Couldn't air it now since everyone would scream how Uncle's whole character is "Asian racism" and "inappropriate" for kids today. Literally the best character in the show.
>dtiberius
This name just sent me down a trip of memory lane. I really wish he'd come back. His art work was on par with the shows he was parodying. Nowadays, hentai art fricking sucks
why does uncle and Jackie speak such broken chinglish even though they lived in America for years, and yet Jade is a fricking fob and speaks with a thick american accent?
She's from Hong Kong, which was a British colony until only 3 years before the show debuted, while Uncle and Jackie are from the mainland. The better question is why Jade doesn't speak with a British accent.
The show? Fairly well, even if the last two seasons felt very much like "we're running out of ideas".
Uncle's philosophy? Really depends on the work. Some magic systems basically mean only other magics can counter each other, and other times, a sword to the neck of Vroxgocarath the mighty is more than enough, no need to make sure he's replaced by Wopanejera the strong
Hak Foo.
Only when he's doing martial arts to accomplish it, like "Leaping crane snatches fish" when he jumps to reach something on a high shelf.
But if he's just at checkout like normal he'll be calm until he decides he needs to put his fist through the card reader.
Kind of wish we had gotten something like that, him just being chill and down to earth while paying for his groceries or tipping a waiter for a meal. Then charging at Jackie right after with "ANGRY BULL CHARGES HELPLESS DOG"
Hak Foo.
Only when he's doing martial arts to accomplish it, like "Leaping crane snatches fish" when he jumps to reach something on a high shelf.
But if he's just at checkout like normal he'll be calm until he decides he needs to put his fist through the card reader.
"Thank you for sharing, angry crow!" followed by Hak immediately duping right after is one of the best scenes in the show.
Maybe, but the premise is still the best one after the initial set up.
"Turns out Shendu is only one of several demons based off the Trigrams of the I-Ching".
Not as simple as the Shadowkahn season was, but a strong extension of the proceeding.
Season 3, while I remember it as being good, had the worst concept. "Oh no the Talismans got evaporated and now the powers have animal hosts so you have to hunt down the Talismans again".
That said, the twist with the Dragon Talisman was fricking sweet.
Makes a cartoon that is very much about resisting tyranny.
IRL, a full on suck-up for a strongman regime either out of self-interest (money) or genuine belief (Chinese need to be controlled, Democracy not good for them, Hong Kong needs control as well)
Not very well if you are creative enough, or played dnd.
This advice is not to kill a sorcerer, but to stop a curse.
Oh, fair enough then. Yeah, you need magic for that in DND. Cleric magic for the most part.
Depends on the magic.
If it's bullshit magic then bullshit must defeat bullshit.
yes, oooone mooooore thiiiing though
Wizards are nerds you can easily punch! Even if its generally a bad idea afterward
shooting shendu wouldn''t do much.
Shoot him into a blackhole then. If science isn't working, use super science.
Good job. The rat talisman brought the black hole to life.
Jokes on you, just because it is alive doesn't mean it is loyal to the one who broght it to life.
thats also not a good thing anon
Depends on the setting
Couldn't air it now since everyone would scream how Uncle's whole character is "Asian racism" and "inappropriate" for kids today. Literally the best character in the show.
AAIIIEEEEE JACKIIIEEEE
BAD DAY
GOOD DAY
It's a shame there's no dtiberius comic where shadowkhan Jade grows a dick, duplicates and gangrapes Viper.
>dtiberius
This name just sent me down a trip of memory lane. I really wish he'd come back. His art work was on par with the shows he was parodying. Nowadays, hentai art fricking sucks
That's Shadowkhan Queen for you. I'll say that's her best design and my favorite one.
anyone have that drawthrrad art of her as an adult in her usual clothes?
why does uncle and Jackie speak such broken chinglish even though they lived in America for years, and yet Jade is a fricking fob and speaks with a thick american accent?
Uncle didn't live in America his whole life, did he?
She's from Hong Kong, which was a British colony until only 3 years before the show debuted, while Uncle and Jackie are from the mainland. The better question is why Jade doesn't speak with a British accent.
Because in Hong Kong, they are actually taught to read, write, and speak Cantonese, Mandarin, and English at the schools.
it's a joke
It doesn't
The show? Fairly well, even if the last two seasons felt very much like "we're running out of ideas".
Uncle's philosophy? Really depends on the work. Some magic systems basically mean only other magics can counter each other, and other times, a sword to the neck of Vroxgocarath the mighty is more than enough, no need to make sure he's replaced by Wopanejera the strong
>me bringing my anti-magic sword
Uncle, for the last time. I'm trying to buy Jade those Magic the Gathering cards.
Do you think the one kung fu baddie who replaced Toru as the villainous 'heavy' calls out moves when he's doing mundane shit like grocery shopping?
Hak Foo.
Only when he's doing martial arts to accomplish it, like "Leaping crane snatches fish" when he jumps to reach something on a high shelf.
But if he's just at checkout like normal he'll be calm until he decides he needs to put his fist through the card reader.
Kind of wish we had gotten something like that, him just being chill and down to earth while paying for his groceries or tipping a waiter for a meal. Then charging at Jackie right after with "ANGRY BULL CHARGES HELPLESS DOG"
"Thank you for sharing, angry crow!" followed by Hak immediately duping right after is one of the best scenes in the show.
ONE MORE THING
There were too many filler episodes in season 2. I swear to god the majority of it must've been filler.
Maybe, but the premise is still the best one after the initial set up.
"Turns out Shendu is only one of several demons based off the Trigrams of the I-Ching".
Not as simple as the Shadowkahn season was, but a strong extension of the proceeding.
Season 3, while I remember it as being good, had the worst concept. "Oh no the Talismans got evaporated and now the powers have animal hosts so you have to hunt down the Talismans again".
That said, the twist with the Dragon Talisman was fricking sweet.
So shendus kid from the future wasn't that old right? Did shendu frick some woman during the brief period of time he was free?
Funny enough Xanatos in Gargoyles thought that breaking a curse by following its conditions is better than using a counterspell.
Not good if you know Jackie's politics.
Makes a cartoon that is very much about resisting tyranny.
IRL, a full on suck-up for a strongman regime either out of self-interest (money) or genuine belief (Chinese need to be controlled, Democracy not good for them, Hong Kong needs control as well)
What are you on about? Jackie is a sell out?
Not much
Jackie Chan Adventures? Shit is still fire, yo.
its BS, magic users always have high res, sword through the chest works better
Alright lads:
>Favorite Talisman
>Least Favorite Talisman
>Talisman you'd find the most useful in your everyday life