How much are you willing to pay?

How much are you willing to pay?

CRIME Shirt $21.68

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

CRIME Shirt $21.68

  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left is somehow significantly less hotter.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf happened to you?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing, drama-queen..

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No toes or soles
    I'm good, thanks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can probably get those heels replaced. Don't know why but I find the idea of robots with toes hot.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    25 schmeckles

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a coincidence, that's exactly how much I paid for this big fake boobies!

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    exactly 3 dollars and 50 cents

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd pay more if you take out the womb.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasnt that thing in-canon basically an alien incubator? im not paying shit for something thatll make me take care of a fricked up alien moron baby

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      only if male, female gazorpazorps are hot

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will buy her if there modification like screenface and remove the womb and replace it with not getting a monster of a kid

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather frick that alien dinosaur stripper

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post proof?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not convincing enough. Post MOAR.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's all there is really, the dino bawd was just a background gag

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's all there is really, the dino bawd was just a background gag

            There's more if you know where to look.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              obviously but not in show

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if that dinosaur is the same species as the ones who came back to earth in the most recent season, or if that's just a random dinosaur-like alien.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish you furgay tourists would frick off

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey, uh, Rick, um, you think maybe I could get something from this place, like a souvenir, like, just to have ---like, something cool, you know?
    >Not here, Morty, We'll stop somewhere else, because, you know, there's always another pawn shop
    >Oh, okay, I just, um -- you know, I thought that robot over there looked pretty cool, you know?
    >Oh, it looks cool, huh? That's why you want it?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever it takes

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd buy that for a dollar!

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mom: No, we have sexbot at home
    >sexbot at home:

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could buy an actual hooker for less.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like the kind of homosexual that Ubers everywhere instead of getting a car.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it had a human womb instead of an alien womb $100

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