How much would you give for a new Discworld animated series?

How much would you give for a new Discworld animated series?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds monkey-pawish, did the guards guards show suck yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is it even coming out? I hope it gets cancelled before it releases

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I released almost exactly a year ago and bombed about as much as you'd might expect. No word on the cancellation but it's probably not being picked up for season 2.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Good fricking god that's awful. Detritus is supposed to be massive not tall and lanky. Sybil is a giant shy woman not a tiny black tough no man girl. I don't even care to touch the others. Only one I can't complain about is the totally average looking guy they got for Carrot. I fricking hate this otherwise.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Detritus is supposed to be massive not tall and lanky

            If you think that's bad enough, guess what, he dies.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's true.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I frickin hate it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Me too. Detritus is one of the best characters. Helluva character arc.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In the books, to clarify.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody who worked on this should ever be employed ever again.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I do t blame actors or set people. I blame the writers and people in decision making rolls. It's like the morons that get mad at star wars actors like they aren't just monkeys paid to say things and had zero say in writing or editing.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Scorched Earth. Nobody working on this should ever be employed again. Not the actors, not the set people, not the Key Grip. Being in any way involved in this should be a career killer, to send a message.

              I mean that's not what'll happen, but it's what SHOULD happen.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Considering what went down their that abysmal The Watch adaptation, I'd rather let that sleeping dog lie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. It was so awful that I hope Discworld never sees an adaptation ever again. For the love of god what were they thinking

      Even his daughter had to come out and say "Judge it by its own merits, it has little to do with the books"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's already coming

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Not a beat up moggy
          Great, bet it barely even feels like it's related. Seems like cashing in on an IP.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll stick with this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC WITH ROCKS IN.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >racist Indian accent
      Yikes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >accurate is racist
        Pills.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on how frickable Susan looks in it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think Pratchett's work is better suited for comic book adaptations rather than animation or live action.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can do a lot more with comics, but you lose lots of the prose descriptions unless the artist is very good or you have narration text boxes. No adaptation has ever got the footnotes quite right either, not even the audio books.

      That said, I finished a reread of Pyramids yesterday, and it would work pretty well. Its not the best Disc book, but its a solud early effort, there's lots of visually interesting stuff, the story is relatively simple and there's some good jokes along the way. Something like pic related would work well for You Bastard's calculation.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Discworld is overrated.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You misunderstand. I've committed several murders to keep it from happening.

    And by God I'll kill more if I have to.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all the best discworld adaptations are /vr/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely kino videogame, I played it on PC as a young teen

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll prostitute you out for it, OP.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile would shit all over any new, faithful adaptations considering Terry was woke by this boards standards

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >waaahhh
      shut the frick up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wahbloobloobloo
      He wasn't woke, he was liberal.
      Just because you dog-frickers are currently wearing liberalism as a skin suit doesn't mean you are it Buffalo Bill.
      And to prove it to the class all I have to do is ask a single question:
      >Can anyone here name a time that a piece of progshit had a working class character as the protagonist?
      Anyone? Anyone at all?
      Because I can for Terry: Sam Vimes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Her was pretty, uh, woke, whatever that entails. A very perceptive guy critical of societal and fantasy norms. Surely this didn't pass over your head while reading his work?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh naturally, but he was what 'Woke' should be rather than what it is.
          Liberalism says 'You know maybe people should be able to make their own decisions rather than being subject to the whims of tyrants'
          Woke says 'I'm very upset about the fact that I am not the tyrant in charge and will stomp my feet and scream until Daddy (who I hate) gives me what I want'

          Being critical of norms isn't inherently evil, nor is adhering to them. Want to see a moment when Pratchett proves he's not and never was a prog?
          Fifth Elephant: Albrecht Albrechtson, in any progressive series this hardline dwarvish turbo-conservative would basically be a trump meme who is secretly behind everything and given all the depth and texture of a sheet of toilet paper.
          Meanwhile let's see what Pratchett has to say about him:
          >You have been labouring under a misapprehension; I reckon. You think that because Albrecht dislikes Ankh-Morpork and has... old fashioned ideas, he is a bad dwarf. But I have known him for two hundred years. He is honest and honourable... more so than me, that I'm sure of. Five hundred years ago he would have made a fine king. Today, perhaps not. Perhaps... hah... the axe of my ancestors needs a different handle. But now I am King and he accepts that with all his heart because if he did not, he'd think he wasn't a dwarf, see? Of course he will now oppose me at every turn. Being Low King was never an easy job. But, to use one of your metaphors, we are all floating in the same boat
          Does that sound like anything that any progolodyte would ever say about the other side even unto the heat death of the universe?
          The simple way to put it is: The liberal thinks the person that disagrees with them is wrong and negotiates with them based on that, the progressive thinks the person that disagrees with them is evil and judges them based on that. Pratchett fell into the former and never the latter.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Does that sound like anything that any progolodyte would ever say

            Yes? By "progressive", are you referring to the "not-regressive" or have you made up a new word today?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            To add to this, you want to know what a progressive sounds like in Discworld?
            >Swing, though, started in the wrong place. He didn't look around, and watch and learn, and then say, 'This is how people are, how do we deal with it?' No, he sat and thought: This is how the people ought to be, how do we change them?' And that was a good enough thought for a priest but not for a copper, because Swing's patient, pedantic way of operating had turned policing on its head. There had been that Weapons Law, for a start. Weapons were involved in so many crimes that, Swing reasoned, reducing the number of weapons had to reduce the crime rate. Vimes wondered if he'd sat up in bed in the middle of the night and hugged himself when he'd dreamed that one up. Confiscate all weapons, and crime would go down. It made sense. It would have worked, too, if only there had been enough coppers - say, three per citizen. Amazingly, quite a few weapons were handed in. The flaw, though, was one that had somehow managed to escape Swing, and it was this: criminals don't obey the law. It's more or less a requirement for the job. They had no particular interest in making the streets safer for anyone except themselves. And they couldn't believe what was happening. It was like Hogswatch every day.

            >Does that sound like anything that any progolodyte would ever say

            Yes? By "progressive", are you referring to the "not-regressive" or have you made up a new word today?

            Name a time then, go on, I'll wai-
            >Regressive
            Ah you're one of those people that thinks it's Progressive or Regressive. Nevermind.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because whne you say "progressive" I can think of no term that better describes Pratchett. He saw the fantasy genre and was like, this is just the same shit over and over, and made a completely progressive take on it. That's why i prefer Discworld to so many other fantasy stories, it's the next step of the genre, the post-modernist fantasy setting.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Holy frick anon how do you read Night Watch and come out of it thinking Swing was supposed to represent progressives?
              He went around with fricking calipers, the allusion couldn't have been more on the nose

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's strange. I guess /misc/ has rotted his brains or something, so now he only sees what he wants to see. I donb't think Pratchett was a tumblr social justice warrior primadonna ofc; most progressives aren't.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Some other topics, let's see:
              Pratchett on Positive Racism:
              >Be generous, Sir Samuel. TRULY treat all men equally. Allow Klatchians the right to be scheming bastards, hmm?
              Pratchett on Affirmative Action (From the very book you mentioned

              Pratchett was a self-confessed progressive anon, are you kidding me?
              You're dreaming if you think someone came along and made a Monstrous Regiment cartoon today you wouldn't have morons kicking up a stink about how it's "grooming" and "anti-religious"

              funnily enough)
              >Jackrum: And did you promote them if they were as good as men?
              >Frock: Certainly not, Sergeant. What do you take me for? I promoted them if they were better.

              Holy frick anon how do you read Night Watch and come out of it thinking Swing was supposed to represent progressives?
              He went around with fricking calipers, the allusion couldn't have been more on the nose

              You forget your history anon; there was a time when Eugenics was one of the great progressive projects of its era, the application of science while ignoring small, petty things like peoples human rights or individualism. It was a great big wonderful social reform that'd make society all the better because you didn't need to know if someone was guilty to punish them.
              Or are you one of those people who is going to declare, with a heady mix of blithe ignorance and shameless brazenness 'Well the progressive ideology is the one that wins so all of history has been progress overcoming conservation'

              For the record if you want a nice, tidy description of Woke/The Modern progressive movement it would be:
              >The application of collectivist class grievance theory to cultural and racial identities mixed with a good, unhealthy dose of prosecco socialism and narcissism.
              Does any of that fit Pratchett? With his focus on the individual, his affection for small village life (Witches series), holding power to account through actual systems rather than 'We replace the power with one that's a tyrant for us rather than against us' (Small gods) and pretty much every argument he makes against the revolution in Night Watch (Night Watch)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >eugenics and craniometry
                >progressive
                Alright anon we're done here, you're clearly lost in the sauce
                Feel free to make that cartoon about a gender nonconforming person serving with a transman, two lesbians, amongst others. With the insane religion thrown in of course. I'm sure the lovely people of Cinemaphile would accept that whole heartedly

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >If I just pretend it wasn't proclaimed as a glorious victory of rational science then I can pretend it wasn't
                Lobotomies, Lysenkoism, Thalidomide, Slavery (Which ended because of the conservative position of common law arguing from historic precident; can you get more conservative than that?)

                Go buy a bag of dicks, sit down and calmly suck every last one to completion. You know I'm right you fricking homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >ending slavery is a conservative effort
                You are sick in the head.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What was the argument that ended slavery? Name it for me. Describe the exact process by which slavery was killed off. Go on. Or are you going to continue ignoring every question asked of you while doing the 100 meter sprint with that goal post over your shoulder?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You mean like worldwide? Most of the world just agreed that it was inhumane and banned slavery.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Most of the world just agreed that it was inhumane and banned slavery.
                Hah, look at this fricking American and his education.
                Slavery ended because the British courts accepted James Manfields argument that the ruling of the Eleventh of Elizabeth (1569) and William the Conquerors ban on Slavery were legitimate historic precedent and the air of England was too pure for a slave to breath and that Slavery, under the British Common Law System was effectively illegal and always had been. In response to this the Crown basically bought and immediately freed every slave in the Empire (Not, you might note, pulled a Hati and murdered the slave owners or anything like that)
                Then they proceeded to spend 60 years blockading the entirety of Africa, which cost 20 thousand sailors lives and so much money that tax payers were still paying it off in 2012.

                Slavery didn't die off because everyone decided it was gay, it was murdered by the British based on an individualistic idealism that was grounded in the history of the nation, a completely irrational, romantic view of what the right thing to do was based in traditions so old they were carved in stone.
                Meanwhile where did Slavery come from?
                >Oh what wonderful people these Africans are, we should take on some of their customs like owning Blacks.
                Stick it in your pipe and inhale deep.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ahahahahah slavery is older than romans. You basically whack someone the head and make them your slave. Nothing progressive about that. Also kudos to the perfidiois albion, but not the whole world was england. Stick that up yoir ass.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Hur hurhur am winurr because slavery old
                What is Cattle Slavery for $400 Alex. You're not a clown, you're the entire circus. Hop the frick along.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah mate, youre making two arguments, that slvary was progressive and ending slavery is conservative. Second one might be true for the bongs, but your first claim is insane. If Im the circus, youre disneyland.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >misspelling chattel slavery
                You beefed it, anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There wasn't one because it still exists.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Everything that is good is associated with my side
                >Everything that is bad is associated with those I disagree with
                >If anyone on my side were ever to do anything bad they would no longer be on my side
                >If anyone on the opposing side does something good they suddenly were always on my side all along
                >If something I have done is seen by the majority as bad I will pretend I never did it
                >If evidence is shown I did in fact do the bad thing I will pretend I was on the opposing side the entire time

                It's amazing how I'm never ever wrong!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh and if you think /misc/ has rotted my brain, let's see:
                >Name a piece of progressive media that has a working class character as the protagonist.
                >Name a piece where a group suffering oppression/minority is shown in a negative light or as a villain (Carcer in the new show that's coming out, am I right lads?)
                >Name a piece where a revolution is shown to fail in all its brutality and all the damage it does to the common folk
                >Name a piece where a minority gets its freedom and then explicitly states it's not going to go for revenge but instead work on freeing itself through non-violent means and working within the system
                >Name a piece where a conservative figure is shown to be simply wrong rather than Evil.
                >Name a piece where men are shown to be just as nasty, thuggish and cruel as men
                Shit you want a really good one?
                >Name a piece where the idle rich of the upper class are shown as moral busy bodies who are completely out of touch with those they sneer down their noses to
                Go on, I'll wait, I'll sit here and twiddle my thumbs until the heat death of the sun because I know you can't name a single fricking one while in order those are:
                >Watch series
                >Small Gods & Jingo respectively
                >Night Watch
                >Feet of Clay
                >Fifth Elephant (Again)
                >Monstrous Regiment
                >Interesting Times, The Truth, pick one
                Your turn.
                Prove me wrong everyone, I'd love to hear it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Vimes was never meant to be the protagonist, he was just popular enough that he became the protagonist in later books. Carrot was the protagonist.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >If I just pretend it wasn't proclaimed as a glorious victory of rational science then I can pretend it wasn't
                Lobotomies, Lysenkoism, Thalidomide, Slavery (Which ended because of the conservative position of common law arguing from historic precident; can you get more conservative than that?)

                Go buy a bag of dicks, sit down and calmly suck every last one to completion. You know I'm right you fricking homosexual.

                >things I don't like are progressive
                >things I do like are conservative
                You have a very strange view of the world. Imagine thinking slavery was a progressive institution and ended because of conservatives. How do you square that with the fact that conservatives practically worship the half of the country that wanted to keep their slaves?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That cartoon pitch in your screencap sounds neat.
                Normal human man with a non-human wife sounds like something people around here would eat right up too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You just conjured a lost of boxes that someone has to tick yo appease your shitty world view. As I said, you are sick the head. You mention the revolution here and how no progressive shows how it fails. Go ahead and show me a conservative piece of media that shows failings of conservatism. Show me a conservative show where a character who talks about social issues isnt played for laughs as some sort of cry baby. Name a conservative shows that women are just as capable as men.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well shit son that's a good point-
                Oh wait, there's one right there in the image I posted.
                >Terminator: An entire series about how living for the community and the future rather than yourself is the highest ideal anyone can hope to reach for which shows Sarah as just as competent as any man.
                And for the record, I wasn't listing so you could hit every one. I was listing so you could hit literally any single one mentioned. I'm not loading you down, I'm giving you options, I'm that confident that you can't find something that breaks the sacred tenants.
                Go on, do it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Steven Universe.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                To add to this, you want to know what a progressive sounds like in Discworld?
                >Swing, though, started in the wrong place. He didn't look around, and watch and learn, and then say, 'This is how people are, how do we deal with it?' No, he sat and thought: This is how the people ought to be, how do we change them?' And that was a good enough thought for a priest but not for a copper, because Swing's patient, pedantic way of operating had turned policing on its head. There had been that Weapons Law, for a start. Weapons were involved in so many crimes that, Swing reasoned, reducing the number of weapons had to reduce the crime rate. Vimes wondered if he'd sat up in bed in the middle of the night and hugged himself when he'd dreamed that one up. Confiscate all weapons, and crime would go down. It made sense. It would have worked, too, if only there had been enough coppers - say, three per citizen. Amazingly, quite a few weapons were handed in. The flaw, though, was one that had somehow managed to escape Swing, and it was this: criminals don't obey the law. It's more or less a requirement for the job. They had no particular interest in making the streets safer for anyone except themselves. And they couldn't believe what was happening. It was like Hogswatch every day.

                [...]
                Name a time then, go on, I'll wai-
                >Regressive
                Ah you're one of those people that thinks it's Progressive or Regressive. Nevermind.

                Oh naturally, but he was what 'Woke' should be rather than what it is.
                Liberalism says 'You know maybe people should be able to make their own decisions rather than being subject to the whims of tyrants'
                Woke says 'I'm very upset about the fact that I am not the tyrant in charge and will stomp my feet and scream until Daddy (who I hate) gives me what I want'

                Being critical of norms isn't inherently evil, nor is adhering to them. Want to see a moment when Pratchett proves he's not and never was a prog?
                Fifth Elephant: Albrecht Albrechtson, in any progressive series this hardline dwarvish turbo-conservative would basically be a trump meme who is secretly behind everything and given all the depth and texture of a sheet of toilet paper.
                Meanwhile let's see what Pratchett has to say about him:
                >You have been labouring under a misapprehension; I reckon. You think that because Albrecht dislikes Ankh-Morpork and has... old fashioned ideas, he is a bad dwarf. But I have known him for two hundred years. He is honest and honourable... more so than me, that I'm sure of. Five hundred years ago he would have made a fine king. Today, perhaps not. Perhaps... hah... the axe of my ancestors needs a different handle. But now I am King and he accepts that with all his heart because if he did not, he'd think he wasn't a dwarf, see? Of course he will now oppose me at every turn. Being Low King was never an easy job. But, to use one of your metaphors, we are all floating in the same boat
                Does that sound like anything that any progolodyte would ever say about the other side even unto the heat death of the universe?
                The simple way to put it is: The liberal thinks the person that disagrees with them is wrong and negotiates with them based on that, the progressive thinks the person that disagrees with them is evil and judges them based on that. Pratchett fell into the former and never the latter.

                Oh and if you think /misc/ has rotted my brain, let's see:
                >Name a piece of progressive media that has a working class character as the protagonist.
                >Name a piece where a group suffering oppression/minority is shown in a negative light or as a villain (Carcer in the new show that's coming out, am I right lads?)
                >Name a piece where a revolution is shown to fail in all its brutality and all the damage it does to the common folk
                >Name a piece where a minority gets its freedom and then explicitly states it's not going to go for revenge but instead work on freeing itself through non-violent means and working within the system
                >Name a piece where a conservative figure is shown to be simply wrong rather than Evil.
                >Name a piece where men are shown to be just as nasty, thuggish and cruel as men
                Shit you want a really good one?
                >Name a piece where the idle rich of the upper class are shown as moral busy bodies who are completely out of touch with those they sneer down their noses to
                Go on, I'll wait, I'll sit here and twiddle my thumbs until the heat death of the sun because I know you can't name a single fricking one while in order those are:
                >Watch series
                >Small Gods & Jingo respectively
                >Night Watch
                >Feet of Clay
                >Fifth Elephant (Again)
                >Monstrous Regiment
                >Interesting Times, The Truth, pick one
                Your turn.
                Prove me wrong everyone, I'd love to hear it.

                This anon actually understands Pratchett for what he was - a man who wanted people to be able to live their lives but was fully aware of the power systems in place. One of the most common ideas in his works was Making Your Own Choice, stretching from Carrot choosing to be a guard rather than being the king that destiny wanted from him, to girls in monsterous regiment fighting for their nation, to Brudda in small gods deciding that despite believing in Ohm, he didn't believe in Ohminism. You can call him whatever you want, as long as you came up with it yourself. Terry would have liked that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So...pro choice?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Close enough I suppose.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You jest, but that too. Pratchett had a habit of idly mentioning Ye Olde Abortifacients in the Discworld books. Nanny Ogg and her like were who young women turned to if they sowed some wild oats and realized they really didn't want a harvest in nine months.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pratchett was a self-confessed progressive anon, are you kidding me?
            You're dreaming if you think someone came along and made a Monstrous Regiment cartoon today you wouldn't have morons kicking up a stink about how it's "grooming" and "anti-religious"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >mfw seeing the rabid sort of old lady terfs on twitter try to claim Pratchett as one of their own because of how Granny Weatherwax acts about witches and wizards at the very start of Sourcery, completely ignoring where she ends up by the end of the story as well as the later books like Monstrous Regiment that tackles the question head on, all while claiming they're huge fans and he's being "slandered" by woke people(his daughter and friends) putting words in his dead mouth
              That was a strange week to be a Pratchett fan.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pratchett was too enlightened for these morons.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Some people just don't really get it, anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Gaiman is an even more fun example of people just not getting it, because with him you get young trans people hating him for being a transphobe because of Wanda's storyline in Sandman AND you get transphobes cheering him on for the story, with him politely telling both sides to please reread the story because they didn't fricking get it. When that silly comicgate thing tried to happen there were even moronic casualgaters who thought he'd be on their side. And in basically every thread on here that mentions Gaiman you get some casual going "oh it sucks that he went woke lately!", as if they've actually read anything older by him and didn't just see a thread about the casting of the Sandman show.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People have gotten so used to having a point of view being completely isolated that when writers do a thing like present believable and interesting characters and situations to interrogate an issue that they only see one side or the other and cling to that and only that saying "They are for this" or "against that" and not interacting with the whole work to see what is actually being said. It's like reading Good Omens and thinking the two were pro-baby kidnapping. Like did you even bother to read literally anything in the book?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They might be pro-baby kidnapping. I like being exposed to different viewpoints.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's Equal Rites, not Sourcery.
                What does Equal Rites have to do with trans-whatnot?
                It's about gender roles, not gender identity.
                By the end, Weatherwax came to agree that Eskarina should be allowed to be a wizard in spite of being a girl.
                She didn't come to that conclusion by realizing Eskarina was, in fact, a boy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >She didn't come to that conclusion by realizing Eskarina was, in fact, a boy.
                I dunno.
                Eskarina did have a big hard staff
                I liked her more than Tiffany Aching

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't the witches still not think a man could be a witch?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Possibly, I think in Carpe Jugulum, Weatherwax mightve come to the conclusion that the Omnian missionary, Mightily Oats, was operating in a fairly witch-like way.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't there that super pacifist guy in one of the later Aching books who Tiffany thought could be a male witch and either Weatherwax of Ogg said some shit about how you can't have male witches? Although I'm pretty sure other books have lines about how men who have the same temperament as witches end up becoming trusted individuals within their communities such as a blacksmith that everyone goes to for help.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Geoffrey in the Shephard's Crown. They basically resurrect an old job title for him, Peacemaker or something, but he is indeed in effect a male witch, with all the training that came with it and a familiar of his own.
                The Shephard's Crown should be considered a Pratchett book with an asterisk though (well, one more asterisk, eh?). It was finished as best as possible after Pratchett's death, but it's no secret that the book was not remotely in its final form. There were things Pratchett probably would've done differently had he time to do some revisions and rewrites. Damn it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's the one. If I recall the elder witches kicked up a real stink about there being male witches which is kinda hypocritical considering Weatherwax supported a girl who wanted to be a wizard

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Peaceweaver.
                See "Warlock" was a term used with contempt in the books, "wannabe" witches.
                So you twist "War-lock" around and get "Peace-weaver." Male witch, but without the disparaging connotations that Pratchett had already established with Warlock.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why not just call male witches witches?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Snuff was also either finished by someone else or ghost written. Had all the hallmarks of an author writing someone else's characters.

                Plus it really stood out when the writer used a swearword Pratchett never used.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People have been saying "this later one was ghostwritten" since Thud. I have no problem placing Snuff as a lower quality later book. I don't buy ghostwritten, and I've seen the arguments, and I really don't need to see them again. It's a silly circle argument.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon he had fricking dementia. In a very real sense he was a different person when he narrated those later books to his assistant.
                But they were still his books

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Snuff is one of the few Discworld books I picked up and then never bothered finishing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Other cultures were implied to have shamens who served a witch's role in the ramtop-morporkian sphere, too. The witches dealt with this by ignoring it viciously, which is pretty appropriate.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Also, never in Monstrous Regiment does it say anything close to TWAW or TMAM. The closest it gets to the trans message is that cross-dressing isn't bad (the female soldiers, the male captain, and a mention of one of the male captain's old friends), and that sometimes it can be more practical within a bigoted culture to lie about one's sex. But those are closed lies (only the liar and perhaps a few trusted others actually know something isn't true)
                Trans-whatnot is endorsing open lies, where everybody knows something isn't true, but they are all compelled to pretend that it is. If a culture is bigoted toward women, then what use is pretending to be a man, if you're going to announce to everyone that you are putting the disguise on?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Found the old lady twitter terf.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Troons rewrite history to claim people that were never part of their fad
                All this effort on stealing (Then again what do communists know except stealing?) when there's so many like you that you don't acknowledge.
                >Sima Qian
                >Mohammad Khan Qajar
                >Bagoas
                >Farinelli
                >Cai Lun
                >Ponthinus
                >Mehmed Agha
                Just to name a few.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not the person you're replying to, but who's Ponthinus?
                Looking him up, I get redirected to Pontius Pilate, who doesn't seem to be within the pattern of the others on the list.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He was the regent of Ptolemy XIII and a famous Eunuch.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So are you going to show everyone that I'm wrong, or is your calling me a terf enough to discredit me?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're arguing that Pratchett would be on the terf brigade despite ending the book with Jackrum going home to be a GRANDFATHER, not a grandmother who flaunted gender roles. Why the frick would I do anything but laugh at you, same as how I laughed at the rest of the old ladies on twitter?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "sometimes it can be more practical within a bigoted culture to lie about one's sex"
                The book acknowledges that the family would have a problem with Jackrum returning to her family as a grandmother.
                It wasn't even Jackrum's idea to return as a grandfather, but Polly's. Thus telling us that Jackrum doesn't "identify" as a man, but she pretends to be one due to the practical benefits she obtains.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Also I'm not arguing that he would be on the GC side. The fact that Margaret Atwood endorses trans shit is evidence enough that I can't expect consistency from famous authors, or anyone really.
                I'm just arguing that the book he wrote that has the greatest opportunity to support your cause, does not, in fact, support your cause.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >your cause
                It's not my cause. My cause is to laugh at people like you who try to claim dead authors are actually on your side.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You only have one life, but you can pick up another five causes on any street corner.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you fricking kidding me? Jackrum literally lives the rest of his life as a man. He transitioned. The book even switches to using male pronouns to refer to him once he makes that decision.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So where's the scene where she does a shitload of hormones and cuts off her breasts, Bunkeroid?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How does it feel to be such a fricking disingenuous moron?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >“You’re a liar, Sarge,” said Polly, leaning forward.
                >“Best I’ve ever heard. One last lie pays for all!
                >Why not? You could show him the locket. You could tell him about the girl you left behind you…”

                They, the both of them, admit that it's all a lie.
                It's a useful lie in this case, since in the culture they live in, a woman with the personality that Jackrum's got would be looked down on, whereas a man with that personality would be seen as having a strong character.
                But none of that translates to our culture or the transgender movement that currently exists.
                As I said before, Polly and Jackrum's lie is only between themselves. The trans movement wants to force everyone to see the lie and view it as truth. Also western culture (where trans stuff is most prevalent) has been actively trying to mitigate the less pleasant aspects of our sexist society, so having to pretend to be a man in order to get ahead is much less justifiable nowadays.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not only that but one of the main points is that jackrum did it because she was in love with a guy and wanted to be with him. People who read transgenderism into monsterous regiment miss the forest for the trees - the book is about gender roles and how crushing a society can be if they are heavily enforced.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you fricking kidding me? Jackrum literally lives the rest of his life as a man. He transitioned. The book even switches to using male pronouns to refer to him once he makes that decision.

                The most honest thing we can say about Pratchett and "Trans stuff" is that there's nothing clearly pro or anti in his works. Personally I suspect he'd be supportive of trans rights (I mean come on, the man was good friends with Gaiman), but we never saw anything along the lines of a character saying there'd been a bit of a mixup when bodies were matched with brains.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed, although, playing devil's advocate for myself, I seem to remember a sequence in Unseen Academicals that may have had something to do with trans stuff.
                I can't remember where in the book the sequence is though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's definitely some "nothing wrong with a bit of drag, some men are just comfortable dressed as women" moments in Discworld. Whether or not those quick asides had greater significance is something that can't be said with certainty (again, I have my suspicions based on his circle of friends and some media we know he enjoyed, but I'm not going to pretend they're more than suspicions).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What media is that, I don't actually know that much about the guy. Other than the alzeimer's, and that he was in a documentary about orangutans.

                I think I may have found the sequence that founded my memory. It was based on the whole somewhat interesting dwarf dynamic, where all dwarves are assumed to be male, until it comes to matters of reproduction.

                The sequence was about dwarves breaking that taboo and embracing femininity.
                I still find that thing abit strange, since I'm not sure why the females of one species would be especially attracted to the way those of another species dress. It seems to be a dynamic that is fairly divorced from anything that exists in our current world.

                I suppose, maybe, the hide-your-sex cultural practices of the dwarves are oppressive in some way? But it doesn't really seem that oppressive to me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not sure why the females of one species would be especially attracted to the way those of another species dress.
                Cultural diffusion. It's not unbelievable. What would be unbelievable is that all female dwarves everywhere secretly want to dress like human women but the males won't let them. In real life a lot of feminine modesty ideals were upheld by women just as if not more often than men.

                >I suppose, maybe, the hide-your-sex cultural practices of the dwarves are oppressive in some way? But it doesn't really seem that oppressive to me.
                It's the equivalent of someone in real life dressing like a lunatic. You're outside the scope of culture and people can and will call you a weirdo for doing it. But let's be real, others refusing to accept you when you do weird shit isn't oppression. Getting beaten to death for doing it is.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not oppressing anyone when I make their lives miserable over nothing

                Cool way to live with being a douchebag.

                Anyway, Pratchett first came up with the "all dwarves dress as boys" thing early on, playing off what was a pretty common "you never see girl dwarves" trope at the time, and having a bit of fun with the silly notion that the dating process for dwarves involves very discretely trying to find out if the other dwarf was a boy or a girl.

                Where he got into a bit of nuance was with Men at Arms, which dealt with (among other things) the idea of a traditionally masculine workplace. The Watch's culture allowed for girls, just barely, and they weren't meant to ACT like girls. Pratchett took the opportunity to look back on the dwarf culture he'd created and said "actually if having to always act like a macho beer-swilling One Of The Lads is shitty in workplace culture, it must be absolute hell on a society-wide level." He certainly did add more religious elements in time, making it easier to see the Discworld stories as an allegory for dealing with religious fundamentalism, but the starting point was ultimately him going "you know what's shitty? Workplaces that let women do traditionally male jobs, but only if they act like traditional males." That's not the sort of thing that would translate easily to animation, and certainly not something Cinemaphile would accept.

                It's better to not have any more adaptations of his books, it's too likely that the adaptors would bite off more than they could chew. Read the books.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Someone telling you to stop acting like a weirdo isn't oppression

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stop acting like a weirdo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >What media is that, I don't actually know that much about the guy. Other than the alzeimer's, and that he was in a documentary about orangutans.
                Here's another piece of trivia for your pile then. When he was knighted, he brought his own sword, that he forged himself with metal from a meteorite.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know he played some video games. He mentioned the older ones to PC magazines, some "no surprise there" things like Tetris, but he also confirmed he'd played newer stuff like Dragon's Age and Elder Scrolls. He even did Oblivion/Skyrim mods. Enthusiastically.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He even namechecked Oblivion in his announcement that he has Alzheimers linked in

                >I haven't even read Terry's last works because apparently he went senile or something
                He developed posterior cortical atrophy, a rare form of alzheimers that affects people a lot earlier (in their 50s, usually), has a very rapid onset, and affects vision and the parts of the brain that deal with spelling and arithmatic, so things like reading and writing become very difficult quite quickly. Godawful irony.

                https://www.alzheimersresearchuk.org/blog/sir-terry-pratchett-a-watershed-moment-for-dementia/

                [...]
                There were exceptions, Corporal "Mayonaise" Quirke from the Day Watch and (I think, its been ages since I've read it) Lord de Worde from the Truth were more standard racists. Plus there's the whole thing in Jingo, with the mobs, Klatchian's Head pub and Vimes having a quiet word with Colon about calling the Gorriffs ragheads. You're right though, the main crux for me isn't that she's not an older valkyrie of a woman. If her bosom can't rise and fall like an empire what's the point?

                >Those of you who’s last experience with computer games was looking at Lara Croft’s buttocks might not be aware of how good they have become as audio and visual experiences, although I would concede that Lara’s buttocks were a visual experience in their own right. But in this case I was travelling through a country that was part of the huge computer game called Oblivion, which is so beautifully detailed that I have often ridden around it to enjoy the scenery and weather and have hardly bothered to kill anything at all.

                >At the same time as I began exploring the wonderful Kingdom of Dementia, which is next door to the Kingdom of Mania, I was also experiencing the slightly more realistic experience of being a 59 year old who finds they have early-onset Alzheimer’s. Apparently I reacted to this situation in a reasonably typical way, with a sense of loss and abandonment with an incoherent, or perhaps I should say, violently coherent fury that made the Miltonic Lucifer’s rage against Heaven seem a bit miffed by comparison. That fire still burns.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Whether or not those quick asides had greater significance is something that can't be said with certainty
                He has quite literally said in interviews that he supports trans people and was happy that some trans people saw themselves in the dwarves that started coming out as female

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >dwarves that started coming out as female

                Ha'ak.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah anon. The fundamentalist conservative dwarves were the antagonists. They weren't in the right

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You have clearly seen the light.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which book was it where the bad guy was a fundamentalist dwarf that was really just pissed off that she was too old and set in her ways to come out of the closet like Cheri did?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Fifth Elephant.

                >"Not them! The...ones in Ankh-Morpork! Wearing make-up and dresses and...and abominable things!" Dee pointed a finger at Cheery. "Ha'ak! How can you even look at it! You let her," and Vimes had seldom heard a word sprayed with so much venom, "her flaunt herself, here! And it's happening everywhere because people have not been firm, not obeyed, have let the old ways slide! Everywhere there are reports. They're eating away at everything dwarfish with their...their soft clothes and paint and beastly ways. How can you be King and allow this? Everywhere they are doing it and you do nothing! Why should they be allowed to do this?" Now Dee was sobbing. "I can't!"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I still don't understand what a person gains by "coming out of the closet" as female, in their dwarfish society.
                It seems Pratchett is implying that being female and doing feminine things are just inherently attached to each other. If he wanted to avoid that, then it would make more sense for dwarves independent of their sex to be attracted to femininity, and in that case referring to the dwarves attracted to human femininity as "woman" or "females" would be inaccurate.
                Pratchett never did a good job of showing WHY dwarf society, with its hidden sex, is bad, in my opinion.

                Someone posted earlier that women entering a male dominated work culture is unpleasant for women, and that analogy was applied to dwarf society. But isn't it only unpleasant for women because the men know who the women are? If nobody knows who the women are in a society, then how can there be any sex-directed sexual harassment? OR sex-based anything?

                The only way that having sex hidden could be bad for dwarves is if, despite their external absence of sexual dimophism, they still had a large amount of sexual dimorphism in their heads. But as far as I remember, that isn't really addressed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I still don't understand what a person gains by "coming out of the closet" as female, in their dwarfish society.

                A feeling of being comfortable in her own skin? Not being defined by ancient traditions? The liberating sensation of admitting that she doesn't really like quaffing beer all that much? If a society's traditions demand people act in a very specific way, there's gonna be cultural rebels. And being a dwarf is more like a religion than a race.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have in my possession a five thousand year old scroll that says you're not allowed to express those thoughts or question anything Pratchett wrote.
                How does that make you feel?
                Trick question, shut the frick up.
                That's why.

                Do only female dwarves not like quaffing beers though?
                You can enact a social change that gives everyone more liberty to be who they are, and to do (or not do) what they want without changing that particular tradition.

                You also could change that tradition, and allow people to divulge their sex. My point is that depending on how sexually dimorphic dwarf brains are, theres no good reason for human femininity to be mapped to dwarf females.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And it's likely that the reason human femininity is mapped to human females is very strongly due to culture rather than to individual preference.

                So that's what makes it weird to me that Pratchett is suggesting that all these dwarf women just naturally have an in-built preference for all things feminine.
                Since they definitely don't have an in-built culture telling dwarf women to be feminine.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Do only female dwarves not like quaffing beers though?

                The point is that they don't HAVE to do that. They don't have to act the way dwarves have been acting for centuries, because they can do girly things and still be a dwarf. After centuries of having to present as male (or just as dwarf), can you blame the women for overcompensating with the femininity?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why would only female dwarves be against those traditions? Even among humans, nobody perfectly embodies the ideals of masculine or femininity; so in an environment devoid of social pressure, we would likely deviate even more from those sex stereotypes.
                The dwarves are in a position similar to being devoid of sex stereotypes. They have stereotypes, sure, but they aren't based on sex. So if some dwarves are against those stereotypes, it makes more sense to go against them on the basis of obtaining greater generalized liberty. There'd be no reason to bring sex into it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >so in an environment devoid of social pressure
                That's not a thing that happens.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm talking theoretically. If you want it to be cemented in the real world, then-- as social pressure (to perform sex stereotypes) approaches zero, people will deviate more from those sex stereotypes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're looking at this from a human point of view.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pratchett was too.
                There's no way to avoid it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the whole deal with dwarves is that they were a two gendered race that, socially, was a mono-gendered race. One of their great operas is a romance between two dwarves, and when vimes watched it
                >So, which one is the, er, guy and which is
                >They're both dwarves, dear.
                So as a social construct, being a dwarf is itself a gender. You discover on the marital bed which bits are under there and sometimes that meant a marriage with no kids. Human culture introduced the idea that if you have a different biological gender, you can present that biological gender freely - something that dwarves didnt do because socially the only gender was dwarf and biologically it didnt matter. Terry ironically was saying girls like doing girly things (which is true) and so when you have Cheery, a dwarf girl who is hanging out with Angua who is a girl who can say she is a girl, she gets excited and joins in. The whole "coming out as female" thing is a cultural shift.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's humans rubbing off on them, like Gladys the golem.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                exactly, which is what happens when cultures mix. I always figured the reason the deep dwarves are so mad about it is because it flies in the face of dwarven culture in a way that could divide their society literally in half, whereas before they had unified social norms. Along with this, tradition is integral to dwarfdom, and this was not just new, but foreign and from a culture that is REALLY undwarfy. It woulde be akin to aliens coming down and saying that people should act differently based on if they have attached or unattached earlobes with whole cultural norms set up for it. And then humans start going along with it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your use of the word "gender" in a bunch of different ways is confusing, but this is pretty much my understanding of what happened.
                >Terry ironically was saying girls like doing girly things (which is true)
                This is only kind of true in human society (just because girls do girly stuff doesn't mean they like doing girly stuff), and there is no reason for it to be true in dwarf society.
                My contention is that, the books treat this all as if its a good thing. There's a lot of unpleasant bullshit with the way humans deal with sex, is all that shit going to rub off on the dwarves too? Sexual discrimination is not possible with dwarves in their society as it was. Now it is possible.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                now you are thinking like a deep dwarf. The change is presented from the human's pov, who see it as good (since a group can now behave as they desire). Terry made it clear that many female dwarves ignored it, but many were drawn in.
                >just because girls do girly stuff doesn't mean they like doing girly stuff
                its been proven cross culturally time and again that men and women have different interests and will frequently fall into similar behavior. While there is nothing wrong with girls liking trucks or boys liking dolls, across all cultures all over the world girls trend towards dolls and boys trend towards trucks. Terry is saying that there is some biological instinct there so female dwarves enjoy it too, even if it bucks cultural norms. Deep dwarves fear the sexual discrimination bit, because it now makes their one gendered society into a one with multiples, and that is a problem worth killing over. However, the stories take place in human run areas with human protagonists who obviously would like to support the human based system. I would have killed for a dwarf only book.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >its been proven cross culturally time and again that men and women have different interests and will frequently fall into similar behavior.

                While I do believe it's likely there are some inherent behavior differences between men and women, the research I've seen on the brains seem to suggest there is very little that's different between men and women.
                My own theory on what you're observing, is that cultures across time and space often have very similar goals (reproduction, agriculture, military, etc.), and are also all using the same species.
                This means that the cultures of the civilizations would frequently obtain the same of certain features. And because men and women are definitely different physiologically, a culture that encourages certain behaviors in men and certain other behaviors in women may find more success than others.
                Basically I'm talking about convergent evolution but with civilizations.

                An example, men are stronger than women, so a culture that encourages men to work with heavy equipment and combat would fair better than one that didn't. And so boys receive toy weapons, and toy heavy equipment and are encouraged to like playing with it.
                Because men are stronger than women, they reach the higher regions of the social hierarchy more often than women (due to the social heirarchy being backed by one's capability for violence). This puts pressure on women to be the primary actor of attracting a mate, as opposed to how it is with most other animals. Also, with all the hard physical work being done by men, women usually get left with social or cleaning work. And so, girls are given dolls to encourage an awareness of her own appearance as well as to encourage her playing out social interactions among her toys.

                I feel mildly autistic for typing all that out. I hope it's all understandable.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes there is. You're literally hammering your ideas into concepts the man already covered.

                Take a dwarf woman. Upon moving to the city and being away from the cultural pressures to conform, she slowly decides not to. These women band together for company, courage and companionship and make the big jump of admitting they're "shes". The ones with no inclination towards doing this do not, and continue to be difficult (but not impossible) to tell apart from their male counterparts.

                Looking for an example, the "new dwarf women" look towards human femininity because it's what's THERE. Troll women in the city do this too, and the city only realizes it's been marketing to them wrong after they've been regulars in town for a generation or so. Dwarf women start by aping human female mores and decide which they want to keep and which they want to ignore (the very funny joke of replacing purses with hand weapons, for example.).

                This is a brand new social movement as of the novels, and in a hundred years or so dwarf female social mores will likely look very different from human ones because they'll have, as the man says, settled on a look.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Casanunda is an early example of a dwarf who goes in the opposite direction and embraces ultra masculinity. I havent got the book to hand, but there's a description in Lords and Ladies (I think) about how he's like a dynamo on the pent up dam of dwarven sexuality. Hwell from Wyrd Sisters and Glod Gloddson from Soul Music also rebelled against Dwarven cultural mores early on as well. There's clearly a lot of tension in Dwarven society as it adapts to new ideas, like not bashing in the brains of trolls on sight, humans can be dwarves, women existing and maybe you dont have to live in a mine. You could even argue that the Clang of city dwarves and the growing prominence of Deep Downer culture is a direct reaction to it, embracing orthodoxy in response to changes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Are you really an outrageous liar?
                >No.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cassanunda was so fricking funny. The only character who could ever match Nanny Ogg's libido.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That romantic date they had in Lords and Ladies, you can just see it can't you?

                >It occurred briefly to Nanny Ogg that she really should be somewhere else, but at her time of life invitations to intimate candlelit suppers were not a daily occurrence. There had to be a time when you stopped worrying about the rest of the world and cared a little for yourself. There had to be a time for a quiet, inner moment.

                >“This is damn good wine," she said, picking up another bottle. "What did you say it's called?" She peered at the label. "Chateau Maison? Chat-eau . . . that's foreign for cat's water, you know, but that's only their way, I know it ain't real cat's water. Real cat's water is sharper."

                >She hammered the cork into the bottle with the end of her knife, then stuck her finger over the neck and gave it a vigorous shaking "to mix the goodness in."

                >"But I don't hold with drinking it out of ladies' boots," she said. "I know it's supposed to be the thing to do, but I can't see what's so wonderful about walking home with your boots full of wine. Ain't you hungry? If you don't want that bit of gristle, I'll eat it. anymore of them lobsters? Never had lobster before. And that mayonnaise. And them little eggs stuffed with stuff. Mind you, that bramble jam tasted of fish, to my mind."

                >"'S caviar," murmured Casanunda. He was sitting with his chin on his hand, watching her in rapt infatuation. He was, he was surprised to find, enjoying himself immensely while not horizontal. He knew how this sort of dinner was supposed to go. It was one of the basic weapons in the seducer's armoury. The amoratrix was plied with fine wines and expensive yet light dishes. There was much knowing eye contact across the table, and tangling of feet underneath it. There was much pointed eating of pears and bananas and so on. And thus the ship of temptation steered, gently yet inexorably, to a good docking.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >And then there was Nanny Ogg. Nanny Ogg appreciated fine wine in her very own way. It would never have occurred to Casanunda that anyone would top up white wine with port merely because she'd reached the end of the bottle. As for the food . . . well, she enjoyed that, too. Casanunda had never seen that elbow action before. Show Nanny Ogg a good dinner and she went at it with knife, fork, and rammer. Watching her eat a lobster was a particular experience he would not forget in a hurry. They'd be picking bits of claw out of the woodwork for weeks. And the asparagus . . . he might actually try to forget Nanny Ogg putting away asparagus, but he suspected the memory would come creeping back.

                >It must be a witch thing, he told himself. They're always very clear about what they want. If you climbed cliffs and braved rivers and skied down mountains to bring a box of chocolates to Gytha Ogg, she'd have the nougat centres out of the bottom layer even before you got your crampons off. That's it. Whatever a witch does, she does one hundred percent. Hubba, hubba!

                >"Ain't you going to eat all those prawns? Just push the plate this way, then."

                >He had tried a little footsie to keep his hand in, as it were, but an accidental blow on the ankle from one of Nanny's heavy iron-nailed boots had put a stop to that. And then there had been the gypsy violinist. At first Nanny had complained about people playin' the fiddle while she was trying to concentrate on her eatin', but between courses she'd snatched it off the man, thrown the bow into a bowl of camellias, retuned the instrument to something approaching a banjo, and had given Casanunda three rousing verses of what, him being foreign, she chose to call Il Porcupine Nil Sodomy Est. Then she'd drunk more wine.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >What also captivated Casanunda was the way Nanny Ogg's face became a mass of cheerful horizontal lines when she laughed, and Nanny Ogg laughed a lot. In fact Casanunda was finding, through the faint haze of wine, that he was actually having fun.

                >"I take it there is no Mr. Ogg?" he said, eventually.
                >"Oh, yes, there's a Mr. Ogg," said Nanny. "We buried him years ago. Well, we had to. He was dead."
                >"It must be very hard for a woman living all alone?"
                >"Dreadful," said Nanny Ogg, who had never prepared a meal or wielded a duster since her eldest daughter had been old enough to do it for her, and who had at least four meals cooked for her every day by various terrified daughters-in-law.
                >"It must be especially lonely at night," said Casanunda, out of habit as much as anything else.
                >"Well, there's Greebo," said Nanny "He keeps my feet warm."
                >"Greebo-"
                >"The cat. I say, do you think there's any pudding?"

                >Later, she asked for a doggy bottle.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You can enact a social change that gives everyone more liberty to be who they are, and to do (or not do) what they want without changing that particular tradition.
                You just explained why even "woke" muslim women can wear the hijab. It's about having a CHOICE and not being forced to do it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, I guess. Not sure what you're point is.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Woke Muslim women wear it either because of tribalism, wokeness or a mix. It's a garment that represents women as property, delusional to say otherwise

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is literally covered in the fifth elephant where Cheery chooses to dress traditionally for the coronation and says the point is she has the option, and that means the option not to sometimes.

                Dwarf women probably modeled "dwarf femininity" after human women because humans are cousins to dwarfs and their closest cultural contacts. Dwarf females who have no interest in dwarf femininity have no reason to break tradition and announce themselves as female. The stated reason for them all going glam was "we aren't breaking 6,000 years of tradition for a fricking pantsuit."

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have in my possession a five thousand year old scroll that says you're not allowed to express those thoughts or question anything Pratchett wrote.
                How does that make you feel?
                Trick question, shut the frick up.
                That's why.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Was The Fifth Elephant the start of the Vimes-wank? It's been ages since I read it, but I remember it ending up with him successfully taking on like five werewolves in a snowy forest all by himself

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Down there it's the lore, but up here it's me!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Vimes successfully ran away from werewolves for a while, nearly froze to death, and was rescued by Carrot and Anguna and a bunch of real wolves.

                Vimes can hold his own in a fight but mostly cheats and can get his ass kicked by a better cheater like Carcer. What he's really really good at are aggressive uses of his reputation to browbeat people, sometimes with Detritus.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He was progressive is the same sense that Teddy Roosevelt was a progressive or JFK was a progressive. Not in the way that modern tankies try to co-opt the term to be code for "communist".

              Terry Pratchett wasn't in favor of abolishing property rights or defunding the police or holding entire races or sexes of people personally responsible for crimes perpetrated hundreds of years before their birth, he wasn't in favor of destroying the nuclear family or allowing corporations to get away with anything as long as they signal the right virtues, he wasn't in favor of allowing the government to continually expand it's influence into the lives of the citizens until you could be jailed for any reason with zero recourse to protect yourself.

              His definition of progressive was ENTIRELY DIFFERENT from how the term is used today.

              FRICK YOU

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Woke says 'I'm very upset about the fact that I am not the tyrant in charge and will stomp my feet and scream until Daddy (who I hate) gives me what I want'
            Vimes is a lord by the end of the series.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, and he hates it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes and does he take the chance to abuse it?
              How about Carrot, who has every opportunity in the world to become a King?
              The Golems when they could pull a revolt and no one could do a damn thing about it?
              Every group that would wrestle power for itself simply because it wants power in Discworld is an antagonist. See Guards, Guards! for proof on that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes and does he take the chance to abuse it?
                Depends on your definition of "abuse". He does play fast and loose with the rules sometimes, since he's the pragmatic Dirty Harry to Carrot's "memorized every regulation" character, but thanks to protagonist centered morality it works out.
                I think this is dumb anyway and if we were to get a Cinemaphile adaptation it should be of Mort.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'd say the defining scenes for Vimes are 'What he does with all his money' and 'What he does when he gets the Gonne', he's tempted by power because who isn't, but when he's alone in the dark and no one is witnessing or gives a damn? He's a good man who doesn't hunger for power, just things being Right.
                Still; for me it's Reaper Man.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                IMO Vimes is like Granny Weatherwax where he knows that deep down he's not a particularly good person but he's wise enough to know that and constantly check himself.
                And yes, Reaper Man is great but I think it needs Mort first as setup. Plus with its princesses I think that it'd be an easier sell.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >IMO Vimes is like Granny Weatherwax where he knows that deep down he's not a particularly good person but he's wise enough to know that and constantly check himself.

                "I don't think you understand. I'm not here to keep the darkness out. I'm here to keep it in. Call me... the Guarding Dark. Imagine how powerful I must be."

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he's wise enough to know that and constantly check himself.
                I can agree on that. I mean look at Night Watch.
                Still, Vimes I don't think Vimes resents it like Weatherwax does, I think he's more angry he can't do more:
                >Vimes: Then it's something we're not seeing, damn it! People are dead, Captain! Mrs. Easy's dead!
                >Carrot: Who, sir?
                >Vimes: You've never heard of her?
                >Carrot: Can't say that I have, sir. What did she use to do?
                >Vimes: Do? Nothing, I suppose. She just brought up nine kids in a couple of rooms you couldn't stretch out in and she sewed shirts for a tuppence an hour, every hour the bloody gods sent, and all she did was work and keep to herself and she is dead, Captain. And so's her grandson. Aged fourteen months. Because her granddaughter took them some grub from the palace! A bit of a treat for them! And d'you know what? Mildred thought I was going to arrest her for theft! At the damn funeral, for gods' sake! It's murder now. Not assassination, not politics, it's murder.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I think he's more angry he can't do more

                But in Night Watch you see how much of a difference he's made. By seeing what the Watch was like before him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Based Reaper Man appreciator, it's my all time favourite too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kino

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?
                >Death knew that to tinker with the fate of one individual could destroy the whole world. He knew this. The knowledge was built into him. To Bill Door, he realized, it was so much horse elbows. OH DAMN, he said. And walked into the fire.
                And my personal favorite:
                >But Bill Door was already rising and unfolding like the wrath of kings.
                >NO CROWN, ONLY THE HARVEST

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like
                >I ONLY HAVE FOUR ONES.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like
                >I ONLY HAVE FOUR ONES.

                Alright everyone it is time for Best Death Lines
                >DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING. THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >OF COURSE, . . . SINCE YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION . . . YOU'LL BE BJORN AGAIN.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've always loved the exchange at the end of Hogfather:
                >All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."
                >REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.
                >"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"
                >YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.
                >"So we can believe the big ones?"
                >YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.
                >"They're not the same at all!"
                >YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.
                >"Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—"
                >MY POINT EXACTLY.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's this one. This is the speech.
                It's right up there with Beta Ray Bill's.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL?
                >PINK PILL

                ooooooh nooooooóoooo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >IT SAID WE HAD TO RIDE OUT
                >Draws his sword
                >IT DID NOT SAY AGAINST WHOM
                Death was truly the most based of characters.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It really is the best Discworld book

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He does play fast and loose with the rules sometimes

                And, again, he hates having to do that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Her was pretty, uh, woke, whatever that entails. A very perceptive guy critical of societal and fantasy norms. Surely this didn't pass over your head while reading his work?

        Oh naturally, but he was what 'Woke' should be rather than what it is.
        Liberalism says 'You know maybe people should be able to make their own decisions rather than being subject to the whims of tyrants'
        Woke says 'I'm very upset about the fact that I am not the tyrant in charge and will stomp my feet and scream until Daddy (who I hate) gives me what I want'

        Being critical of norms isn't inherently evil, nor is adhering to them. Want to see a moment when Pratchett proves he's not and never was a prog?
        Fifth Elephant: Albrecht Albrechtson, in any progressive series this hardline dwarvish turbo-conservative would basically be a trump meme who is secretly behind everything and given all the depth and texture of a sheet of toilet paper.
        Meanwhile let's see what Pratchett has to say about him:
        >You have been labouring under a misapprehension; I reckon. You think that because Albrecht dislikes Ankh-Morpork and has... old fashioned ideas, he is a bad dwarf. But I have known him for two hundred years. He is honest and honourable... more so than me, that I'm sure of. Five hundred years ago he would have made a fine king. Today, perhaps not. Perhaps... hah... the axe of my ancestors needs a different handle. But now I am King and he accepts that with all his heart because if he did not, he'd think he wasn't a dwarf, see? Of course he will now oppose me at every turn. Being Low King was never an easy job. But, to use one of your metaphors, we are all floating in the same boat
        Does that sound like anything that any progolodyte would ever say about the other side even unto the heat death of the universe?
        The simple way to put it is: The liberal thinks the person that disagrees with them is wrong and negotiates with them based on that, the progressive thinks the person that disagrees with them is evil and judges them based on that. Pratchett fell into the former and never the latter.

        To add to this, you want to know what a progressive sounds like in Discworld?
        >Swing, though, started in the wrong place. He didn't look around, and watch and learn, and then say, 'This is how people are, how do we deal with it?' No, he sat and thought: This is how the people ought to be, how do we change them?' And that was a good enough thought for a priest but not for a copper, because Swing's patient, pedantic way of operating had turned policing on its head. There had been that Weapons Law, for a start. Weapons were involved in so many crimes that, Swing reasoned, reducing the number of weapons had to reduce the crime rate. Vimes wondered if he'd sat up in bed in the middle of the night and hugged himself when he'd dreamed that one up. Confiscate all weapons, and crime would go down. It made sense. It would have worked, too, if only there had been enough coppers - say, three per citizen. Amazingly, quite a few weapons were handed in. The flaw, though, was one that had somehow managed to escape Swing, and it was this: criminals don't obey the law. It's more or less a requirement for the job. They had no particular interest in making the streets safer for anyone except themselves. And they couldn't believe what was happening. It was like Hogswatch every day.

        [...]
        Name a time then, go on, I'll wai-
        >Regressive
        Ah you're one of those people that thinks it's Progressive or Regressive. Nevermind.

        Some other topics, let's see:
        Pratchett on Positive Racism:
        >Be generous, Sir Samuel. TRULY treat all men equally. Allow Klatchians the right to be scheming bastards, hmm?
        Pratchett on Affirmative Action (From the very book you mentioned [...] funnily enough)
        >Jackrum: And did you promote them if they were as good as men?
        >Frock: Certainly not, Sergeant. What do you take me for? I promoted them if they were better.

        [...]
        You forget your history anon; there was a time when Eugenics was one of the great progressive projects of its era, the application of science while ignoring small, petty things like peoples human rights or individualism. It was a great big wonderful social reform that'd make society all the better because you didn't need to know if someone was guilty to punish them.
        Or are you one of those people who is going to declare, with a heady mix of blithe ignorance and shameless brazenness 'Well the progressive ideology is the one that wins so all of history has been progress overcoming conservation'

        For the record if you want a nice, tidy description of Woke/The Modern progressive movement it would be:
        >The application of collectivist class grievance theory to cultural and racial identities mixed with a good, unhealthy dose of prosecco socialism and narcissism.
        Does any of that fit Pratchett? With his focus on the individual, his affection for small village life (Witches series), holding power to account through actual systems rather than 'We replace the power with one that's a tyrant for us rather than against us' (Small gods) and pretty much every argument he makes against the revolution in Night Watch (Night Watch)

        >Lengthy attempt at explaining that Pratchett wasn't "woke" just "liberal" in response to Anon pointing out that Cinemaphile would rip an accurate adaptation apart for being "woke" by this board's standards.

        Cinemaphile would rip an accurate adaptation apart for being "woke" by this board's standards.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Those 2 cartoons of Soul Music and Wyrd Sisters were pretty accurate adaptations, in my opinion.
          The main drawback is that they look pretty rough in art and animation.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They were extremely stilted and humorless, to be honest. So much of what makes his work great are things you can't translate to screen easily, like the annotations or the amusing analogies and references he throws in for his descriptions.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think that an accurate representation will get the standard "LMAOING AT YOU FOR LIKING THIS" shitposting but a faithful adaptation wouldn't be woke. The trouble is that a faithful adaptation will never be made. Try making Jingo, where everyone is a bastard. Try making Thud! where the book ends with ambiguity leaning towards peaceful reconciliation. Try making Small Gods at all - you know they would make Ohminism JUST catholisicm and ignore all the other gods and the core evil of Vorbis.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I disagree, I think people know the difference between Woke and Liberal.
          Shit, has anyone ever called Avatar Woke, with its equal gender cast, in-built diversity and story about Imperialism?
          Or do they call Korra Woke because

          Progshit is easy to smell out at the end of the day. You know on some level that you're being lectured to and the story is being put second in favour of wagging a finger under your nose and telling you the authors [Unsolicited Opinions on Israel] tier religious-ideals; it's not the topic being discussed, it's the moral-sneering and wide eyed, fire, brimstone and diversity preaching of it in terms of 'We good, thee bad' combined with a complete lack of any nuance for anyone not on 'the right side' that makes it terrible.

          Want to know more? Check out "What Shall We Ask of Writers?" by Albert Maltz. This is a problem that's been a problem for a very long time and Wokeshit is just the latest and most recently enabled version of it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I think people know the difference between Woke and Liberal

            Where do you think we are?

            >Want to know more?
            No.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I think people know the difference between Woke and Liberal.
              AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

              Nice arguments. I'll go a step further;
              Most people know the difference between Woke and Liberal on an instinctual level because most well socialized people can tell when someone is moralizing and sneering down at them.

              Look at the reaction to the Dragon Prince.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >because most well socialized people
                NTA but I thought we were talking about Cinemaphile.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >well socialized people
                You're.
                On.
                Cinemaphile.

                Good point.
                >Most well socialized people can tell when someone is moralizing and sneering down at them, but might be pressured to go along with it
                >Most poorly socialized people (in either direction) either 100% believe the person out of trust and go along with everything or don't buy any of it and refuse to buy any of it because social pressure doesn't work on autists.
                There's a reason BPD (Hyper-socialization) tends to be all on the prog side while autism is 50-50, either they get them young/from a trusted source and hook them for life, or they don't have an in and when they push it the result is 'No, frick you, frick off and frick your shit'

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >well socialized people
                You're.
                On.
                Cinemaphile.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I think people know the difference between Woke and Liberal.
            AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      except in his books, stereotypes often exist for a reason and even the poor and downtrodden and racially different can be evil bastards

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile Elves are all, what's the terms he used? Awesome? They inspire awe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >woke
      What you mean to say is 'corporate and bad'. Marvel movies don't suck because they're liberal they suck because they're shit out en masse with a checklist for what sells to suburban moms

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile would shit all over any new
      Contrarians would, but I guess thats enough to invalidate any negative opinion in your eyes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember a single gay in Discworld

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mr Harris, Guild of Seamstresses member and proprieter of the Blue Cat Club, and by extension his customers maybe?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In Snuff there is explicit reference to one of the daughters of some noble but impoverished family being a lumberjack, not fond of wearing dresses but plaid flannel and living with another woman, who is all but outright said to be her girlfriend.
        I think some of the seamstresses were also lesbians, The one vampire girl in Monstrous regiment. There was a reference to gay dwarves, some gay klatchian noble in one of the Rincewind stories, etc.

        It was never explicit but they were there.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're probably right but I'm not going to check so I can continue to imagine you're wrong

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're probably right but I'm not going to check so I can continue to imagine you're wrong

          I can vouch for the Snuff one, which I remember mainly because one of the other noble daughters was described as being so busty she had trouble with doorways.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Were they so gigantic that she had trouble opening doors, or so gargantuan that she had trouble getting through doorways?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              She'd described as someone who "certainly lodged in the mind, and possibly also in doorways"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds more like "holy shit I'll never forget how fat this b***h is because I've never seen anyone this big". I'll certainly never forget the big black guy I saw walking down the street one day when the US Navy had shore leave in our town. His height only served to let him be fatter without getting kicked out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Sounds more like "holy shit I'll never forget how fat this b***h is because I've never seen anyone this big".
                Well, it's not, because prior to that when Sybil is describing all the daughters all she drops about Emily is "an excellent cook but is very conscious of her enormous bosom."
                The joke is basically that this noble family is very worried about marrying off its daughters but one is a lesbian and another is such an obvious tradwife it won't be a problem. And another is just straight up Jane Austen.
                Pratchett wasn't a stranger to comedic fat people but he also liked jokes based on female characters being excessively top heavy, like how Angua needs to have her breast plate hammered out more when she joins the watch, or how Sacarissa is described as kind of a butterface.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tonker and Lofty were explicitly lesbians

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >considering Terry was woke by this boards standards
      No
      "woke" isn't simply not being racist/sexist/etc it's specifically being racist/sexist/etc towards the majority out of some misplaced sense of retribution. Terry's works always depicted a sense ethnic harmony and liberal multiculturalism tempered with common sense and rationality.

      So go frick yourself with this revisionist bullshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"woke" isn't simply not being racist/sexist/etc
        lol where do you think you are

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather a secret of monkey island series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon I’m so sorry

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In a few years there's gonna a live action show on streaming. A few people will watch it out of morbid curiousity. It's going to puttputt for a few seasons and either die with a whimper or one of the actors is going to kill it with an controversy because the israelites are too afraid of recasting.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Adapting shit like soul music and hogfather

    I, just, what? OBVIOUSLY you should adapt Guards Guards and later follow up with Men At Arms. Shit was MADE for the general public.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But Hogfather was good and the live action film worked well?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bout tree fiddy

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ...Seven eh em... Organize Defenders at River Gate...

    Seven twenty-five...Hand-to-Hand Fighting in Peach Pie Street...

    Seven forty-eight eight eight... Rally Survivors in Sator Square... Things To Do Today: Build Build Build Barricades... bingeley...

    Eight oh two eh em, Death of Corporal Littlebottombottom...

    Eight oh three eh em... Death of Sergeant Detritus...

    Eight oh threethreethree eh em and seven seconds seconds... Death of Constable Visit...

    Eight oh three eh em and nineninenine seconds... Death of death of death of...Death of Constable Dorfl...

    Eight oh three eh em and fourteenteenteen seconds... Death of Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson... beep... beep...

    Things To Do Today: Die...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Detritus dies after Cheery
      >he went fricking ballistic after his dwarf friend was killed
      >and this is the second time that's happened
      >Visit dies with his fellow watchmen, who kept him at arms length for his proselytising
      >Dorfl dies trying to save the man who gave him his freedom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Carrot, the trueborn king of Ankh-Mor Pork, fricking dies

        Truly the worst timeline.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Carrot will never take the throne, him being the heir is meaningless

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's a narrative, anon. It's meaningless right up until it isn't. I do like how the Rightful King thing was written as a sort of instinctive mystical feeling by people about Carrot.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sure he will, Veni hinted that once he dies Carrot would be a suitable replacement. He's an old frick too while Carrot is young and spry and fricking a hot werewolf gf.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Vetinari was very clearly grooming Moist to take over. I can't remember a time he's said he thought Carrot should ever wear the crown

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, Vetinari is grooming Slightly Damp to be the new Patrician. Carrot taking the throne is just an option if things get really really bad. Vetinari doesn't want a monarchy, Vimes doesn't want a monarchy, and Carrot doesn't want a monarchy.

                I wonder if we would have ever really gotten a book where Moist actually got given the reins. You know Vetinari would never have just named a successor or anything, the Guilds would have never allowed it. So I'm just wondering how he's organize it that Moist is just dropped in it with little choice but to do the job. It always seemed to me that Vetinari sort of realized that Moist wasn't enough of a bastard to keep stuff running like he could, so I assumed he'd try and set it up that it's always in the Watches best interest that Moist runs things, so then we end up with the "Criminal and Cop buddy" angle between Moist and Vimes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We would have gotten there eventually. And I think Vetinari definitely anticipated that Moist wasn't as big of a bastard, that's why he was putting him in all these different public servant roles. If the city became a better place to live for the average person, the guy in charge wouldn't need to be such a bastard

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He takes a page from Topsy's book and makes Mr. Fusspot the new Patrician.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, Vetinari is grooming Slightly Damp to be the new Patrician. Carrot taking the throne is just an option if things get really really bad. Vetinari doesn't want a monarchy, Vimes doesn't want a monarchy, and Carrot doesn't want a monarchy.

                Sure he will, Veni hinted that once he dies Carrot would be a suitable replacement. He's an old frick too while Carrot is young and spry and fricking a hot werewolf gf.

                He's definitely not expecting Carrot to be king, but I'm not so sure he's grooming Moist to be Patrician either. I always got the feeling that he's playing a larger game of building up the city into a state where it'll keep running WITHOUT a Patrician or King, by making sure that the civil service of the city works with such efficiency that you don't need anyone up top to bark orders. Moist is at most a final step if Vetinari dies too soon, where Vetinari expects Moist to make the city as efficient as he does everything. Once it's reached that state all the guilds would keep any new Patrician or King from rising up, because it'll hurt their profits if some dumb bastard decides to muck about with the perfect system that's making them so much money, so they'll keep Rust and his type from putting anyone on a throne.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it's still the same basic point.If Moist becomes patrician he'll inevitably end up getting the city working like the post office or the mint. But I do think Vetinari sees Moist as far more valuable a person not being in any real authority, because it is there when people underestimate and do not expect him. Moist can get things running in a way that Vetinari cannot because he's not pratician, pretty sure this is something brought up in Making Money. But I think he also sees that, out of everyone who could take the job, only Moist would be the one who would, much like the whole sword stick bit, be far more afraid of being in power than not, so he'd be far more likely to actually do right by the city.

                Either way, Moist is pretty clearly a big player in whatever Vetinari was doing. Either in taking the reigns when he can't do it any more, or by being the person that gets the results Vetinari wants.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, Vetinari is grooming Slightly Damp to be the new Patrician. Carrot taking the throne is just an option if things get really really bad. Vetinari doesn't want a monarchy, Vimes doesn't want a monarchy, and Carrot doesn't want a monarchy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And all because Vimes stayed at home.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Detritus dies after Cheery
      >he went fricking ballistic after his dwarf friend was killed
      >and this is the second time that's happened
      >Visit dies with his fellow watchmen, who kept him at arms length for his proselytising
      >Dorfl dies trying to save the man who gave him his freedom

      >Carrot, the trueborn king of Ankh-Mor Pork, fricking dies

      Truly the worst timeline.

      I need to re-read Jingo
      tbh I need to re-read more Pratchett in general

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys remember when you could talk about a cartoon without some dumb political bullshit always shitting up a thread?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vaguely, but the old bait wasn't any less annoying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes! I want that back more than anything, I'm stuck on the internet and all people ever wanna do is talk about pointless crap trying to manipulate me. Save it for the facebook grannies, I'm not that gullible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no Angua gf

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How much would you give for a new Discworld animated series?
    0 shits.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now, let's roll it on back a few posts to the original position:
    >How was Pratchett a progressive rather than being a liberal
    Feel free to answer, we all know you can't for the same reason you can't answer 'Why is Robin Hood a communist icon exactly?'; because he wasn't and you're trying to revise history to steal him.
    But then again I suppose theft is all we can expect of communists isn't it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because when you say "progressive" I can think of no term that better describes Pratchett. He saw the fantasy genre and was like, this is just the same shit over and over, and made a completely progressive take on it. That's why I prefer Discworld to so many other fantasy stories, it's the next step of the genre, the post-modernist fantasy setting.

      Will you ignore my post that debunks your idiocy again to claim an undeserved victory? Becuase I can post it a third time if that helps.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >If I just claim that something is progressive it is: the post
        No, I think you've already made your point, that you're too stupid to understand your own position. No backing, no argument, just 'When you say progressive I think Pratchett so it must be true' combined with 'Satire is progressive'.
        Oh and of course
        >'I don't understand what Post-modernist means but I'll throw it in there to sound big-brain'

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Clearly you're the one who doesn't understand what progressive means.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >If I just claim that something is progressive it is: the post
          The irony of you posting this is incredible. What a stunning lack of self-awareness

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That's why I prefer Discworld to so many other fantasy stories
        My God, yes. The Lord of the Rings is great, I love a bunch of the characters and the story of it and the world building is extensive. But I'd rather live in Discworld, because it's just as a whole so much more interesting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who's talking about robin hood? You're strawmaning again grampa.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't answer because you have an insane definition for what makes a liberal and what makes a progressive. The fact that he, his family and his friends have all made note of his progressive views just doesn't seem to matter to you

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never found any of the Discworld cartoons to be particularly well done, honestly. The books just don't really translate super well to a visual medium in a way we normally see it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the gags really work best in writing or they just straight up doesn't work unless it's in writing, really. That's why I'd rather have a Watch cartoon that follows the Watch doing Discworldian policing that goes on between the books, rather than try to adapt the actual stories and jokes from the books. The modernisation of the watch could take the focus, with the story starting out with criminal of the week stories and then as the watch starts to get more serious about policing it shifts to overarching plots about taking down more serious threats. You don't do live action because they'll never be able to make the dwarves, trolls and golems look good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is that the gags that would work best in a cartoon or show would have to be ones that simply aren't really what is written these days. You don't get background gags, or blink and you'll miss it references or jokes, and that's really what a visual version of Discworld--sadly most likely separated from the internal monologue of the point of view character--would really be what would make the thing feel like Discworld.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That's why I'd rather have a Watch cartoon that follows the Watch doing Discworldian policing that goes on between the book
        By all accounts, that was the original pitch for The Watch TV series, but it stalled out for the usual TV production reasons. Then Terry died, and we got The Embuggerance pushed through instead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The problem was giving the project to BBC America. Never trust a yank with British culture. Only they'd be moronic enough to go "b-but our audience won't get the funny stereotypes about old overweight aristocratic women pottering around in ancient clothes and doing charity work involving animals but really running things behind the scenes, so let's turn Sybil into a thin sexy black batwoman instead!".

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's hardly the most integral part of the story. In fact it's probably the least integral part of the story.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No one said it was, c**t.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then what's the issue, incel?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, Vimes lucking out and marrying Sybil is quite integral to the prosperity of the watch over the course of the series, anon. SHE'S the one who keeps getting Vimes promoted and become a leader of the city(along with Vetinari wanting him, of course) and gives them new watch houses etc. Hell, she's the reason he stays sober and if it wasn't for that he'd be a wreck. All because she's the old type of aristocracy that seems to just be an old biddy tending to her corgis or dragons but she's in contact with all the other old biddies whose husbands run the entire country and she's been bred to make things go the way she wants them to. Turning her into batman and black suddenly makes her an outsider to the city's aristocratic ladder system in both the way she acts as an outsider and the colour of her skin ruining all the storylines where people like Rust are portrayed as racists because it becomes much less believable that they'd be fine with Sybil.

              Turning her thin might not be very integral but it was certainly silly to try and play up how "inclusive" the casting is when they removed the one role where a frumpy and slightly overweight older woman would have been perfect, because Vimes shouldn't have a young athletic ninja wife like so many action heroes do.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think they were just hurting for female characters in the first part. The dragon doesn't count. I never saw the show but didn't they introduce Angua and the dwarf early too?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But they could simply have introduced Sibyl as she is in the books if they needed that. She could have easily filled a spot showing the audience a perspective from the richer part of town. If they'd trusted in the audience knowing about British stereotypes about the aristocracy and finding it funny. They didn't and so they thought it better to make her a young black ninja fighting the city.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                True. idk my point was more that pratchett's spawn was probably the one who came up with the idea in the first place and not americans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I really doubt his daughter came up with that, she's not a bad writer herself (See OverLord games) and respects her fathers works tbh. Even she is not a fan of the American Watch

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't even read Terry's last works because apparently he went senile or something. I think the last one I read was like Going Postal or Carpe Jugulum or Monstrous Regiment something.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can't remember the last one I read but you could tell he was in decline and it apparently got even worse.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I might have to read them anyway because there's not been anything else like Discworld since.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I haven't even read Terry's last works because apparently he went senile or something
                He developed posterior cortical atrophy, a rare form of alzheimers that affects people a lot earlier (in their 50s, usually), has a very rapid onset, and affects vision and the parts of the brain that deal with spelling and arithmatic, so things like reading and writing become very difficult quite quickly. Godawful irony.

                https://www.alzheimersresearchuk.org/blog/sir-terry-pratchett-a-watershed-moment-for-dementia/

                Anon, Sybil being black wasn't the issue. Pratchett said on more than one occasion that with dwarves and trolls around, humans didn't really give a shit about different skin colours between them.
                She could have been black and still had the same role she had in the books

                There were exceptions, Corporal "Mayonaise" Quirke from the Day Watch and (I think, its been ages since I've read it) Lord de Worde from the Truth were more standard racists. Plus there's the whole thing in Jingo, with the mobs, Klatchian's Head pub and Vimes having a quiet word with Colon about calling the Gorriffs ragheads. You're right though, the main crux for me isn't that she's not an older valkyrie of a woman. If her bosom can't rise and fall like an empire what's the point?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Plus there's the whole thing in Jingo, with the mobs, Klatchian's Head pub and Vimes having a quiet word with Colon about calling the Gorriffs ragheads
                That was more a nationalism thing than a racism thing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >That was more a nationalism thing than a racism thing
                It's sort of both. Colon is supposed to represent that kind of nationalistic brexiting kind of brit that hates foreigners and their weird food but eats curry 3 times a week because he's just that lacking in self awareness.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Corporal "Mayonaise" Quirke

                Thick, rich, oily and smells faintly of eggs.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Rhianna had literally nothing to do with the TV show the frick are you talking about

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >pratchett's spawn was probably the one who came up with the idea in the first place and not americans.
                If she had any say in the project it wouldn't have fricking happened because she hated it so much that she even made a public announcement about it. Of course she wasn't the one behind it. Reeing about her is the silliest shit ever.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, Sybil being black wasn't the issue. Pratchett said on more than one occasion that with dwarves and trolls around, humans didn't really give a shit about different skin colours between them.
                She could have been black and still had the same role she had in the books

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Until the Klatchian stuff starts happening, where there's clearly a skin colour part because the Ankh aristocracy are clearly not filled with people of all colours. Making literally anyone else black would have made more sense, including Carrot if you're doing some "the royal family was black with red hair and that's why everyone knows Carrot's the lost prince" thing. Vimes himself would have been the obvious choice because his skin colour really doesn't matter in any way and might even enhance the "who the frick is this interloper butting into our circle?" angle that comes along when Sybil introduces him to the upper classes.

                I'm not even against using black actors in roles, Sybil's just a really shitty choice that they only arrived at because they decided to change her character from "old aristocratic biddy" stereotype to a "young firey black lady fighting The Man" stereotype, all because they were angling for the American audience that would be paying to watch the show rather than the British audience where the BBC can focus on telling stories instead of focus-grouping what sells the best and how to be "down with the yooths".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >because the Ankh aristocracy are clearly not filled with people of all colours
                I'm not seeing the logic here. They're not Klatchian so they must all be white? How do you figure?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean that once the Klatchian stuff starts happening the books start showing people to be regular racists, rather than only racists against trolls and dwarves. The earlier stuff is more Racism=Speciecist but once stuff with other foreign human cultures come into it there's clear regular racism going on as well, which would obviously include the upper classes where people like Rust actually pal around because if the aristocracy was colourful then that openness would have trickled down.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The hatred of Klatch wasn't racial though. It was morporkians being jingoistic nationalists. Literally the name of the book was Jingo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And I'm sure Pratchett decided to use Klatch instead of Quirm and gave way to show more regular racists walking around as just a coincidence, no he totally meant that no racism existed in his books of course, only fantasy racism!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure he used Klatch because of the Gulf War and all the other conflicts surrounding it. No one was particularly clamouring to go to war with France in the 90s, so a war with Quirm wouldn't have been as particularly relevant satire

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They are prejudiced though, one of the main through lines is that events force Vimes to rexamine his beliefs and embrace a more humanist fairness. The plan hinges on Morporkians thinking that the Klatchians are primitive camel jockeys who eat the worst bits of an animal, go about with sand in their sandles and have a prince so thick they won't notice that they've given him an honorary degree in Sweet F.A., when in reality they're a very modern, very well-armed polity that's days away from invading. Even Vimesy is taken in by Achmed's incredibly obvious foreigner schtick, and their conversation towards the end is as much about how he was overcorrecting to not be like Colon, Rust and the rest.

                I'm pretty sure he used Klatch because of the Gulf War and all the other conflicts surrounding it. No one was particularly clamouring to go to war with France in the 90s, so a war with Quirm wouldn't have been as particularly relevant satire

                1997, apparently, so after Gulf 1 but before the next round of the Forever War. Before Blair and Kosovo, even.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >They are prejudiced though
                Yes, against foreign nations. It's so strange to me that you're inserting race into it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's likely American and thus can only see everything through the lens of skin tone.
                >But if these people aren't blacks then who is?
                Funny thing is, Pratchett specifically said 'No one cares about race in Ahnk Morpork, they care about species' in one of the earliest books and people will bilthely ignore this to insert their own thing about omg he'd totally be on my side in the culture war!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its strange to me that you're denying there's a strong racial component to it, when Nobby and Colon have a conversation really early on where Colon literally says

                >'And o'course, they're not the same colour as what we are,' said Colon. 'Well... as me, anyway,' he added, in view of the various hues of Corporal Nobbs. There was probably no–one alive who was the same colour as Corporal Nobbs.

                He's likely American and thus can only see everything through the lens of skin tone.
                >But if these people aren't blacks then who is?
                Funny thing is, Pratchett specifically said 'No one cares about race in Ahnk Morpork, they care about species' in one of the earliest books and people will bilthely ignore this to insert their own thing about omg he'd totally be on my side in the culture war!

                >He's likely American
                How dare you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >How dare you.
                Then stop acting like one.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >She could have been black and still had the same role she had in the books
                Could, except for the fact that Ahnk Morpork is a satire of a very specific place and the nobility of that place aren't a diversity circus.
                Look, you can say 'It could work' all you like but the wasp in the jam here is that everyone knows you're saying it because of politics and nothing else.
                >Every single change they've made is terrible and bullshit except the ones that align with my political ideology
                Tends to be something other people notice. We know you'd throw a pissy about it going the other direction so why not be honest so that we can tell you 'No, frick off, we're not playing another round of 'What if Snape was a single mother' with you for those dank twitter updoots'

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >What if Snape was a single mother

                What if Snape was a Karen?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What are you even trying to say here? I genuinely don't get it. There's literally no reason the landed gentry of Ankh Morpork all had to be white. This is never once stated in any of the books. Yes they are meant to be a parody of real world british nobility but so what? Ankh Morpork doesn't actually exist in real world britain.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My dude I don't agree with this guy on a lot but it's kind of disingenuous to say that Practchett didn't go back on humans ignoring race for species in the later books, especially the later watch books where you had watchmen singled out for their culture and religion and a lot of "subtle" lines about the prejudices of the nobility and the underclass.

                If I was casting I wouldn't insist on Ankh-Morpork being lily-white by any means but the Sybil casting was ridiculous.

                On the other hand Madame Sharn is pretty heavily implied to have a dick under those sequins so I think Prachett's conservative side is being overstated..

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think the guy just had a balanced view of things that is ultimately becoming less popular in this increasingly partisan political landscape.
                Take affirmative action for example, the campaign for equal heights are portrayed as busybody humans getting offended on account of dwarves who are more interested in just keeping their head down and working while at the same time we see wit the watch affirmative action achieve literally the exact aim of affirmative action in the first place.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Madame Sharn
                When it comes to dwarves, it makes sense that males would be just as inclined toward femininity as females, since the whole dynamic is fairly new to them, so they don't have enough time to incorporate it into their sex culture (should that eventually be in the cards for them).
                It's already weird enough that female dwarves are drawn to human femininity. Having male dwarves drawn to it as well, actually makes more sense as it dampens down the implication that all female beings are inherently drawn to things like dresses, israeliteelry, make up, and whatnot.
                Although, if narrativia is the guiding force within the Discworld, maybe that DOES make sense. Since narrativia seems to be a fairly human centric force that is derived from the story-telling elements from our own world (I think??)
                And it is a frequent cliche in our stories to apply human ideals of masc/fem onto animals and other beings.
                But I don't really like that explanation. It's too "just so".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I should put more effort into proof-reading my posts.
                >Although, if narrativia is the guiding force within the Discworld, maybe that DOES make sense.

                I mean to say here that narrativia could cause intelligent female beings to be generally drawn to feminine stuff.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The point of Sharn is she's the logical conclusion to the new dwarf liberalism, taking dwarf ideas about sex the whole way across the field. No matter what's under there, she's a woman because she is presenting herself to dwarfdom as a woman, much like Pepe is a dwarf despite having an unfortunate case of being a human being. These are outliers in dwarf society using the recent shake ups in dwarf society and their own unique resources to renegotiate their acceptability within that society. Sound familiar?

                Do all dwarfs agree on this? Hell no. The only reason Ryhs puts up with her is because of how much fricking money their work is making and the book is dead clear on that, too. Lots of dwarfs don't even like Carrot who is a very traditional case of adoption.

                And thats why it's good. Prachett's dwarfs are a whole people, arguments and internal inconsistencies and all, and they grow and change as a people in response to the trials of the era.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think the best argument for Sybil being black is that she's secretly bald because of all the dragon flames and it's a lot harder for white actresses to pull off bald.
                Having said that you just know it'd be Angua that gets the race swap.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >and it's a lot harder for white actresses to pull off bald.
                She's not MEANT to pull of being bald. She's supposed to wear fricking wigs when she's not mucking out the dragon enclosure.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Vimes so fricking much. He's great in the first book, like, him and his guards are so incompetent that even just strolling near the Assassin's Guild means they're completely helpless targets to any assassin. By the Fifth Elephant he's such a mary sue that he callously takes out like 6 assassins single-handedly while cracking jokes. Hate that shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vimes was a drunk in the first book and stopped drinking around the second.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he callously takes out like 6 assassins single-handedly
      you mean the time he was the distraction and Vetinari's top assassin cleaned things up after he shot like one guy with the hidden crossbow thing?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No one talking about how Disney was going to adopt Mort

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the artwork and they did at least seem to be making an effort into it but I just don't trust them to do it justice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like it would have worked, even if Death was more of a boogeyman than a skeleton because china.
        The issue Disney had was that they only wanted Mort, and the estate refused to sell unless they took the entire series.
        That being said it's supposedly, supposedly, still in development. Shame Maurice looks like it'll be annoyingly low budget.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maurice doesn't just look low budget, it looks like it was designed by people that didn't read the book. Maurice's design alone is totally wrong. The cat's meant to look like he's been repeatedly chewed on by Life, and is only still around because he's tough as frick and slicker than eels covered in baby oil.

          The dumbasses at BBC animation: "So fat and smug? Like Garfield?"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like it would have worked, even if Death was more of a boogeyman than a skeleton because china.
            The issue Disney had was that they only wanted Mort, and the estate refused to sell unless they took the entire series.
            That being said it's supposedly, supposedly, still in development. Shame Maurice looks like it'll be annoyingly low budget.

            You know there's a trailer?

            Looks very low budget but has a good cast. Bunch of comments from people who've worked on it who say that the trailer is misleading and over-eggs the human characters. Sky have a mixed record with Discworld, Hogfather is decent, Colour of Magic was terrible, Going Postal was really good.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah and they are at least keeping to the story it looks like, no holding back on the horror part.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Anon I got five seconds in and turned it off. You can't take a Terry Pratchett "full of herself but not actually skilled (she has a lot to learn but maybe she'll get there)" little girl and give her commando skills. That's military grade Missing-The-Damn-Point.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why is he black now?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He's a cat who's always worried about whether he's eating an intelligent rat. Why the frick is he so fat?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He thought it would be nice
      >Well it w-
      >No, you don't understand, he didn't feel, he Thought
      Death is such an interesting character.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are more?
    I've only seen Wyrd Sisters

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the rights for Wee Free Men are still owned by someone. I think Pratchett torpedoed it when they wanted to do a 90s Borrowers and completely change the setting from a rural English village.

    Apparently the Pratchett estate have sold some discworld rights on the condition it's faithful.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss him, bros

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Vimes inner monologue about shoes and capitalism

    Cinemaphile would call the it sjw shit and you all know it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he wasn't wrong though. In the same book he mentions how ego and effort to appear wealthier than they were locked people into a self-defeating loop. Terry believed in nuance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, modern audiences'd tear him apart.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles. But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while a poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. This was the Captain Samuel Vimes "Boots" theory of socioeconomic unfairness.
      Honestly I don't see much wrong with the boots theory

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.

        Remember that bit in Raising Stream with Moist getting the train running on thin air which was actually golems?

        Remember Vimes commenting on how it was like standing on pavement?

        He knew. He couldn't not know.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah this is Vimes quietly acquiring Moist as an ally for when Vetinari finally bites it.

          The great lost DIscworld story where Moist manages to create a peaceful transition of power would've been brilliant.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Vimes admitting to Sybil that Moist isn't really that bad
            >but also says he'll never say it to Moist's face

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            An ideal Discworld book we never got would be one centering around an election. I could see Carrot getting voted for despite him never even running for office

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If Reacher Gilt wasn't dead he'd probably run.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Right, like if the Moist books are all about Ankh-Morpork's final transition from a rennissance era city-state to a modern country, the last thing Vetinari can hope for is that his death does not cause an immediate civil war.

              Personally I'd have Carrot be a constitutional monarch backed by a keen eyed council of ministers because that fits with some of Prachet's notes about a future book about his and Anguia's kids ect ect.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop projecting.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Death > Watch > Moist > Witches > Rincewind
    Fight me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where does Brutha come into that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would I fight you when you're absolutely right?
      I never really got the Rincewind books. The Last Continent is the only one of his I've liked. I've tried to read Interesting Times about three times now and ironically never found it interesting enough to finish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wizards > death > moist > history monks > rincewind > watch > witches > tiffany aching

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Archchancellor Munstrum Ridcully is the single most based wizard in existence.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because he seems to have more interest in hunting than actually being a wizard

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            and yet he is arguably the most powerful wizard out there.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's an incredibly accomplished wizard who has a rare talent for understanding human beings. Unseen Academicals goes into Ridcully the leader in a way I wish Prachett'd been around to do more with, because for the first time Ridcully was properly challenged. We also see why Stibbons is so loyal to him; Ridcully's his MENTOR, and always has been, and Stibbons has only just now gained enough humility to realize half of Ridcully's bullshit was teaching him how to be a person in addition to being a wizard so he does not immediately die the second he's out of Ridcully's protection.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >witches that low
      No.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I counted Tiffany as a Witch even though in retrospect I should've split them like

        wizards > death > moist > history monks > rincewind > watch > witches > tiffany aching

        did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Witches>Death>Watch>Moist

      [...]

      Aching>>>>>

      [...]

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Christopher Lee can't be Death I don't want it.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite book was Equal Rites, I really liked the main character in that book.
    Did anyone else here like it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was okay, although I actually think it's among the weakest story wise (not counting Colour of magic and the Light Fantastic which were literally different kinds of stories compared to the rest of the series)

      How many of the books have you read?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Given that anon mentions Monstrous Regiment he probably meant to say women.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A dollar

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't think Discworld could be adapted for Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile without it feeling weird and soulless. Most of the books consist of the narrator and having him chime in every few minutes gets tiresome in the live adaptations.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ya know, I never, ever pictured Nanny Ogg as a toad in a wig

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Rhianna was born female dude, what the frick are you saying?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It goes without saying that everyone who was a progressive in the 1980's / 90's would be at best a center right nazi today. If he saw how things have 'progressed' he'd probably write a book about how absurd its gotten.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, stay mad

        you just admitted you struggle to stay retentive to the topic as it evolves. In other words, Boomer

        Who the frick are you talking to? This is the first time I posted ITT you headcase. You really refuted my statement by pretending I'm someone else

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you just admitted you struggle to stay retentive to the topic as it evolves. In other words, Boomer

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the movies well enough. They were kinda janky but Hogfather holds a special place in my household for Christmas.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want a 'Night at the Inventory' styled poker game where you play against various different Death's from media.

    Discworld Death could be the Cinemaphile rep.
    Who would be a good contender for a Comic/Cartoon/Anime/VideoGame rep?
    Grim from Billy and Mandy could be fun. Greg from Conker,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sandman Death.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=14

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Terry died
    >The Dark incontinent never released
    >The Mort movie never happened
    >Never got any more Discworld games after Discworld Noir
    >We never got an animated Watch series
    >The fricking terrible Watch BBC live action show unfortunately exists
    Frick this timeline

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So my question is this. Why do homies got to change things, why can't there be a 1 to 1?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      something about interpretations and wanting to add to the material in your own way. Adaptors thinking they know better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Because adaption is hard blah blah blah
      Because the people that make movies and tv shows are lazy c**ts that can't read.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wyrd Sisters was basically a 1-1 adaptation with the exception that the narrator is absent. Imagine 2 hours of a narrator talking about ghost mechanics and Greebo the cat's sexual escapades interspersed with 20 second stints of animation. It just wouldn't work unless the narrator was constantly talking.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would give rape

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the one where the plot starts off small with a common real life technology or cultural idea introduced to the Disc but then gradually escalates until it threatens the whole world/reality

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And then Vetinari thinks that's gonna happen with the printing press and turns out to be wrong for once.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it British? They would need to revise everything to appeal to Muslims, pretty sure that turtles in space and wizards are halal, even if you cast Rincewind as a woman with no flaws or character.

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