming more and more degenerate porn and my hours have gone higher and higher
            I am quite literally frying my brain. Sometimes I even keep going after I start bleeding

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's called gooning.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't get this. I'm almost forty and have been watching porn regularly since I was about 13 and yet the most degenerate shit I watch is anal or DP. Don't even watch those if there's too many men in the scene. I don't know how people move on to gays, trannies or whatever. Though I don't fap for 9 hours straight either so maybe that's part of it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think some people get addicted to it easier than others and seek out novelty to the point that marquis de sade becomes cooking fodder. Most likely there are other factors involved too.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anal and DP especially are pretty degenerate anon. You're not far off

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta, but it's ok to fantasize about it. Degenerate is shitting and pissing. Of course the worst offenders are feet fetishists.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                For the life of me I can't understand scat, golden showers and foot fetishism.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                feet is the only one that doesn't make sense, disgustng things turning people on is very basic. But feet are just feet

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It must be something in the childhood. I'm not into psychology, but we're not hardwired to get turned on by someone shitting into our mouth. Something happened.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                One literary explanation for a scat fetish was in Pynchons Gravity's Rainbow, where an old British officer engaged in it to cope with the deaths of so many men under his command. I really didn't get that book nor did I like it very much.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nta
                Kys. I certainly wouldn't want to ever do DP because 1. It's Gay as frick (degenerate) and 2. It's Not actually enjoyable in any way for a woman (degenerate). Surely you can figure out that watching porn has already fried your brain so much that you now enjoy that stuff? If id never seen porn before and someone showed me two huge dicks inside a woman's ass hole at the same time id probably be sick, It ain't right

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Perhaps but I still consider gangbangs, pissing, gay, trannies, incest, black men, rough/choking, bukkake, scat, bestiality and CP far more degenerate and that is the sort of stuff I imagine people are referencing when they talk about "more and more degenerate porn."

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you get any withdrawal symptoms if you quit watching it for a few days?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must have a physically demanding job.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't jacked off in over a year.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like my dick shrinks if I don't jerk off.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a huge dick, so I can't relate.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Used to do it once or twice a day. Now that I'm in a relationship I have sex four or five times per week and don't jerk off anymore.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since we're being honest: I edged a couple of times before I went on a date. Because I'm such a drunk I can't come anymore when having sex. I botched two dates like this. So instead of drinking less, I decided to edge before. Maybe I should put the drink aside. But not today.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't. Maybe once every couple of months. I have sex most days and sometimes twice a day (with a record of 10 times in 24h). Porn doesn't really do anything for me for me, it's so fake and my hand isn't as good as my gf

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only once. If work was particularly displeasing and left me more pissed off than usual, then about twice. I wish I could kick it but other than before sleep, I don't really think about it at all so I don't feel like I have some addiction to it. It's more just taking the edge off, given that I have a history with sleep issues.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve tried to do NoFap but man it’s tough. Sometimes I wish I could live in a cabin in the woods for a month, no phone or contact with the outside world. I think that would be good for me.
    As it stands I’ve replaced hardcore porn with solo content of women. I don’t think it’s good for the brain to be bombarded with dicks and watching other men have sex

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is literally nothing wrong with having a foot fetish. It is the most kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not degenerate like some other fetishes mentioned itt, but it's just really weird.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not, at least there's an aesthetical aspect to it.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    went from doing it daily to not once in the last 4 months and planning to never do it again. joining a church and getting right with Jesus does wonders for motivation when it comes to nofap, now the thought of jerking off fills me with disgust as I know I'll be letting Jesus and my whole church community down even if none of them will ever know. we have to be better men than eternal coomers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good for you if you can keep it up, how hard was it for you to stop doing it?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first couple months were the hardest. Every few weeks I'd get insanely horny and want to fap, but I'd juts go find something else to do. At this point the thought doesn't even cross my mind anymore.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thought so. How hard was it to give up porn, and did you get any withdrawal symptoms? When I abstain from it, I start getting minor anxiety attacks, typically before falling asleep and intrusive thoughts. These typically subside after a relapse. A vicious cycle.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            luckily the porn i watched was never so degenerate so it wasn't massively hard, but it was still hard as giving up all addictions are. but having other things to channel the energy into like work & church & other hobbies really helps. as the saying goes idle hands are the devils playthings, just have to always keep busy working towards other goals. in terms of withdrawal symptoms not really but i do get wet dreams a lot these days, couple times a week, which is annoying but it feels way better to cum naturally like that than doing it yourself.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Giving up porn was harder than giving up fapping tbh. It's so easy to just find some porn to watch when you're on a computer a lot. I never got withdrawal symptoms though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        other reply wasn't me, but personally it was similar, lots of points where id get super horny and consider it but the strength of the friendships id made in the church really gave me the push to resist. no way id have been able to do it without joining.

        based. I haven't jacked off in over a year and now the thought of it disgusts me

        amen brother keep it up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      based. I haven't jacked off in over a year and now the thought of it disgusts me

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    went from jacking off to escorts.
    I am in crippling debt.
    Sex workers are very nice however.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my libido has been absent lately. if I jack off I have to vigorously go fast to cum, and porn has no appeal. its tiring and not worth the climax. should I see a doc?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you depressed?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nothing out of the ordinary, few intrusive thoughts here and there. been getting terrible sleep tho, body refuses to sleep for more than 5-6 hours. I turned 28 this year. is this what old age is like?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe get a sleep study done

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          my libido has been absent lately. if I jack off I have to vigorously go fast to cum, and porn has no appeal. its tiring and not worth the climax. should I see a doc?

          >body refuses to sleep for more than 5-6 hours.
          sounds like a bit of mild anxiety. Do you wake up sweaty at times?
          Reduce caffeine intake (including diet sodas), dont drink any 2 hours before you go to sleep.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    14.
    Though if I'm hungover I can do 10 in a day.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the ''use it or lose it'' meme true? will my libido fade if i just stop jerking off and looking at erotic material?

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    These days, at age 35, probably like 4 on average. And I make sure to do it on company time every time. Eat my shit, israelitestein.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna call you a degenerate coomer but then I read the rest of the post and I'm gonna call you based

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna frick a japanese hooker next week and lose my virginity

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’ll feel terrible afterwards

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care anymore I'm 25 already
        I'm just afraid I'll cum in 5 seconds from her bj and not get hard in time to have sex

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He'll realise sex is no big deal and possibly enjoy himself while he's at it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's oddly specific. Be sure to ask her before if it's per time or per orgasm. Most guys come in the first two minutes. And a second orgasm is no problem. But set rules before eh? Wouldn't want you to come in your drawers as she's pulling them down and say: "Alright. That's 300 dorrah gajinn!"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm certain it goes by time, not by # of shots. so I'll ask for at least 30min if not 45

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish I had your refractory period, I'm 33 and it takes me 1 hour to get it hard again lmao

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 32 and it takes me like 5 minutes or less to get back to standing to attention. You must be low t or something.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              5 minutes after ejaculation?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. Can go back to back. The cum stops coming out eventually though but I can still get it up

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like you don't produce prolactin at all(which is a good thing).
                For me it was progressive, when I was 20 I could get it hard after 5-10 minutes but now it takes 40 to 60 minutes. Maybe it's also low motivation, had the same GF for 5 years.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Best of luck. I'm not sure it's something I would recommend for your first time. It's not like getting a happy meal at McDonalds you know? The girl is going to be nice, either way. But maybe you want to spend some time with her? Talk to her? To each his own, but for a first time, it seems like it would teach you something callous about life and your first time shouldn't be like that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        prostitutes charge per pop? That's bullshit. I could bust 4 times in an hour and if I'm paying for an hour I want my god damn hour

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 to 6 a day so what's that? 20 - 40 times a week?

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Three times a day. Once when I wake up to start off the day well, once in the afternoon to keep the dopamine flowing, and once before I go to bed so I have a good night.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If sex isn’t with someone you truly love it feels terrible afterwards when you’re alone again
    t. Sex addict who slept with 15-20 women

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zero.

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