How many years was he stuck in the loop?

How many years was he stuck in the loop?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The same amount of years as Bill Murray in Groundhog day

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being stuck in the time loop and nutting inside Emily Blunt every day for eternity lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she denies him every time. He doesn't get to nut into anyone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who said anything about her consenting to it lmaooooo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah she would probably kick your ass. They don't call her the Full Metal b***h for nothin.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only reason she has that nickname is because she was stuck in a time loop too and learned the patterns of the aliens so she could kill them all. She literally dies 30 seconds into the ground invasion at the start of the movie because she is pretty useless without the time loop abilities.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He definitely raped that Kentucky guy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Considering he could try to seduce her over and over again chances are good they fricked as much as he felt like it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He literally tried this in the movie and never gets anywhere. And whenever he tries she figures out that he tried it before. She's not dumb and not interested at-fricking-all.

          did you not watch the movie.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not if she's aware of the existence of timeloops, moron

          after 30 seconds of some stranger knowing everything about you, there'd be accusations of "when did you get alien goop'd?"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, the inference of the stuff about her middle name and the kiss right at the end is that she only ever loosens up right before she dies.

          That's why he laughs at the very end, bc he realizes the aliens were nothing compared to what he now has to go through to win her trust/love again. But because he's not the slimy b***h he was at the beginning he's down for it.

          It's a great ending. Cruise nails that laugh perfectly.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I.. We did it
            >We beat them, we used the loop, their power, against them and took them out
            >I couldn't have done any of it alone, I'd still be reliving that day over and over if not for your experience to guide me
            >I'm sorry that you have to hear this all secondhand
            >I'm sorry I know your middle name and you don't even know my first or last

            bam, she's hooked.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many times do you think he groped Emily Blunt's character and then killed himself?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think he probably groped Emily Blunt's character once, and he didn't have to kill himself. She did it for him.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you were stuck in a time loop how long do you think it would be before you started raping and murdering tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      However long it takes me to figure out I'm in a time loop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not going to answer that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rape and murder
      >time loop ends
      god FRICKING damn it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's one of them chinese comics about a dude stuck in a time loop that won't end until the protagonist kills someone at which point the time loop advances to the next day and starts looping again until he kills another person with no end in sight
        Would probably make for a really good TV series in my opinion

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That would make a great show. Use the loop time to research evil people and off them one by one

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          groundhog day death note
          neat

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I read that one and even thought of it today. The ending was underwhelming as always with serialised manga

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you guys have no morals?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many indians browse this board?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        realistically I doubt that many

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You fool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was probably much less than even a single year

      However long it takes me to figure out I'm in a time loop.

      how would you know you can trust the loop to go on and when to do your last clean run before breaking the loop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn't happen. After doing whatever I could to break the loop, I'd fall into depression. Not rape and murder, psycho.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well it says he was on the edge of tomorrow so can't be that many

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    had this on the tv in the background while playing helldivers 2 last night drunk
    kino experience

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emily Blunt was never hot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You still would don't deny it

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what might be annoying about his superpower is that he is also being surveyed by the omega

    if he slips up and does something degenerate, that thing keeps the receipts

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that poster fricking sucks. why is shit photoshop so prevalent in big-budget Hollywood movies?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you touch this gem with your israelite hands
    Forget it existed

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have I got something on my face??
    No but promise there will be.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enough time to go from some army shithead to a deadly warrior that can fistfight these aliens so definitely for a bit.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same amount as the dicks in Reservoir Dogs.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still edging to Emily Blunt in this movie.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >enter timeloop
    >still fricking depressed
    >just want dubs
    >blow my brains out if I dont get them
    ROLLAN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >beat aliens finally
    >trip and break your neck
    >reset back to before you beat aliens

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >approach your crush at the end
    >think you actually have a chance when you two didn't bond through fire

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ahem

      >I.. We did it
      >We beat them, we used the loop, their power, against them and took them out
      >I couldn't have done any of it alone, I'd still be reliving that day over and over if not for your experience to guide me
      >I'm sorry that you have to hear this all secondhand
      >I'm sorry I know your middle name and you don't even know my first or last

      bam, she's hooked.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emily Blunt did a John Stossel interview. Can she get any more based

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still less than you.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >catched

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A few weeks in the movie. A few months in the book. I honestly don't even remember the aliens in the book.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED TO KNOW NOW
    CAN YOU LOVE ME AGAIN

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >British women

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