How much longer does she have to make a legitimate career?

How much longer does she have to make a legitimate career?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d say it’s pretty legitimate now. Getting Emmy nominations for two different shows, and jumping around genres to show versatility. Madame Web was probably the worst decision she’s made recently

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her rom com was pretty bad too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I heard it was alright but it definitely made a good amount of money. Most a rom com has made in a long ass time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Made 100 million. I miss the days mid budget romcoms actually were made and made money

        • 3 months ago
          CreepyThinMan

          >Made 100 million. I miss the days mid budget romcoms actually were made and made money

          It was made for 25 million and have since made 89 mill domestically with 104 million internationally with a worldwide gross of 189 million.

          This should be a lesson to Hollywood that movies need to cost less and cast attractive white people in roles!!!FACT!!!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            there are a lot of factors. it needs to be at LEAST a mediocre movie, which actors and actresses people actually want to see while on a modest budget and you'll be alright.

            a movie like this could have been a massive hit in 2003

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Her main issue is that she's incapable of enunciating her dialogue, it's a common trend but she's one of the worse offenders

              >a movie like this could have been a massive hit in 2003
              It would have been panned and both leads would be a laughing stock

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the few profitable movies of 2023 was bad for her career
        moron

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope she has a career like kate winslet or heather graham. Lots of nude and sex scenes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She could be the new Eva Green.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the new Eva Green
        zoomers can't do that shit man especially american anyway
        have some pity

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eva Green can actually act.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        except Eva can act

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        too short

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shes already on the right pat, her breasts are basically half her character in euphoria

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t think she could ever get an Oscar nom because she can’t lose her Southern Californian accent and just sounds goofy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was she nominated for best rack?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/p1Dx7g6.jpg

      How much longer does she have to make a legitimate career?

      >People choice award for best breasts goes to....SYDNEY SWEENEY!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coomers' Choice Awards when???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sydney Sweeney is an MK Ultra victim who plays the roles of Billie Eilish and Noam Chomsky on the world stage. MK programming gives you those glazed eyes that she always has.

      I didn't realize she has a movie coming out with Julianne Moore by the writer of Mare of Easttown and then she's starring in a Ron Howard movie. I think that Barbarella being greenlit was bullshit. She's not going to have time between all these movies and Euphoria season 3.

      omfg lads i wanna squirt raw loads in there

      raw

      loads

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I want to cum on her calves bros

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just rubbing my penis on her calves would be enough for me, calvpussy is the best

        some anon in the other thread said she had cankles and bad feet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just rubbing my penis on her calves would be enough for me, calvpussy is the best

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus. Imagine her and prime ScarJo reenacting Blue is the Warmest Color.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus her makeup looks terrible here, did they shoot it out of a shotgun or something

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's just on too thick. i always hate that look for any woman honestly but they seem to love it for some reason

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong colour foundation. She's way too yellow in the face and it seems to be a trend.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not sure anyone with breasts this large will be allowed to win an oscar, happy to be proven wrong on this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably a golden globe because i feel like i've heard people make the joke a million times

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Southern Californian accent

      We don't have accent moron. Only the rest of the world does

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Define legitimate. She's already a household name among her demographic of 18-30. She seems happy to play the hot girl.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    breasts WAY too fat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know just the diet my fren

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WAY too saggy*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gayest thing I’ve read on here and I lurk Adult Gifs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What happens in Adult Gifs?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The big gay

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta but there are threads where lots of straight blowjob webms get posted but the anons are talking about times they actually met up with dudes through grindr and hooked up with them
            it's no bueno
            not to mention just the general amount of gay/bbc threads
            step lightly in /gif/ it's really really easy to see something you don't want to see if you just hop into random threads willy nilly there

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for the input

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            90% of the threads are a mix of "imagine you're the girl sucking this wiener", trans and interracial porn.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No such thing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Anons WAY too gay.

        >way too homosexual
        it was right there man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe for mars but this is earth's gravity we're talkin here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WAY too saggy*

      Anons WAY too gay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon WAY too gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      post WAY too troony

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WAY too saggy*

      i’m gonna be honest with you guys big breasts are completely overrated

      yeah i guess i just like small breasts

      breasts too big to become a serious star in hollywood.

      Why are Amerimutts like this?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sydney Sweeney is an MK Ultra victim who plays the roles of Billie Eilish and Noam Chomsky on the world stage. MK programming gives you those glazed eyes that she always has.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone didnt take his meds today

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MK Ultra
      What's that? Mortal Kombat Ultra? Meaning Sydney plays Mortal Kombat but often gets bullied by trolls?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Marie Kondo Ultra.
        She is REALLY into organising her home.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        MK Ultra was a very real CIA mind control program involving LSD and brainwashing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are not from here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No that's just the thousand wiener stare

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has a legitimate career.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many babies could she feed per day?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just one.
      me.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Part of me is scared because she said she wants to have kids ASAP but then I thought of the kino red carpet pics of her

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and her father is a hospitality professional.[4]
    so what hotel chain does her pops own?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this killed any chance she had at a legitimate career

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love asian women....like too much. But honestly I don't see a big mogging in this webm. Not sure what all the fuss is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what phone is this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        zflip5

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Because she mogged some literally who chink?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the white woman is yellower than the yellow woman kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's called a healthy olive complexion you vampiric cave dweller

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Called too much of the wrong colour foundation.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chinkess uses white makeup that doesnt match her skin tone and whitening products while white uses tanning and orange makeup

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        asiatic puts on 3lbs of skin whitener before leaving the house

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally who

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      let's get Eunbi
      let's make things fun for once

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      killed any chance of uglyasiaticposters being taken seriously outside /kpop/ absoutley mogged as a hideous insect

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those K-idols aren't good actors. Sydney had to endorse brands to pay the bills during the strike.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She could have had sex for money instead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a controversial take, they're both attractive. The spammers can frick off though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did she like her own post?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man's asking the real questions. That's wine aunt shit. The frick is she doing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Sydney hiding her big booba here? And why is nobody mentioning it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bugly asiatic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the flat ugly asiatic with half her skull removed to look like a white woman is unsurprisingly mogged by the actual white woman with giant breasts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      man arms

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're both hot in their own ways and should've tongue frick each other right there and then to amend Western White and East Asian relationships.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is definitely a samsung ad lol as if sydney would ever use a phone like that without getting paid.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's old af.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be 18 to post here

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 year big titty plan

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    those big sexy breasts legitimately give me a boner

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The wall is knocking. But the booba still has life

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the moment they start to sag

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife got a solid buzz on tonight at a birthday party and let me tittyfrick her and cum on her face when we got home. Shit was cash my friends

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >solid buzz
      that's rape
      anon you probably raped her

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even better then?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Not a huge fan of it myself the reality isn't as good as the idea but good for you anyway

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. For a guy who grew up whacking it to Peter North facials and developed a cum fetish as well as being obsessed with big breasts, I don’t give my wife nearly enough facials as I should. Part of it is that she sort of takes them and looks like she bit a lemon. She swallows no problem and that’s her default in fact but cumming on her face just feels like I’m inconveniencing her. I wish she’d do it and act the part accordingly.

      In the last 12 months I’ve pissed on her breasts about half a dozen times which was pretty amazing. The first four times the shower wasn’t running but she prefers the water on. It was so hot just seeing her big breasts and body soaked in piss and her crouched in my puddle. But she’s more comfortable with the water on so if that’s what it takes I’m down. I also think I can give her a piss facial and maybe even piss in her mouth if the water is on but maybe that’s wishful thinking. But again she sort of just takes it which isn’t much of a turn on.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But again she sort of just takes it which isn’t much of a turn on.
        Be grateful you even get to do it, I tried it once and got a "Nope, never again". I don't even like it that much, but the fact that I can't do it again makes me diamonds just at the thought

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know, I shouldn’t complain. The grass is always greener on the other side and knowing people who have gfs or wives who won’t even blow them or swallow, I have nothing to complain about. I just wish she could at least be more playful about it. It’s part of the reason why I like porn so much: just seeing women who at least seem like they love it and want more than you can throw at them.

          I’m not even really into pissing I just half joked about it a lot and one night she called my bluff. We tried it a bunch of times afterwards, sometimes at her offer, and for me it’s appealing because it is like a huge cumshot and also had the taboo appeal. Also we’ve been together a while so trying new things is fun.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I just wish she could at least be more playful about it. It’s part of the reason why I like porn so much: just seeing women who at least seem like they love it and want more than you can throw at them.
            I know that feel. I enjoy fricking my gf and she is geniunely down to do whatever I want but sometimes I want her to be insatiable about it, like I want her to gag on my wiener and beg for my cum.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Exactly. It would make all the difference in the world.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      here we see the married man in his natural habitat , proclaiming victory over the monthly sex encounter.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >non sex haver

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao

        so true tho

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    great body but she has a fish face

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i’m gonna be honest with you guys big breasts are completely overrated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah for the owner of them and i assume the novelty wears off for the other owner of them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i guess i just like small breasts

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's basically a movie star who barely dodged being a porn star

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So a movie star?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up Sydney. Everyone knows you're a bawd

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish I was Sydney. Just milking myself and jumping up and down in front of a mirror naked 24/7.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 seconds

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone But You did REALLY well. It came out over two months ago and is still in the top ten, is going to end up making $200m on a $25m budget. She's set for a while and her profile just keeps going up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s too bad that she has a generic looking horror movie coming out next. It’s released by Neon so maybe it could be kino

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Sydney and I wish she were my gf.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like her tiddies are back to the size they were in season 2 of Euphoria. I was worried because they fluctuate a lot and were smaller in Anyone But You

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No clue who this is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn do you live under a rock?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just not a simp

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most people have never watched Euphoria and have no idea who Sydney Sweeney is

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe but if you lurk here at all you'd know. I feel like she's in enough stuff now to know her beyond Euphoria anyway

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah she was in Once upon a Time in Hollywood.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't remember her being in that at all. Was she one of the background Charles Manson bawds or something?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah
                there were probably more famous people in that than you realized, like Danielle Harris and the girl who played The Love Witch

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn’t even realize the kid who played the young daughter in Kill Bill was in this movie until the other day. wild.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that would be weird to notice anyway. i don't remember that little girl having much screen time or lines. almost all the manson girls were nepo babies or daughters of Tarantino's friends though

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess, although I usually like tracking crossover like that.
                think he gave her the role since kill bill 3 didn’t work out.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                he considers her one of his 'regulars' despite this being only her second movie with him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tim Roth (cut)
                Do we know what his scene was and why it was cut?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                he plays Polanski's butler. it's a minor scene and what happens is included in the novelization. if he ever actually does the extended cut for netflix he'll put it back in. I don't remember him doing anything but bring Polanski his breakfast.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tim Roth (cut)
                OK no one needed to know that, even if it was obvious from his name.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >4 hour meandering scenery movie
                >cut for time
                Did Tim lose a bet or something?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                stupid motherfricker
                they shouldn't let you watch movies

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That hour of Margot sitting in a cinema with her bare feet on the back of the chair in front was really important for the plot so obviously couldn't be trimmed

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No fricking way.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                WHAT

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mikey Madison

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                based Mikey

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                butt

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s hilarious how small Bobby Hill is. Makes Mikey look like a giant

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She must be bordering on midge. Mikey is only 5'3.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no social media
                >never seen in public, only in roles or at official events
                This girl's a GHOST

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly if I were famous that's how i'd do it too. I can't understand ones that personally run their twitters or IG and aren't mentally ill

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t have social media because I don’t want to take part in it. But another secondary reason is that I have a somewhat public career and I’d hate to jeopardize my livelihood by for example liking a seemingly innocuous comment that some rabid troony sees as a dog whistle and gets hysterical. If I was a celebrity I would certainly not manage my own social media it makes no sense: the potential consequences far outweigh the negligible benefits. At most I’d tweet my ideas/platitudes but they’d go to some PR team first who would figure out if it’s potentially harmful or not.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably healthy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wish she'd be in more stuff

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Scream V made me fall in love with her.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >learning she was not only not hapa or Asian in any way
                Wild

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mikey's got some DSL

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                she cute

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't remember her being in that at all. Was she one of the background Charles Manson bawds or something?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                Why do zoomers have that absolutely dead inside stare?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sweeney has a dopey stare but it's not dead inside.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I talk to zoomers at my work sometimes and they are so demoralized it is disturbing. It’s why they are addicted to living vicariously online and dopamine hits from this month’s social justice outrage fad. They are empty and I’m certainly not blaming them. This toxic environment is their atmosphere and it’s like asking a fish to consider the water that they swim in. They won’t own homes, they won’t have kids and they will actively vote and support things that are diametrically opposed to their own personal interests because they’ve been hijacked and ground down.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This anon is wise. It's easy to hate zoomers but I feel so fricking bad for them. Not that the world hasn't been opposed to its current generation for centuries beyond count, but we're living in an age of particularly weird evil. Poor frickers don't have a chance unless they can worm their way outside the system in some way.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I talk to these 20-25 year olds at work and I think how when I was their age I just assumed an upward trajectory and was enjoying myself and making progress. They think the world is on the verge of ending so why have kids and why do anything but plug into the matrix, consoom and derive an ersatz sense of community and morality from astroturfed social justice shit.

                I have young kids and at first I wanted to purge the boomer mentality from our lives but now I want to prevent them from being terminal doom-and-groomers. I just casually mention how family is important, having kids is great, you can succeed but only if you put in the mileage and reps and so on. Just positive stuff that isn’t preaching but also not too fluffy and “you can do anything and should expect it all on a silver platter.” I want my kids to be well rounded with a good survival instinct and work ethic. I’m trying to erase the boomer consoomer obsession and mitigate the gen z zombie outlook, all in a low key way.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a good lad, bringing your kids up right. I'm in a completely different situation myself. I've personally found the working world just isn't worth it anymore unless you sacrifice your life almost completely and grind away years of your life for frickers who'll drop you as soon as they can. No wonder people don't want to work anymore, there are less and less reasons every day. Shit's getting weird, brother. Just need to carve your own niche, and if there's any positive out there, it's that there are niches you can carve of your own choosing. Just gotta find them.

                Anyway boobs and movies

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you always need to work and fight for your piece of the pie, even if it is crumbs, because to not do so is to lose a very important human (hell, mammalian or simply organismal) trait. Giving up and throwing in the towel is accepting living death and the probability or being happy and successful (however you define these things) approaches zero.

                It’s easy to think about how the elites control the world and we’re fighting for scraps and things are in a downward spiral. But from a natural perspective: some seeds land in fertile soil and others are in the meagre soil caught in the crevice of a rock. Some grow in the full sun and others are suppressed by the shade until one of the giants die and they can finally get some of their sun. But if you refuse to hang on and persevere then you’ll never have a chance and you’ll miss opportunities. And some thrive or at least do okay in the shade and maybe that’s the best some of us can hope for. It’s not all or nothing and as you said you need to carve your own niche. But disengaging and settling for nothing is the antithesis of life itself.

                I agree though, things are certainly getting weird. I think they’ve always been fairly weird it’s just people didn’t have the insight or intelligence or ability to comprehend it. The boomers lived in an anomalous period of unprecedented opportunity and wealth so naturally we assumed it would continue for us too and we’d at least have what they had. It hasn’t turned out that way. But instead of giving up we need to do our best in OUR time period.

                But all this being said, if I lost my job tomorrow I’d certainly be fricked and in a different mindset. But I guarantee I wouldn’t give up and it would take a long time before I’m ground down and part of that is me but a big part is having a family.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You speak truth anon. I wish the best for you and your family.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sydney was probably so bummed that she wasn't one of the girls at the end or got to ride with Brad Pitt.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was probably fun to film

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She was one of the Manson girls yeah. Of course there were closeups of her feet on the car windshield.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait wrong actress, nevermind.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She was the one that told Dakota Fanning everything Pitt was doing at the ranch and the one hitching with this chick for awhile. We were so close to her being the one offering to give Pitt head and putting her feet up on the window

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine the threesomes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't remember her being in that at all.
                Because (almost) no makeup and she doesn't show her cleavage.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                she's braless in it and bouncing around a bit when she leaves the house here. i unironically like when she barely wears any makeup or is wearing more natural colored stuff

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I recognized her in it, but I'm huge Sydney coomer

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like that droopy cartoon dog except with big breasts.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile likes to complain that hollywood has no attractive women but then sweeny comes in and shows her breasts in basically every role and somehow Cinemaphile b***hes about her.
    >inb4 but she's a downie face it's just her breasts that are hot
    Get a grip

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile is one person
      you Black folk are so dumb

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A large proportion of the Cinemaphile userbase. Ofc I don't mean every user of Cinemaphile you dumb b***h

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to give zoomers this one. I give them shit because of Zendaya and Hunter but Sydney is genuinely attractive.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like that dumb sort of ugly sprt of cute girl that all of a sudden grows huge breasts and then i break her in before she becomes a big bawd (that was my specialty in high school)
    Imagine the goofy and embarrassed look on her face as her breasts flop around everywhere as shes fricked.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    breasts too big to become a serious star in hollywood.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's capable of hiding them pretty well. you can't really tell in that drama she did Reality

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And in her role as Noam Chomsky.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >once upon a time in Hollywood
    >Euphoria
    >Stars in the music video for the best new Rolling Stones song since Start Me Up

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't realize she has a movie coming out with Julianne Moore by the writer of Mare of Easttown and then she's starring in a Ron Howard movie. I think that Barbarella being greenlit was bullshit. She's not going to have time between all these movies and Euphoria season 3.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      me behind the camera

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She already has one. She's the only big titted bottle blonde with major roles under 30. That's as legitimate as it gets in hollywood

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends
    >goes into porn/onlyfans
    a decade, give or take a year
    >stays in israelite media
    flip a coin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      your career has to be really in the shitter to do porn or onlyfans, and even then it's super rare to ever happen. never happening

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being this much of a rube. Good luck.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i guess? having fun patiently waiting for her onlyfans, anon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's right though. Sydney has already probably made enough money to live comfortably off, especially considering she produced that romcom that made a shitload of money. The only actresses that resort to onlyfans are c-listers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have a dangerous combo of stupidity and unearned ego

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sydney simps really are a thing. Coomer zoomers really are going to be a problem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you rather them jerking off to Hunter? Sydney's fricking hot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >big breasted blond haired blue eyed woman
      >vs
      >a literal troony, mystery meat deluxe, Black folk

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone i know agrees. shes wall art, a pretty picture. nothing more nothing less.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's all women are supposed to be.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know you can just jerk off and forget about women right?

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    booba

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odds of Euphoria not even having a season 4? It's taken 5 years to get two seasons out of it. Most of the cast is getting too famous or aging out of the roles and the creator seems to be losing credibility with HBO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think there's a chance it will get cancelled
      >cast member announced that she won't be returning
      >another actor that was pretty important died
      >the rest of the cast is becoming mega famous
      >a lot of rumours about drama on the s2 set
      I mean I could be wrong but it wouldn't surprise me all that much

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think it's looking that way too. with the disaster that was The Idol, I think the heat is on the guy already especially with the talk about his sets being nuts or him writing the show as they're shooting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's a full body cast of sweeney's boobs somewhere

      I NEED IT

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Odds of Euphoria not even having a season 4? It's taken 5 years to get two seasons out of it. Most of the cast is getting too famous or aging out of the roles and the creator seems to be losing credibility with HBO

        >some of that goop that is dribbling off her boob

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The first layer should be runny to fit into all the nooks and crannies, get some nice texture and detail. The next few batches of goop would be thickened.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    in a few years, we will be having the "marisa miller conversation" about her.*

    *although with sydney it's predictable. marisa was a shock

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can see Sydney having at least three kids and even if she gets chunky she’ll have a maternal glow and massive milk-heavy udders. She will be a great wife and mother I have no doubt about this.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's very open about wanting kids as soon as possible. i'm sure she is just holding off because her career is blowing up

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i'm sure she is just holding off because her career is blowing up

          It is appreciated! But if JLaw can show the post pregnancy goods, I hope Sydney can too. She shouldn't put it off if she really wants it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's more about having to take so much time off than worried about her breasts. although those will change a great deal too

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >filename
          Euphoria contains preg content?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's from a fantasy one of the PoV characters has where he marries and breeds Sydney (understandable)

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              S02E02. Too brief.
              Now I continue to wait for Immaculate.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >one of the PoV characters
              Which one? Is it Hunter's character? Hunter/Sydney offsping would be perfect!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not actually a PoV in S2 funnily enough

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she's very open about wanting kids as soon as possible
          Take that with a grain of salt because she says a lot of things in interviews that are untrue just to get liked by people.
          >she's a mechanic because a mechanic shops allowed her to twirl some tools for instagram after her dad paid them to fix up his truck
          >admitted to being an avid water polo player, never shown and never brought up anywhere else
          >her and Glen totally didn't frick during the production of ABY they just made a whole bunch of social media videos of him groping me, of her touching him to promote it
          >oh yeah now I want kids just when my career is taking off and I am bringing in money
          If there's something I dislike about modern age actors then it's the urge they have to be perfect and liked by everyone and mainly on social media. Everything they do is only done to make them more perfect in the eyes of the viewer and it just makes them so damn fake as frick. Like I see Sweeney and all I see is 0 personality

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is it possible her role as Cassie wasn't a role? Was she just being herself?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marisa always looked like she was starving herself

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wall comes

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life as an American female must be absolutely phenomenal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, they're all super hot rich and famous actresses

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much longer until she'll sit on my face?

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure, but I would love to make her a legitimate mother.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I completely forgot that Billie is going to be in the new season of Euphoria. Wonder if she will be inspired or intimidated by Sydney’s breasts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >intimidated
      I'd say she'll feel fine.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean she has bigger breasts than Sydney.

        i meant more about quality and whether or not she'd want to be up against Sydney's. also they've shrunken a bit since Billie lost a bunch of weight

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sweeney's went up and down too. She was smaller in The Voyeurs, noticeably.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, same for Anyone But You. My theory is that she lost a bunch of weight preparing for Madame Web but they seem to be getting bigger again

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you think shes virgin?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sydney’s are bigger

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          More importantly, they are bigger while not being fat.

          Billie just got fat girl breasts.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Billie lost a bunch of weight and her breasts are smaller now but still pretty good

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah she just went back into baggy clothing mode

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That cleavage picture posted is from like two weeks ago

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean she has bigger breasts than Sydney.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        GRRIFFIITTH!!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they give her a happy character in skimpy oufits, so she can start breaking away from the moody sad girl persona that's just for her music act.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's pretty stacked herself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that austin butler?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek natasha bedingfield

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          could have fooled me, I thought homie was going method for a new project

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn she's looking good. I didn't even recognise her.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is how you know that show was DOA years ago.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to sleep everyday knowing that a fricking porn prostitute its being treated like a real actress. Frick this world.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > September 12, 1997 (age 26 years)
    about 3 years and 6 months

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much lower are her boobs going to get? that's a lot of chest above those knockers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >virgin
      I don't like picking on anons but you do it to yourself sometimes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm divorced, 10 year marriage and 2 kids lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish your wife wasn't a stupid b***h who ruined your life

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I met her on /b/, it's my own fault.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gravity only goes in one direction man.

      Enjoy them while they last.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really preffer this "porn" stars instead of "real" actresses frick this shit. we used to have good actresses that were good looking too like Kim Bassinger or even Salma Hayek and she is so good looking and made a lot of nudes too what Im trying to say we can have both things.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She won't frick you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think any anons realistically would think they'd meet her and she would?

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anon, aren't you excited we're having a baby soon?

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    her next few movies she's working on are dramas and thrillers. is she already transitioning to become a more "serious" actress?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, more seriously hot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can never tell if those are seams or nipples

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      soooo, when is she gonna dye her hair again? or is she going completely natural?

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're looking pretty legitimate

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what did she mean by this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It means she (rightfully) felt ostracized by the young, beautiful, healthy-looking younger women - because she's a sickly-looking, pale, malnourished talentless nepo-baby.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dakota Johnson seems like she tells it like it is.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She just sounds miserable

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sydney’s weenie

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has a face made for porn.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you just watch too much porn

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, but i dont see other actresses the same way.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mia Melano tier tbh

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like Mira Melano

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          JAJAJJAJAJ UNA VELAAA EL BARSINSO JAJAJJA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's something wrong with her eyes. She's objectively pretty, but it looks like she has some syndrome.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    4/5 years on her booba plan
    the end is approaching

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To stacking fat stacks with those milk sacks, just like Helen Mirren.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How much longer does she have to make a legitimate career?
    With fakeup?
    or without?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      still would marry n' frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks good here, don't care. genuinely pretty face even without the tiddies on full display

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she look so bad here with the make up they applied to make her look plain and like she was not wearing makeup?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's wearing very minimal makeup and more natural stuff. possibly some to make her look more stressed but they did a good job with the color grading of the movie to make everything look ugly

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she's wearing very minimal makeup and more natural stuff
          I can assure you she is not. She's supposed to look more like the person she's playing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >or without?
      >shows picture of her in a movie with a great deal of makeup to play Reality Winner
      What did anon mean by this?

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    her breasts are more famous than any of her roles.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to kiss her whole body but that face needs some surgery from dr kim

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >brest cancer
    >boobs removal
    >career goes to shit
    >it's over

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    already too late

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Maude Apatow is wondering why her career hasn't taken off like her costars.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her career got started just as normies discovered the phrase 'nepo baby' and started spamming it in regular conversation.
      If this were 2010 she'd probably get away with her mediocrity much more.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like that one blond woman who did a documentary on incels. Forget her name.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been a while, but someone made a comic of her jerking off to the incel. It was hilarious. She looked like pic related. Best I could do from memory.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That looks really cool anon.
        Could you make her say "you look lonely"

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 years until breasts sag and/or a.i. replaces her
    also that make-up is moronic

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judging by her face the wall's gonna hit hard.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Sydney and want to kiss her big Sweeneys

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How much longer does she have to make a legitimate career?
    who LITERALLY CARES? big fat breasts are a draw forever, brother

    FOREVER

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many girls and boys have been driven to troonydom by photos of Sydney Sweeny? thousands, I imagine. the boys want to be her and the girls seethe because they can't be her.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up homosexual. Sydney is leading the line in gen z males wanting to frick big milky breasts

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        *have big milky breasts

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish bug spammer, Gadon poster, and Kiki tard would die choking on each other's dicks.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP what is your legitimate career?

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like her biceps

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The appeal isn't the breasts, most women have breasts and hers are not the most interesting pair in Hollywood by any stretch of the imagination.
    It's her face and demeanor.
    She looks slightly b***hy but not impossibly b***hy, just b***hy enough to challenge you to tame her.
    When she puts on a smile, because of her heavy lids, she looks like she just had an amazing romp in the sheets, with a kind of tired satisfaction that's incredibly appealing to men who want to prove themselves. Even in completely innocuous contexts, every glance at her evokes sexuality.
    If you actually bothered to hear her talk in roles, you'd know she sometimes talks in a slightly derpy voice reminiscent of annoying teenagers, but most of the time it's this almost whispery ASMR tone.
    Feels weird to type this out but I needed to articulate it.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mommy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to make her a mommy

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hollywood acting
    >"legitimate career"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does that Tec-9 not have a foregrip

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's the future and also he's in a dream, maybe, it's ambiguous.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's the future and also he's in a dream, maybe, it's ambiguous.

        Also it's a Goncz GA.

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already hitting the wall
    If she can’t go milfmode it’s over

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